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Crime / Re: Woman Forced To Offload Goods From Her Underpants After Raiding A Shop (video) by Theokolez: 6:14pm On Jan 09, 2022
God4bid
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Ran Away Because Of My Proposed Family Financial Plan by Theokolez: 8:40am On Jan 04, 2022
Calebility:
Chairman why not ask her to suggest her own way of supporting the family first.
That will help you to tell the kind of person you're dealing with.

Your money is her money, her money is hers and hers alone.
Thunder fire you!!!!
Religion / Re: Ijaw Traditional Worshippers Hold End Of Year Thanksgiving In The River (Photos) by Theokolez: 11:03am On Jan 01, 2022
GodIsBiafran:
Igbo Tradition stolen by Togolese immigrants called Ijaws.
Idiot igbo people get River..
Na new year be this try get sense
Food / Re: Is It This Bad In Your Area? The ₦20 Groundnuts I Just Bought by Theokolez: 1:40pm On Dec 16, 2021
Deicide:
It's #50 and I have to buy four to manage it with garri
Una even get luck dey see groundnut buy
My side e don go extinct na only for internet I dey see groundnut now

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Health / Re: Stretch Marks On My Breast by Theokolez: 8:01am On Nov 24, 2021
Pictures please
Family / Re: Do Wives Owe Their Husband Sex ? by Theokolez: 4:42pm On Nov 14, 2021
Stupid question from this gender again..
If men decide to abdicate their moral responsibilities because of mood swings or change in mental health,how would the world look like?

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Food / Re: The Big Dolphin Fishermen Caught In Oyokotoro, Rivers State (Photos) by Theokolez: 4:42pm On Oct 30, 2021
BlackPantherxXx:
angry
It's Rivers State not bayelsa
Poor animal ...landed in the wrong place.

Bayelsa with just 9 LGAs should be like Dubai.

They can have a marine conservatory/ aquarium.

Keep dolphins and manatees there.

Charge NGN 1000 - 1500 per visitor. 2000 during festive periods.

100 visitors daily = 100k. During festive periods 500 visitors = 500k - 1 million.


But our guys.... peppersoup first.

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PS - I was at the Dubai Underwater Zoo in December 2020. I alone spent 50k+ with my babe. Ask around, there are ways they easily bleed you out of your money.
grin
Romance / Re: Has A Serious Erection In Public Gotten You Into Trouble Before? (Pictures) by Theokolez: 8:41am On Oct 30, 2021
Me dey get erection everyday of my life�
Celebrities / Re: OAP Dotun: In This Nigeria, You Have No Idea What You Would Wake Up To by Theokolez: 7:29am On Oct 20, 2021
Abeg make e gettout
The country dey oppressive already

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Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: Nigerians More Attracted To Buhari Than Awolowo, Azikiwe, Aminu Ka by Theokolez: 9:57am On Oct 15, 2021
This femi guy dey smoke agbokomor weed oh

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Has A Boyfriend! Please Advise Me by Theokolez: 7:02pm On Oct 04, 2021
Your mumu na first class ode!!
Phones / Re: How Did You React When You Noticed That You Can't Access Facebook, Whatsapp? by Theokolez: 6:59pm On Oct 04, 2021
I wanted to smash my phone until I saw the news here.. thank God its just network issues..
I'll wait it out
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Boma Shares Workout Photo by Theokolez: 3:22pm On Sep 15, 2021
Arda1000:
First off this dude is damn ugly and dry,secondly I heard he bleeped some foolish man stupid wife and said her pussy smells fishy.
Lastly Wft would a sane person watch Bbnaija
Bless you man why should a sane human sit back and watch a stupid show that teaches nothing.
Absolutely nothing..

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Celebrities / Re: Stevie Laine Is Non-Binary: Eminem's Adopted Child Comes Out As Non-Binary by Theokolez: 3:22pm On Aug 13, 2021
Mumu them just full America
Religion / Re: Nigeria Adopts Jordan As Permanent Pilgrimage Destination by Theokolez: 7:19pm On Aug 09, 2021
If you ask me why should government be paying for peoples spiritualism..as a country we've got so many misplaced priorities and this is one..

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Martine Moïse: Oligarchs Killed My Husband, But I Will Run For President by Theokolez: 12:59pm On Jul 31, 2021
Aswear this woman na suspect
The storyline no just Tally at all.

