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Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Survived 3 Days UnderWater by teezlycrest(m): 7:47pm On Jun 08, 2013
Pvt. Parts:


After an S.O.S. is sent a Disaster Alert is issued and can be seen via
SAT-LINK broadcast within the Maritime Sector. A search and Rescue
Center is commissioned and ships within the vicinity of the last known
location of the ship are alerted routinely via this relay teletext
broadcast. Mind you sea mishaps are not like other accidents as strong
currents can significantly alter the ship's last location coupled with
it being submerged.

The lone surviving crew member was extremely lucky that the rescue ship
had competent crew and divers who were willing to spare their time and
effort in embarking on an under water reconnaissance.
They (Rescue Ship) may have located the ship on heading from it's
underwater sonar ranger which is meant to guide deep haul ships
operating in shallow waters.
The rescue team or divers are actually on Chevron payroll. And the survivor was actually inside the Pressure room when the accident happend. Exactly 2weeks from today
Career / Re: Any HSE Professionals In The House? by teezlycrest(m): 3:02pm On May 19, 2013
Please going for Msc Occupational health and safety, does it give any advantage over a professional course. Which do u guys think will give me a better bet for job as a fresher in the field.
Health / Gun Men Kill 9 In Kano by teezlycrest(m): 12:07pm On Feb 08, 2013
Gun men has killed 9 health workers administring polio vaccine at kano.My question is; Is modern medicine against their religion also?
Politics / Re: We Won't Spend N60bn On Mobile Phones For Farmers - Dr. Akinwumi Adesina by teezlycrest(m): 8:47pm On Jan 04, 2013
kinisoo?:


Will you just shut up there? No wonder someone called Nairaland "Nigeria's Online Beer palour." For your information, a comprehensive nation-wide population survey was carried out between 2010 and 2011. I got to know because I worked very closely with the ADPs and the real rural interior farmers themselves when I did my field survey for my just-concluded Masters programme at the University of Ibadan. It will interest you that Ogun state alone had over 200, 000 active rural peasant farmers. I'm not defending spending billions anyhow but let no one come here to spew rub.bish.
U re they mo.ron here. Backyard researcher. Which Ogun state are u talking about? I did my NYSC at the department of planning, research and statistics, ministry of Agric Abeokuta. I and my collegues did the data representation of all the registerd farmers in Ogun state. U re x10 far 4rm the actualy figure. Incase u doubt me, i will name the first person on that list or ask for Mr. Augustine Adekunle (Director of the afore mention department) But we have to bet something

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Education / Re: UK Commonwealth Scholarships 227 Positions by teezlycrest(m): 7:31am On Nov 27, 2012
Thanks Obamma. Pls i will lik 2 contact u personaly cus i applied for it. I have tried sending u mail but is not going. I need more info on this. My email is teezlycrest@yahoo.com. Please respond Asap
Education / Re: Temple Gate Polytechnic by teezlycrest(m): 11:33pm On Nov 23, 2012
uwa234:
Bloody hell it is real, real and a scam. Why will a school offer admission randomly, NUC does not approve that nonsense so don't call it real. Abi na ur papa get the sch. How can u encourage such stupid method of luring someone to the school and on top of that u call the OP a boy and insult him. God help u, if not that its an online forum stuff, I could have u arrested. Imagine the nonsense people accept and support.
U re the fool here. What has NUC gat 2 do with polytechnic? As for the Op, no wonder u re stil sitting at home. U hv fowl brain. Is no scam. New schools do go through jamb 2 collect details of jambites.
Events / Birthday Wish To The Best Girl On Earth! by teezlycrest(m): 6:18am On Nov 17, 2012
Today is my Jewel, Treasure and Sunshine birthday. Grace Ndubuisi, i promise to luv u 2day, 2moro and in future. Nairalander's i will appreciate your good wishes to her!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Beyonce Writes A Letter To Obama by teezlycrest(m): 8:59am On Nov 08, 2012
Una blood dey hot on top this Garri na. Abeg make una take am easy. Na fork i dey use na!
Romance / Re: 9 Things To Avoid After A Breakup by teezlycrest(m): 10:08am On Oct 30, 2012
bolakale30:

