make una go down when Samsung phones dey talk

:'fela song comes on my mind. animal human skin

ignis:
Arab guys na conji go kill dem... They can't control their sexual urge.

ignis:
Arab guys na conji go kill dem... They can't control their sexual urge.

no be lie bro i get one Muslim friend he no dey drink no smoke but for sex matter u be hear. one day when the conji wan kill am. the guy tell me say make i carry am go ashawo house Na so we go cure him conji that day

Horus:
Avoid all arab countries at all costs

bro na one of that arab country my blood sister dey o she for Libya and she dey tell me to come join am me lever no carry am becos wetin i don't hear about Libya no be beans infact my two sisters dey there now. money dey the country sha my greatest fear na dat desert things make person go pass go if Na normal road e for even good.

Horus:
Avoid all arab countries at all costs

bro na one of that arab country my blood sister dey o she for Libya and she dey tell me to come join am me lever no carry am becos wetin i don't hear about Libya no be beans infact my two sisters dey there now. money dey the country sha my greatest fear na dat desert things make person go pass go if Na normal road e for even good.

hi pls i need a job in Lagos someone should help me before man go commit surside any kind of job to survive :

gonna of the days of apoti eri i love that movie alot anyways happy marriage life

:-Xoh what the fuvk this one touch me

Hausaboy239:
Biko we are tired of BBNaija News!
The show is over for F*cks sake!
Let us rest!!

Hausaboy239:
Biko we are tired of BBNaija News!
The show is over for F*cks sake!
Let us rest!!

Hausaboy239:
Biko we are tired of BBNaija News!
The show is over for F*cks sake!
Let us rest!!

honorable off ur mic

me i go like suck that nipples o

Mekudi:
She has been singing with Davido's Dick in the other room before the announcement

Mekudi:
She has been singing with Davido's Dick in the other room before the announcement

IamD18:
You spend your hard earned money to vote, risk your life by turning up in voting centers to vote, make a lot of enemies online and offline with people supporting different housemates, break up friendships and relationships bacause of the show, block your people on social media to enable you post rubbish about bbn.

And at the end, the housemates will get the fame to secure deals and endorsements, only for the winner to spray 200 Naira notes for you to drag and struggle amongst yourselves to pick.

99.845% of Nigerians no get sense. Including me.

true talk our mumu suppose to don do

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

Poverty in every corner of the country.
Since Laycon won this year bbnaija he's been traveling everywhere with designers and two bouncers while spraying money everywhere like E money. Hope this boy won't end up like efe who's currently dragging relevancy with speed darlington and can't even afford a studio session anymore.

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

Poverty in every corner of the country.
Since Laycon won this year bbnaija he's been traveling everywhere with designers and two bouncers while spraying money everywhere like E money. Hope this boy won't end up like efe who's currently dragging relevancy with speed darlington and can't even afford a studio session anymore.

nawa o how u take know all this scrab enemies of progress

longetivity:
Aunty sef dey blush, erica mumu no be here

longetivity:
Aunty sef dey blush, erica mumu no be here

no be lie bro

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Lemme not say what's on my mind.

Anyways congrats.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Lemme not say what's on my mind.

Anyways congrats.

honorable don't worry will know

Naijaguy12345:
The girl look hot, I’ll like to put a goal in her net .

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Naijaguy12345:
The girl look hot, I’ll like to put a goal in her net .

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Kriss216:

Kriss216:

maybe will should use for soapy

naiirablog:
This Nengi is for any guy an expensive luck.


Let me tell a small story about another expensive Luck


EXPENSIVE LUCK PART 1.


There was a certain man who hailed from the town of Ogbia, at the river side, from the tribe of Ijaw. His name was Good luck the son of Ebele. For the nurse that had attended on the day of his birth, hath seen the small beautiful stars like a crown on his callow hair. And she had told his father, and his mother and together they had called him ‘Goodluck”. For fortune danced around his head right from the womb.

When he had come of age, He departed from his father’s house into the wilderness to fast and to pray. After then, he had emerged with fresh annointing.

Because of this, he had moved to the great house of learning to study the science of beasts and of the fowls of the air, and of the fishes of the sea.

And Lo his mind was indeed bright and there was great wisdom in his belly and he had found favour among men and even with God.
When he was done with study, they had made him an Inspector of schools. And from thence, he had waxed stronger, so that they had promoted him as teacher in the colleges, and lecturer of the science of beasts.

He taught and taught and prophesied to his students like never has been seen in the times, until his fame spread greatly abroad. So popular did he become, that the man who was to run as Governor of the city had sent for him; unto him he said “Come my friend, oh thou favoured amongst the gods, take my hand and let us ascend together.
The man’s name was Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha. And in one accord both men had worked side by side. The hand of one clipped to the hand of the other. And behold the Lord was with them for they had emerged as conquerors and winners of the contest and election of the county. The majority had voted for them. And their heads had been anointed with oil by INEC and kingmakers as rulers over all their kindred.

From Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha, he had become Governor Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha. And from Jonathan the son of Ebele to, Deputy Governor Jonathan the son of Ebele.

On their sixth year in office, behold the Governor of the city had been impeached by the Ministers of the law, and Counsellors of Assembly.
And Lo, Jonathan was appointed in his stead. And he had become Governor over all the city. And Jonathan had come before the Lord. And had wept and murmured hymns unto the heavens. Saying.

Oh Lord My God My heart is divided, and my lips are confused. For I know not whether to cry or to laugh. Yea! It is indeed a true thing that my feet now wears the most golden sandals, But the sandals are for my master Diepreye. However i still say bless the Lord, I still rejoice for your wisdom surpasses all things. For when a ram falls for slaughter . Another man’s appetite is satisfied, perhaps The fall of one is for the good of another. But thou Alone Lord are wise.

As though that was not enough, after his term as Governor over his own kindred in the land of Bayelsa. The man who was to run as Highest Ruler and President over all the nation of the host of Nigeria. had sent for him to assist and contest by his side as Vice. The man’s name was Musa the son Of Yaradua who hailed from an Emirate in the state of katsina. And yet again, and like a dream of the night. They had emerged as the winners of the contest. And like a dream of the night, both had become president and vice over all of Nigeria.
And Jonathan had raised an altar in his backyard. And his soul rejoiced. And he sung a new song Saying;

Like a dream of the night, the Lord has elevated me from the staple. And like a dream of the night he has fattened my cheeks with the kings meat.

Then, after many months, it came to pass that the heart of the ruler of all the land, had been beseiged by an infirmity. And his mouth coughed a great cough. So that men of council wondered amongst themselves and took charge of him journeying with him together on a large bird which bore them on its wings toward healers in a far away country, and behold even as they had gotten there, their labour still made no avail, for the infirmity had prevailed on his body. And the great man had breathe his last breathe. And his body perished

And behold the country was thrown in desolation. And everyone in Nigeria rent their clothes and mourned, and all was lost in the madness of grief. Their voices saying singing one song;

‘Our soul weep a great deal for a mighty man hath indeed fallen. And yea! the bearer of Seven Agendas, hath become Bearer Of Seven Diseases.

And after this, there was a small confusion. For the people had looked from one to the other saying. The king’s chair is now vacant, for it is abominable for the seat to be vacant for too long, else we shall be likened to wild beasts without government and order. Then they turned to the direction of Goodluck Saying; Yes! He shall lead. For it is written in the books the latter always preceeds the former. And the whole congregation response saying. Yea! He shall lead us.

On hearing this, Jonathan went to his tabernacle and and rent his clothes saying;

The thing that happened to Diepreye, has again happened to Yaradu. But whom am i to refuse the People’s call, for i was borne with neither staffs nor shoes. Yet the golden sandals of my masters i am being made to wear again a second time. And yet again i shall laugh and cry and weep and rejoice with the same mouth, but thou alone Lord are wise.

Then he accepted and and was crowned ruler and President over all the kindred.


nairablog.com.ng




EXPENSIVE LUCK PART 2 (COMING SOON)
THE RISE OF BUHARI

naiirablog:
This Nengi is for any guy an expensive luck.


Let me tell a small story about another expensive Luck


EXPENSIVE LUCK PART 1.


There was a certain man who hailed from the town of Ogbia, at the river side, from the tribe of Ijaw. His name was Good luck the son of Ebele. For the nurse that had attended on the day of his birth, hath seen the small beautiful stars like a crown on his callow hair. And she had told his father, and his mother and together they had called him ‘Goodluck”. For fortune danced around his head right from the womb.

When he had come of age, He departed from his father’s house into the wilderness to fast and to pray. After then, he had emerged with fresh annointing.

Because of this, he had moved to the great house of learning to study the science of beasts and of the fowls of the air, and of the fishes of the sea.

And Lo his mind was indeed bright and there was great wisdom in his belly and he had found favour among men and even with God.
When he was done with study, they had made him an Inspector of schools. And from thence, he had waxed stronger, so that they had promoted him as teacher in the colleges, and lecturer of the science of beasts.

He taught and taught and prophesied to his students like never has been seen in the times, until his fame spread greatly abroad. So popular did he become, that the man who was to run as Governor of the city had sent for him; unto him he said “Come my friend, oh thou favoured amongst the gods, take my hand and let us ascend together.
The man’s name was Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha. And in one accord both men had worked side by side. The hand of one clipped to the hand of the other. And behold the Lord was with them for they had emerged as conquerors and winners of the contest and election of the county. The majority had voted for them. And their heads had been anointed with oil by INEC and kingmakers as rulers over all their kindred.

From Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha, he had become Governor Diepreye the son of Alamieyeseigha. And from Jonathan the son of Ebele to, Deputy Governor Jonathan the son of Ebele.

