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Autos / Re: EOD 2005 So Clean SOLD SOLD SOLD by Timagex(m): 4:16pm On Sep 23, 2023
7bucklife:
Not factory paint.nothing clean about it

😁😁
Autos / Re: SOLD OUT 2011 Porsche Panamera In Ibadan 08069992556 by Timagex(m): 8:47pm On Sep 21, 2023
Memphis357:

🀣🀣🀣🀣

I'm being serious. 😁
Autos / Re: 2003 Toyota 4 Runner V8 For Sale 1.8m by Timagex(m): 5:29pm On Sep 21, 2023
4.7 V8!!! Jesus!!! shocked shocked

Happy sales o ..

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Car Talk / Re: Toyota Camry Pencil Lite Or Peugeot 206 by Timagex(m): 12:00pm On Sep 16, 2023
Chokehold:


That was before ⛽️ hit 610 per liter. Put a keg on a Peugeot 206 and a keg on any camry, the Peugeot 206 goes first. The only place the camry wins is "space" and speed which of course is determined by engine displacement/capacity and not "all other areas". It is high time we start taking car care serious and stop the archaic demonization of some car brands.

I bought my Peugeot 206 seven years ago and it is still as reliable as a horse. Bought with 131,540km on the ODO and currently on 218,010km as at last night. No faults, only oil change, brake pads, lsway bars and of course tie-rods and ball joints due to the sorry nature of our roads. I'm not done flogging this little demon I hope to attain 400 000km on the ODO because it gets what it needs.

You are absolutely right sir.

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Autos / Re: Camry Sport 2008 For Sale by Timagex(m): 10:53pm On Sep 13, 2023
DarlingtonC:
Of all emjois, Why are you using poop emoji to cover the plate number?

Because he's in love with that shit...😎

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Autos / Re: How Time Flies The Mocker Now Become The king by Timagex(m): 10:17pm On Sep 12, 2023
As sad and funny as this is, it is the naked truth.
Romance / Re: How To Find Love In The UK, ONE Secret Strategy by Timagex(m): 10:10pm On Sep 12, 2023
Wrong illustration picture. That doesn't look like love at all.

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Phones / Re: Apple Launches iPhone 15 Pro And iPhone 15 Pro Max (Features & Prices) by Timagex(m): 10:08pm On Sep 12, 2023
Time for me to finally buy iphone 6s+😎

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Autos / Re: Super Clean Bmw 335i Tuned To M3 For Sale by Timagex(m): 12:57pm On Sep 12, 2023
It's a manual transmission!!

My ovaries!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

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Phones / Re: What Is The Meaning Of This From MTN? (picture Attached) by Timagex(m): 7:02pm On Sep 11, 2023
It's a click bait.

There was a time I was greatly afraid of recharging my MTN line, because, anytime I recharge, my airtime disappears. I called customer care one day at the middle of the night and I "gbewonsepe" out of frustration and anger. That was when I was informed that I subscribed to a lot of things. I personally checked via a code I was given and I was more than surprised that I unknowingly subscribed to some nonsense. Daily jokes, daily motivations, weather report, etc. All was cancelled and I have been free since then.

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Autos / Re: Registered 2008 Toyota Highlander, Limited Edition. by Timagex(m): 10:25am On Sep 10, 2023
Yakaoule:
What's the catch?

E reach to ask o.😁
Politics / Re: Kogi People,if Dino Melaye Wins Guber Race, Who Will Be First Lady? by Timagex(m): 11:10pm On Sep 09, 2023
osuulola:
Dino is rumored a divorced wife beater who is an eligible bachelor that has refuse to resettle down.

If the guy wins the governorship election, will he be the first non-Catholic father governor to have his deputy's wife helping with the unconstitutional first lady office?

What if I told you that, his running mate is a woman. 😁

He either looks for one girl to be the first lady, or, the husband of the deputy will step in. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Let's see how it will play out.

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Romance / Re: Amarachi Amusi: I’m Richer Than Most Of The Men Seeking To Marry Me, Skit Maker by Timagex(m): 5:57pm On Sep 09, 2023
LegitWebsites:


LIked, Shared and Followed

Great Lessons.


Bless up...












PS:

Meanwhile, You can buy your CCTVs and Vehicle Trackers with GPS from Us when You reach out to us via our contact on our bio.

Secure Yourself and Your Properties. Insecurity is a Big Issue To Solve On Our Own.
Education / Re: Facts About The Tallest Man In The Whole World Wide(sultan KΓΆsen) by Timagex(m): 11:18am On Sep 09, 2023
He would have cleaned blackboard a lot if he was a Nigerian. 😎
Autos / Re: SOLD OUT 2011 Porsche Panamera In Ibadan 08069992556 by Timagex(m): 8:47am On Sep 09, 2023
Elxandre:

Ive seen a Lamborghini Urus and a Rolls Royce in Ibadan
Porsches are fairly common sef.