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Sports / Re: Manchester United & Real Madrid Agree On £41 Million Raphael Varane transfer by Theokolez: 7:32am On Jul 27, 2021
paulolee:
just imagine, a 28 year old la liga winner, ucl winner n even a world cup winner going to man.u for just £41m because he ia French..
BT this same man.u bought maguire dt just won d EPL with Leicester for £80m because he Is British
I always knew dt EPL teams do overrate their players n maybe they also over price English players because i still don't know whats so special in that maguire ahead of varane..
Length of varanes existing contract is why he's relatively cheaper

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Politics / Re: Reported Killings In Nigeria: Breakdown Of Affected States, Geopolitical Zones by Theokolez: 8:14pm On Jul 22, 2021
Remove bayelsa from this list
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Government Blocks 36 Iranian-Affiliated News Websites by Theokolez: 7:37am On Jun 24, 2021
Twitter is a private company governed by it's privacy rules.
While our darling executive arm of government bypassed the judiciary arm of government to implement an order when a right thinking person knows that the judiciary is thearm of government that dispenses and validates law and order
Positivepoint:


Did they get a court order in banning Trump? Fool
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Government Blocks 36 Iranian-Affiliated News Websites by Theokolez: 7:33am On Jun 24, 2021
ibedun:


Shut up, okoro!
your mumu na high-class
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Government Blocks 36 Iranian-Affiliated News Websites by Theokolez: 7:32am On Jun 24, 2021
President99:
You a fool! Twitter banned your beloveth Trump without court order. So Buhari banned Twitter too with a court order
abeg which court validate the ban for Nigeria efulefu!!..
Opening your big mouth to talk thrashed about a thing you know nothing bout.
Politics / Re: EFCC Arrests 10 Suspected Internet Fraudsters by Theokolez: 7:29am On Jun 24, 2021
post=103031893:

Make e no better for whoever advice you not to go into scamming people.
Please Start scamming as hunger dey wire you for your house.
Na for dis same nairaland.com we go read your story soon.
Lazy and shameless youth!
Ogbanji dey worry your soul. Make you dey there dey form legit hustler na when efcc go carry you shine because them see cryptocurrency apps for your phone na then you go get sense.. amoeba!
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Government Blocks 36 Iranian-Affiliated News Websites by Theokolez: 6:26am On Jun 23, 2021
People comparing Nigeria's blockade of Twitter to this are loosed upstairs..
The US government got a court order to do so..
Which village meeting held before FG banned Twitter?..
Una dey compare living thing to extinct rubbish
Politics / Re: Osinbajo: Social Media Won’t Transform Lives, Join Politics by Theokolez: 12:34am On Jun 22, 2021
Instagram alone done change more people life than the waste of 6yrs your party has been in power ...
Namasubiri pastor
Food / Re: Honeywell Spaghetti Releases “Mini” Version As Food Prices Increase (Photos) by Theokolez: 12:24am On Jun 22, 2021
habsydiamond:
O boy eh... This version should be named after buhari as Buhanowell. E no fit belleful kindergarten pikin not to talk of a grown up... Nigeria where are we going
maybe if I eat like 8 nai I go belleful
Education / Re: Akwa Ibom Uni Expels Ekpo Iniobong For Facebook Post About Governor Udom by Theokolez: 12:20am On Jun 22, 2021
Nonnyflex:
And to even imagine that a youth above me is blaming him shows how much in trouble Nigeria is in... So if his CPGA IS 2.2 Then be should keep quiet...
I Taya ohh
Education / Re: Ekpo Iniobong Threatens To Sue Akwa Ibom University Over His Expulsion by Theokolez: 12:16am On Jun 22, 2021
Nigerian universities are now government mouth peice.
SMH.

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Politics / Re: Naked Unknown Gunman Hailed In Owerri As He Entertains Imo Residents by Theokolez: 9:11am On May 30, 2021
IDIOT!!!
Mixedfruit:

