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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Eke Acquires A Brand New Range Rover (Video) by StUriah(m): 10:56am On Dec 02, 2023
Helpfromabove1:


Wait are we to congratulate her or her pussy because na her pussy do the hard labour

That pvssy go don suffer. But all the same, it needs to be insured because it is the machine that spin out the currencies for the luxurious lifestyles of its owner.

Take good care of it, girl.

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Education / Re: Ransome Kuti Memorial Grammar School 1988 Set Celebrates 35th Years Anniversary by StUriah(m): 10:47am On Dec 02, 2023
Vinnie2000:


And one or Two Marriages will be Threatened due to JEALOUSY from one Spouse! undecided undecided

For real.

That's the problem with 'first love' thing.

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Education / Re: Ransome Kuti Memorial Grammar School 1988 Set Celebrates 35th Years Anniversary by StUriah(m): 10:34am On Dec 02, 2023
An opportunity for old boyfriends and girlfriends to review their escapades and possibly renew their contracts, applying the Okafor's law.

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Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Date My Friend’s Ex by StUriah(m): 8:12pm On Nov 30, 2023
If your children resemble your friend in question, I hope your mind will be at rest?
Romance / Re: Is It Wrong To Date My Friend’s Ex by StUriah(m): 8:11pm On Nov 30, 2023
SIMPonPatrol:


Are you ready to live with the knowledge that your friend severally fukced your wife in the past?



Once is understatement.

What if she had aborted pregnancies for him?

What is the probability that the won't applied the Okafor's law and nack repeatedly behind your back?
Religion / Re: Couple Whose Wedding Was Cancelled Over Pregnancy Weds In Another Church In Aba by StUriah(m): 8:33pm On Nov 29, 2023
But how na?

Why bra Israel & Sister Rose no fit hold body? Who dey training you how una go nack, a bi, no be pastor you be?
Crime / Re: Have You Ever Seen Or Experienced Sexual Harassment Before? by StUriah(m): 8:10pm On Nov 29, 2023
Don't be misguided, bro.

Women whom you are protecting needed the attention they are getting. Tell your sister and wife to be moderate in dressing when going to public places.

Are they the only women on the streets?

Most ladies now want to dress to kill. Bra-less-pant-less generation. Even in the churches, not to talk of our higher institutions, moderate dressing has gone to the dustbin of history.

Note: The way you dressed is the way you will be addressed.

Shalom.


Felimax:


I swear I don't know how I will forgive myself if had ignored. Usually I do everything and anything I can to stay out of trouble but if it comes hunting I face it with tripled force.

Just by BOC Gas at Oshodi one stupid hit our vehicle and refused us to leave because his car was damaged while ours was not. Omo I got down and we fought wetin nor good. After which I told him to give anybody from Warri chance.

The thing is I cannot take part in you oppressing me. NEVER!

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Family / Re: Married Woman Justify Her Secret Affair After DNA Reveals Real Father of Kids by StUriah(m): 4:54pm On Nov 26, 2023
The man claimed to have slept with this Mummy GO the first day he approach her for relationship after which she visited the man 3 times for several other sections of intimacy. She later went to the man's campus to spend 4 good days to engage the man in serious fornication. Yet, the man wifed her.

From all indication, this Mummy GO couldn't control her libido. Perhaps, the husband couldn't satisfy her and she wouldn't want to leave the man because he was responsible, and more because she is a devoted church member.


efficiencie:


What a stupid woman giving a stupid excuse for a stupid act. If you are sure your husband is infertile why not confront him and/or leave the marriage rather you did the stupid act of getting pregnant for another man, who will definitely not want to take responsibility for the children and pinning it on another man. Now that you have been outed who will take care of the children? Some women should be given a Nobel Prize for Stupidity Sciences.

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Crime / Re: Rev. Fr. Nwaigwe Stephen Impregnates Teenager In Anambra by StUriah(m): 4:31pm On Nov 26, 2023
Holy spirit should slam his freaky pastoral head. Shior!

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Religion / Re: Using "I Love You" To Deceive Ladies For Sex by StUriah(m): 10:26am On Nov 26, 2023
How about a girl I was nacking for the fun of it with no string attached and she was on top of her voice, shouting I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE SO SWEET, OH, I LOVE YOU, BABY only for her to receive a call from her fiance who kept reassuring her that he loves her.