Really? Omoooo....😁

I have seen two Rolls-Royce tho..
Autos / Re: SOLD OUT 2011 Porsche Panamera In Ibadan 08069992556 by Timagex(m): 10:38pm On Sep 08, 2023
I have never seen a porche in ibadan.

Happy sales..

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Romance / Re: Amarachi Amusi: I’m Richer Than Most Of The Men Seeking To Marry Me, Skit Maker by Timagex(m): 8:50pm On Sep 08, 2023
Basiljoe:

Now you know why they call them fish brain.

Nobi me talk am o...😁
Romance / Re: Amarachi Amusi: I’m Richer Than Most Of The Men Seeking To Marry Me, Skit Maker by Timagex(m): 8:50pm On Sep 08, 2023
Yoighaman:


Wow, I love your quote: "Don't complain about the game. Just learn the rules"

It will stick with me for life, thanks for teaching me something new and inspiring.

One love.

You are welcome, bro. Bless up....😎
Romance / Re: Amarachi Amusi: I’m Richer Than Most Of The Men Seeking To Marry Me, Skit Maker by Timagex(m): 1:59pm On Sep 08, 2023
But, if the roles were reversed and a man wants to marry, he looks for attributes of a wife and mother in a woman. If she is financially successful, it's a bonus for him.

Empower a man: you empower a great number of people.
Empower a woman: she begins to feel she doesn't need anybody again.

Don't complain about the game. Just learn the rules. 😎

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Education / Re: 23 Facts About Dog Probably You Didn't Know by Timagex(m): 1:43pm On Sep 08, 2023
Dogs are also very smart.😎

They are smart to the extent that, they can ride okada fast fast expecially in the face of danger. Expecially when trying to evade crucification around Calabar and it's axis... 😁



(I'm not being tribalistic here)


CHECK MY SIGNATURE!!!

Sports / Re: Asisat Oshoala And Victor Osimhen Nominated For 2023 Ballon d'Or by Timagex(m): 9:09pm On Sep 06, 2023
THIS IS AMAZING!!

I dedicate this post to every struggling Hustler out there, including myself, no matter the odds, don't give up. Your light will shine.

Oshoala and Osimhen, if I am right, both came from struggling families. They are now putting their country on the map for good. Look at how everybody is celebrating them. This is a great feat!!

CHECK MY SIGNATURE IF EXQUISITE PHOTOGRAPHY SERVICES IS IMPORTANT TO YOU. βœ”οΈ

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Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by Timagex(m): 9:34am On Sep 05, 2023
9182736455O1999:

They thought you're been Tribalistic. look at the number of likes you got. Nairaland has gone too deep in tribalism and they thought you're one of them.

How did my comment sound tribalistic?
Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by Timagex(m): 10:31pm On Sep 04, 2023
LalastiklaIa:


Lol you go hate physics wella be that

Thanks goodness, I did not go to science class.
Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by Timagex(m): 10:30pm On Sep 04, 2023
Stanweezy:


This one na werey grin, what if the man walks due west shocked

Wetin concern you?😁

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Education / Re: Facts About Scorpion by Timagex(m): 9:38pm On Sep 04, 2023
We killed a lot of scorpions at our nysc lodge that year.
Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by Timagex(m): 9:31pm On Sep 04, 2023
gly:


You are so funny grin grin grin grin
But if the man walks due West or South or North, meaning there is hope right?
But when he walks due East, chai!!!! it is over grin grin grin

Out mathematics teacher always used "due east". So, anytime I hear it, traumatic disorder sets in fast fast. 😁

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Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Became Bridesmaid For Her Childhood Friend by Timagex(m): 5:45pm On Sep 03, 2023
The girl iyanya took on a date and bought stuffs for started unfollowing all her friends on Twitter.

Imagine!!!😁😁

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Car Talk / Re: How Do Thieves Open The Bonnet To Steal Battery? by Timagex(m): 5:37pm On Sep 03, 2023
MRDEE01:
They steal mostly Japanese batteries.
They couldn't steal my neighbour's BMW battery after the took almost 4 batteries in our neighbourhood

Bmw batteries are always in the boot. 😁
Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by Timagex(m): 10:47am On Sep 03, 2023
zedegit:


Topic is bearing.

Mine is differential equation.

That one is also a nightmare...
Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by Timagex(m): 12:30am On Sep 03, 2023
Bakrabas:


Lol... longitude and latitude

That's the one....😁

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Education / Re: Mention That Topic In Mathematics, That You Still Do Not Understand. by Timagex(m): 10:09pm On Sep 02, 2023
Once I see "a man walks due east", it's over. 😁

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Sports / Re: Imprisoned Dani Alves Pens Love Letter To Estranged Wife Ahead Of His Rape Case by Timagex(m): 9:04pm On Sep 02, 2023
donmik:


Messi married his love of childhood when he was nothing and had nothing. They have been through ups and downs, thick and thin. I think Atonella is like the typical Nigerian wife before year 2000.
They will surprise the world of footballers madness in relationship

Yes. They have been in love since childhood, but, he was already a big star at Barcelona when he married her officially.

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