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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen To Replace Cristiano Ronaldo At Manchester United by Timothyoj(m): 9:03am On Mar 04, 2022
Abellagos:
If it's victor then it's victory for us

Do u suspect your spouse is cheating?
Let's help you clone your spouse's WhatsApp messages and get them delivered directly into your own phone....

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You no get better job to do ni than tracking your spouses Messages, you no won get peace of mind abi
Sports / Re: Burkina Faso Vs Tunisia : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (1 - 0) On 29th January 2022 by Timothyoj(m): 9:54pm On Jan 29, 2022
Tunisia out of the tournament.....!
Education / Re: Mathematics Challenge: 50% Will Fail This! by Timothyoj(m): 12:02pm On Jan 26, 2022
Timothyoj:


Do you know you failed this question, simply because you did not yield to simple instruction " Do not show any working".
If everyone gets the answer, something will be used for screening ......!

Ans= C (12)
Education / Re: Mathematics Challenge: 50% Will Fail This! by Timothyoj(m): 11:50am On Jan 26, 2022
okikijamal:
12

Modified

Y-6=3!
Y-6=3×2×1
3! (3 factorial = 3x2x1)
Y-6=6
Take like terms
Y=6+6
Y=12 (Answer)

Shikena!

Do you know you failed this question, simply because you did not yield to simple instruction " Do not show any working".
If everyone gets the answer, something will be used for screening ......!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Tunisia AFCON 2021.Round-of-16: (0 - 1) On 23rd January 2022 by Timothyoj(m): 9:44pm On Jan 23, 2022
membranus:
Lord Jesus please let us win this match.

Why na, e get anything wey you win collect...?
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Sudan : AFCON 2021 : 3 - 1 On 15th January 2022 by Timothyoj(m): 6:04pm On Jan 15, 2022
Nigeria is playing according to Sudan's performance, if not they should have more goals by now.
They are not that hungry like the last match.

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Crime / Re: I Regretted My Actions. Please Help Me! by Timothyoj(m): 7:01pm On Jan 12, 2022
Christinaog:

Men are scum
Men are scum bawo, for a whole one month, I should be begging my wife for sex...?
And I don't want to cheat on her.

To me ,the wife has her part to explain but the husband's action is a NO NO for me. Very bad approach.
Pls apologize to your wife and you both should find a balance.

Wish you well....

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Travel / Re: My Trip To Florida, Tampa Bay In Pictures by Timothyoj(m): 3:48pm On Jan 10, 2022
potbelly:
Keep balling boss... cool

And don't make the mistake to come back...

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Celebrities / Re: Eedris Abdulkareem Poses With Wife, Children In Matching Outfits (Family Photo) by Timothyoj(m): 9:02am On Dec 13, 2021
MufasaLion:
Nothing beautiful here.

Quit the bitterness of heart towards your fellow human being.
Appreciate love, life and togetherness pls.

A cool picture I am looking at here.

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Politics / Re: 2023: Begin To Prepare Your Handover Notes, PDP Tells APC by Timothyoj(m): 12:00pm On Dec 11, 2021
ChiefSosa:
Nigeria is so stressful right now. I just need one fine girl to put breast in my mouth and tell me 'everything will be okay'.

Just be mindful of the ones with muccur, so your problems will not be complicated. grin
Family / Re: Genotype: I'm The Only One Still Living In This Picture - Man by Timothyoj(m): 11:47am On Dec 11, 2021
MsFaith:
But love is blind

Marriage will open that eyes for you...

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Family / Re: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by Timothyoj(m): 1:41pm On Dec 10, 2021
Kingdemu:
I've never for once been denied sex for the 4yrs I've been married.

You are still new in the field bro, you are coming up gradually....

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Politics / Re: 2023 Election: Aggrieved APC, PDP Leaders Set To Launch New Party by Timothyoj(m): 10:44am On Dec 08, 2021
They will all fail
Romance / Re: Who Mistakenly Saw Your unclothedness And What Was The Reaction? by Timothyoj(m): 4:02pm On Dec 01, 2021
Fedrick100:
Lol
By this time of the night
Anyway no one have seen mine,if any girl ever see mine I’ll forever be shy anytime i see the girl

Shy bawo, why na, are you a kid...?