You won't be surprised that as the guy kept saying I LOVE YOU she insisted that I should continue to pound her and increase the tempo of the vawulence while she herself kept whispering to my hearing that she loves me.

What a triangular love. Yet, it is my money that created the magical moment.

Love na joke of the century.
Politics / Re: Nigeria Student Faces Deportation After Terror Threats To UK University by StUriah(m): 7:41am On Nov 24, 2023
Dundee united striker
Career / Re: Civil Servant Fights For Job After Exposing Racketeering In Works Ministry by StUriah(m): 7:07am On Nov 19, 2023
I pledge to Nigeria my country

To be Faithful, Loyal and Honest

To serve Nigeria is not by force

Politics / Re: Joe Ajaero: I Was Brutalised, Detained By DSS – Oshiomhole by StUriah(m): 10:33am On Nov 16, 2023
Allahu Akbar!

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Phones / Re: Someone Is Using My Number On Whatsapp by StUriah(m): 11:31am On Nov 15, 2023
Same happened to me since March this year. Up till now, I haven't recovered that number
despite several messages I sent to Whatsapp.

Another issue I'm facing now is that I received a message from my MTN line which notified me of a new GTBank account number 0882532414 opened in the name of one Rabi.

I have contacted both the GTBank & MTN on several platforms (Twitter X, Whatsapp) to correct the anomaly yet no solution yet.

Nigeria is something else o! Walahi!

Politics / Re: Labour Party Representative Bundled Out Of Imo Collation Centre by StUriah(m): 10:50am On Nov 12, 2023
E ti won si konga
Religion / Re: When Was The Last Time You Went To Church? by StUriah(m): 10:43am On Nov 12, 2023
Most guys go to church on Sunday and still end up sleeping with some Choristers immediately after church service.

This I have done in the past.

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Religion / Re: When Was The Last Time You Went To Church? by StUriah(m): 10:39am On Nov 12, 2023
Jesus was smart to have visited the synagogue when he was a child, and again when he, as an adult, went to destroy wares of those who came for commercial activities in the synagogue.

He realized that going to worship centers have no impact in your spiritual life. Your personal relationship with God is what matters.


Franzinni:
Jesus didn't go to church .... Religion is a drug, you have direct connection to your God, you don't need to go to a building to surround yourself with individuals bursting at the brim with self deception, dedicating 1 day of the week to gather together and act like they are righteous only for them to return to the life of perpetual sin... Remember the bible says your rather be HOT or be cold ... If you are lukewarm God will spit you out ... It's unfortunate the large majority of christians are lukewarm. Sunday Sunday medicine.

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Celebrities / Re: Why My Father-in-law Doesn’t Like Me — Mohbad’s Wife by StUriah(m): 2:52pm On Nov 09, 2023
Now, she is trying hard to implicate the man.

Trust women at your own peril.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns 11 OAU Students Over Alleged Internet Fraud by StUriah(m): 9:52am On Nov 08, 2023
EFCC, EFCC, EFCC

Why now?


Prosecuting students for crime yet uncommitted?

This should be an alleged crime, not crime in itself.

Why the tag "Obtaining money under false pretense".

Where is the money? How much have they collected?

Why not charge them for 'Conspiracy to obtaining money under false pretense'?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Bans Sting Operations At Night by StUriah(m): 10:36pm On Nov 01, 2023
Crystal, I guess

Good for purifying water for drinking

Put it under your pillow, pray for divine enlightenment, guidance and spiritual development.


Felabarmudia:
Pls. dose anyone know what this stone is,and if it has any value?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Paris Police Shoot A Woman Wearing Islamic Veil & Making Threats On A Train by StUriah(m): 1:17pm On Oct 31, 2023
NaijaMutant:
Allahu Akbar is a language of terror world wide.

Whenever you hear such language, seek for safety.



You mean, Japa-ah

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Politics / Re: APC Supporters React As President Tinubu Appoints Obidient As Special Assistant. by StUriah(m): 7:27am On Oct 31, 2023
Tonto Dike sef don join APC

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Religion / Re: Mohbad's Name Appears On Church Programme's Banner (Photo) by StUriah(m): 12:56pm On Oct 29, 2023
I agree with you 100%.

