Politics / Re: Terrorists Attend Secret Meeting With Nigerian 'Officials' by thymm: 9:11am On Sep 30, 2023 |
This is a normal meeting between the sponsors of terrorism and their terrorist 1 Like |
Romance / Re: How To Deal With A Neighbor's Very Active Sexual Life by thymm: 8:52am On Sep 29, 2023 |
Very simple. Just walk to his window during the act and begin to shout " destroy the puna, killl Herr, na ur money u take pay. Scatter the kpekus, na man you be". Do that repeatedly and they will reduce their sound or she won't be able to step her feet in the compound again 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Okowa, Baba-Ahmed Ask INEC To Cancel Elections At Joint Briefing (Video/Photos) by thymm: 10:02pm On Feb 28, 2023 |
9jatriot: So why una non work together before election? Na now day break?
This looks like losers final aka third place in AFCON While Datti will go back to managing his businesses, Okowa will go to jail for unaccountable billions borrowed to finance Atiku |
Education / Re: Is This Not Too Much Sex Education For Kids? by thymm: 7:39pm On Feb 22, 2023 |
compton11: Well this can only happens in Zambia, Zimbabwe,Kenya, South Africa and East Congo Nigeria A Nigerian kid will only laugh at this write up and say it's not liquid but sperm and will conclude by saying they will do round two after resting 2 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: Valentine's Day: What Is The Most Shocking Gift You Have Ever Received Or Given? by thymm: 9:30am On Feb 15, 2023 |
KaptainAfrika: I guess so, that's why I am in Canada while you are stuck in Nigeria with your complete semen and virtues plus no bacteria infested saliva around your c0ck with the complimentary demonic transfer.
![cool](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cool.png)
Canada is your achievement? Are you richer or happier than everybody in Nigeria |
Romance / Re: Valentine's Day: What Is The Most Shocking Gift You Have Ever Received Or Given? by thymm: 7:00pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
KaptainAfrika: Head from my babe. You received bacteria infested saliva and probably demonic transfer, while you lost some semen and virtues 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Will Not Win Presidential Poll – Prophet Bempah by thymm: 6:55pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
He should be more precise and tell us who is going to win. And also who will come second, third, fourth and fifth in the correct order. So that we can confirm his prophecy later |
Family / Re: How Do I Politely Ask Her To Leave by thymm: 12:12pm On Feb 14, 2023 |
sync: Dear Nairalanders, I’m in a dilemma and need your advice There’s this friend of mine who out of the blue contacted me last year October asking for a favor to come stay at my place a couple of days since she had an interview in Abuja. I allowed in her without hesitation since I thought it was just going to be a few days. Fortunately, she got the job.
When she got the job in October, she asked me to pls allow her stay for two months before getting her place. My people, it’s been five months already and she’s still not making any moves to get her own place.
The problem really is I am currently jobless. She doesn’t contribute anything to the house. I am responsible for our feeding, gas, electricity, everything! And I do not have money. The little money I have is from my generous elder sister who has been my helper since I lost my job. Weekends she sleeps all through while I clean the house. I also do all the cooking. She doesn’t cook.
I am a light sleeper so I get up at any slight movement. This lady gets up between 3 to 4 times every night to use the restroom thus keeping me awake all through the night. This really has a toll on me. During the day she goes to the restroom between 14 to 16 times. She doesn’t contribute to buy foodstuff but she eats 4 times a day
What have I gotten myself into. Please how do I politely ask her to leave without hurting her feelings and savaging the relationship I use to have with her. I am tired, depressed and jobless! God has not given you the spirit of timidity, be bold and do what's best for you 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Valentine's Day: What Is The Most Shocking Gift You Have Ever Received Or Given? by thymm: 9:09am On Feb 14, 2023 |
JASONjnr: Flower...
I didn't know what valentine was all about until I was in the university...
After my lecture, a girl came to me and gave me a flower, and I declined it and I was shy, she went and returned with the flower asking me to be her Val...
I was looking stupid because I didn't know what being someone's Val meant...
My guys laughed at me and I looked stupid.