Why u just comot 4 our bar like that, come back joor
Have u finished cleaning the bar? Remember 2 wash d table cloths and napkins
Politics / Re: 16 States To Be Flooded In One Week –FG by teezlycrest(m): 8:09am On Oct 03, 2012
This must be a good news to many. Atleast the flood will push or carry their house from Aj to Lekki making them landlord's in that area. Boy: Girl wer do u stay? Girl: I dey stay 4 Aj before, but thanks to the flood. We now stay at lekki phase 2!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Collecting CV's For Test In Owerri by teezlycrest(m): 11:50pm On Sep 24, 2012
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author=Leopantro]will go to the bank tomorrow so here's what i will do.
send me your name. I WILL ONLY CHECK FOR YOU GUYS ON THE 25th ONLY.
[/quote] Pls dear help me to check my own. DB/TR/OWR/SEP/A1685. Thanks!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Bank Collecting CV's For Test In Owerri by teezlycrest(m): 11:48pm On Sep 24, 2012
Any idea if they have sent text message to any successful candidate in the exam?
TV/Movies / Re: Genevieve & Stella's Rivalry Revealed In Charles Novia's Book by teezlycrest(m): 10:38am On Sep 23, 2012
How the hel does this sh**t change the fact that our 1st lady speaks better than USA first lady... Is that not a rivalry also?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Michelle Obama's Speech At DNC2012: Democratic National Convention by teezlycrest(m): 6:42am On Sep 06, 2012
And she didn't tell us how the husband position helped to pull down our world bank candidate Ngozi! Smh
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by teezlycrest(m): 4:16pm On Aug 31, 2012
olsmade:

So you no know ADIGBE, PANSHEKE, ONIKOLOBO, Idi Aba
Still on abk tinz; lafenwa, adatan, ibara, osele, itaoshu, oke mosan, oke lewo etc. I miss dat city mehn! Nysc yr
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Street Names And Areas In Your Locality? by teezlycrest(m): 4:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
freecocoa: *Amawire
*Wetheral Road
*Douglas Road
*Azu NEPA- Area
*Ihiagwa- Area
*Amakaohia- Area
*Uzonmmiri- bus stop
*Ezieze- bus stop
*Nkaramoche -Area
*Umuezeawala - Area
*Cherubim- bus stop
*Pole - bus stop
*school gate - bus stop
*Akwaakuma- Area

Owerri na the place
To much futo/ihiagwa dey worry u!

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NYSC / Re: NYSC 2012 Batch B Ogun State Aspirants Meet Here by teezlycrest(m): 6:25am On Jun 29, 2012
Samabey: pls is like u're familiar with Ogun state,kindly tell me d gud nd bad side of d state nd d ministry i can work wit cos i read chemistry.
. Hahaha, no ministry 4 u bro! Jst b compiling ur chemistry lesson note. Mmmm, Ikpokia is ur next destination after camp...

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Politics / Re: Police Avert Explosion At Fagge Juma'at Mosque, Kano by teezlycrest(m): 7:07am On Jun 23, 2012
Who re u people deceiving? If is on sunday morning the bomb wil go off. But on friday it wil not. Am enjoying this infidels/Islam playlet.
Romance / Re: Question: Why Do Guys Choose Sports Over Their Partners? by teezlycrest(m): 11:49am On Jun 22, 2012
What will a girl giv me as of that time that is better than my game. I dn't mind locking her up at the white house if that wil giv me the peace of mind i need. Imagine watching Messi only 4 her to start demanding 4 attention...WTF
Politics / Re: Christian Youths Kill Muslims In Reprisal Attacks At Gonin Gora, Kaduna by teezlycrest(m): 10:19pm On Jun 17, 2012
Find Out!:
wow! I understand d anger. But pls let us try to answer some questions HONESTLY & SINCERELY:

1) Is the ordinary muslim guy in the north in support of bokoharam & their atrocities

2) Do you really think bokoharam gives a damn if 100 mosques are burnt & 500 muslims are killed?
*bear in mind that their deadliest strike yet in Kano killed both muslims & xtians, aside from muslims they've murdered/assasinated, including the brother of their founder, & more recently, a retired DIG & his aides*

3) Have muslims not come out to denounce the bokoharam menace

4) How many muslims, either ur friends, or on the media have supported boko haram's continuous destruction of churches & killings(tho i agree some extremists are abound especially on anonymous forums like this)

5) Is the government living up to expectation in tackling this menace *pls remember the huge budgetary allocation for defence*


6) We agree xtians are angry,& they have every right to be, but is killing muslims (they are humans too) who may even be sympathising with them & burning mosques going to solve the problem?


7) A man who kills an innocent & defenceless man because he believes his religion asked him to do so; & a man who kills an innocent and defenceless man because of someone else's crime.
Is dere any difference between the two men?

Please, no insults. Let us analyze this issues objectively & unite against our common enemy - the evil people among us who are bent on exploiting religion & tribe to cause hate within the land. Its not easy to identify & locate them, yes, but that is where our task should begin. Muslims and Christians are not enemies. I will never stop stressing this.

