EmekaA125:

Na lie. There's kp in Yoruba lexicon just the way we have it in Igbo. What about kpai(To die or kill), jakpa(travelling out or running out), sakpa(hunger) etc. E be like you don't know ur Yoruba again. Be guided

You're the one that needs that advice, also learn to apply decorum in public especially when you're talking about what you know little about. Google is widely available for all and sundry so, use it often before you display your ignorance in public.
Now, learn this once and for all 'kp' is not a Yoruba alphabet 'p' is all that it is in Yoruba alphabet. It's the Igbos that uses 'kp'.
So all those words you thought you spelt in Yoruba are gibberish, to spell them correctly remove the 'k' you added to the 'p'.

TheWordsMultive:
How bout Balogun?

It's a warrior name that mean a king at warfront . Obalojuogun

policy12:
Very nice and i am proud to be Yorùbá..Pls what is the meaning of Adisa Ishola?

It's an endearment appellation that literally means someone that should be cared for, look after and pampered.

Elidrisy20:
I came to check,TINUBU but I no see am

Literally means came from sea. Which can be linked to osun the water goddess. It can so be said probably the child was given by the god of the sea.

funkemary:
Please what is the meaning of Omotosho?

Omotóòshó literally means Children equates valuable treasures.

isan:
Pls what is the meaning of kushimo?

I believe it's an ijebu name that literally means death couldn't recognize him/her again.
Ikúshíìmò[re-mi-do-mi-do]

EmekaA125:
Olakpaade.

This is not a yoruba word as there's no 'kp' in yoruba alphabet.

You must be a clown ��

Thinktwicemybro:
BRT on another ritual mission. Election is here, everyone be careful and shine your eye.

NwaAmaikpe:




I understand the frustration in having a sought-after tool and not being able to use it on your own farmland.
Now you have to rent it for use outside and the borrower doesn't want to return it again.
But will you blame her?

Aside the sex, one other thing is evident here; the companionship you have built with your side chick and that is why she feels you are indispensable to her.
Ask these women, it is rare to see a man with a sizable "osisi-akpu" who can use it very well.

Your wife is not only being an ingrate, she is also extremely selfish.
Sex is firstly for recreation before being for procreation.

Her orgasms come from the 3 children the union has created so she thinks her stay is no more threatened and therefore won't cater to the needs of your loins.

I don't blame her, I blame you who has been enabling her.
How can you stay in the same house with a woman for 2 months and not sign your name in her attendance register just because she doesn't like opening the book!

What type of a man are you?

It is time to roughly pull the rug off her feet.
Tell her that your pendulum is a gift from God and you won't be ungrateful to him by under-utilizing it.

If you can't use it now you are only 35, when does she want you to use it?
Is it when she'd be in her 60s releasing only secretions of rust and you'd have lost your charm to get some fresh air from outside.

The time is now.
Now that her youthful body is fired up with the demons of lust.
Don't think polygamy yet.
Make this right with your wife if not the next woman you marry would still effeminate you.

Wake her up in the middle of the night and tell her that you've noticed at least 5 of your female neighbors eyeing the lump in your trouser each time you pass them.

Also tell her you got anonymous SMS from someone who is offering to leave her husband and fly you to Mauritius just to know what it feels like for your big RAMmed external hard-disk to be slotted into her P. Drive.

Tell her that this will be the last night you'd try to initiate sex with her because you can't be begging when you are the one to be begged.

Make yourself sought after, make her defend her colony.

Tell her that if she won't give it to you, she should permit someone else to give it to you.
After all that's why people have P.As

And that your counsellor NwaAmaikpe opines that any woman who can't endure the throbbing of a preek is not ready for marriage.

Do this and watch her pamper your preek like it's a new born baby.
She'd end up spreading her legs wider than a goal post for you.
Have no mercy when you are pounding it. Pummel it faster than the speed of a blender and drill it like you are looking for a means of escape from a DSS holding cell.

Just fvck her like you are about to die.

Don't stop even if she's quivering.
That's the only way to make her never complain about your size again.

Don't ask me how come.
Just read Hooke's law of Deformation and thank me later.

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This being is a Case with a capital C! You never cease to amaze me with your crazy mindset, always nixing sentiments and very eccentric in opinions.
You'll be very annoyingly fun to have around.
Oh Lordy! Lordy!! If you are like most of your comments in person then your family and pals really have a zany treasure in their midst.

Sad. May her soul rest in peace. May God be with the family and comfort them too.


Exactly @KarlWhyte, I can't agree less with your post, very disgusting that it is even happening in a post like this.
It's really a very childish and immature act, that's becoming a norm here lately.
Some people don't just have anything meaningful to contribute other than striking out other people's opinion or post. Everybody is entitled to their opinions, if thats what they feel like sharing why not write yours too, rather than just being an ordinary Tipp-Ex or cancellation pen, contributing nothing to the conversation. Maturity truly doesn't have anything to do with age and lack of decorum such act screams.