Kukutente23:

Funny enough, Egypt was once a strong Christian centre. It was the birthplace of coptic Christianity and a lot of Christian texts by apologists such as Appollo was written there.
Religion / Re: Mohbad's Name Appears On Church Programme's Banner (Photo) by StUriah(m): 12:39pm On Oct 29, 2023
I wonder why God created a whole lot of nations only to eliminate them for the love of the Israelites.

Israel is the only nation after God's heart. Others are cursed except they accept Jesus Christ as their personal Lord and Savior.

Even in Israel, since the time of Jesus Christ to this day, Christianity is seen as a joke.


VinnyBaba:


Even when Nigerian Super Eagles played Egypt in the last 2022 Afcon,
Such Religious Lines were used.😌😌

Some Folks still believe Egypt is an EVIL Nation while Isreal is God's Nation.😏😒

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Religion / Re: Mohbad's Name Appears On Church Programme's Banner (Photo) by StUriah(m): 12:30pm On Oct 29, 2023
I wish I can see a devoted born again Egyptian
heading a christian fellowship or ministry.

Kukutente23:
This is stupid
How do you think his family and friends will feel seeing him being made such a caricature of an unfulfilled life in death.

Though i used to wonder how Egyptians view churches since Pharaoh and the Egyptians are seen as evil in the bible.
Like imagine an Egyptian visiting a church and the pastor keeps saying: All the Egyptians in your life, they will perish in the Red Sea" will the guy say amen or just smile?
Religion / Re: Should Pastors And Their Family Members Tithe? by StUriah(m): 8:56am On Oct 29, 2023
Nnn
Religion / Re: Chef Dammy Vs Pastor Adegoke Jeremiah: Church Members Curse And Threaten Her by StUriah(m): 12:44pm On Oct 22, 2023
I won't be surprised to hear say the stupid pastor don nack Chef Dammy.

That's what use to happen in most of the churches this day, particularly in students fellowship & Corpers' fellowship where their underage pastors are called "daddy", "Papa".

During my NYSC days, I nack one NYSC christian fellowship Mummy GO called 'Mama' in her room when her room mate travelled back home. They are all fake people.

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Celebrities / Re: BBN's Phyna: I Felt Bullied After Davido Said He Doesn’t Know Me by StUriah(m): 8:21am On Oct 20, 2023
Pvssy and boobby hawker.

Love peddler.


OyeofIkoTuN:
Useless...

What is this pig's talent..? What does she offer Nigerians..? Who is she?..a footballer,musician?
Career / Re: UK Nigerian Man Reportedly Lost His Job After His Female Compatriot Report Him by StUriah(m): 3:51pm On Oct 17, 2023
Slave mentality dey worry you.

Try and emancipate yourself from mental slavery.


SenatePresdo:
The girl did very well.

What the man wanted was to spoil Nigerian hustlers name.

Before you know it, White employers would be like "Don't employ him, he's Nigerian they use to sleep on duty, they lack work ethics" just because of one man's laziness.

If you wan sleep, come back to Nigeria and join Police so you would start sleeping on duty.

That babe deserves an Oscar.

Celebrities / Re: I May Move Back In With Will – Jada Smith Expresses Concern For Aging Actor by StUriah(m): 11:52pm On Oct 15, 2023
Jada is a bitch.

She's using reverse psychology on Will. She knew Will is helplessly entangled in an hopeless relationship with her, and she wants Will to believe that he is getting old whereas she's the one that is actually losing it.

Will should contact Snoop Dogg ASAP for how best to treat a bitch like Jada.
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Man Over N57.5m Mistakenly Sent To His Company’s Account by StUriah(m): 8:20am On Oct 14, 2023
EFCC & scam na 5 & 6.

Why parading the man for a simple erroneous transactions made by him? Is it logical for them not to give the same treatment to the first offender who, in the first instance, erroneously transfer that huge amount to a wrong account with a wrong company name?

Nigeria is a joke.

Why is it that the second alleged offender, a business man with a registered company name, is paraded for 'Alleged Conspiracy. Money Laundering' ? - yehyeh allegations by EFCC.

What if the man has been expecting money to be paid into his account by some clients or those indebted to his company?

The fact that he transfer parts of the money into his other accounts does not make him a conspirator in this alleged fraudulent transaction because the domiciled account belong to his company and the account is capable to accept huge sum. Such amount could not have been deposited into accounts with limited access.

If I may ask the EFCC, when last did you account for all the money you collected from fraudulent transactions done by YAHOO scammers?

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