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Food / Re: See The Onion I Bought #200 by telkevog(m): 4:48pm On Nov 28, 2023
cocolacec:

Plant your own in the garden.
Jagaban brother, I hope you and your community have your own onions garden
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Seeks Senate Approval For Fresh $8.6billion, €100million Loans by telkevog(m): 4:40pm On Nov 28, 2023
Honestly, by the end of this man's tenure, he would have used up the chances of borrowing for Nigeria such that the next President will not see where to borrow again

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Politics / Re: Kano Guber: Coalition Of Yoruba Groups Task S'court On Integrity Of Judiciary by telkevog(m): 3:25pm On Nov 28, 2023
Why didn't they question the integrity of the Judiciary when it raped Democracy to favor their Jagaban?
As long as Nigeria is concerned, we've learned to swallow everything that comes hook, line and sinker. They've already set the precedent in Tinubu's case
Politics / Re: Ekiti Govt Sues Chef Dammy’s Pastor, Demands N10 Million Damages by telkevog(m): 3:13pm On Nov 28, 2023
Can't this pastor allow this girl to rest? Even if he sponsored the cook-a-thon, must be come after the girl for proceeds of the show? Does he not see other pastors empowering and establishing their members, even giving them scholarships?

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Food / Re: See The Onion I Bought #200 by telkevog(m): 3:02pm On Nov 28, 2023
The thing tire person o,🤷

Please, is there any substitute to onions? Update us please,
We can't continue like this.

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Celebrities / Re: With All These, You No Sabi Knack – Nigerians Tackle Moyo Lawal On Instagram by telkevog(m): 2:52pm On Nov 28, 2023
Have all these people Knacked her before to know that she no Sabi knack?

Or are they knacking her by imagination? grin grin
Travel / Re: My Experience Sleeping In The Bush For Days Now..(pics) by telkevog(m): 9:13am On Nov 26, 2023
We're praying for you bro. Update us as it goes, I'll do something.
Family / Re: An American Woman With Two Husbands And Three Children Is Causing A Stir Online by telkevog(m): 8:25am On Nov 26, 2023
It is happening here too, just that it is not official. Have you forgotten that DNA results show different paternities to the children of a marriage. Two self even small compared to what women do theses days. Who im teeth show, na im laugh pass!
Politics / Re: Charles Soludo Hosts The Ooni Of Ife, Enitan Ogunwusi (Pictures) by telkevog(m): 8:03am On Nov 26, 2023
seunmsg:
This is encouraging. Soludo is doing well. He’s the kind of leader we can support for president. A leader who appreciates the diversity of the country and understands the need to build bridges of friendship across all region.

Go and sit down! Nothing wey you do for your girlfriend pikin go make am call you Papa! Even if he hosts all the monarchs in your Brown roof Republic, you people will still betray when it is time to show loyalty. Soludo knows that too well, you cannot decieve him.

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Food / Re: Crayfish From The Sea, Process Of Drying And Packaging by telkevog(m): 10:16pm On Nov 21, 2023
[quote author=Ammmy post=127095262]thief. Lazy cow looking for freebies. U want her doing the hustling while u lazy about [/quot
But it hasn't gotten to this na🤷!

For calling me a thief, you're the real thief. Besides, I'm not lazy. We're on a faceless forum, that's why you guys don't know your seniors.
Politics / Re: Hon. Aiguobarueghian Congratulates Governor Obaseki On Zik Award. ...says The G by telkevog(m): 7:54pm On Nov 21, 2023
Ahhh, have they found him, I thought he was declared him missing last time🤷
Politics / Re: Tinubu Appoints New Bank Of Industry Chief Executive Officer by telkevog(m): 7:49pm On Nov 21, 2023
Jagaban came for business. The Northerners never saw this coming. They felt they were dealing with a half dead man, not knowing that Tinubu was applying subterfuge.

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Food / Re: Crayfish From The Sea, Process Of Drying And Packaging by telkevog(m): 7:36pm On Nov 21, 2023
Honestly, I must commend your hustling spirit!
You're the kind of woman I've always yearned to have as a wife. If you're still single, just email me let's discuss
Politics / Re: Tinubu Travelling Up And Down The World Without Any Meaningful Plan by telkevog(m): 7:03am On Nov 21, 2023
That's the only thing APC is known for. He inherited it from Buhari

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Religion / Re: SA Pastor Suffocate Nigerian Lady To Death After He Placed Speaker, Sat On Her S by telkevog(m): 6:48am On Nov 21, 2023
What a stupid way to die! 🙆 Did she not know that she can get hurt under the speaker?

I wonder why they always leave their senses at home while attending those socalled miracle centers.

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Politics / Re: Landlord Sentenced To Life Imprisonment For Defiling Two Daughters Of Tenant by telkevog(m): 6:21am On Nov 21, 2023
Wicked landlord!

If you see where he'll be demanding for house rent from there parent, you won't even believe he is committing such atrocity against their children

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Politics / Re: Just See How This Lady Is ADMIRING Our 001 by telkevog(m): 9:18pm On Nov 20, 2023
Irony!!!

Abi na your brown teeth 001 de admire her?
He wants to invest our economy on her Kpekus🙆
Travel / Re: Promise Me You Will Come Back - Nigerian Lady Cries At The Airport by telkevog(m): 9:15pm On Nov 20, 2023
As for coming back, he will. The question should be, will he come back for you?

It's either he marries Oyibo wife there or his family will arrange a wife for him down here.

