banmee:


And to think the mofo is a senator in Nigeria. Nigerians really phucking deserve the leaders it has.

Yeah it's like Nigerians go to school but never get enlightened. Nigerians just LAUGH and CRACK JOKES about major anomalies like that senator being a real SENATOR, or patience Jonathan, or government trampling all over their rights. Enlightened people wud take these matters seriously and demand immediate rectification- hediots be creating useless memes!

Benita27:
Op opens her legs too easily. More often than not, when a guy sleeps with you without much effort they tend to feel if they could get you that cheap then every other guy that came your way did same. Secondly, do you have offensive vagina odour?, that's another thing that could be responsible. Check yourself, and change your ways.

The first reason u gave, not likely. U have a point, but guys seldom dump girls because they were "too easy" per se, its usually because their CHARACTER was too cheap, which makes them cheap. Some beautiful relationships start with partners having hot sex the very day they met. So It's not sex that makes u easy; it's the circumstances surrounding the sex. Also, a girl might be very beautiful, but also very annoying in character. She might even delay sex for very long and not be "easy" but eventually the guy would just still Fvck her and move on. Mission complete! So leave that story.


The second reason u gave, very likely!! Vagina odor is a serious dealbreaker for guys but some ladies are too careless to take proper sanitary measures against this- like regular and thorough washing. Any lady's vagina may smell if she doesn't wash it properly, but if The odor persists then she shud go as far as getting checked for bacterial infection etc. it shud be taken that seriously

iamdurent:
Its not funny and worst of all. Its blasphemous.

kikikikikiki

God: what's wrong with this generation sef! Everything and everyone is so perverted! Even in this my religious Nigeria ehn. I mean, I always knew men were perverts, but what's with all these females going crazy and loose these days!! Infact, im going to burn this Country! Michael?!!

Abraham: err. God, Sire, chill na! Dont call him yet. Im sure there are still very good people down there. Some are even still Virgins with good character and clear conscience...

God:.. Dont try to bobo me, Abraham. Virginity is as scarce as Naira coins and here u are talking like ure so sure..

Abraham: Im sure, Sire! Okay lets do it this way, if I can Count 50 Virgins you won't call Michael again. Deal?

God: haba! Abraham, dont u learn? U lost the bet that other time and ure still eager to do it again


Abraham: that time I wasnt sure. This time I am


God: Okay Okay, deal. Oya count


Abraham: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15...16.....17..........18...................19.....


God: kikikikikikiki


Abraham:.......20..21,22...................................….............................


God: maybe u shud count from the churches...


Abraham:.. Av already counted them joor!

AfroSamurai:
Bro, turn every disadvantage to advantage.

It's simple, since you know she's a prostitute, start pimping her. That's the only solution, that is apart from telling her to go fuck_ herself.

I love this comment! On-fvcking-point

Tho this wud be hard if he had strong feelings for the girl. He wud just feel like... Killing her.... For fooling him!

Aderola15:

Ahnahn
Where is mine na?

Yeah. Going out now, will do Justice to it once I get back.

iyaf finish

Bought eggs then accidentally broke eight of them at the gate ( out of sheer carelessness ) so if u like scrambled eggs garnished with onions, pepper and tomtom- well there's plenty!

Aderola15:


Hehehehe

Oya bend them ooo

How are you?

Im chilling and Eating Asun have u seen my bended rule yet?

Aderola15:
Ode Dudu

well well well.... Never thot we'll meet again but.... Maybe I'll bend my rules this one time

dacblogger:
The o.p is husband material...dnt worry,they will send u pm.

awww! That's a nice compliment- coming from a lady. Thank u

Idydarling:
op will u be my friend?

Yes na. Why not.

Aderola15:

Loooool. Oya tell him to send the PM jawe

By the way, what do u mean by "boys shack"? I would understand if u said "boys shag" but now I don't

And also by the way, about the PM.. Look below

PrickGetSize:
Must you meet your wife from Nairaland?

Noo. But it's not like all nairalanders are from another planet called NAIRAPLANET na. Shebi there are real people like u and I that came here, so I believe she too might just be passing by

Tuham:


Lol..
But back to the matter, if Aderola15 finally accepted you..
You'll drop something for me ooh

Best Man Tinz Loading.....

But don't involve nairaland o. Let's keep it discreet

Tuham:


Op is serious, no break in heart ooh

Thank u! U can read between the lines.

Reminds me of when I went to buy stuff from a store run by some ladies and one of the them accidentally dropped the milk. So I said "Eeya, now u have to change it" And they all laughed and the lady jokingly said "why na, nothing happened to it na" and I jokingly replied "yes, but to me that's warranty void" and they laughed again. Then I paid and she was packing all the things I bought, including that milk. So I was like "You haven't changed the milk tho, u need to change it " Then she reluctantly went to change it. I figure she initially thought I was kidding but I wasn't.

Aderola15:
Op, oya send the pm

ha an! YOU were supposed to send it na. shey u know I'm the one doing ako here so allow me to do plenty Shakara. Starting with, PM me or no deal!

Chimaritoponcho:

What happened?

Oh I dont seriously date female celebrities- and models. I think they're lousy and loose so only good for friendship. yeah thats my opinion. I like a peaceful girl who's not into all that noise.

Optional2:
when you have had 18m in ur account dey will start sending you pm... For now go hustle

How would you know? What if thats why Im on NL cos I think they're all pretenders now....okay, nuff said. If my girl comes around she would do the right thing and not try to obtain my bank info thru...errm...coni coni tricks

Chimaritoponcho:

Okay na antie tonto is single again oo she fits ur description

Kikikikikiki her past is too rough it would be tormenting her everywhere.

Optional2:
when you have had 18m in ur account dey will start sending you pm... For now go hustle

APPEARANCES ARE DECEPTIVE! I have told you the truth up there, so if u allow Moniker or Brandy to deceive u, well, its you and God na. See my hands, CLEAN!

Chimaritoponcho:
Your moniker says it all what else can we expect from a stupid boy

Ah! dont mind my moniker o! Ive kuku warned u before.

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dexterinc2003:
The only reason why i dont want people to stop being religious is simple....humanity (especially in Africa) would be worse if they dont have religious shackles to hold them back. We are not yet ripe for freedom from religion.

On point bro! Evil is already running rampant even with religion in there, so taking out religion just means evil gets to fly naked from door to door- unstoppable!

egbabiekperemo1:

Bought her a Samsung S4 in 2012, i didn't get to see d colour of her pant or even a strand of her pubic hair

Skiskiskiskiski

Mr2kay2:
spent 80k on a pussy i still didnt f.ck i have learnt my lesson sha

NEVER EVER SPEND MONEY ON POOSSSYYYYSSS!! U CAN SPEND ON THE GIRL IF U LIKE HER, BUT NOT THE POOOSAY- NEVER WORTH IT!

By the way, why are u using Mr2kay, impostor?

I know your story but I wont tell it here. I know the story from looking at your pics. congrats!