I believe that God can also be Lord but Lord can't be God, which I think is the difference. In other words, God is God and God can be called anything according to personal, cultural, racial or tribal reception or belief while Lord will only be Lord. For example in Christianity, Jesus the son of God is Lord. Just as expected of a Lord, Jesus represents, mediates for believers at the throne of God.
Just like in other religions, society or race, some people believe in some deities that mediates for them at the throne of God.
So I'll simply put, God can be Lord or anything God wants to be because God is supreme and infinite in character, Lord can only be Lord(mediator, sympathizer, representative etc).

Dathypebruv:



:/ I dey look you wan kind oh OP...........
Abbs such as OP,FTC,STC,TTC are simply abbs for OWNER OF POST,FIRST TO COMMENT,SECOND & THIRD Respectively
Today na Sunday sha and you always welcome to NAIRALAND na we we get am..................

Dathypebruv:



:/ I dey look you wan kind oh OP...........
Abbs such as OP,FTC,STC,TTC are simply abbs for OWNER OF POST,FIRST TO COMMENT,SECOND & THIRD Respectively
Today na Sunday sha and you always welcome to NAIRALAND na we we get am..................

See why it's always good to ask questions, thanks for the enlightenment. But you never can say it could be Original Poster/Postee (if there's anything like that) too...(lol)

acesboy:
You are welcome onboard dear fellow.

Lol

acesboy:
You are welcome onboard dear fellow.

Thanks, hope it's a first class cabin...

Hi everyone,
Thank God it's a start of new week, may it be a fruitful one for us all. This post came by as a result of my experience here, which I couldn't help but laugh about at times.
It also got me thinking about various people here on Nairaland. I've been around this forum for a longtime I must say, but I've always been member of silent readers and observers association. However, I decided to sign up this particular account earlier this year.
Now this post is just my own observations, however interactions and response won't be a bad idea and will be appreciated.
I noticed this forum is woven with all kinds of mindsets. Some are very brilliant while some are not so, some are with great sense of humor while some ain't, some are just so unique that most of their posts makes one curious, ponder and wonder. While some are out rightly weirdos... If I start mentioning names and categories they fall into, this post will be too lengthy, but you can feel free to do just that if you wanna.
However, all these makes this forum an educative and fun place to be, just like a rainbow, its beauty lays in its many colors, guess it won't be as delightful to look at, if it was of one color.
So for those with great sense of humor that always makes me laugh here, thank you for being you and sharing your gifts with us. I have learnt a whole lot of things here through my silent observation, thanks for those wonderful brains behind that, please keep being you. Just as the saying goes, "a light shouldn't be hidden under a bushel."
For the simple-minded ones that displays the uniqueness of their being here, you are not forgotten, sarcastically, you can be likened to be oasis in the desert on some consequential posts, you guys are dope at your comic relief roles, bless your hearts(lol).
Not forgetting some abbreviations here too, I sometimes wonder where they sprung from and their meanings, can you kindly share the popular and not so popular ones used frequently here and their meanings, for those of us that don't know them, for instance "OP" does that mean original poster or postee..? (lol)
This is my appreciation note to you all, for being you and sharing you with us all. Let us keep spreading love, light and truth wherever we are, in our own ways, regardless of our beliefs, race, religions, tribes or whatnot. This world is already filled with its own problems, let us try not to add to it. Let us try our best to be humane to one another.
Thanks Seun for this platform. Have a great week ahead guys. Peace!
-TEE.

donbachi:
With him head like mopping stick

donbachi:
With him head like mopping stick

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Congratulations to all successful applicants on this thread and for everyone still on the process, may it be good news after all done and dusted. May all our progressive efforts in life not be in vain.
Nice thread this is with quite # of helpful and polite contributors.

Hi LegitBachelor, guess the name has changed to legithubby now �
Congratulations regarding the success of your application, I started reading this post not long ago and I just can't ignore your nice way of responding to questions and sharing spirit. Thank you for being good and I wish you well in your next phase of life.
I'd appreciate if you can enlighten me on the following questions;
1. During the medicals, what is being done and asked at the hospital? In other words what does the whole medical entails, what is one being tested and asked for?
2. Is birth certificate a necessity? What will happen in cases where it's been misplaced.
3. Bearing in mind that you ain't an immigration officer or VO(just kidding) do you think some# of refusals for tourists B1/B2 could be an issue for a smooth K1 application?

Thanks to everyone that helpfully contributed to this thread in sharing and answering questions. Your contributions and efforts are well appreciated by moi� and I'm positive many people too.

LegitBachelor:
You've already proceeded na.

You have filled the DS-160 form, made payments and have even created your ustraveldoc profile. So you have proceeded already . Or am I wrong?

If you have proceeded already, no problem. Just keep on checking your profile until dates become available. When it does, go ahead and book an appointment before going for your medicals. Please make sure you book your interview appointment before going for medicala.

If you haven't proceeded, no problem. Wait until you get an email from the embaasy then you can go ahead and submit your DS-160 form, make payments and upload your ustraveldoc profile. Keep checking for available dates so you can schedule your appointment interview on time.