The Origin Of the Name “BIAFRA” and why South-South and South-East Must
Unite.
"Written By Russell Bluejack"
I write as an Ijaw son from Bonny and Nkoro in Rivers State. Ijaw is my tribe, but
Biafra remains my national consciousness. I have noticed an inexplicable and
unnecessary division in the South-East and South-South in analogy to the
reinvigorated quest to restore the Sovereign States of Biafra.
I think our people in these sister regions should reflect on these political and
divisive ascriptions and rediscover themselves.
We are neither South-South nor South-East. We are the people of the Eastern
Region, a people politically and economically impugned by our enemy in their bid
to break our solid SOLIDARITY. We were too formidable for our enemies.
Some of our people think Biafra is an Igbo thing because they are ignorant of the
origin of the name. Let me do justice to the origin of Biafra.
THE ORIGIN OF BIAFRA
Biafra is not aboriginal to Biafrans, since it was birthed out of the need to work
together and escape the pogromists, rapists, land invaders, and religious
fundamentalists called Fulani.
The leader of the Eastern Region, Dim Ojukwu, an educated military officer,
assembled stakeholders from Ijaw, Obibio, Efik, and other tribes that constituted
the region in his bid to come up with a name that would reflect the
heterogeneous ambience of the region.
Chief Frank Opigo, an Ijaw traditional ruler that hails from today’s Bayelsa,
suggested BIAFRA, and this went down well with everyone in attendance, for it
referred to the water body that covers the entire region. What Ojukwu sought
after was a name that would not be exclusionary to any of the tribes (Ijaw, Ibibio,
Itsekiri, Urhobo, Annioma etc) in the region. Biafra became the baby of that quest.
Biafra, having come from a non-Igbo stakeholder, became the national
consciousness of both the Igbo and non-Igbo constituents of the Eastern Region.
Thenceforth, the need to actualise the nation of their dreams, the Land of the
Rising Sun, became the aspiration of every easterner.
The failure of Nigeria to heed the Aburi Accord reached in Ghana for restructuring
stoked the fire of the agitation for freedom. The Sovereign States of Biafra was
declared, but it was short-lived because of avoidable internal wranglings that
spiralled into the loss of the Civil War.
The incongruity in the Eastern Region was the result of the feud between Ojukwu
and Dr. Kenule Benson Saro-Wiwa, an illustrious Ogoni son and Ojukwu’s military
mentality and disposition.
WHY THE STRUGGLE FAILED IN THE 60s.
Popular perception has it that the struggle for emancipation from perceived and
obvious oppression by Nigeria was scuttled by the Civil War. That is part of the
truth, not the whole. Biafra was rocked by internal wranglings.
Two prominent figures in the region, Ojukwu and Saro-Wiwa, became estranged
friends over an issue that should have remained personal. In one of our serious
meetings, I was made to understand this side of the story. Legborsi, Emmanuel, a
very prominent Ogoni son who doubles as a formidable member of my team,
THE SOUTH-EAST/SOUTH-SOUTH COALITION FOR BIAFRA,
opened up the Pandora Box concerning the real cause of their feud.
Ojukwu and Saro-Wiwa were caught in a love triangle, with Princess Amina, the
daughter of the then Sultan as the magnetic force. As scions (sons of very
wealthy parents), they had the needed charisma to steer the imagination of the
Sultan. Gowon, a senior military officer, joined the fray, but found himself as an
underdog, financially and academically, for the duo of Ojukwu and Saro-Wiwa
were of both fabulous financial and transformative academic standing.
Ojukwu and Saro-Wiwa, once friends, now rivals, had to slug it out. The laurel at
stake was Amina’s affection. Saro-Wiwa, dishonestly struck a cord in Amina’s
emotion and carried the day.
The Sultan, according to the veracious story, could not find his daughter and had
the innocent Gowon, the suitor he abhorred, to blame for it. A triangle of hate
became the result of this misdeed by Saro-Wiwa: Gowon hated both Ojukwu and
Saro-Wiwa; Ojukwu hated Saro-Wiwa for edging him out in the most dishonest
manner; and Saro-Wiwa burned in annoyance over the contest.
An Ikwerre elder, nonagenarian, corroborated this story when I met him. He told
me that the struggle hit the rock then because of two reasons:
(1) the feud between Ojukwu and Saro-Wiwa
(2) the militarised mentality of Ojukwu’s.
The elder thinks that if Ojukwu, though well educated and exposed, were a
civilian, he would have appreciated the need to dialogue with other stakeholders
before going to war.
If the stakeholders had been told what each constituent would benefit from the
emerging nation, the leaders would have had what to say to their people to excite
them to take the struggle seriously. Ojukwu, on the other hand, wanted these
stakeholders to convince their people to fight first and discuss later.
This did not go down well with them. Some, however, saw the need to fight. The
festering relationship between Ojukwu and Saro-Wiwa led to a huge sabotage.
The bottom line of the accounts of Legborsi and the elder is that our people were
not united. Our disunity caused by personal grouse and lack of tact cost us that
war. It is incontrovertible that we would have won the war had our house not
been in disarray.
THE URGENT NEED FOR OUR UNITY NOW
Several years have gone by, yet the socio-economic and political inconcinnities
that gave rise to the agitation then still stare us in the face. As a matter of fact,
there is no gainsaying that if our fathers had reasons to fight then, there are more
reasons to fight now.
The situation today is worse than it was then. Oppression, socio-economic
exclusion, and glaring prejudice meted out to the South-South and South-East, the
real economic mainstay of this contraption called Nigeria, have reached
unbelievable and unimaginable proportions.