God purnish dat ur mouth. Infidel lik u. Xtians should kill them all. Even d once selling carrot by road side
Education / Any Info On Uniport Masters? by teezlycrest(m): 5:09pm On Jun 16, 2012
Does anybody have an idea when Uniport will start the sales of 2012/2013 PGD form. Am aspiring to do my masters with them. Thanks for your anticipated response!
Romance / Re: Dumped After Blood Covenant And Abortions by teezlycrest(m): 7:08am On Jun 14, 2012
Go and rest jor! 2moro now u wil lik 2 get someone like me... U must have aborted all d intestines in ur stomach! Wel u dn't worth any guy marrying u again.. Jst my own view
Career / Can I Do Masters In Economics Or Business Adm With My Agric. Extension Degree? by teezlycrest(m): 3:27pm On Jun 09, 2012
Am a graduate of Agric. Extension. About to round up my NYSC. Please people, i want to know if i can do my MSc in Economics or Business Administration with that degree course? Thank u all!
Education / Re: UNILAG Renamed 'Moshood Abiola University' by teezlycrest(m): 10:33am On May 29, 2012
I think Goodluck is beginning to pay me for voting him. For NYSC camp na soso unilag i dey hear. Pls my wonderful president extend the goodwill to Uniben. Mmmm....i will go for ur name. afterall ur wife say im b widow. lwkm!
Music/Radio / Re: D'banj Congratulates Don Jazzy On Launch Of Mavin Records by teezlycrest(m): 11:15pm On May 07, 2012
~Bluetooth:


Meanwhile Jazzy didnt congratulate him when west signed him. . . .that is spirit of sportmanship for you.abeg show him you are a bigger boy jare oskiiiiiibanj. cheesy
Wait a minute! Do u reason through ur anus? Must u say something odd any time this issue is called-up. Grow up boy or even advice ur father to use u for a pool bet...peaceout!

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Politics / Re: Jose Antonio Ocampo To Withdraw From World Bank Presidency Race by teezlycrest(m): 7:59pm On Apr 13, 2012
kiyosaki1: Fellow Nairalander let's not forget the way NOI has ruin the 9ja economic.NOI is just the typical product of 9ja education system that lay emphasise on grade so she cram to pass her way through havard,in a normal situation where we have a normal situation she is excellent but in abnormal situation like 9ja where she will be require to do a lot of analysis and reasoning then there is problem.She is better off as a lecturer or working in advance economy where there are normal people dealing with normal situation.I hope you are all student of history in the last PDP election despite the fact that Bamanga Tukur was not even loved in its constituent yet he defeated the more accepted candidate with NOI quietly consenting behind the scene so I believe this is a kind of vendetta to her that's what goes around comes around so let her enjoy her defeat on the international stage.Good luck NOI.Defeatimg Obama's candidate is a defeat to America as a whole anud do any reasonable person in the. forum see that happening? common every reasonable Nairalander should wake up from this imaginary dream,me don Walt ray ray and for others keep on dreaming



Who is this educated illiterate? Calling u a fool is wasting my letter F cus f is more important in scrabble than u. Is it the same havard i know that you re talkn about? Nigeria educational system did not fail me unlike you. Meanwhile, rote learning is not even easy.

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Politics / Re: ACN's Call For President Jonathan's Resignation Is Satanic - Anglican Church by teezlycrest(m): 5:14pm On Apr 06, 2012
edo.girl:
Mr Okoh should show dignity and intelligence by keeping his mouth shut and away from politics. You live a multi millionaire lifestyle, surrounded by so much poverty, and make it your job telling opposition party who & when to criticise. You have no credibility, and I say that as an anglican. GEJ Sycophant, when are you going to get out of your mansion/palace, leave your motorcade behind, and walk to the poor, feed them, and bring them the good news. Ofcourse you won't do that.

As for the ACn, they lose credibility each time they make these silly impeachment calls.
. Am nt surprised at ur foolish political explanation. As an Edo pro_stitute your concern should be how to attend to your numerours male customers. Church has every right to have a say in politics. Their is a new Brotel in Benin town. Am recommending you for that job...
Politics / Re: Reuben Abati's Response To Otuoke Community Church Gift To GEJ by teezlycrest(m): 9:58am On Apr 05, 2012
Can Nigerian use their brain CC 4 once! The reality is always left out in our pursuet of shadow. Orji Uzor kalu, former governor of Abia state used state money 2 build mosque for muslims. He was celebrated by sultan of sokoto with a loudable title. Nobody called for his impeachment. So y the foul cry for a gift to church?
Celebrities / Re: “I Cannot Marry An Igbo Man Because They Are Too Nosy – Tonto Dikeh by teezlycrest(m): 3:59pm On Apr 03, 2012
How on earth do she want mothers in ibo land take her as daughter inlaw after bleeping every man, even those under oshodi bridge. Not waiting 4 an ibo guy is d wises decision she has taken all her life.
Politics / Re: Police Offers N1m Reward For Information On Boko Haram by teezlycrest(m): 10:36pm On Mar 29, 2012
Hey Dude abi commisioner! Check out LAWAL KAITA, former old kaduna state government. Hope my info worth recharge card money sha?..
Romance / Re: Being Single- Sweet Or Bitter? by teezlycrest(m): 5:31pm On Mar 29, 2012
@Op, Guy u must be a strong member of Believers Love world. U knw what i mean na? Una d help una self with or without she. Mtchwww.... U no get money for my Naija babe, y won't u be single

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