Tell her boldly you are not interested in her meal again or tell her you are fasting...

What are you talking about...........................oh nah fasten?

May be we tslk out of ignorance at times.... the read double deck is owned by LASG and maintained by LAGBUS. it was bought brand new by LASG. its only in use when there is a campaign or festival... have a great weekend.

They should just take them for rehabilitation they can still be useful to the society.... is never too late

I must first congratulate you for this offers. but have you thought of it if you go abroad can you be given and offer of an office job and not a dirty job that most blacks with good cetification do. but as an academic here in nigeria you can still get an open offer to abroa for research and seminars. so please weigh your options and pray over your final decision. God bless our huzzles

nothing to be worried about it was just that you were unconscious of the force using to hit the creature which you may have sprain ur thumb. just apply ice block on it for a while then rob with mentol gently. also take pain killer it the pain seems unbearable cause its still a fresh injury

its really crazy Gtb charges 299 about some weeks ago. God help Nigeria and her citizen cause we do not no where we belong or going to

I love this....Dis should go for a 1 million man exhibition

How do you judge the power sector with the new electricity tariff starting up 1st February 2016.

Lets have your vote here... and may be your analysis.

1. Do you smoke? 2. what maniac job do you do? 3. What detergent do you use in washing?

1. Do you smoke? 2. what maniac job do you do? 3. What detergent do you use in washing?

Well from Olamide's look he seems not to have forgiven DON... AND if that is the case MARVINS should be ready for more....

The site is asking of 6 digit national identity card I only have tracking identity.... what. do I do?

Arsenal for life....

Please what do you think the legal action will be or result to?

Please what do you think the legal action will be or result to?

Photos: Lady narrates sad experience with Lagos Police and other security agents today
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A young lady named Ilsa Aida this evening narrated an unfortunate incident that happened in Lagos that will leave you both angry and sad. Read her sad experience below
In the last 1 hour, I have cried more than I have in ages. My baby brother and I were/are on our way to Redemption Camp for the Holy Ghost Service when we encountered a bit of traffic on the 3rd Mainland Bridge. I thought it strange considering the time but hey... We then happened upon a man who we thought was dead in the middle of the road but as our car drove by, I noticed he was still breathing.
We stopped immediately. Another vehicle stopped too. There was no question about lifting the guy because we would have ended up in prison and charged with hit and run.
My brother trekked on Third Mainland Bridge to try to find an ambulance while myself and the other guy that stopped called the contact numbers of the police. At this time, I was directing the traffic on 3rd Mainland Bridge away from the body of the guy in the middle of the road till he was moved to the pavement. 4 Military men passed on "Okadas" and said "Eeeyah" and moved on. The police passed by with sirens and shook their heads. They didn't stop. A LASTMA official on a bike stopped. He didn't have a vehicle so he called his bosses who told him "they" were not coming. I was stunned. Then came a policeman with the new vehicles given by Ambode and he called his bosses who instructed him not to carry the guy in the "new" car. It wasn't to be stained with blood. I broke down in tears at this point. The reality was that the new police car was worth more than the Nigerian life. This was my Nigeria. This was my Lagos. We eventually stopped the ambulance of the Gbagada General Hospital and the driver agreed to carry the man, ONLY if the police escorted him.
So I understand the following
1. I cannot help a citizen who is injured because I will end up in prison first while they determine that I am not responsible.
2. The Uniform is a joke in Nigeria. It has no respect for the Nigerian life if you do not have money.
3. The new vehicles are better than the Nigerian life. Don't have an accident near one.
4. I need to relocate to New Zealand.
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Lol!!!!! just this morning some1 in the bus I boarded was asking if Wizkid wouldn't be crazy with the advert pix.... But I told him to read on the advert capture "LONG THROAT BOTTLE".

I too laugh Elenu Mourinho and Chelsea fan what hapin now... where u put mouth now I rem last week interview after u lost all your answers were "NOTHING" Is that a new player u are expecting? Now watch

Oh she wanna be LINDER IKEJI lol.... Sorry Julius... But nah your fan she be...

I love this, its quiet touching and indeed emotional.... God bless you too for supporting him and your father land too.

The salary may look OK but I tell you for those that are customer care agents they suffer some illness later because of the nature of the job and the environment.

I feel for you and the little girl but pls visit any of the General Hospitals around you for proper check up. it is well with her IJN.

This will be a lesson to all of his kind and wicked souls. I believe he will be regretting his action by now. what could have actually gone wrong I do not know and I don't kia.

Sorry brother. I use S9 too but so disappointed about the camera pix don't even use it cos is embarrassing.

Oh my God.......For Naija man weather or not it look like refurblished I bet you after 3months it will be MOLESTED....

But is level of drinking the garri still classify him different.. when last have u drank garri like this?

Well God as only programmed you there to get some more experience and not to get the job. so look out for the next one and be more prepared.

This English now. the incoming pastor dress like a mad man so he could get a msg to them... anyway who no go run a mad man with a stone and plank. usher self go done run.

BREAKING NEWS! Security alert!! Privileged information reveals the mass arrival of BOKO HARAM Fighters to Southern Nigeria, especially to LAGOS and RIVERS States. We have been advised to take urgent and adequate security measures in Churches, especially on Sundays and in places with large gathering such as markets, shopping malls, cinemas, parks. etc. Please pass on to your other friends and family members, especially those residing in PH and Lagos. News got to us that our enemy is planning something bigger than Nyanya bomb blast btw Tuesday n Wednesday in Abuja. Mind your movement and be careful, the place is still unknown. Pls pass it round to save your love ones. May God help us and save our country. Pls the message is from a reliable source in the UN office, dont disregard, pls share. These are d police control numbers of each state in Nigeria, kindly call for rapid responds to any criminal incident:
Abia - 08035415405. Admwa- 08089671313. AkIbom - 08039213071. Anmbra -07039194332.
Bauchi - 08151849417. Bayelsa - 07034578208. Benue - 08066006475. Borno - 08068075581. C-River - 08133568456.
Delta - 08036684974. Ebonyi - 07064515001. Edo - 08037646272. Ekiti - 08062335577. Enugu - 08032003702. FCT - 07057337653. Gombe - 08150567771. Imo - 08034773600. Jigawa 08075391069. Kaduna - 08123822284. Kano - 08032419754. Katsina - 08075391255. Kebbi - 08038797644. Kogi - 08075391335. Kwara 07032069501. Lagos - 07055462708. Nasarwa 08123821571.
Niger - 08081777498. Ogun - 08032136765. Ondo - 07034313903. Osun - 08075872433. Oyo - 08081768614. Plateau - 08126375938. Rivers - 08032003514. Sokoto - 07068848035. Taraba - 08140089863. Yobe - 07039301585. Zamfa - 0810658012. Got it on my Whatsapp just this morning...

HNY peeps pls let's share views on this topic.