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Business / Why Is Nobody Talking About Federal Govt Forced Stamp Duty by Studentlife: 7:20pm On May 09, 2020
Recently i received a debit alert of 50 naira for stamp duty and a recent message that 150 will be debited from my account on 9th of may. Why is no one talking about this ?

The same government that abadoned the country and not helpful for years now are now the ones stealing from us.

Calculate 50 naira or even 150 naira to the numbers of account owners in Nigeria.
This country is messed up as it is....

May God help us all. I wish death to whoever is causing Nigerians this pains

Religion / I'm A Spiritual Man: Pastor Caught With Charm Identity Reveals by Studentlife: 2:11am On Apr 29, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6N4FBUIKXs

The said pastor is Apostle Okache Daniel Agor. A Calabar man that own the biggest church in Abraka, the village housing the prominent state University. He is popularly referred to as Yahoo pastor due to his involvement in fetish practices working for Yahoo boys.

However, the lady that got him arrested was a lecturer at the Delta State University that was lured into marriage few years back by the Okache. According to the lady, she went to the said apostle to seek solution on who to marry when she was dating two men. But then, Okache asked her to look at the mirror and she would see her destined husband and just when she looked, she saw the apostle and that became the beginning of their union.

She also pastored with the apostle as mummy G.O. Unfortunately for the man, she started noticing strange occurrence in her life and her body and had to seek a way out.

If the Okache is followed up, there will be more than enough evidence to send him to space.

Business To Business / . by Studentlife: 8:20am On Apr 25, 2020
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Business / Re: Can I Sell This Walmart $250 Gift Card ? by Studentlife: 7:27am On Apr 25, 2020
Surfondsystems:
I can ask. Do you have it ready and available?
yes with receipt...
Business / Re: Can I Sell This Walmart $250 Gift Card ? by Studentlife: 6:19am On Apr 25, 2020
Surfondsystems:


Sure
At what rate and is it in high demands like Sephora ?
Business / Can I Sell This Walmart $250 Gift Card ? by Studentlife: 12:55am On Apr 25, 2020
Please provide info. Can i sell it and at what rate ?

The card with this particular logo design

Politics / The Problems With Nigeria Is Nigerians by Studentlife: 11:54am On Apr 19, 2020
The people! Nothing but the people—and with that said, let me show you a brief glimpse of the typical type of human beings we have in Nigeria. I am not saying I’m not one of those people causing Nigeria her numerous afflictions. Let's go to my story, shall we?

I had a friend who lived with me in Lagos. He had a job on the island, and we lived on the mainland. His daily commute used to eat up a large chunk of his salary every month so he decided to look for a bank that will give him a car loan facility. The plan was he'll purchase the car using the loan and then work Uber during the weekends to pay off the car loan.

In the end, he was able to get an unsecured salary loan from a shark lender (Ren Money Nigeria -- 46% interest on loans below N1m). However, during that same period, he met a girl on Facebook. The girl came all the way from Awka to coop with my friend in my apartment. I felt terrible, but hey, he was my friend, so I didn't make my protestations known to him until after the girl had spent one week in the apartment, and I was getting oedemas on my feet from sleeping on the couch.

The loan was disbursed two weeks after application. I expected my friend to go straight ahead and purchase the car, but instead, he started spending heavily on the Facebook girl. Before long, he was buying gold engagement rings, exquisite matching outfits, and shopping sprees for the girl. The car question became a distant shadow in his mind.

Within the next five weeks, he moved out of my apartment to a bungalow he rented so that Facebook girl could have some privacy. The car by this time had become totally forgotten.

In January of 2016, He invested the remainder of the loan in MMM hoping to use the investment’s payoff to complete the money for the car. We all know what happened next: MMM crashed. He lost his job (surprised? He introduced everyone in the office to MMM). Shortly after the MMM crash, the Facebook girl broke up with him. So he ended up with no money and no girl.

The average Nigerian is like my friend: they go stark mad when they come in contact with money or a position that brings wealth. No current moral code can inhibit this streak in Nigerians. That hunger to become a big man is the heartbeat of the ordinary Nigerian.

The urge to be larger than life and appropriate the commonwealth; or, perpetuate corrupt acts is the life-force of elite Nigerians.

The average Nigerian is manifestly impatient to experience the good life. The Nigerian on the street may be very poor, but he definitely has a gnawing desire to live 'large' and become a 'big man.' By hook or crook; pure or impure means: it doesn't matter. Do you know that thing they say about Yam and Goats? Former president Jonathan told us his father’s version while he was in office.

