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Politics / Re: Christian Obi: Peter Obi Condoles With Family Of FC Heartland Coach, Imo State by StUriah(m): 6:34pm
Obi-wenjele.

Pe-pe-re-n-pe Obi!

Pe-pe-re-n-pe Obi!

Obi, the Self-appointed Home Office Minister of Condolences.

Obi, the Self-appointed Home Office Reactor on Social Media.

Obi, the Self-appointed Home Office Minister of Owanbe Parties.

Pe-pe-re-n-pe Obi!

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Politics / Re: Declare War On Insecurity As We Can't Continue Living In Fear And Poverty – Obi by StUriah(m): 12:06pm On Aug 17
This Joblessness of Obidense has made him a NUISANCE
Crime / Re: Pastor Jailed Eight Years For Raping Member’s Wife In Imo by StUriah(m): 6:45am On Aug 08
The fact is some of these women are hor.ny and they want to explore.

And, sleeping with their Pastors is part of their cravings. Reason is that the Pastors, because of their oratory prowess and their larger than life postures, mesmerized them a lot.

Women are very secretive. Hardly will you found a woman that has not been fvcked by other men outside their marriage in this century.

Sexual immoralities are now the order of the day, particularly among church goers
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Olu1000:


Why will a married woman visit her pastor without the husband present? Why have a private meeting with your pastor as a married woman? If I was the husband , I separate from the woman and divorce her.She put herself in the situation

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Crime / Re: Pastor Jailed Eight Years For Raping Member’s Wife In Imo by StUriah(m): 6:35am On Aug 08
I pray that this your YAHWEH of a god commands a pastor to fvck your wife, sister, and mother one day.

E go sweet you, dye!


hopefulLandlord:
Christians should be very watchful of their utterances against Pastor Desmond Eke as what he did might've been commanded by Yahweh as he works in mysterious ways and his wisdom, as our perfect Holy Bible said, looks like foolishness unto man.

Yahweh once told the Israelites to kill all Midianites but keep young virgin girls as war booty. This sounds wrong to us but whatever Yahweh commands is wise even if it looks wrong in our limited knowledge he has his reasons

Yahweh figuratively destroyed Saul for not totally destroying the Amalekites

Yahweh once told Ezekiel to eat bread baked with human shiit

Same way Yahweh sent lying spirits to Ahab's prophets. This also sounds wrong to us but he has his reasons we aren't privy to and he answers to no one

Yahweh also hardened Pharaoh's heart while using that as opportunity to send more plagues and kill innocent people until all firstborn sons of the Egyptians are dead. This also sounds cruel but that's Yahweh showing us his loving power and nobody should question him

Yahweh struck Onan dead for refusing to cum into his brother's wife's


Yahweh's ways are not our ways. its possible Yahweh instructed Pastor Desmond Eke to rape another man's wife in order to deliver her of the marine spirit that was disturbing her. Yahweh might have his reasons so we should not use our limited knowledge to judge what a man talking to a being of unlimited knowledge does. Beware not to bring a curse upon your lives and future generations by attacking a true man of Yahweh
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Angry Response To A Job Invite by StUriah(m): 1:22pm On Aug 07
I once be in your situation before.
I must confess, it's really annoying, stressful & frustrating.
Never give up, brother.
May God help you out of joblessness.
May your dreams never die.
May the good Lord come to your aid
.

I dedicate Light House's song 'High' to you:

1.When you're close to tears remember
Someday it'll all be over
One day we're gonna get so high...


2. Don't you think it's time you started
Doing what you always wanted
One day we're gonna get so high...




Sefannova:
i'd do anything to get a job though.
Even if na sales boy i need it my dream is dying
Politics / Re: Protesters In Lagos Call Off Rally by StUriah(m): 1:32pm On Aug 06
Not a pseudo name.

PHAYOL81:
Hassan Soweto? A pseudo name?

Politics / Re: Protesters In Lagos Call Off Rally by StUriah(m): 1:16pm On Aug 06
I guess na same Comrade Soweto of DSM in OAU who was mobbed by other student comrades & thrown into a dumpsite/drum following a protest against DSM palava Diamond.

Christistruth02:


Who is Hassan Soweto ?

Politics / Re: LASEPA Seals Quilox Again (Pictures) by StUriah(m): 8:18pm On Aug 03
Chimamanda right now.

chatinent:
The thing no sweet Chimamanda at all. Free food and drink no fit work today again.

"What's your name?"

"My name is Mandy"

"What will you eat dear?"

"I will take capricorn salad, dual steaks base in one plate. Chilli-peppered snails alongside the vegetable soup sprinkled with assorted decapod crustaceans, and a ball of semovita. I don't eat fufu sorry."


Says someone wey at the mention of her name all fufu for house dey bow.



See as she stand like principalities and power.

