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Food / Re: What Is The English Name Of This Thing? by tiwo31: 1:51pm On Apr 03, 2018 |
Why the hell should this have an English name? Na be English food? Learn to identify the food by its native name. 3 Likes |
Health / Beware, This Is Coming To Africa Next Year, Starting With Nigeria. ETISALAT by tiwo31: 6:52am On Dec 05, 2016 |
ETISALAT UNVEILS HUMAN INJECTABLE MICROCHIPS TO REPLACE CREDIT CARDS FOR PURCHASES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bTWFQSDmSY |
Celebrities / Re: Tunde Alabi Is Sick, His Leg May Be Amputated In Lagos Hospital (See Photos) by tiwo31: 7:15pm On Oct 03, 2016 |
No need for amputation. Diabetic Nerve Pain. Here is the cure:- https://darkovelcek./2016/10/02/diabetic-nerve-pain/ |
Family / Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by tiwo31: 7:13pm On Oct 09, 2015 |
Ilekokonit: Some very good tips here. I wish the ladies would take note, alas, I fear it is too late for most. FT@120Broadway |
Health / Re: SPOTTED: Airplane Seats Being Used For Visitors At A Lagos Hospital (photo) by tiwo31: 9:16pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Since all the rich fly to London anytime they sneeze, now the ordinary nigerian can at least pretend he/she is also en-route to London. |
Romance / Re: See The Reason Why Many Ladies Will Never Get Married Soon [PHOTOS] by tiwo31: 9:11pm On Aug 11, 2015 |
Isaiah 4:1 In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!" |
Politics / Re: Buhari Borrows 2.1 Billion Dollars From World Bank To Rebuild North East by tiwo31: 3:37pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
Keep on taking money from these people and then when then give you orders to implemement Gay Marriage, you start to huff and puff. Shame on you all. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: Police Rescue 14 From Abia Baby Factory (photo) by tiwo31: 3:34pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
Planned Parenthood and Nigeria - duck to water. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects US Gay Marriage. by tiwo31: 3:31pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
Important issues like this in civilised countries are settled by giving the people a referendum. For example, Scottish devolution, UK staying in the EU etc, etc. Shouldn't nigerians be given a voice by giving them a referendum on this all important issue? Unfortunately, the nigerian people themselves are in a weak position. During the election, they have received their bag of rice, pure water, bread and 1000 naira and are subsequently expected to keep mum for the next 4 years, when they will receive another bag of rice. Everybody as a price, but seems the nigerian can be bought so cheaply. |
Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects US Gay Marriage. by tiwo31: 3:23pm On Jul 22, 2015 |
Nigeria should tell Obama, Cameron and Pope Francis that Nigeria will accept gay marriage once Saudi Arabia, Iran, Egypt, North Korea have all accepted gay marriage. If they truely want to globalise this thing, then the African nations should be last. Unfortunately, the Africans are so weak and spend all their time taking aid, IMF loans etc from the western world, instead of developing their countries. They will do as they are instructed rather than lose all those lovely freebies. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria, Others Consider Single Currency, Passport by tiwo31: 3:38pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
CFCfan: Population of Morroco: 33 milion Population of Botswana: 2 million Population of South Africa: 53 million A continent of 54 countries and 1.4 billion people, we're saying 88 million from 3 countries are non-Greek. Meanwhile the others continue to rush used clothing including underwear from Europe and America, without a stable currency. It does not take a prophet to predict that the AU single currency and passport will not work like the European's setup. The hatred that Africans have for each other, inter-country and intra-country will guarantee failure. The only hope is that the Europeans/Americans or the Chinese run the show as none of the locals have proved that they are up to the task. The African leaders are just children that like toys. Steal money, buy houses, buy jeep, private jet, rolex, gold smartphone, gucci sunglasses etc. Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore, this is end time scenario. 1 Like |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria, Others Consider Single Currency, Passport by tiwo31: 3:18pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
CFCfan: What you talking about? The whole of Africa is filled with "Greeces". Besides South Africa, name the ones that have:- Guaranteed Electricity Supply Water Supply into the houses Central Sewage system Decent telecoms infrastructure Decent Health service Self-sufficient food supply to feed itself without importation Did I mention fuel (Diesel, Petrol, Kerosene etc) from its own refinery, i.e. no importation etc etc etc 4 Likes 1 Share |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria, Others Consider Single Currency, Passport by tiwo31: 2:04pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