However, if you were very nice and supportive while he was in Nigeria to the observation of his people, then you will considered. infact you don't even need to cry over it.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Obese SA Woman Climbing Ladder To Put Up Her Political Banner by telkevog(m): 9:00pm On Nov 20, 2023
If I was there, I would have held the ladder for her and also watch her place her feet properly to avoid a hazardous fall.

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Politics / Re: Rivers Speaker, Ehie Edison, Escapes Assassination by telkevog(m): 7:56pm On Nov 20, 2023

Let it be on record that Rivers people, boys, girls, women, men including the aged shall in our numbers occupy the streets stark naked in demonstration against the Nigerian Police and those sponsoring violence in Rivers State, no matter how highly placed, Rivers people will resist them.


I like this part🙆. Please, make the date of the protest public so that I'll travel to Port Harcourt and observe something. I want to know how looks like to protest naked[color=#000099][/color]
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Seal Refinery Deal With S/Arabia H1, 2024, Despite Skepticism by telkevog(m): 10:36am On Nov 20, 2023
But we have what it takes to fix these refineries by ourself.
At last the have sold Naija to Saudi
Romance / Re: Will You Marry A Woman Who Has Undergone Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) (pics) by telkevog(m): 9:55pm On Nov 19, 2023
No! One day it might explode on the the process of tatata grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria. Vs. Lesotho: FIFA 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 16th Nov 2023 by telkevog(m): 5:54pm On Nov 16, 2023
How do you expect them to score with their Scrotal Sacks as heavy as bags of cement🙆🙆

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Politics / Re: NLC Nationwide Strike: What's The Update From Your State? by telkevog(m): 7:02am On Nov 14, 2023
helinues:


Just be ready to receive your next Salary from NLC
Dey play, just de play!
Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Defends His Refusal To Vote In Kogi State Guber Election by telkevog(m): 6:56am On Nov 14, 2023
He already knew that he lack credibility grin

I think he led by example by not voting an already failed candidate(his very self) grin grin grin
The electorate followed his example by not voting for him.

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Politics / Re: NLC Nationwide Strike: What's The Update From Your State? by telkevog(m): 6:50am On Nov 14, 2023
The situation from my side is that I am in my house now, with no plans of going to work today.
I take orders from NLC, not Federal Govt that doesn't obey Court Orders. I'm ready to resume wherever the strike is called off by NLC.

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Jokes Etc / Family Problem by telkevog(m): 10:59pm On Nov 10, 2023
YOU THINK YOU HAVE A FAMILY PROBLEM.
OYA, HEAR MY OWN!!!

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation.
One of them kept complaining about family problems. Finally the other man said, "you think you have family problems? Listen to my situation."
"A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown up daughter and we got married. Later my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson.
Also my wife became mother in law of her father in law.
Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother had a son. This boy was my half brother because he was my father's son but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half brother.
This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now the half sister of my son, my stepmother is also the grandmother. This makes my father the brother in law of my child, whose step sister is my fathers wife. Thus I am my stepmother's brother in law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I'm my own grandfather.
And you think you have family problems?🙆🙆
LAUGH IF YOU'RE AS CONFUSED AS I AM 🤣🤣
Travel / Re: NLC Locks Down Abuja Airport, Many Stranded by telkevog(m): 4:14pm On Nov 09, 2023
Joe Ajero's administration is gradually coming up with our expectations👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼.
Since the ruling class wants to spoil Naija, let the working class help them finish it up in a way even them will feel the impact.

Solidarity forever💪

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Politics / Tribunal Upholds Gov. Alex Otti Of Abia's Victory! by telkevog(m): 3:55pm On Oct 06, 2023
Tribunal throws PDP's petition to dustbins, upholds Otti's election
Good
The Governorship Election Petitions Tribunal sitting in Umuahia has thrown the PDP's petition against the election of Governor Alex Otti into the dustbins for lacking in merit.

The court also confirmed Dr. Alex Otti as the duly elected Governor of Abia State.

The tribunal led by Justice H.T.D. Gwadah which. dismissed the petition brought by Chief Ambrose Okechukwu Ahaiwe and the Peoples Democratic Party challenging the outcome of the March 18, 2023 Governorship election in the State said Governor Otti was duly elected.

Delivering judgement on the matter, Justice Gwadah held that on the issue of whether Dr. Otti was qualified to contest the election, the arguments of the petitioners were pre election matters which the tribunal lacked jurisdiction to entertain.

It also pointed out that the petitioners failed to lead evidence on the allegation of forgery of NYSC certificate leveled against Dr. Otti and could therefore not prove their case, while noting that NYSC was also not a factor for qualifying or disqualifying a candidate.

The tribunal insisted that no witness called by the petitioners spoke on documents tendered to prove their allegation of over voting, which made the documents to be of no value, just as the petitioners failed to prove their claim that the result of Obingwa Local Government Area was taken to Abuja where it was allegedly doctored before being brought back to Abia to be declared.
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In an interview, Counsel to the petitioners, Mr Chukwuemeka Nwaogu, said they would study the judgement and decide on the next line of action with their client in line with the provisions of the law.

On his own, the Labour Party Chairman in Abia State, Mr. CeeKay Igara described the judgement as a reflection of the will of the people who overwhelmingly voted for Dr. Otti.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Npower Neighbor Just Died Because Of The Thief Sadiya Farouk Umar by telkevog(m): 10:11am On Aug 05, 2023
Na him want die! The death hungry am well well.
Travel / Re: Flood At Ore, Benin-Lagos Expressway, Travellers & Motorists Stranded by telkevog(m): 4:44pm On Aug 02, 2023
Even the gods are angry🙆

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