Well... I sha knack that girl at my friend's house that night .... So this was how she transferred to you some of the demons tormenting you today 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by thymm: 9:05am On Feb 14, 2023 |
Build your life first before thinking of relationship |
Romance / Re: Is This A Good Reason To Relocate??? (10k to the best advice) by thymm: 8:32pm On Dec 18, 2022 |
Change your environment by all means |
Romance / Re: I Would Call Off My Wedding If I Find Out My Man Patronises Hookup Girls by thymm: 2:13pm On Dec 16, 2022 |
Kollins11: First of all, I'm not gonna do that useless thing called marriage because I can't monopolize my dick to one useless Nigerian girl.
Secondly, we don't give fvck if you call off the relationship/marriage because of mere cheating... I mean, there are many kpekus to be drilled, so why must I take your kpekus special?
Las las you go old for your papa house.
Meanwhlie, I told y'all last week that I will be going to Shiloh to track some evening newspapers and deceive them with marriage just to have my own share of her kpekus.
I drove to Shiloh last week thursday and I meet this useless evening newspapers, she's been acting all nice, and me too I just dey play along. The way I go scatter this girl kpekus ehh, i will not only destroy her kpekus, I will also destroy her womb. She go drink postinor2 tire until her womb damage.
The girl doesn't know what she has gotten herself into. If truly she serve a living God, I just hope the God deliver her from me. Because my plans for her is brutal. You will testify of her God |
Romance / Re: How I ended a scam relationship by thymm: 2:01pm On Dec 16, 2022 |
englishmart: I'm too old to tell lies. I have good morals. Thanks in advance. Good morals that lead you to have carnal knowledge of poor hungry girls |
Travel / Re: Sunday Emem Becomes The First Driver To Cross The Second Niger Bridge by thymm: 5:16pm On Dec 15, 2022 |
congratulations sabinus |
Culture / Re: See The Sacrifice They Dropped On My Neighbor's Doorstep by thymm: 3:08pm On Dec 10, 2022 |
Either the landlord or caretaker wants to scare him to abandon the house he already paid rent for |
Sports / Re: Croatia Vs Brazil: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 : (4 - 2) pens On 9th December 2022 by thymm: 7:17pm On Dec 09, 2022 |
twosquare: Let's wait and see. Why I don't want Croatia to proceed is that I doubt if they will be able to win the person coming out between ARG and NED. tonight. Croatia's control of the midfield is exceptional, they know how to neutralize their opponents 2 Likes |
Health / Re: WHO Renames Monkeypox Disease As "Mpox" Because Of Racism by thymm: 7:49pm On Nov 28, 2022 |
WHO is racist, that's what they managed to achieve from this |
Family / Re: Sex Starved Wife by thymm: 3:23pm On Nov 26, 2022 |
Hope he is not hiding a medical issue |
Romance / Re: Men Now After If A Lady Earns Money by thymm: 7:34am On Nov 24, 2022 |
Ammmy: It's not easy being a single lady without a job now o. The economic situation of this country is now that bad.
When a man meets a woman in Nigeria now, he starts asking her where she works, what she does for a living, especially those hungry guys looking for a woman to compliment their finances.
If u say u don't have a job, they stop talking to you, forgetting that someone who has no job may be financially okay.
When has it become a must for a woman to have something doing? Men are meant to take care of women and spend for them and not the other way round.