The Zimbabwe dollar will be removed as legal tender after the currency’s use was abandoned in 2009 following a surge in inflation to 500 billion percent. For bank accounts containing up to 175 quadrillion Zimbabwe dollars they will be paid $5, the country’s central bank said. A program of seizing white-owned commercial farms for redsistribution to black subsistence farmers that began in 2000 slashed exports and triggered an almost 10-year recession. The economy is half the size it was in 2000, according to government statistics. The country now uses currencies including the U.S. dollar and the South African rand. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-11/zimbabwe-demonetizes-offers-us5-175-quadrillion-zim-dollars |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria, Others Consider Single Currency, Passport by tiwo31: 1:36pm On Jun 12, 2015 |
Hopefully, this will give us electricity, water supply, sewage system etc. Or maybe not. |
Politics / Re: Senate Makes 11 Years The Legal Age To Have Sex In Nigeria by tiwo31: 7:38pm On Jun 04, 2015 |
What a nation of slaves. How can they do this without any consultation with the people. This is nigeria's interpretation of democracy, where you have a silent populace. And no one is opposing this. Where is the outrage? Where are the mass protests? A nation of pedophiles. Disgraceful. 2 Likes |
Science/Technology / Re: Some Amazing Images Of Engineering. by tiwo31: 8:32pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
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Science/Technology / Re: Some Amazing Images Of Engineering. by tiwo31: 7:04pm On Jun 02, 2015 |
Sports / Re: FIFA Tells Nigerian Referees To Forget Officiating At World Cup by tiwo31: 4:52pm On May 30, 2015 |
But a nigerian referee would never take a bribe. Nigerians aren't really known for such behaviour. |
Politics / Re: Foreigners Mock Nigerians Over Fuel Crisis...see Their Comments! by tiwo31: 7:28pm On May 25, 2015 |
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Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects Rolls Royce In London-the Nation by tiwo31: 10:01am On May 24, 2015 |
Who is in charge? Cameron flies EasyJet to Portugal [/b]and Clegg is already in Spain as the great Westminster exodus continues David Cameron, wife Samantha and three children board 8am flight to Faro His deputy Nick Clegg is already in Spain with wife Miriam and three sons Downing Street insists the PM 'is always in charge' even when on holiday But Mr Clegg said William Hague and Theresa May are 'holding the fort' http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377871/David-Cameron-flies-EasyJet-Portugal-Clegg-Spain-Westminster-exodus-continues.html [b]Britain's political leaders fly Easyjet to their holidays The leaders of Britain's three main political parties have all used budget airlines to go on their summer holidays. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10203112/Britains-political-leaders-fly-Easyjet-to-their-holidays.html The economy class prince: William takes cheap seats for journey home from American wedding and is praised as 'humble/awesome' by fellow passenger Prince William took American Airlines flight from Memphis to Dallas He was returning from family friend Guy Pelly's wedding Sat by the window and ordered water during the short domestic flight The cost of the trip itself is being met privately by the prince http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2621361/Prince-William-flies-economy-class-journey-home-American-wedding.html Prince William, Kate Middleton & Prince Harry Fly Commercial After Royal Wedding — They're Just Like Us! http://hollywoodlife.com/2011/08/02/prince-william-kate-middleton-royal-wedding-flight-prince-harry/ Frugal life of Mr IKEA: Meet the flatpack billionaire who only flies economy http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/387763/Frugal-life-of-Mr-IKEA-Meet-the-flatpack-billionaire-who-only-flies-economy Facebook-made billionaire Dustin Moskovitz still flies economy http://thenextweb.com/insider/2011/09/21/facebook-made-billionaire-dustin-moskovitz-still-flies-economy/ The thrifty billionaire who flies economy While he has built up a level of wealth to rival the budgets of some small states, Mr Charles (Chuck) Feeney does not apparently belong to the school of "if you have it, flaunt it". Asked a few years ago to describe the publicity-shy American, one of his associates said: "He doesn't own a house. He doesn't own a car. He flies economy, and I think his watch cost about $15." http://www.irishtimes.com/news/the-thrifty-billionaire-who-flies-economy-1.1085881 |
Sports / Re: Ruby Igwe In An Open Letter Urge DANGOTE To Buy Man United Instead Of Arsenal by tiwo31: 7:21am On May 08, 2015 |