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Travel / Re: Governor Fayemi’s Press Crew Rescues Accident Victims by Timothyoj(m): 1:25pm On Nov 27, 2021
Asquare84:
This is the reason why we need to meet a pastor for prayers before embarking on any journey.

You can also be the pastor for your self, ask and it shall be given says the Lord. Why looking for a human being like you before you travel, what if he has equally travelled or not fine as well...?

His grace is sufficient for us all brother....!
Properties / Re: Toyota Avensis 2006 by Timothyoj(m): 11:10pm On Nov 26, 2021
Pls correct the amount, let's see the true picture of the price.

I am interested...
Fashion / Re: How Often Do You Wash Your Bra/boxers In A Week? by Timothyoj(m): 11:38am On Nov 22, 2021
Munzy14:

Really sick shit and so irritating... lipsrsealed

Be deceiving yourself there....
Career / Re: When Your Career Makes Your Colleagues Dislike You by Timothyoj(m): 4:25pm On Nov 18, 2021
gerrardomendes:
I work with control and audit too. Approach to work matters a lot. Most of my friends are in other units and we flow well. We sit out together and enjoy ourselves. I am more like a father figure than an executioner to them. Though I take a tough stance when I need things to be done. It makes them confide in me and provide me necessary Intel. I deliberately let them know that I see everything they do and I will not hesitate to escalate any wrong doings. They fear me but don't hate me. They like me but don't disregard me. They feel my absence when am not around. They even prefer to talk to me than to talk to their supervisors. We are all employees and there is life after work. Do the right thing but don't kill people in the process. Give them a long arm to improve except the person deliberately wants to perpetuate fraud and put you in trouble. The job has taught me that no one has a permanent seat. Today you may be the oga, tomorrow you may be reporting to someone who was your boy. Policies change, positions get collapsed from time to time, roles are redefined and reassigned. If the tables turn, will you remain relevant in the system? Will other units wholeheartedly absorb you if you are drafted? I have seen people who saw themselves as king Kong beg their former subordinates for favours. Some lost their job and are struggling because nobody wants to associate with the wicked. That teller might be the door to your next level after you leave that job. As a Guy man you need to use your head.

See wisdom talking, Baba louder pls
Sports / Re: Gernot Rohr: "I Have Not Been Sacked But NFF Wants Me To Quit" by Timothyoj(m): 3:43pm On Nov 18, 2021
eskuvoisrael:
He is putting everybody's mind in high tension [color=#990000][/color]

Oga na your own mind they for high tension ooo. Naija for wetin na kilohappen.

Pls be at rest oo, we have more than enough to think of than supper chickens
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Top 10 Common Job Hunting Mistakes by Timothyoj(m): 1:26pm On Nov 18, 2021
AMAUCHESKY:
Please I need urgent prayers

I saw myself voting APC again

2023

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Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye Celebrates Peter And Wife, Lola On Their 8th Wedding Anniversary by Timothyoj(m): 6:17pm On Nov 17, 2021
Iyaebe:
I'm crying here,let love lead always.

Wetin do you, ontop what na... grin
Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions 5-Floor Multi-Level Car Park In Onikan, Lagos by Timothyoj(m): 8:35pm On Nov 16, 2021
Oga make Una go answer the pending questions from the panel report.
Tell your bubu and lie lie guy to get ready for inner battle from the gods

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Business / Re: Nigeria Inflation rate Drops To 15.99% In October - as food prices ease by Timothyoj(m): 2:28pm On Nov 15, 2021
Abeg which area den dey refer to oo cos for my area nothing drop for price ooo.

Na only God knows where dey get their data from.....

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Sports / Re: Liberia Vs Nigeria: World Cup Qualifiers - 0 - 2 (Full Time) by Timothyoj(m): 5:07pm On Nov 13, 2021
Guys which station dey show naija match ooo. This country na something else....
Religion / All Expensive Schools Owned By Churches Are Satanic by Timothyoj(m): 2:46pm On Nov 13, 2021
All expensive schools owned by churches are satanic — Evangelist Gideon Akande
King Ibitoye

A Nigerian evangelist identified as Gideon Akande, has said that all expensive church schools in the country, are simply ungodly and “satanic”.