On their sixth year in office, behold the Governor of the city had been impeached by the Ministers of the law, and Counsellors of Assembly.
And Lo, Jonathan was appointed in his stead. And he had become Governor over all the city. And Jonathan had come before the Lord. And had wept and murmured hymns unto the heavens. Saying.

Oh Lord My God My heart is divided, and my lips are confused. For I know not whether to cry or to laugh. Yea! It is indeed a true thing that my feet now wears the most golden sandals, But the sandals are for my master Diepreye. However i still say bless the Lord, I still rejoice for your wisdom surpasses all things. For when a ram falls for slaughter . Another man’s appetite is satisfied, perhaps The fall of one is for the good of another. But thou Alone Lord are wise.

As though that was not enough, after his term as Governor over his own kindred in the land of Bayelsa. The man who was to run as Highest Ruler and President over all the nation of the host of Nigeria. had sent for him to assist and contest by his side as Vice. The man’s name was Musa the son Of Yaradua who hailed from an Emirate in the state of katsina. And yet again, and like a dream of the night. They had emerged as the winners of the contest. And like a dream of the night, both had become president and vice over all of Nigeria.
And Jonathan had raised an altar in his backyard. And his soul rejoiced. And he sung a new song Saying;

Like a dream of the night, the Lord has elevated me from the staple. And like a dream of the night he has fattened my cheeks with the kings meat.

Then, after many months, it came to pass that the heart of the ruler of all the land, had been beseiged by an infirmity. And his mouth coughed a great cough. So that men of council wondered amongst themselves and took charge of him journeying with him together on a large bird which bore them on its wings toward healers in a far away country, and behold even as they had gotten there, their labour still made no avail, for the infirmity had prevailed on his body. And the great man had breathe his last breathe. And his body perished

And behold the country was thrown in desolation. And everyone in Nigeria rent their clothes and mourned, and all was lost in the madness of grief. Their voices saying singing one song;

‘Our soul weep a great deal for a mighty man hath indeed fallen. And yea! the bearer of Seven Agendas, hath become Bearer Of Seven Diseases.

And after this, there was a small confusion. For the people had looked from one to the other saying. The king’s chair is now vacant, for it is abominable for the seat to be vacant for too long, else we shall be likened to wild beasts without government and order. Then they turned to the direction of Goodluck Saying; Yes! He shall lead. For it is written in the books the latter always preceeds the former. And the whole congregation response saying. Yea! He shall lead us.

On hearing this, Jonathan went to his tabernacle and and rent his clothes saying;

The thing that happened to Diepreye, has again happened to Yaradu. But whom am i to refuse the People’s call, for i was borne with neither staffs nor shoes. Yet the golden sandals of my masters i am being made to wear again a second time. And yet again i shall laugh and cry and weep and rejoice with the same mouth, but thou alone Lord are wise.

Then he accepted and and was crowned ruler and President over all the kindred.


nairablog.com.ng




EXPENSIVE LUCK PART 2 (COMING SOON)
THE RISE OF BUHARI

na short story be this

sexyking1:
Laycon hide ur money oo dey don dey get emotional for u. And stop that ur Nengi nyash rocking, cos she na diamonddigger!

sexyking1:
Laycon hide ur money oo dey don dey get emotional for u. And stop that ur Nengi nyash rocking, cos she na diamonddigger!

no be lie bro hide ur money o laycan. be cos all this oloshos are coming for it so be wise

;Dfuck that assh bro

ashewoboy:
This guy dey fvck the creme de la creme of pvssies. all these fine girls you wished you were fvcking, another guy is fvcking them. the thing be say, him nor dey show their face.



Na wa oh. every lady is a w.h.o.r.e. now.

no mind the idoit wen he dey enjoy all sweet pussy he no no that time rusbish human being very greed and seftfish instead he go employ young guys make them do the work for am

Dorothy my lover o she get the milky even big brother seft dey use her pics dey do soapy i too like big breast me � i no dey hear word

laycon the bad guy. love ur song with chiko and reminese

Misslilbootay:
°°°
I wonder what is in the idiot.mtchew

mumu must u comment rusbish

Kpomosauce:
op don baptise am inside pot in the name of the father

Kpomosauce:
op don baptise am inside pot in the name of the father

zuraking:
Vanity crew, we are here

here we are bro �

8y88y8:
Some foolish people will still come and blame Buhari

must u put bihari in this matter �

KingAzubuike:
Annie is not doubt a shameless woman and just there because of 2babas money. How can you be comfortable seeing your hubby's baby mama Sunbo adeoye organize his birthday? It shows Annie has failed her obligation as a wife.

if u don't know what to type why cant u keep quite ok

[quote author=Uzomacharles post=94079030]Who dey video her?

Is not a lie bro

[quote author=slyfox35 post=93989513]When He don chop clean mouth for free inside the house,una want make he come pay for outside the house?
Kidd my man,the realest guy in the house,true to himself, honest as f**k[ no be lie bro

Anyways i be first time commenter hope am welcome

I no too know her but Rip mama