This country is very strange o. The number of sewage treatment plants in nigeria can be counted on one hand. Open defacation is in excess of 90%. The number of water reservoirs to deliver water to people's houses can be counted on 3 fingers. I will not mention power supply and other infrastructure issues. Somehow, with all these issues, a football club 4000km from the country is top of the priority list, smdh. |
Politics / Re: Outages force Reps To Shut Down Proceedings by tiwo31: 7:13am On May 08, 2015 |
All nigerian billionaires should club together and buy The Arsenal, Chelsea. Maybe just consider buying the Premier League. This will solve the power problem and other infrastructure problems in Nigeria. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Be Careful Who You Sleep With by tiwo31: 5:18pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
fellis: This is actually rock solid science and not pseudo science. One man, one woman. That's how it ought to be. When a pedigree bitch gets mounted by a mutt, she will never again produce a littler of pedigree pups. She will produce mutts. This has been taught in animal husbandry for years but not in human biology. Humans work just the same, kids. The semen your gal has taken never truly goes away. There are scientific studies confirming this. 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Be Careful Who You Sleep With by tiwo31: 4:00pm On Apr 25, 2015 |
Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with In this study they provide a description of male Mc in the female human brain and specific brain regions. The study was originally trying to determine if women who have been pregnant with a son might be more predisposed to certain neurological diseases since these certain diseases occur more frequently in males. "Collectively with data showing the presence of male DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid [32], our results indicate that fetal DNA and likely cells can cross the human blood-brain barrier (BBB) and reside in the brain. Changes in BBB permeability occur during pregnancy [33] and may therefore provide a unique opportunity for the establishment of Mc in the brain. Also unique to our study are the findings that male Mc in the human female brain is relatively frequent (positive in 63% of subjects) and distributed in multiple brain regions, and is potentially persistent across the human lifespan (the oldest female in whom male DNA was detected in the brain was 94 years)." Through the study they blindly and politically assume that all male Mc DNA found hosting in the female brain was from a male pregnancy. Funny how even our brightest scientists can live in denial. BUT, when they autopsied the brains of women who had never even been pregnant they STILL found male DNA prevalent in the female brain. They did their best to hide the evidence. They buried it in numerous sub studies but I sifted through it all and found the damning statement, the one they tried to avoid. The statement that every single article written about this extremely important study completely censored and left out. What are they so afraid of?? "CONCLUSIONS: Male microchimerism was not infrequent in women without sons. Besides known pregnancies, other possible sources of male microchimerism include unrecognized spontaneous abortion, vanished male twin, an older brother transferred by the maternal circulation, or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Male microchimerism was significantly more frequent and levels were higher in women with induced abortion than in women with other pregnancy histories. Further studies are needed to determine specific origins of male microchimerism in women." Its so convenient how they flat out ignore the MOST OBVIOUS source of microchimerism male DNA hosting inside the female body. And the periodicals just deleted it alltogether. The scum bags. This has very important ramifications for women. Especially promiscuous women who practice unprotected sexual intercourse. Every male you absorb spermatazoa from becomes a living part of you FOR LIFE. The women autopsied in this study were elderly. Some had carried the living male DNA for well over 50 years! This will certainly piss the feminists off. But it explains so much about women, life, and relationships. Sperm is alive. It is living cells. When it is injected into you it swims and attaches and burrows into your flesh. If its in your mouth it swims and climbs into your nasal passages, inner ear, and behind your eyes. Then digs in. It enters your blood stream and collects in your brain and spine. Like something out of a scifi movie. I love how the agenda has convinced young ladies to be promiscuous. They knowingly are sabotaging generations of young women. Of COURSE they are. The male DNA can also pass into and become part of a fetus from an entirely different male. So if your woman has a long track record, then your kids are likely carrying DNA from her past hookups. Is this why the ancient Sumerian Gods specifically said to not have premarital sex? Is this why they forbid homosexuality? We have only begun to understand the power and ramifications of this. http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2299543/pg1 |
