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Gov. Ajimobi’s last daughter, Ajay, has finally broke silence on the death of her boyfriend DJ Olu, son of wealthy Nigerian businessman Dapo Abiodun, who was found dead in his car on Saturday October 7th alongside a friend identified as Chime. Ajay who shared a photo with the late entertainer on Snapchat, wrote; Rest easy baby, always watching over me DJ Olu was close to the Oyo State Governor’s family, and always spent time with them in Lekki and on vacations in different parts of the world.
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In 2015 For reasons Best known to NOkia Mail and Nokia Chat , they decided to shut down their services with bunch of apologies to their clients. And now its time for Naij Mail. Naij Mail Accessible at mm.naij.com is a mailing service powered by Naij.com that allows users to send and receive email Messages just like Yahoo mail, Gmail and other Email Servers Few Days ago i Logged in to check my Email messages as usual having been one of their client for some years now because of the flexibility of NaijMail, It was so surprising and hearth touching to see a Notice Message boldly displayed on their Dashboard [img]http://2.bp..com/-rbEDCpT7b8Y/WdK-UWfojEI/AAAAAAAAD6c/k3LtS0hJnegv-sV8dCNUs1HJOhjPLJcBgCK4BGAYYCw/s1600/tmp-cam--863277968.jpg[/img] As You can See , the important Notice was stated that Naij Mail is going to be shut down January 1 2018. The reason for the quick notice is to prepare their clients for any backup they have to make it time. If you are using NaijMail , having gotten this information , this is the best time to go and backup any message you have saved as draft or any important message you have in your inbox because after the shut down , you will have you no access to any more data stored in Your email Address as far As Naij is concerned. So does it mean you can no longer send and receive email messages? Sure and very sure i repeat. You can still send and receive email Messages using other email services just as we have many naij Mail alternatives |
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Na wa o…Naija guys no get chill rara oo. Someone asks this question on Facebook but the replies he got from Nigerians eeh. ![]() There’s this particular reply that really weak me . Checkout the replies below:- |
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FLOW AND SNOW PART 2 “Mathematical Sege!!” I hailed Segun as he entered the office. “Flow! how work today na? how you waka na?” I noticed his shoes were dusty as usually. “Oboy! see your shoe! u don waka the whole Ajegunle today oh!” I teased. “Oboy i no know why this your head dey big everyday oh, abi na this job dey make your head big” it sounded like an insult to me. It sounded like insult, but on a second thought it was true. At my age, i think i had stopped growing, but a part of my body has refused to stop growing, that’s my head. “You your head no big?” I said the oppossite of what Segun’s head was; small head. Groundnut shaped head. “see your money here” Kel handed me my money. I counted and it was complete, but i noticed a bad 1000 naira note was amongst the money i was given so i complained. “This money is bad” “Must you complain about everything” Mr Wole said without even seing the money i was complaining of. Kel took the money from me and handed over another note that looked almost like the other. All the while i was staring at Kel’s A’,ss. Kel has the kind the a’ss that from a panoramic view it looks like two big b’alls of Paw Paw fruit, from the rear view it looks like a Trailer tyre, from the left view it looks like my Church Speaker, and from the right view it looks like one wrap of Mama Sikiru’s Pounded Yam, but all the same, i loved staring at her a’ss, it makes me believe that if her tiny waist could carry such an a’ss, then Nigeria will get better soon. Kel!! Kel!! Kel!! Kel had been a trouble to my soul since i met her. I invented the name “Kel”. Her birth name was Kelechi. I invented the name because it reminded me that i had a crush on the American singer Kelly Rowland. She doesn’t look half as beautiful as Kelly Rowland because Kelly doesn’t have a mouth wide enough to swallow two spoonful of hot Rice at the same time, she doesn’t look half as beautiful as Kelly Rowland because Kelly doesn’t have a forehead that looks like it was hammered with a sledge hammer, she doesn’t look half as beautiful as Kelly Rowland because Kelly doesn’t have Beans shaped Nose. Yet she has what Kelly Rowland doesn’t have; an Earth quakening a.’ss. The same Kel really troubled my soul ab initio. “I delivered 51 parcels” Segun announced. To be continued 1 Like |
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Dear Readers,
How una dey? it’s me again, the writer of the
block busters: “Barrack boy’, “Ibo boy wey like
Yoruba”, and “Man wey dey reason”. Am here
with yet another block buster titled “Flow and
Snow.