Even Ojukwu could not have conceived the precarious level of hate shown to us
by the sons and daughters of Uthman Dan Fodio. The unfair treatment we are
shown should make our unity imperative. Our personality issues and lack of tact
gave them the happenstance to divide us and make us conquerable. We, the
South-East and South-South people, are the victims of their jihadist rituals. Our
women get raped, our lands invaded, our crops killed, and our men butchered.
The Igbo, Ijaw, Urhobo, Itsekiri, Annioma, Ibibio, Efik etc have always lived
together in love and conviviality. A critical observation of our values and culture
reveals our common ancestry. We dress alike, eat alike, behave alike, and worship
alike. How different are we, brothers and sisters? Let us come together and fight
this monster.
They have sent their soldiers to occupy our two regions out of fear of our
imminent reunion. Exasperated by their inability to stop us from uniting, they have
taken to poisoning our children under the pretense of immunization devoid of the
viva of the health departments. In their bid to hold on to power at all cost, they
flouted the constitutional proviso concerning absence of the President.
Their hatred for us led to the embargo placed on our Igbo brothers and sisters,
which makes it difficult for any of them to become President of Nigeria. We and
our Igbo brothers and sisters are the real victims here. We have to come
together, sit together, discuss together, reach documented agreement, and escape
together.
Our unity is the only leeway out of this fortress called Nigeria. Is it not shameful
that whereas we have all the resources the Gambari are the ones exercising
power over them all? Our Igbo brothers and sisters own both oil and the business
environment that sustain this oppressive dungeon called Nigeria, but travel to the
East and you will weep. They killed the Bill seeking the relocation of company
headquarters to regions where the raw material is fetched. They killed the Bill
seeking compensation to develop the Eastern Region. Whatever comes from the
South-East and South-South dies on arrival.
If bills that seek better welfare packages for our regions always die, who is that
mad person that is telling you that we can restructure this dangerous citadel that
they claim belongs to them? Was it not the failure of Nigeria to heed restructuring
agreement that sparked off the Civil War? The only way out of this quagmire is
the unity of South-East and South-South. Let us unite and live in peace and
harmony. Our sister regions need respite from rape, massacre, genocide, pogrom,
alienation, discrimination, and prejudice.
Let us keep our unreal differences aside and face the enemy together. They will
continue to defeat us as long as we remain divided. Our division is their strength,
but our unity is their weakness. Jasper Adaka Boro, Dr. Ken Saro-Wiwa, and Sen.
(Dr.) Obi Wali are some of the great men this fake nation has killed gruesomely.
We have not found Mazi Nnamdi Kanu even as I write. Do you see how they hate
us? The python that danced in the East has become a crocodile smiling in the
South-South.
Brothers and sisters, Saro-Wiwa was guillotined by Nigeria after a kangaroo
judgment. Boro was used and shot. Obi Wali was butchered like a condemned
chicken. Our beloved leader of IPOB, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu is nowhere to be found
because of his liberating activities. Nigeria is a place where it is a heinous crime
to speak up against oppression and neo-slavery.
Nigeria has become too dangerous for Christians. Nigeria has become too stuffy
for anything that breathes. We have to go, brothers and sisters. We have
overstayed in this prison.
We do not even know who signed the 1914 amalgamation, since all our
nationalists were either adolescents, toddlers, or unborn at the time. Nigeria is the
property of Britain’s under the management of the Fulani. Let the South-South
and South-East come together and rebirth Biafra. They hate us and we hate
ourselves.
Let love and understanding lead the way this time. Let us dialogue and end our
differences once and for all. The enemy has become vicious. We should become
more tactical now. May God bless us all as we heed this clarion call. May God
bless the entire constituents of the Old Eastern Region.
"Russell Idatoru Bluejack is a thinker, revolutionary writer, university tutor, and
socio-economic and political analyst that writes from the creeks in the coastal
part of Biafra".
Education / Re: She Was Sacked For Telling Students To Pray For Nigeria by Theokolez: 12:42pm On May 25, 2021
Driggs:
In case you didn't see it well the first time, I say God in his infinite mercies will help me to punish your cousin.
Seconded!!
Celebrities / Re: Simi's 33rd Birthday Pool Party (Photos, Video) by Theokolez: 11:32am On Apr 20, 2021
Angrygoat:
Bunch of ugly looking stinking naija ladies with stinky pussy
Oloshos
Abeg remind me where you from again?
Nkita!!
Celebrities / Re: Mr Macaroni: How Policemen Beat Me Up During #EndSARS Protest by Theokolez: 11:29am On Apr 20, 2021
MejiLoyon:
The same platform you used in endorsing fraudsters making Nigerians lose billions of naira. Your time never reach. E still dey breathe

E no go better for you if you mention me without asking how he endorsed fraudsters. Idiots people. See mentions. Go on his page and see how he endorsed one company that has defrauded Nigerians billions of naira and he isn't saying anything about it. I know people who have died because of his action. Make nobody mention me again or I go unleash swear ontop you. Investigate before speaking. I wish they broke his head during the end sars sef
Mumu Don ripe
Politics / Re: Who Says Pantami Should Resign? - DailyTrust by Theokolez: 11:27am On Apr 20, 2021
slachtoffers:


Read una no gree see as you dey disgrace una village people grin
Some people no just Sabi comprehend simple write up.

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