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Car Talk / Clean SUV Infiniti Fx 35 2003 Model 1.4million by tablu: 12:01am On Jan 12, 2016
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Education / Re: Law School Records 71 Per Cent Success In Bar Final Exams by tablu: 1:32pm On Nov 19, 2015
nnafather:
Another batch of junks... undecided
No wonder people like you will never be called to the bar.You will remain as bar tenders.
Politics / Re: Is The Chibok Project Abandoned? by tablu: 9:54pm On Nov 17, 2015
Chibok girls are married women that have settled down Now oh!
Romance / Re: No ls taken by tablu: 9:52pm On Nov 17, 2015
U get mind oh! Say u be bisexual...how I wish I could arrest people on online...

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Crime / Re: Man Shoots Girlfriend In The Head During Freaky Sex (pics) by tablu: 9:42pm On Nov 17, 2015
himkers:


can a d1ck think? grin
the only time it thinks is when it is erect shootin semen like bullets from a barel...d guy na mumu joor.
Crime / Re: Man Shoots Girlfriend In The Head During Freaky Sex (pics) by tablu: 9:36pm On Nov 17, 2015
This is what happens when men think with their d1cks...
Romance / Re: 'I Waited Until My Wedding Night To Lose My Virginity And I Wish I Hadn’'t by tablu: 9:26pm On Nov 17, 2015
The story only tries to promote premarital sex...since she claimed to be a pius christian girl protecting her pride she should have consulted God and read the songs of solomon to console herself...there is nothing pure, clean and stainless about humanity.It is only the grace of God that cleanses us of our humanity.
Health / Re: Exclusive(breast Feeding) by tablu: 1:02am On Nov 17, 2015
etim20:
For first timers, exclusive can be say to be a specific period of time a mother is expected to breast feed her child nothing but breast milk and the minimal period is said to be six (6)months for single births but mothers with twins are encouraged to do at list three (3) months exclusive.
A mother is expected to initiate breast feeding one (1) hour after birth but it is not encouraging to initiate breast feeding when the mother is unconscious especially mothers that gave birth through C.S.
Exclusive is very encouraging cause it thus protect the child from eating contaminated foods that can possibly lead to sickness and breast milk contains 80.1% of water plus necessary nutrient the child needs to build self immune from birth to 6 months of age; breast milk is the first immune the child gets and it forms another bond(physical) between mother and child.
Mother's are also advice not to introduce water during exclusive on lease on rare cases of improper flow of breast milk of which mothers with such experience are advice to introduce glucose water(glucose solution) in order not to starve the child and when she observed that her breast milk has regain normal flow,she is advice to stop the glucose water and continue on exclusive..
me and my future wife have agreed to sign MOU for exclusive breast feedin of our children for 2yrs each if not no marriage.Becos such kind of children will have brains like that of einstein....
Politics / Re: One of the Most Difficult Brain Teaser Ever! by tablu: 12:56am On Nov 17, 2015
Oshovie:
Mrs Joy has 9 children: John, Mike, Gloria, David, Kelvin, Mary, Peace, Grace and Ramsey.
As at April, 2008, John was 14 years old;
As at June 2008, Mike was 16 years-old;
As at September 2008, Gloria was 10 years old;
As at October 2008, David was 13 years old;
As at December 2008, Kelvin was 7 years old;
As at December 2008, Mary was 13 years old;
As at February 2009, Peace was 14 years old;
As at December, 2009, Grace was 14 years old; and
As at May, 2010, Ramsey was 12 years old.

Now, this is November 2015; how many teenage children (from 19 and below) does Mrs Joy have?
ramsey, kelvin and gloria three altogether

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Food / Re: Food Scarcity Looms In Prisons Over N6bn Debt by tablu: 12:37am On Nov 17, 2015
PMB what is keeping many inmates In nigerian prisons is the fact that their 3 square meals are rest assured.If your getting such a letter from the contractors that they will decline to supply food items from december then I bet you that jail breaks will become prominent in recent times...I take God beg u baba buhari go find money feed those convicts becos even some of us roaming free never chop belleful.
Romance / Re: I Have Regular Sex With A Married Woman! I Feel I Will Soon Be Caught by tablu: 10:41pm On Nov 16, 2015
Better go and hang ur d1ck cos by the time the husband catch u nah either bullet or babalawo slow death nah him dem go ask u to choose...
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity: Could This Be Abuja? by tablu: 10:32pm On Nov 16, 2015
RevDesmondJuju:
Buhari should sack the minister of petroleum
yeah! He shud sack himself then...