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Food / Re: My Brother's Trap Caught 2 Big Antelopes Today (Photos) by Timothyoj(m): 3:36pm On Nov 09, 2021
Iyaebe:
This is wickedness, you killed animals that were just going about their normal life.

What do you mean by wickedness. Make hunter no chop again ni, abi you no get hunter for your village ni.

Oga park well joor no be for this Buhari era
Properties / Re: Please This Quotation Is It Too Much by Timothyoj(m): 7:46am On Nov 09, 2021
Not much...
Family / Re: My House Maid Has Become My Madam In My Own Home by Timothyoj(m): 8:11am On Nov 08, 2021
Madam, please channel all your fresh energy to build your own home, don't be selfish and don't let pride bring your family down.

You have to learn from this, everyone in life deserves to be happy irrespective of their status.
Calm down, draw her near, love her the more, then you have more good side of your husband.

To cap it all, please leave that home and allow the new couple to enjoy their life since you cannot stand it.

I see pride and selfishness.....!

MrPresent:
This is a true life story.

The lady in question is so confused on what to do.

Please advise her responsibly:

(Matured Minds Only)

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Good morning, I am married into a very wealthy home, my husband is the eldest child, they are four, 3 male and a female.

Last two years I got a nanny, she's 32 years, my husband is in charge of his father company, his father has houses everywhere around the world but he's leaving with us, because of loneliness, he lost his wife 12yrs ago and since then he refused to marry again, he's 65years old but still young, I have a supermarket, so my nanny cook and takes care of the home while I'm away, my nanny has been sleeping with my father in-law but I didn't know, March this year we found out she's pregnant and she said it was papa that was responsible, when I ask her how long she has been sleeping with him she said since last year.

I was shouting at her when my husband shut me up that I shouldn't talk to her like that, that she's not a child, my own house help! When my husband talk to his father about it, he said the girl, that is my nanny has been his companion that he wants to marry her, mogbe I said over my dead body, my own maid, instead of my husband to be on my side he said if marrying the girl will make his father Happy that he has his support, the house we are living is build by my father in-law, it's a duplex, Mummy as am writing you my husband and his brothers followed my father in-law to pay my nanny dowry, they came back yesterday.

I didn't go with the children because I can't Believe my father in-law stoop so low to marry my maid when there are other women out there, last night I was talking to my husband and he told me to stop referring her as my nanny that she's now Married to his father therefore I should be calling her "Aunty mi", and my kids who usually call her Aunty should start calling her "Mummy", and I asked him what will she be calling me, he said anything she likes.

I am just here crying, someone I brought into my home has now turned madam over me, what should I do, and I can't tell my husband to rent another apartment when he has a duplex, papa can't leave either because he want to be close to his son, how long can I take this, please I need advice. Thanks. Married for 10years.

What a Life!

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What Are Your Thoughts?

She would be in the comment section reading.
Family / Re: I’m Pregnant With Twins And The Father Doesn’t Want Them. by Timothyoj(m): 7:54pm On Nov 04, 2021
Homellyy:
I’m a single lady and I just found out that I’m pregnant with twins but the father doesn’t want them. I don’t know what to do.

The deed has been done. Now you need to sit down and think of how you will get something doing to take care of yourself and save for the kids.

Pls do not think of abortion. I pray God he with you throughout this journey
Travel / Re: Traveling Abroad: Your Guidance Needed by Timothyoj(m): 5:49pm On Nov 04, 2021
Safe trip bro, please do all your possible best not to come back again.

By His grace my children are leaving this country for good very soon.
Politics / Re: Kidnappers Of UNIABUJA Staff Demand N300million Ransom – Source by Timothyoj(m): 7:09pm On Nov 03, 2021
Ekez:
When you make an illiterate your fresident that is what you get.
I hope zombies are exempted from been kidnapped
When they come tell them that you support buhari grin grin grin

Wait ooo, I hear people saying there are still potent charms in this country and babalawos have them. Why didn't they kidnap any of the top four of this country (President, Vice President, Senate President and Speaker). They they no won get rich ni instead of doing evil.

This suffering is just too much
Health / Re: Please Help: I Get Stung By A Fire Ant On My Lips And The Swell Is Much? Pix by Timothyoj(m): 10:11pm On Oct 21, 2021
greymiles:
U don put mouth for matter wey no konsain u

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