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Jokes Etc / Re: Diary Of A New Bride: by Temivict(f): 1:17pm On Jul 29, 2008
Cool
Jokes Etc / Re: 10 Commandments Of A Teenager by Temivict(f): 1:04pm On Jul 29, 2008
Are u a lucky or unlucky teenager
Jokes Etc / Re: The Hausaman And The Councillor by Temivict(f): 1:00pm On Jul 29, 2008
What's next
Jokes Etc / Re: Today, Bushmeat Caught The Hunter by Temivict(f): 12:54pm On Jul 29, 2008
I don't understand the joke who be the bushmeat and the hunter for here
Jokes Etc / Two Priests On Vacation by Temivict(f): 9:59am On Jul 29, 2008
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation
They were determined to make this a real vacation
by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store
and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a
'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said
'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,'
nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned.
How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them!
Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different colored bikini, taking her sweet time,
came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said
'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,'
and started to walk away.
One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said,
'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'
'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied,
'Father, it's me, Sister Kate.'
Jokes Etc / Re: Dogs Too Dey Pray by Temivict(f): 9:56am On Jul 29, 2008
The dog want to pray too. Abeg don't disturb o
Jokes Etc / Re: Hangover Ratings by Temivict(f): 11:33am On Jul 22, 2008
Does that mean after 14 bottles u still det kanpe
Jokes Etc / Re: Leave Dat Job And Retire Happy Today by Temivict(f): 11:24am On Jul 22, 2008
That was cool. Nice one
Jokes Etc / Re: Jesus Is The Answer by Temivict(f): 11:08am On Jul 22, 2008
The kid try to obey his sunday school teacher. Not his fault.
Jokes Etc / Re: A New Army Captain by Temivict(f): 10:38am On Jul 22, 2008
Nice one
Jokes Etc / Re: Career Chop Vacancy by Temivict(f): 12:46pm On Jul 21, 2008
;d
Jokes Etc / Re: Afternoon Scrabble by Temivict(f): 12:26pm On Jul 21, 2008
Bask
Mask

Mash
Dash

Sack
Lack

Mops
Cops

Soup


Tops
MOps

Poke



Pose
Lose

Poet
Jokes Etc / Re: Plastic Surgery by Temivict(f): 12:11pm On Jul 21, 2008
lexicon:

I belief that type of Ashawo will soon enter the STOCK market and go PLC
Exactly she go enter stock market and go plc straight
Events / Re: Please Announce Your Birthday Here: by Temivict(f): 9:50am On Jul 21, 2008
My Bday is 14th Dec
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: GMAT For Free Download by Temivict(f): 9:27am On Jul 21, 2008
I don't mind too.This is my mail. t2dtop4eva@yahoo.com
Jokes Etc / Re: Afternoon Scrabble by Temivict(f): 12:58pm On Jul 18, 2008
Must
Lust

Tuts
Puts

Bars
Cars


Stab
Tabs

Stub
Bust
Jokes Etc / Re: A Really Bad Day. by Temivict(f): 3:42pm On Jul 17, 2008
Today was be really bad for u. i can see that omo u need special prayer. But 'm sure for the next 2days u would sleep close to ur wife. Pele, Sorry wink
Jokes Etc / Re: Afternoon Scrabble by Temivict(f): 3:37pm On Jul 17, 2008
Mist
List

Last
Fast
Star
altar

Bats
Cats

Bits
Hits
Jokes Etc / Re: Afternoon Scrabble by Temivict(f): 3:17pm On Jul 17, 2008
Or like this
Stow  
Host
Most
You can only change one letter
Can i change HOST to HOES
THEN THE ANSWER IS
         M
         O
         S H O E S
      S T O W
Jokes Etc / Re: Afternoon Scrabble by Temivict(f): 2:45pm On Jul 17, 2008
Can it be this
stew
hast
must
Jokes Etc / Kill Ego And Save Love by Temivict(f): 11:20am On Jul 17, 2008
Once upon a time there was an island
where all the feelings lived together
One day there was a storm in the sea
and the island was about to get drowned.
Every feeling was scared but Love
made a boat to escape.
Every feeling boarded the boat
Only 1 feeling was left.
Love got down to see who it was,
It was EGO,
Love tried and tried but ego wasn't moving also the water was rising.
Every one asked love to leave him and come in the boat, but love was
made to love dies with ego on the island,
At last all the feelings escape and Love
Love is ready to Dies because of EGO
So, Kill ego and Save Love
Who is ready to do that
Jokes Etc / Re: The Elderly Golfer by Temivict(f): 11:17am On Jul 17, 2008
A good eyesight with a bad memory. What is the important of him then
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by Temivict(f): 10:22am On Jul 17, 2008
It can't me . The slipper is in between u and clem
Jokes Etc / Re: Marketing 101 by Temivict(f): 10:20am On Jul 17, 2008
That is cool
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by Temivict(f): 10:06am On Jul 17, 2008
who come get the slippers. Clem or Kay
Romance / Re: For The Ladies : Which Would You Prefer by Temivict(f): 11:59am On Jul 16, 2008
I'll go for the rich man since he is impotent.With time i'll teach him how to be sexually active.
Romance / Re: Six Dating Behaviors That Scare Single Men Away by Temivict(f): 11:49am On Jul 16, 2008
That was nice post
Jokes Etc / Re: Kiss Me by Temivict(f): 4:39pm On Jul 14, 2008
I wonder o .What will be the tittle of the drama
Jokes Etc / Re: A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor! by Temivict(f): 3:26pm On Jul 14, 2008
That is nice.Plenty food(grass) is excess
Jokes Etc / Re: The Loving Husband by Temivict(f): 3:18pm On Jul 14, 2008
Old joke but cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Sporty Father! by Temivict(f): 2:56pm On Jul 14, 2008
Still nice to laugh at
Jokes Etc / Re: Ben~jay Speaks To God by Temivict(f): 2:19pm On Jul 14, 2008
That was a long conversation oooooooooooooooooooo.

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