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Emperor Putin Drops Bombshell On ISIS Funding by tablu: 10:26pm On Nov 16, 2015
The james bond president!
Romance / Re: My Landlady Is Having A Crush On Me And Want Me To Have S3x With Her by tablu: 1:59pm On Nov 16, 2015
Liar liar make ur pant catch fire!!
Politics / Re: What Do You Know About Donald Trump by tablu: 1:58pm On Nov 16, 2015
Such an arrogant TRUMPet...speaks to people like he is still in his kindergarten or high school years...oldcargo like him
Education / Re: He Doesn't Want To Attend His Convocation Ceremony Because He Had A 2.2 (Pic) by tablu: 1:29pm On Nov 16, 2015
I knw of a family friend that graduated with 2.1 law unilorin went ahead for her masters in the u.k came out with 2.1.since 2008 no employment, searched all the nooks and cranies of naija notin for her.8yrs unemplyed u can imagine how frustratin it can be.She was able to secure a good job with a fed govt parastatal this year 2015...In Nigeria today it is not by class of Degree oh.It is the grace of God! The race is not for powerful or the intelligent neither the swiftest but time and chance happeneth to them all.Bros dont be discouraged!

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Education / Re: Sweet Picture Of A Father And His Daughter Goes Viral(photo) by tablu: 10:11am On Nov 16, 2015
Baldeen:


OUGUDOUGOU.
ougoudougou is to sweet for him humans live there, may be planet of apes will be better...

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Nairaland / General / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Receives A Letter From A Nigerian by tablu: 11:46pm On Nov 15, 2015
Are expecting an apology for such an omission?
Romance / Re: 6 Things That Happen Before/during The Christmas Period by tablu: 10:29pm On Nov 15, 2015
Many guys will start to hustle sugar mummies!
Romance / Re: Ladies, Do You Really Love Just One? by tablu: 10:15pm On Nov 15, 2015
Yesoo it is there curse till they die."..and your desire shall be for your husband..." which invariably means that nah only one husband with one penis them go enjoy forever.
Politics / Re: Fuel Scarcity Looms As NNPC Depots Run Dry by tablu: 7:54pm On Nov 15, 2015
Ok oh we had better brace up for the change we clamoured for...

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Celebrities / Re: No One Believes These Girls Are Twins. Do You? Even Their Mother Doubts. See Pic by tablu: 7:38pm On Nov 15, 2015
How can they be identical when one is albino and the other is not...
Religion / Re: Sex And Prayers: My Experience by tablu: 7:26pm On Nov 15, 2015
Jeloma:
That's why premarital sex is not good. If you had had this experience with your wife, would you have felt guilty?
he would probably be sayin lord jesus I thank you for such a wonderful wife durin the intercourse.
Politics / Re: You Have 7 Days To Bring Out Buhari’s Certificate – Group Tells Defence Minister by tablu: 7:18pm On Nov 15, 2015
amdoyin82:
Una Neva forget Dis certificate saga abi?
it has obviously just begun...
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons You Should Never Date Or Marry A Fat Girl Or Woman by tablu: 4:04pm On Nov 15, 2015
sinaj:
Ur post is bull sheet undecided




None of d sheet up dere is real


Made for poor men? Daz d craziest tin av heard


Not all phat guls suffer from inferiority complex sad ur skinny beeches fall victim more




Ur post is just a lay man's idea!


Shallow minded op
OP is such an ignorant fellow.
Family / Re: Help Me My Sister Is Getting Out Of Hand by tablu: 4:00pm On Nov 15, 2015
ClassCaptain:
Have you Considered getting her to a Professional counselor ..
In nigeria prfessional counselor ke? horse whip will be a very good option...black children are born with alot of rythm.Give her like 20lashes she will change.

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Romance / Re: Help My Bf Is Pushing Me To Marry Other Suitors by tablu: 3:46pm On Nov 15, 2015
ATMC:
#exhales
waitin to exhale
Romance / Re: Just Imagine How These Ladies Are Exposing Their Body by tablu: 3:41pm On Nov 15, 2015
Na the wheather cosam...
Romance / Re: Please Advise A Brother by tablu: 3:28pm On Nov 15, 2015
Hmm

Politics / Re: Muammar Gaddafi Designed The World Safest Car Before He Was Killed(pictures) by tablu: 12:42pm On Nov 15, 2015
See vanity oh! Even the priviledge of dieing in the vehicle was denied him...
Religion / Re: Can A Soldier Go To Heaven? by tablu: 12:37pm On Nov 15, 2015
Off course he can make heaven! From the last time I checked we are all sinners oh, it is only the grace of God that is protecting and saving us..."he who that is without sin let him cast the first stone"
Romance / Re: Help!!! Need Advice On How To Break Up; by tablu: 12:31pm On Nov 15, 2015
This ur story get as e be! There is really somting your not letting out of the can of worms...

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