This is a normal meeting between the sponsors of terrorism and their terrorist

Very simple. Just walk to his window during the act and begin to shout " destroy the puna, killl Herr, na ur money u take pay. Scatter the kpekus, na man you be". Do that repeatedly and they will reduce their sound or she won't be able to step her feet in the compound again

9jatriot:
So why una non work together before election? Na now day break?

This looks like losers final aka third place in AFCON

While Datti will go back to managing his businesses, Okowa will go to jail for unaccountable billions borrowed to finance Atiku

compton11:
Well this can only happens in Zambia, Zimbabwe,Kenya, South Africa and East Congo Nigeria

A Nigerian kid will only laugh at this write up and say it's not liquid but sperm and will conclude by saying they will do round two after resting

KaptainAfrika:
I guess so, that's why I am in Canada while you are stuck in Nigeria with your complete semen and virtues plus no bacteria infested saliva around your c0ck with the complimentary demonic transfer.

Canada is your achievement? Are you richer or happier than everybody in Nigeria

KaptainAfrika:
Head from my babe.

You received bacteria infested saliva and probably demonic transfer, while you lost some semen and virtues

He should be more precise and tell us who is going to win. And also who will come second, third, fourth and fifth in the correct order. So that we can confirm his prophecy later

sync:
Dear Nairalanders,
I’m in a dilemma and need your advice
There’s this friend of mine who out of the blue contacted me last year October asking for a favor to come stay at my place a couple of days since she had an interview in Abuja. I allowed in her without hesitation since I thought it was just going to be a few days. Fortunately, she got the job.

When she got the job in October, she asked me to pls allow her stay for two months before getting her place. My people, it’s been five months already and she’s still not making any moves to get her own place.

The problem really is I am currently jobless. She doesn’t contribute anything to the house. I am responsible for our feeding, gas, electricity, everything! And I do not have money. The little money I have is from my generous elder sister who has been my helper since I lost my job. Weekends she sleeps all through while I clean the house. I also do all the cooking. She doesn’t cook.

I am a light sleeper so I get up at any slight movement. This lady gets up between 3 to 4 times every night to use the restroom thus keeping me awake all through the night. This really has a toll on me. During the day she goes to the restroom between 14 to 16 times. She doesn’t contribute to buy foodstuff but she eats 4 times a day

What have I gotten myself into. Please how do I politely ask her to leave without hurting her feelings and savaging the relationship I use to have with her. I am tired, depressed and jobless!

God has not given you the spirit of timidity, be bold and do what's best for you

JASONjnr:
Flower...


I didn't know what valentine was all about until I was in the university...

After my lecture, a girl came to me and gave me a flower, and I declined it and I was shy, she went and returned with the flower asking me to be her Val...

I was looking stupid because I didn't know what being someone's Val meant...

My guys laughed at me and I looked stupid.

Well... I sha knack that girl at my friend's house that night ....

So this was how she transferred to you some of the demons tormenting you today

Build your life first before thinking of relationship

Change your environment by all means

Kollins11:
First of all, I'm not gonna do that useless thing called marriage because I can't monopolize my dick to one useless Nigerian girl.

Secondly, we don't give fvck if you call off the relationship/marriage because of mere cheating... I mean, there are many kpekus to be drilled, so why must I take your kpekus special?

Las las you go old for your papa house.

Meanwhlie, I told y'all last week that I will be going to Shiloh to track some evening newspapers and deceive them with marriage just to have my own share of her kpekus.

I drove to Shiloh last week thursday and I meet this useless evening newspapers, she's been acting all nice, and me too I just dey play along. The way I go scatter this girl kpekus ehh, i will not only destroy her kpekus, I will also destroy her womb. She go drink postinor2 tire until her womb damage.

The girl doesn't know what she has gotten herself into. If truly she serve a living God, I just hope the God deliver her from me. Because my plans for her is brutal.

You will testify of her God

englishmart:
I'm too old to tell lies. I have good morals. Thanks in advance.

Good morals that lead you to have carnal knowledge of poor hungry girls

congratulations sabinus

Either the landlord or caretaker wants to scare him to abandon the house he already paid rent for

twosquare:
Let's wait and see. Why I don't want Croatia to proceed is that I doubt if they will be able to win the person coming out between ARG and NED. tonight.

Croatia's control of the midfield is exceptional, they know how to neutralize their opponents

WHO is racist, that's what they managed to achieve from this

Hope he is not hiding a medical issue

Ammmy:
It's not easy being a single lady without a job now o. The economic situation of this country is now that bad.

When a man meets a woman in Nigeria now, he starts asking her where she works, what she does for a living, especially those hungry guys looking for a woman to compliment their finances.

If u say u don't have a job, they stop talking to you, forgetting that someone who has no job may be financially okay.

When has it become a must for a woman to have something doing? Men are meant to take care of women and spend for them and not the other way round.

In those days, nobody cares if a woman earns money or not.

Gone are those days. She has to be productive since she won't be a full time house wife. so it's better she works for her money especially in a dignified manner, not through olosho,hook up or sugar daddy

Those wishing Obi dead will not be alive to witness the election

She dey give you space. Whatever the reason I don't know. Ask yourself why? Did you promise her anything, or did you borrow money from her to travel or indebted to her in anyway? Is there something you are doing and she doesn't like and maybe she is just giving you space because she is not ready to confront the issue

Maguire always good in national team. Today he has been organised, his header hit the bar before assisting the second goal

pizzzy:
Oga leave dat useless girl
Use dat 1k go buy bread run with that Titus then step am down with hot tea no forget to video ya sef while you are at it.
Lastly post the video on ur status

You will make heaven

unamamatoto:
With tears in my eyes, I'm taking the cornflakes

And the tear drops falling on the plate made the cornflakes very salty.

Chinese movie that year

Okowa you will go to jail

[quote author=Shizzi23 post=118536074]Touching my prick [/quotestop

olisaEze:
No court in Nigeria will grant any man custody of toddlers when he’s asking for a divorce & spousal support from his wife at the same time. Hustle oo, make dem no call you albino when you be oyinbo!


PS: Don't ever allow yourself to be comfortable when a Nigerian woman is paying the bill. No matter how good she is, it changes dem from mogwai to gremlins.

As much as I wanted to pity this oyibo simp, I just couldn't. I thought he had swallowed the red pill when he decided to divorce her, but I was irritated when he asked for spousal support. Who does that as a man

Jestin:
I don’t like this Korra of a girl at all. She is forcing it too hard to seems like a celebrity that she is not

Hate her as much as you like, she still remains a global social media sensation. I purposely avoided the celebrity word to make you feel better. But if a musician/dancer/content creator who that gets sometimes more than twenty thousand comments daily on her posts is not a celebrity, I wonder who is

Dreamhighnow:
And yet outing up his nairabet banner everywhere. His own personal business. That is against the code of conduct ethics for public officers in Nigeria

Nairabet still dey function

Moh247:



What is wrong with the West and their craziness

How Gay, Alcohol, Homosexuality take concern 90 mins football

Arab people no get joy ooo, if Dem catch you as gay lasan, na to carry you go desert go kill you for wilderness




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I just dey laugh sef. Na here all of us dey na, we go hear the news when them go use some people do example

Loan master

Ikennaford:
I'm not a rich guy, just Wanna help.... But the problem now is I don't know how to do this, I want this funds to get to people proposed for this, pls I want opinions on how to disburse these funds, the payments will be made through b. t. c thanks and God bless

Please if possible, let the mods contact me, they know how to sort, I just want it to get to the right people that needs it

I will use for check up, having back pains. Thanks