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Romance / Re: Stuffs You Miss When You Have A Girlfriend! by Surfboard(m): 9:03am On Jun 03, 2016
NevetsIbot:
lol.. Football fanactic... Shake me jare. I understand you... Imagines arsenal is playing a a very crucial match... Arsenal vs chelsea.... Final match... And the telenovela bae is watching will end the same hour.... The last episode ... What dyu do?? grin

Simple, we'd have agreed before the game. But 9 times out of 10, it will mean i'll have to go to a viewing centre.

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Romance / Re: Stuffs You Miss When You Have A Girlfriend! by Surfboard(m): 12:38am On Jun 03, 2016
I can put up with everything on the list at one time or the other, except that watching Arsenal is non-negotiable. Rather, she will become an Arsenal fan.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Shares Food Stuff In Okeyinmi, Ado Ekiti Today by Surfboard(m): 8:04am On Jun 02, 2016
Fayose is losing it...gradually. He who the gods want to destroy, they first make blind.

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Romance / Re: How I Got A Ladies Phone Number With This Amazing Pick Up Line! by Surfboard(m): 11:31pm On Jun 01, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
I salute you bro...

Can you mentor me??...

lol...

cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Why Did You Break-up With Your First Boyfriend/girlfriend? by Surfboard(m): 10:09pm On Jun 01, 2016
Op, you won't mind your business abi? Ahan!!!! tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Should Religion Be A Barrier To Relationship/marriage? by Surfboard(m): 8:34pm On Jun 01, 2016
Rukkydelta:

Yeah it does unless you aren't a true worshiper and believer of your religion

Who makes these rules? And how do you even determine who a true worshipper is?

And to think that our generation was meant to be different...smh
Romance / Re: Should Religion Be A Barrier To Relationship/marriage? by Surfboard(m): 6:26pm On Jun 01, 2016
Rukkydelta:
Why the heck will you develop feelings for someone that doesn't share the same religious view with you ? :-/ Smh

Why can't he? Does having a different religious view mean he can't love her? Na wa for you o
Romance / Re: Should Religion Be A Barrier To Relationship/marriage? by Surfboard(m): 6:24pm On Jun 01, 2016
greatness22:
But can't things just change a little bit?

Things can change, but it will also mean that you both will have to ignore everyone that doesn't want you to be together. You may be ready to stick to your guns, but can the same be said about her?
Romance / Re: Should Religion Be A Barrier To Relationship/marriage? by Surfboard(m): 5:07pm On Jun 01, 2016
greatness22:
But bros, nor be so e suppose be nah.

See the way i take miss out

Yes, there's the way things are and there's the way things should be. Once you accept that, maybe you will feel better with your decisions. I'm sure you'll find love again sa.
Romance / Re: Should Religion Be A Barrier To Relationship/marriage? by Surfboard(m): 4:53pm On Jun 01, 2016
No, but you're in Nigeria, where religion (kinda) rules everything. And I mean everything.
Romance / Re: Most Disgusting Moniker On Romanceland by Surfboard(m): 3:28pm On Jun 01, 2016
Hahahaha, dis kind thread sef...op na wa for you o
Romance / Re: Should I Let Him Fornicate? by Surfboard(m): 5:40pm On May 31, 2016
Falana gbo ti e tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Drop A Lyric To A Song And Let Someone Tell You The Artist That Sang The Song. by Surfboard(m): 12:57pm On May 31, 2016
My mama was raised in the era when, clean water was only served to the fairer skin.

Doing clothes you would have thought I had help, but they weren't satisfied unless I picked the cotton myself
Politics / Re: Sola Adeyeye On Why Ben Murray-Bruce Was Prevented From Greeting President Buhar by Surfboard(m): 12:30pm On May 31, 2016
The truth is somewhere between Ben Bruce's and Adeyeye's position.
Politics / Re: 2019 Campaign Poster Of Shettima & Okorocha Surfaces In Abuja by Surfboard(m): 4:47pm On May 29, 2016
Someone is trying to ruin Okorocha and Shettima politically. That's all I see.