Basically, President Jonathan said that you shouldn’t keep goats and yams together because the goat will definitely eat the yam as a result of it [the goat] not having any inhibitions against doing so. The average Nigerian, while not being a goat, definitely cannot help but munch on yams left in his care. The yam doesn’t have to a large tuber, it just has to be a yam. In the same vein, we as a people are given to indiscriminate yam eating.

Manifest impatience leads to all sorts of issues in the country. Impatience is the chief factor giving Nigeria grief. Though we hate the status quo, there is no will to actually change the situation because we know that we can exploit the crooked construction called Nigeria to our advantage if we’re lucky.

Rebuilding things will take time. ‘if you get to Abuja, grab your slice of the national yam, don’t look back’ is the dominant mindset. Note that this does not only apply to the national yam, it refers to everything. It applies to everything such as the ministry official who has to be given kola nuts before he can submit your tender; the Road Safety officer who will collect N1000 from an owner of an unfit vehicle and wave him on, endangering lives in the process; the policeman who has made N50 collection his primary duty and not the security of lives and property. You get the gist. The scenarios are endless.

I want to apportion blames, but I do not even know where to start. I wish I had enough informed judgment to be able to say “hey, let’s blame this set of people or this generation.” I do know, however, that the problem is in every one of us.

If you didn’t already know about our unfortunate penchant for manifest impatience as Nigerians, take an in-depth look into yourself and tell me if it exists or not.

I am waiting.

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Religion / Re: Share Your Online Worship Experience Today (pictures) by Studentlife: 12:26pm On Mar 22, 2020
SimplyleoLove:
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i hate this dude
me too.. Just just so annoying
Health / Re: Italian Man Who Brought Coronavirus To Nigeria Now Negative by Studentlife: 10:37am On Mar 20, 2020
masterP042:
The power of science.
What no religion could cure, even a whole Vatican and Mecca is shut down.
All these people and church with megaphones etc disturbing us about the healing power of one so called jesus, but now e don set, they closed his house and left u all on your own.

Watch science defeat this pandemic and see them creep out of their caves claiming healing power of jesus, holy oil and handkerchief etc.
This corona virus has exposed religion and buhari for what they truly are, totally inept and useless.
May God have mercy on you
Celebrities / Re: Throwback Photo Of Fela Kuti Lying On Top Of Burna Boy's Mother. Photo. by Studentlife: 7:57am On Mar 20, 2020
Ajsimon:
Anybody Sabi Bitcoin trading
Or any online bizz
Abeg I wan learn
I'm serious
Drop your email or email me
Business / Get 50GB For 5K. Real With Proof by Studentlife: 10:38am On Feb 14, 2020
Hello everyone, i have data for sale. 50GB for 5K only. I got it for free so am selling off to make money from it. You can message me via email

wapkathemes@gmail.com

Business / Re: Get 50GB For 5K. Real With Proof by Studentlife: 12:07am On Jan 29, 2020
Adam00:
Are you going to show us how to get it in our sim if we paid the price?
No..I will only send to you
Business / Re: Get 50GB For 5K. Real With Proof by Studentlife: 2:26pm On Jan 26, 2020
fegori:

So you won't put the network and a phone number so that people using such network will contact u. Na wa oooo
Mtn sir
Business / Get 50GB For 5K. Real With Proof by Studentlife: 11:33am On Jan 24, 2020
Hello everyone, i have data for sale. 50GB for 5K only. I got it for free so am selling off to make money from it. You can message me via email

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Business / MTN 50GB For 5K. Sales With Proofs by Studentlife: 11:23pm On Nov 24, 2019
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See proof below with date attached or contact me for more proofs and sales

Business / Get 50GB Plus Bonus For 5000naira With Proof(mtn) by Studentlife: 11:58pm On Nov 23, 2019
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See proof below with date attached

Business / Get 50GB MTN Data Hack For 5K by Studentlife: 10:11pm On Nov 20, 2019
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This data is monthly and there is another for yearly which is not available for now.

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See proof below with date attached

Business / Get 50GB Plus Bonus For 5000naira With Proof(mtn) by Studentlife: 5:55pm On Nov 20, 2019
Get 50GB plus bonus for 5000 naira.

This data is monthly and there is another for yearly which is not available for now.

WhatsApp me: 08088131340

See proof below with date attached

Education / . by Studentlife: 6:16pm On Nov 09, 2019
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