😅😅😅

Romance / Re: “Na Because Of Bad Govt I Never See Husband” – 37-Year-Old Protester (Photo) by StUriah(m): 1:40pm On Aug 03
Hungary Spiderman Arrested

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Crime / Re: Oba Adejuyigbe Adefunmi II Of Oyotunji African Village In US Stabbed By Sister by StUriah(m): 1:38pm On Jul 31
You dey comment as if your people are orderly.

In Malaysia, India, Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, South Africa, China, Japan, Indonesia, is it not your people that put Nigeria into disrepute in those places?


Danisaint112:
Most Yorubas are really annoyingly funny people though. So they can have Obas in the US and UK but frown at anything realted to Eze Ndi Igbo in Lagos a once capital of Nigeria and a cosmopolitan city.

It's this same people (majority) that would still scream racism at the top of their voices but back home they are pro-tribalist which is no different from Racism.

Mehn! The double standard in Nigeria is as clear as the waters of the Maldives.

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Politics / Re: Happening Now: Heavy Gunshots In Owerri by StUriah(m): 1:26pm On Jul 31
By the end of August 2024, 3/4 of the remaining Ibo's population will flock to South West, particularly Lagos and Ibadan.

And in the future , they will be telling their children that they were the developers of Lagos-Ibadan metropolis.
Business / Re: What Weird Things Have You Ever Done Because Of Money? by StUriah(m): 6:31pm On Jul 29
I nacked one HoD of a Government Agency with the hope that she would use her influence to offer me a job on her agency.

The woman dey chop me like tomorrow no dey. Every now & then, she go dey call make i come. I tired but I know fit talk. The worst thing is she didn't want to see any girl around me. Life became so unbearable that time.

She go say Federal Government is not recruiting at the moment. Later she went to buy a beautiful car for another guy who happened to be her ex lover for his birthday.

At the end, I gave up. Gained nothing at the end except the regular drilling of her kpekus.

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Politics / Re: Hunger Protest Begins In Niger State (Pictures) by StUriah(m): 2:31pm On Jul 29
Another AI generated image.

Stop fooling people



Salewa97:


There is anti protest in Lagos island currently too.

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Politics / Re: Hunger Protest Begins In Niger State (Pictures) by StUriah(m): 2:22pm On Jul 29
They are using AI generated images to incite people.

I am in support of the protest but we must be cautious of people who want to take the advantage of this situation to cause mayhem.

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Politics / Re: Hunger Protest Begins In Niger State (Pictures) by StUriah(m): 2:19pm On Jul 29
Can't you see that they are AI generated images?



CilicMarin:
No pictures, No video... Perhaps a handful of misguided elements trying to justify their pay.

Daily Trust and Sahara Reporters are working overtime to incite Nigerians to protest...but unfortunately it is not working at all... grin angry
Religion / Re: Madman Rejects Offering After Preach To Crowd, Says "Give It To The Poor"(Video) by StUriah(m): 10:17am On Jul 28
Wèrè lóhun wáásu ò, ẹ wá wòran

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Romance / Re: NDLEA Officer Proposes To His Corper Girlfriend (Video) by StUriah(m): 3:03pm On Jul 27
Proposing to someone else's girlfriend

This man na mumu o!

How could he?

Her fvckmates are inside that camp.

I bet it, she go celebrate this by nacking other guys excessively before her POP.

Oga should ensure he do DNA for all his children o!
Politics / Re: Lagos State RRS Embark On Show Of Force In Lagos (Photos) by StUriah(m): 8:16am On Jul 21
I give dem blood to Ògún, the one who dey lick blood like ice cream & uses plenty of it to bathe.

Ìyàmi-Àjẹ́ are waiting to drink blood to satisfaction.

I hope they stream it live on the TVs.

RichBoy247:
Any group of idiots wey wan make Ogun drink their blood, make dem troop to the streets. Protests will be shot at sight with AK-47, survivors will be re-shot with AK-49. No single protester will be allowed to run away, if you run, you will be chased and sacrificed to the gods of Yoruba land including Ogun, Sango, Obatala, Osun, Aiyelala and Esu Odara
Celebrities / Re: Biodun Okeowo Weds Adeniyi Olabiyi (Photos) by StUriah(m): 9:33pm On Jul 14
She too dey nack jawe.

Dino Melaye and co. are participants in expanding the enterprise.

Clitocurrency is a real deal.

https://www.kemifilani.ng/entertainment/actress-biodun-okewo-allegedly-snatched-dino-melaye-from-her-colleague-iyabo-ojo

Tjra:
This her paint too much na. Anyway, happy married life to them.



How you take know? You don fvck her before? Una go just dey type rubbish online.

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Family / Re: Sad Moment An Old Man Realised He Is Not The Father Of His 3 Kids (video) by StUriah(m): 9:30pm On Jul 07
85% Keh!

How can you be so generous to make such assertion?

For me, 98.5% of women in the world are nothing to write home about


Wawelexy:
If you are lucky to have a good and faithful woman, you really don't know what God has done for you..... Treat her well...