Romance / Re: 'I Lost My Man Because I Slept With 43 Men' - Lady Confesses by tiwo31: 6:50am On Apr 24, 2015 |
lalasticlala: The reason why women cannot have there fun is this:- https://www.nairaland.com/2126014/why-should-test-drive-partner-before/2#30364612 |
Politics / Re: Buhari's Emergence As President-elect On The Front Page Of Foreign Newspapers by tiwo31: 7:20pm On Apr 01, 2015 |
Why are you all shouting so loud? You have nothing to shout about. A bunch of children, this is how they treat you. After 60 years of independence, you still cannot take care of yourselves. You have an election and you have to be supervised like children by 'observers', because you cannot be trusted to behave like grown ups. How many times do you go to observe elections in America or UK? There's an election in the UK soon, maybe nigerian observers will be needed. Are you actually sure nigeria as 'independence'? |
Properties / Re: FG Inaugurates 102 Housing Units In Suleja by tiwo31: 9:59am On Mar 16, 2015 |
When are we going to loose this bungalow, soak-away, well mentality? This is 2015 for goodness sake. Can you imagine how much land as been used for these 102 bungalows, and the length of time to construct them? How to build a skyscraper in NINETEEN DAYS: Time-lapse shows how Chinese firm builds 57-storey block at a rate of three floors a day The building has 800 apartments and enough office space for 4,000 people It was originally planned to be built up to a height of 220 storeys However, it was cut down because of concern it was too close to an airport Amazing time-lapse video shows the skyscraper rising up in seconds A developer in China has built an entire 57-storey building in just 19 days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqgMJOvMkU And as this time-lapse video shows, the Mini Sky City building was put up brick by brick at a rate of three full storeys a day in Changsha, the capital of Hunan Province in south-central China. The building has 800 apartments and enough office space for 4,000 people. It was originally planned to be built up to a height of 220 storeys, but it was cut down because of concern it was too close to a nearby airport. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2989769/Building-skyscraper-Lego-style-Chinese-firm-builds-57-storey-block-record-19-days-rate-three-floors-day.html Here is a 30 storey building completed in 15 days. We lack imagination in this country. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwvmru5JmXk Building 102 bungalows means:- Constructing 102 foundations Constructing 102 roofs 102 soak-aways 102 wells or bore holes 102 generators You can build 1 building with 200 appartments, 1 roof, 1 foundation, 1 sewage system. This can be done for 10% of the cost of the 102 bungalows and at 1% of the time. Think people. Think! |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are You Kidding Me? Loose Your Braids Or Loose You Job? [photo] by tiwo31: 1:21pm On Mar 14, 2015 |
Would they dare to tell a Sikh to loose the towel on his head, aka turban? |
Romance / Re: Reason Why You Should Have Only One Sexual Partner(picture) by tiwo31: 8:24am On Mar 10, 2015 |
Travel / Re: Nigeria Embassies: A Building Of Educated Zombies by tiwo31: 3:35pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
profGinger: Turn up at [b]ANY [/b]British Embassy abroad with your British Passport and see if they ask you if you have registered or they try to help you. Infact, the citizens of Britain asks for the most ridiculous things when they are broad. Why do they do this? Because they know it is their embassy, it is where they are supposed to feel safe. http://www.thelocal.dk/20150227/the-strange-consular-requests-of-brits-abroad http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15654414 I cannot even begin to think what kind of response a nigeria would receive from their embassy staff if they were to behave as ridiculous as these Brits. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Nigeria Embassies: A Building Of Educated Zombies by tiwo31: 3:12pm On Mar 05, 2015 |
The writer of the report is not very observant. Are these embassy staff not nigerians? Are these embassy staff not from the country named nigerians? If the answer to these 2 questions is yes, then you have to ask how do these nigerians behave when they are in the country called nigeria? Do they behave differently? If you want nigerian embassy staff to go to foreign lands and behave correctly towards their citizens, then you must begin to teach them these correct behaviours in the country called nigeria. It is in nigeria where nigerian diplomats are trained and not London, Washington, Paris etc. I hope this is clear to everyone. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Why You Shouldn't Marry Non-Virgins by tiwo31: 10:00am On Feb 25, 2015 |
FrancisTony: https://www.nairaland.com/2126014/why-should-test-drive-partner-before/2#30364612 |
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