“SIr, i delivered 28 parcels in Sululere Axis” I
pronounced Surulere like a typical Igbo man.
“where and where did you go to in Surulere” Mr
Wole my Boss inquired.
“i went to Surulere Sir” I barely heard his
question.
“so u walked the whole of Surulere?
ehmmmmmnnn? Mr Johnny Walker!”
Johnny Walker walked for sure, but Flow
covered more distance. in my line of Job, i
sometimes wished i could fly.
“i said where did you go to in Surulere” He
thundered.
” I said i went to Surulere sir” I answered
“He said where in Surulere did you go to?” The
female voice of Kel brought me back to my
right senses. My head at that moment was
blocked, like i was carrying a fifteen storey
building on it. My big head was growing bigger,
i was seeing beautiful stars, big beautiful stars!
“Sorry ooooh!!! i went to. Lawanson, Randle,
Ojuelegba, Ayilara, Shitta and Masha” i
chorused.
Mr Wole pressed the calculator for what lasted
like ages.
“my money is 2,800 naira sir” i almost yelled,
but i dare not.
“oga the money wey una dey give us too small
oh” i almost complained, but again, i dare not
say that to the dreaded Mr Wole.
We were being paid 100 naira per parcel
delivered. When parcel is mentioned, i don’t
mean a “coco” parcel, as i could remember a
rather lunatic man accusing me of delivering
C’ocaine to people’s houses. On that fateful, or
rather unfateful day, i knocked on a gate and
this sk’unk smelling mouth guy came from
nowhere and, his words: “them swear for your
Papa, why you dey disturb my peace”.
“you be like person wey get peace?? No be only
Peace, na Patience” I replied almost
immediately.
“ehnnnnnnn! na me you dey talk to, them swear
for you!” I wondered why people from the
Yoruba tribe loved using the word “swear”
“no!! them no swear for me, na your Papa them
swear for” I was rather hash.
“ehnnnnn!!! you get mouth curse my papa abi?
u don die today” He suddenly started rehearsing
a punch that befitted me.
I took of my work bag and started drifting
towards him. But the moment i saw him pulling
out something from his pocket, i saw myself
taking one step forward and two steps
backwards.
“wetin you dey comot for your pocket? na
knife?” I saw myself increasing the steps
backwards to three.
“if them born your papa well come near me, i
go chuk you” He threatened as he brought out
the dagger in his pocket.
“i go chuk you Chukudi” I wondered how he
knew my name was Chukwudi, My Grandmum
must have told him that, she love calling me
that.
“i go chuk you Omo Ibo” He came closer.
Before i could say “Boko haram”, He had sliced
my wrist, yes! he had sliced my wrist like Boko
haram do.
“see blood oh” I cried.
As blood gushed out of my wrist, so was urine
gushing out of my P’.enis, and sweat out of my
whole body. He was advancing towards me,
and at that juncture my hands failed me to a
punch, likewise my legs to a kick.
“na you dey sell illegal coco abi” He was now at
close range.
“i no dey sell Coconut oh” I thought he said
Coconut.
“you don buy market today” The dagger was
close to my throat.
Closer and closer it came to my throat, and
backwards and backwards i moved and cried, “i
no go market oh”. it was like i was under a
spell, or like my brain left me and flew away.
I remembered i was a martial artist, and
strength came from nowhere. I sent a jab to his
jaw and he staggered backwards.