In those days, nobody cares if a woman earns money or not. Gone are those days. She has to be productive since she won't be a full time house wife. so it's better she works for her money especially in a dignified manner, not through olosho,hook up or sugar daddy |
Politics / Re: Man Caught With Dagger Approaching Peter Obi At Oyo Rally - Bishop P.O Evang by thymm: 9:01pm On Nov 23, 2022 |
Those wishing Obi dead will not be alive to witness the election |
Romance / Re: My Aunt In Nigeria Stopped Liking My Photos by thymm: 7:33am On Nov 22, 2022 |
She dey give you space. Whatever the reason I don't know. Ask yourself why? Did you promise her anything, or did you borrow money from her to travel or indebted to her in anyway? Is there something you are doing and she doesn't like and maybe she is just giving you space because she is not ready to confront the issue |
Sports / Re: It's Not Coming Home Because Of Maguire: Iran Trolls England by thymm: 3:20pm On Nov 21, 2022 |
Maguire always good in national team. Today he has been organised, his header hit the bar before assisting the second goal 1 Like |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Because I Got These For Her On Her Birthday (photo) by thymm: 4:50pm On Nov 20, 2022 |
pizzzy: Oga leave dat useless girl Use dat 1k go buy bread run with that Titus then step am down with hot tea no forget to video ya sef while you are at it. Lastly post the video on ur status You will make heaven 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Because I Got These For Her On Her Birthday (photo) by thymm: 4:47pm On Nov 20, 2022 |
unamamatoto: With tears in my eyes, I'm taking the cornflakes ![cry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/cry.gif) And the tear drops falling on the plate made the cornflakes very salty. Chinese movie that year 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: Your Identity Is Still Unknown - Okowa Tells Tinubu by thymm: 4:41pm On Nov 20, 2022 |
Okowa you will go to jail |
Religion / Re: What Is That Addiction You Can't Do Away With, That You Wished God To Overlook by thymm: 1:19pm On Nov 20, 2022 |
[quote author=Shizzi23 post=118536074]Touching my prick ![kiss](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/kiss.gif) [/quotestop 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Divorces Her Husband, Wins Custody Of Her Children by thymm: 1:17pm On Nov 20, 2022 |
olisaEze: No court in Nigeria will grant any man custody of toddlers when he’s asking for a divorce & spousal support from his wife at the same time. Hustle oo, make dem no call you albino when you be oyinbo! ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
PS: Don't ever allow yourself to be comfortable when a Nigerian woman is paying the bill. No matter how good she is, it changes dem from mogwai to gremlins. As much as I wanted to pity this oyibo simp, I just couldn't. I thought he had swallowed the red pill when he decided to divorce her, but I was irritated when he asked for spousal support. Who does that as a man |
Celebrities / Re: Korra Obidi Divorces Her Husband, Wins Custody Of Her Children by thymm: 1:11pm On Nov 20, 2022 |
Jestin: I don’t like this Korra of a girl at all. She is forcing it too hard to seems like a celebrity that she is not Hate her as much as you like, she still remains a global social media sensation. I purposely avoided the celebrity word to make you feel better. But if a musician/dancer/content creator who that gets sometimes more than twenty thousand comments daily on her posts is not a celebrity, I wonder who is |
Politics / Re: Akin Alabi Commissions ₦100 Million Modern Football Pitch by thymm: 9:48pm On Nov 18, 2022 |
Dreamhighnow: And yet outing up his nairabet banner everywhere. His own personal business. That is against the code of conduct ethics for public officers in Nigeria Nairabet still dey function |
Sports / Re: Gay Couples Will Be Allowed To Openly Hold Hands And Kiss At Qatar World Cup by thymm: 4:22pm On Nov 18, 2022 |
Moh247: ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png)
What is wrong with the West and their craziness
How Gay, Alcohol, Homosexuality take concern 90 mins football
Arab people no get joy ooo, if Dem catch you as gay lasan, na to carry you go desert go kill you for wilderness
. I just dey laugh sef. Na here all of us dey na, we go hear the news when them go use some people do example |
Politics / Re: Delta Accesses ₦30 Billion From ₦150 Billion Bridging Finance by thymm: 8:27am On Nov 16, 2022 |
Loan master 1 Like |
Romance / Re: I Want To Give $100 Each To 100 Vulnerable Members Here by thymm: 12:31am On Nov 16, 2022 |
Ikennaford: I'm not a rich guy, just Wanna help.... But the problem now is I don't know how to do this, I want this funds to get to people proposed for this, pls I want opinions on how to disburse these funds, the payments will be made through b. t. c thanks and God bless
Please if possible, let the mods contact me, they know how to sort, I just want it to get to the right people that needs it I will use for check up, having back pains. Thanks |