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Jokes Etc / Re: #wetin Concern by switnjl: 9:29pm On Sep 17, 2012
wetin concern chicken wif piss
Jokes Etc / Re: Physical Challenge by switnjl: 8:47pm On Sep 17, 2012
I can't believe that I wasted half of my battery life reading this shi.it

mtcheeeeeewwwww
Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: Is Goldie Doing A 360 Degrees Fashion Turn-around? by switnjl: 7:36pm On Sep 17, 2012
she is albino
ofli- jato
Celebrities / Re: Ohinoyi: APC suspends campaign in Kogi Central 29th October 2023 by switnjl: 7:32pm On Sep 17, 2012
eeeeeewwwww!!!!!!

that tattoo is UGLY!!!
Celebrities / Re: “Lesbians After Us” – Nollywood Twin Sisters, Chidinma And Chidiebere Aneke Cry by switnjl: 7:24pm On Sep 17, 2012
Roon9: lesbians r aftr us. Lesbians r aftr us. Lesbians r aftr us....... They kept reiteratin dis statement. Hmmmmm! R we sure d reverse aint true

hahahahaha
TV/Movies / Re: Am ‎​‎ In Love With Bomaye Reality Show by switnjl: 6:19pm On Sep 17, 2012
whoever produced that reality show did not sleep on a pillow.

I'm a ghanaian but even I found it very useless and pointless.

de grand finale was what pissed me off de most... mtcheeeeeewwwww

what annoyed me most was when de "maidens'" called that silly attention seeker '"my king"

indeed!!!!!

I will never be part of something like this no matter how desperate I am.

nonsense!!!!
Literature / Re: Lessons From The World's Ugliest Woman- Lizzie Velasquez by switnjl: 3:18pm On Sep 17, 2012
this woman has been created in the image of God. she was created for a purpose. to bring hope to the hopeless.

to me she is very beautiful.

because beauty is not what u look like but what u actually are on the inside.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian Girl by switnjl: 1:31am On Sep 17, 2012
if u want to date a Nigerian girl u must be ....... MUMU

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Jokes Etc / Re: My Homorous Dialogue......i Think They Are Funny...................... by switnjl: 10:47pm On Sep 15, 2012
I can't believe that I actually wasted halved of my battery life reading this shi.it.
mtchweeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Jokes Etc / Re: Type Of Boy Friends Als Have by switnjl: 3:32pm On Sep 14, 2012
I wish there was an unlike button

mtcweeeeew!!!

*leave tread*
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Jokes/conversations/pics by switnjl: 3:26pm On Sep 14, 2012
dlex21: jonathan: I wonder what's going on next door.
Patience: It's a birthday party!
Jonathan: Whose birthday party is it?
Patience: I'm sure it's Tuyu's birthday.
Jonathan: How did you know?
Patience: I heard them singing ''Happy Birthday Tuyu!!! Happy Birthday Tuyu!!!

lwkmd grin grin this patience no go kill me cheesy grin


Rotflmfao grin
dlex21: jonathan: I wonder what's going on next door.
Patience: It's a birthday party!
Jonathan: Whose birthday party is it?
Patience: I'm sure it's Tuyu's birthday.
Jonathan: How did you know?
Patience: I heard them singing ''Happy Birthday Tuyu!!! Happy Birthday Tuyu!!!

lwkmd grin grin this patience no go kill me cheesy grin


Rotflmfao
Fashion / Re: What's The Most 'unlady Like' Item In Your Hand Bag? by switnjl: 1:29am On Sep 14, 2012
suger cane!!!!!!
Fashion / Re: Here's Another Fabulous Way To Wear Beads by switnjl: 1:20am On Sep 14, 2012
I love this .
Fashion / Re: Suitable Cream For Light Skin. by switnjl: 1:18am On Sep 14, 2012
I think u should use shea butter mixed with olive oil. this will maintain the skin tone and protect it from harsh weather conditions.

that is what I am using now. after trying all the other foreign products I realised that natural shea butter was best.

now my skin is as smooth and as soft as ever.
Romance / Re: Dos And Don'ts On A First Date by switnjl: 7:11pm On Sep 12, 2012
guys. it will be rude for u not to look and stir at the bosom more especially when it is in a low cut blouse and has olive oil smeared all over it.
grin
Fashion / Re: Things Your Hairdresser Won't Tell You by switnjl: 6:46pm On Sep 12, 2012
the thing is that sometimes u don't know what u are getting urself into. u only realize ur mistake after u have wasted half of the day at the saloon.

and when u refuse to see it for urself in the mirror, don't worry. as soon as u step out it will be confirmed to u by the stirs u get from strangers.
Celebrities / Re: What Happened To Styl Plus Crew? by switnjl: 12:04pm On Sep 10, 2012
thanx. really grateful
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by switnjl: 11:10pm On Sep 07, 2012
lefulefu: omo check me out nah cool
me nairaland"s most finest cool

nobody stole your visa
sorry

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