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Romance / Re: Top 5 Unarguably Husband Materials Of All Time In Romanceland.. by Surfboard(m): 6:08am On May 29, 2016
2dice01:
they rewrite history...Goon i dont believe in yesterday

Oshey...Yeezy grin grin
Romance / Re: 21 Totally NSFW Photos Of Massive Cocks [WARNING!! 18+] by Surfboard(m): 11:37pm On May 25, 2016
Lol...nice one op.
Romance / Re: See Absolutely Stunning Pictures Of Northern Nigeria by Surfboard(m): 11:16pm On May 25, 2016
STFUareyouG0d:
Northern, normally, I don't do this, but I have to. Why you impersonating?

Busted!!!!!! grin
Politics / Re: Fayose Closes Ecobanks And GTBanks In Ado-Ekiti by Surfboard(m): 5:16pm On May 25, 2016
MadCow1:
Mad people state
Apt, since its coming from MadCow...lol
Business / Re: Forex: CBN Throws Naira Into Open Market, Nullifies N197/$ Exchange Rate by Surfboard(m): 8:34am On May 25, 2016
If the government knew it was going to devalue the naira, why wait till now? And Buhari defended pegging the naira at 197 as if he knew what he was doing.

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Romance / Re: How I Was Raped By Three Deeper Life Girls by Surfboard(m): 11:42pm On May 18, 2016
This your story, e get as e be.
Romance / Re: How To Know The Real Name Of A Nigerian Girl-photo by Surfboard(m): 5:00pm On May 18, 2016
cheesy grin cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Nigeria Is ‘seriously’ Broke – Lai mohammed by Surfboard(m): 4:05pm On May 18, 2016
VocalWalls:
But they can buy cars?

What the masses suffer in Nigeria is more than the slaves did during the slave era.

That my fore-father that hid in the bush when they were picking slaves, may he not rest in peace as I am not resting in this country.

I could have been balling with kanye by now, or I could have even been kanye.

All he had to do was take some harsh strokes... angry

Coward!

This had me in stitches. I hope you left it at what it is though, a joke and nothing more. Slavery isn't something to be toyed with.
Politics / Re: Fuel Hike: NLC-TUC Strike Updates by Surfboard(m): 8:11am On May 18, 2016
Mynd44:

The strike in Ekiti is against the state government not paying salaries since Dec 2015.

You guys are on a special kind of sturv

Who told you that lie? It is NLC strike and nothing else. Please stop carrying false info considering your position on this forum.

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Romance / Re: "No Sex Before Marriage" Is A Scam, Don't Fall For It. by Surfboard(m): 7:57am On May 18, 2016
Op, true.

Now brace yourself, the self righteous ones will soon come for you. Hope you're prepared?
Romance / Re: Guys Only! Which Would You Add 4inches To? by Surfboard(m): 6:16pm On May 17, 2016
4 inches to me height abeg. Then I can pursue a career in football as a goalkeeper.
Romance / Re: My Best Friend And My Ex Girlfriend Are Dating by Surfboard(m): 5:35pm On May 17, 2016
cheesy

The replies above be cracking me up.

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Celebrities / Re: Moyo Lawal: "I Want A Hubby As Kanye West That'll Share My Unclad Pics Online' by Surfboard(m): 12:57pm On May 17, 2016
I am a Nigerian version of Kanye, without the celebrity status.
Romance / Re: All Guys What Type Of Bachelor Are You. Come And Identify by Surfboard(m): 5:21pm On May 16, 2016
Lol...Bachelor II
Politics / Re: Buhari And Wike Meet In Abuja, At The Presidential Villa by Surfboard(m): 5:15pm On May 16, 2016
It may be connected to the recent Daily Mail article criticising Buhari for rewarding a corrupt Amaechi. Fingers crossed though
Romance / Re: Lovely Pictures Of My Immediate Younger Sister by Surfboard(m): 11:48pm On May 14, 2016
Marlvin:



Am as shocked n baffled as you're pal, I mean it's either she's delirious or thats one hell of a joke cos both of 'em are incomparable if you ask Me.

Lol, there's nothing we won't see on these streets mate.

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