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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Bankphb Text by Temivict(f): 12:52pm On Nov 18, 2008
Did someone here about the test we wrote on 18th October at Auty Ayo Int'l schl, Biaduo str, S/W, Ikoyi, Lagos.
Jobs/Vacancies / Phb by Temivict(f): 11:01am On Nov 04, 2008
Has anyone gotten information on the test written 18/10/2008 @ Aunty Ayo Int'l School (PHB)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uncompleted Text Message From CBSSL by Temivict(f): 4:10pm On Oct 23, 2008
Are u sure about the number. I think the number is not correct
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Uncompleted Text Message From CBSSL by Temivict(f): 9:26am On Oct 23, 2008
Concerning the test written on the 18th (PHB Bank), any information yet.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Insourcing Limited Calling For Test by Temivict(f): 3:20pm On Sep 18, 2008
I also got the test but couldn't retrieve my Id no. What can i do. Do anyone knows the next action.
Jokes Etc / Re: Gabrywyl Kills Jeovy 4 April Fool Prank! by Temivict(f): 4:44pm On Aug 08, 2008
She is Fully ready
Poor Jeovy
Jokes Etc / Re: Me And My Dog. by Temivict(f): 12:40pm On Aug 07, 2008
I sure na ur DOG SEX will kill u one day. Nice one
Jokes Etc / Re: Me Na by Temivict(f): 4:55pm On Aug 06, 2008
@Spenchuks
HOw do u know. But i can't like U
Jokes Etc / Re: Me Na by Temivict(f): 2:43pm On Aug 06, 2008
I hope ur so called Dog SEx will not put into trouble one day
Jokes Etc / Re: Willing To Change 4 Gud by Temivict(f): 12:50pm On Aug 06, 2008
Hope u're fine
U want to change from What to What. Good to BAd or Bad to Worse, Bad to Worst etc
Jokes Etc / Re: Invitation ! by Temivict(f): 12:38pm On Aug 06, 2008
The party will be too great. 2am prompt. I hope it will end by 4am.
Jokes Etc / Re: S*x In The Dark by Temivict(f): 3:41pm On Aug 05, 2008
Let the woman explain herself o
Jokes Etc / Re: Save My Teachers Neck by Temivict(f): 12:47pm On Aug 05, 2008
IMCCN:

tell d man make he confess and lie down for him wife ten times a day for one week! grin grin grin grin
grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Jokes Ever. I Bet You ll Laugh Your Ass Out. by Temivict(f): 11:06am On Aug 05, 2008
wrong place to be
Jokes Etc / Re: More Pictures :d:d by Temivict(f): 11:02am On Aug 05, 2008
The advert of colgnate is very funny
Jokes Etc / Re: Save My Teachers Neck by Temivict(f): 3:37pm On Aug 04, 2008
Poor man! shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: Theses Picture Are So Funny They Make Me Laugh For Reals by Temivict(f): 3:32pm On Aug 04, 2008
There are all nice.
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Temivict(f): 12:24pm On Aug 04, 2008
Every part standing for the KOKO
Jokes Etc / Re: I Don Com! any welcome? by Temivict(f): 4:18pm On Aug 01, 2008
Welcome
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Temivict(f): 10:51am On Aug 01, 2008
Nice one
Every part need to stand up for action.
Jokes Etc / Re: Comparison by Temivict(f): 10:07am On Aug 01, 2008
lexicon:

Q:comparison between a woman and a bank
A: you save money in a bank, u get interest, save money with woman, no interest.no widrawal slip, lol

That is true bank without interest . Sound interesting
Jokes Etc / Re: MY LIST OF JOKES(anyone that wants to see my jokes should come here)ass:hcl by Temivict(f): 10:02am On Aug 01, 2008
It's all cool
Jokes Etc / Re: A Damn Fine Explanation by Temivict(f): 3:46pm On Jul 31, 2008
It's cool
Jokes Etc / A Gorilla Job by Temivict(f): 11:53am On Jul 31, 2008
A gorilla job!

This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo.
As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla,
had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide.
They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and
pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts,
But Hey!
He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage.
The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up.
This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show,
jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around.
During one acrobatic attempt, though,
he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting,
landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars.
He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!"
The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses,
"Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs !"
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Big Deal In Joke's : Drop By And Make Us Laugh. by Temivict(f): 3:56pm On Jul 29, 2008
Jeovy abi na ur babe
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Are Women So Impossible To Please by Temivict(f): 3:40pm On Jul 29, 2008
Who no want better thing. Even if 10th floor dey, i dey go
Jokes Etc / Re: Laff & Break Ur Ribs ! by Temivict(f): 3:36pm On Jul 29, 2008
Can someone pls explain what is under the chick leg or lap
Jokes Etc / Re: Nobody Is Above Mistake by Temivict(f): 3:26pm On Jul 29, 2008
MIstake indeed. The donkey anus and the chick be the same. I fear people
Jokes Etc / Re: Yan Arewa Represent! by Temivict(f): 2:53pm On Jul 29, 2008
Jeovy

Wish u too.
Jokes Etc / Re: Yan Arewa Represent! by Temivict(f): 2:36pm On Jul 29, 2008
Jeovy

waye kariki ana

I wish u the same too
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Are Women So Impossible To Please by Temivict(f): 2:33pm On Jul 29, 2008
It's cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Yan Arewa Represent! by Temivict(f): 2:27pm On Jul 29, 2008
IS this a joke section PLs. Becos i don't understand what is going on here

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