85% of women in the world are nothing to write home about

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Politics / Re: Shaibu, Dan Orbih, Legacy PDP Celebrate Nullification Of PDP Gov'ship Primary by StUriah(m): 8:30pm On Jul 04
For whose benefit?

Head or tail, na Edo people go still chop breakfast.

They are not fighting for the common masses.

Last, last, dem go settle because na family issues.

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Family / Re: Suraj "Jarus" Oyewole Has Been Charged To Court For Assault by StUriah(m): 5:05pm On Jul 04
This na Islamic affairs. If you no get the drift, shift.

PulsingPurple:
Frontpage loading...

BTW, tell me: If a marriage is the union of two people, why introduce a third-party when you know it will cause a disunion?

If you spit at forced marriage arranged by parents, why would you approve forced extra partner?
Celebrities / Re: Kanye West & Wife Bianca Spotted In Moscow, Russia (Photos) by StUriah(m): 1:37am On Jul 01
See couple

Religion / Re: The Sad Story Of How A Youth Pastor Fell Into Fornication And How The Church … by StUriah(m): 9:39am On Jun 30
99.99% of Youth Pastors enjoy free sex na.

I was once a Youth Fellowship Pastor. I know what I'm talking about now. Girls go offer free sex to you on a platter like nothing dey there. They will even betray their friends & fight themselves to bed you once they know you're very secretive. Things dey happen o!

Everybody na thief; person weh dem catch na him be barawo.


Surprisingly, many congregants fornicated or indulged in adultery last night and within the week, yet they will look down on the accused Bro. K as an unredeemable sinner.

Na God fit judge all of us.
Crime / Re: Ibrahim Sini: I Wanted Peace Of Mind - Policeman Who Rejected ₦150M Bribe by StUriah(m): 8:02am On Jun 30
Another Abba Kyari in the making.

I refuse to allow a Nigerian Police Officer to fool me.

Not until we solve the problem of corruption in the Nigerian Police, Nigeria will not move forward.
Health / Re: Groom Dies Few Hours to his Wedding by StUriah(m): 9:44pm On Jun 29
You're such a funny man. I have been laughing since I read this your reaction.

Come to think of it, your position that:

"Once you begin to fvck a pvssy many men have fvcked or are fvcking, you start dying.

Many men are deadmen walking. They are Walking Dead because of the cursed pvssy they fvck."

Definitely if you have fvcked pvssies that other men had fvcked or are still fvcking, it means that you have fvcked the cursed pvssies and you're a Deadman Walking.

Is that not interesting?

jeromestarks:


You sound smart. But , well, let me be polite to you a little for the time you took to analyse my comment.


Here's the thing:
Marrying a non virgin is the problem not fvcking her. When you fvck her, you start dying but by the time you chase her away (since you're not married to her) , you get your life back.

But if you marry her, you die gradually until you fall down dead like the man in the post.
Health / Re: Groom Dies Few Hours to his Wedding by StUriah(m): 9:16pm On Jun 29
Your Arguments are not sound, and are valid; they are very shaky.

Just look at your assertion:
jeromestarks:


Premise 1: Virgin pvssy, just like virgin land, guarantees long life. Fvcked pvssy, just like used land guarantees DEATH.

Premise 2: Once you begin to fvck a pvssy many men have fvcked or are fvcking, you start dying. Many men are deadmen walking. They are Walking Dead because of the cursed pvssy they fvck.

Conclusion: Once she's not a virgin, fvck her and let her go meet other fvckers.

This mean that you have fvcked women who are not virgin before.

How come you twisted your position when you added the following:


i. Nothing kills a man faster than marrying a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by another man.

ii. Never marry her else you become Walking Dead!

And then you rounded up your faulty argument from the start by wrongfully asserting the following:

Check very well. The cause of this man's untimely death is the woman's lack of virginity.

I guess you are not consistent with your thinking and you need to work on your mental health.

Be rest assured that going by your arguments and your self-indictment to have been fvcking non-virgins, you are a Deadman Walking and you're a Walking Dead.

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Romance / Re: These Are The Things I Consider Better Than Sex(photos Included) by StUriah(m): 5:09pm On Jun 29
Having peace of mind and sound health significantly outweighs the benefits of sex. While sex can provide temporary pleasure, it also involves numerous responsibilities and potential emotional and physical challenges.

Prioritizing mental tranquility and overall well-being leads to more sustainable and holistic life satisfaction.
Politics / Re: Operating 4 Budgets Concurrently, Recipe For Catastrophe, Chaos - Peter Obi by StUriah(m): 1:55pm On Jun 29
Can't Obi wait for his time if at all his time will ever come.

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Health / Re: Does Hunger Affect Man's Erection? by StUriah(m): 8:41pm On Jun 28
I know of a security guard that impregnate his wife repeatedly to prevent his wife from leaving him because of his financial incapacity.

Now, they have 11 children.

I wonder i he is getting erection when he afford to feed his family.

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