“first attack!!” i cheered myself.
Then……………………………
Like bee to nectar i saw Four hefty guys
advancing. “u don die today!” one of them
thundered. More strength came from the
cardinal points of where i stood and i started
swaying from left to right with my guard on like
i was the son of Mike Tyson. i jabbed the guy
with the dagger again, this time to his abdomen,
the dagger flew off his hands and i almost
shouted “Halleluiah”.
Before i could say “Damaturu”, something
landed on my head from the west. It was a
plank, i was sure.
Before i could say “Taraba”, something landed
on my heed from the east. It was an iron r’od, i
was sure.
Before i could say “Poshiskum” something
landed on my head from the South. It was a
Plank again. i wished the next wouldn’t be an
iron r’od to the North to complete the circle.
To be continued 1 Like |
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![]() A man was stabbed following an argument over stolen shoes. According to reports, the man was consuming alcohol throughout the night at a bar when an argument broke between himself and another man regarding the theft of his shoes. The man then left the premises and returned a short while later armed with a knife. Without warning he stabbed the victim in the arm. Onlookers wrestled the knife away from the suspect before they began assaulting him, according to reports. The victim had left the scene to seek medical attention while the suspect was handed over to authorities for further investigation. |
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![]() A man in Louisiana, U.S., Jatory Evans, has hanged himself after been accused of killing his pregnant girlfriend and fatally shooting her parents. The 29-year-old Evans also burned down their house. Reports quoted Jefferson Parish Coroner Dr Gerry Cvitanovich as saying that the 29-year-old Evans hanged himself on Wednesday at the Jefferson Parish Jail. Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesman Glen Boyd said he was found around 4:25 p.m. and pronounced dead later. Authorities in Louisiana say Evans stabbed his estranged girlfriend, 20-year-old Sydney Hanson, in the bedroom of a home on Nov. 7 before igniting the room while she was still alive. Hanson was seven months pregnant. Evans is also accused of shooting and stabbing Hanson’s mother, Samantha Hanson, and shooting her father, Dwayne Hanson, in the head. Cvitanovich says his office will conduct an autopsy on Evans.[img] A man in Louisiana, U.S., Jatory Evans, has hanged himself after been accused of killing his pregnant girlfriend and fatally shooting her parents. The 29-year-old Evans also burned down their house. Reports quoted Jefferson Parish Coroner Dr Gerry Cvitanovich as saying that the 29-year-old Evans hanged himself on Wednesday at the Jefferson Parish Jail. Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesman Glen Boyd said he was found around 4:25 p.m. and pronounced dead later. Authorities in Louisiana say Evans stabbed his estranged girlfriend, 20-year-old Sydney Hanson, in the bedroom of a home on Nov. 7 before igniting the room while she was still alive. Hanson was seven months pregnant. Evans is also accused of shooting and stabbing Hanson’s mother, Samantha Hanson, and shooting her father, Dwayne Hanson, in the head. Cvitanovich says his office will conduct an autopsy on Evans.[/img] A man in Louisiana, U.S., Jatory Evans, has hanged himself after been accused of killing his pregnant girlfriend and fatally shooting her parents. The 29-year-old Evans also burned down their house. Reports quoted Jefferson Parish Coroner Dr Gerry Cvitanovich as saying that the 29-year-old Evans hanged himself on Wednesday at the Jefferson Parish Jail. Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesman Glen Boyd said he was found around 4:25 p.m. and pronounced dead later. Authorities in Louisiana say Evans stabbed his estranged girlfriend, 20-year-old Sydney Hanson, in the bedroom of a home on Nov. 7 before igniting the room while she was still alive. Hanson was seven months pregnant. Evans is also accused of shooting and stabbing Hanson’s mother, Samantha Hanson, and shooting her father, Dwayne Hanson, in the head. Cvitanovich says his office will conduct an autopsy on Evans. |
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