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Food / Re: What Is The English Name Of This Thing? by tiwo31: 1:51pm On Apr 03, 2018
Why the hell should this have an English name? Na be English food? Learn to identify the food by its native name.

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Health / Beware, This Is Coming To Africa Next Year, Starting With Nigeria. ETISALAT by tiwo31: 6:52am On Dec 05, 2016
ETISALAT UNVEILS HUMAN INJECTABLE MICROCHIPS TO REPLACE CREDIT CARDS FOR PURCHASES


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bTWFQSDmSY
Celebrities / Re: Tunde Alabi Is Sick, His Leg May Be Amputated In Lagos Hospital (See Photos) by tiwo31: 7:15pm On Oct 03, 2016
No need for amputation. Diabetic Nerve Pain. Here is the cure:-

https://darkovelcek./2016/10/02/diabetic-nerve-pain/
Family / Re: Tips To Keeping A Good African Man by tiwo31: 7:13pm On Oct 09, 2015
Ilekokonit:
Tips To Keeping A Good African Man - © Ilekokonit - 4 Nov 2014

·     Recognise that not every westernised idea or norm is good for the longevity of an African relationship
·     Respect your man, respect his African values

·     Wishing you all the best as you search for that “Good” African man of which there are loads IF YOU KNOW HOW TO KEEP THEM INTERESTED FOR THE LONG HAUL


Some very good tips here. I wish the ladies would take note, alas, I fear it is too late for most.

FT@120Broadway
Health / Re: SPOTTED: Airplane Seats Being Used For Visitors At A Lagos Hospital (photo) by tiwo31: 9:16pm On Aug 11, 2015
Since all the rich fly to London anytime they sneeze, now the ordinary nigerian can at least pretend he/she is also en-route to London.
Romance / Re: See The Reason Why Many Ladies Will Never Get Married Soon [PHOTOS] by tiwo31: 9:11pm On Aug 11, 2015
Isaiah 4:1

In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"
Politics / Re: Buhari Borrows 2.1 Billion Dollars From World Bank To Rebuild North East by tiwo31: 3:37pm On Jul 22, 2015
Keep on taking money from these people and then when then give you orders to implemement Gay Marriage, you start to huff and puff.

Shame on you all.

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Crime / Re: Police Rescue 14 From Abia Baby Factory (photo) by tiwo31: 3:34pm On Jul 22, 2015
Planned Parenthood and Nigeria - duck to water.
Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects US Gay Marriage. by tiwo31: 3:31pm On Jul 22, 2015
Important issues like this in civilised countries are settled by giving the people a referendum. For example, Scottish devolution, UK staying in the EU etc, etc.

Shouldn't nigerians be given a voice by giving them a referendum on this all important issue?

Unfortunately, the nigerian people themselves are in a weak position. During the election, they have received their bag of rice, pure water, bread and 1000 naira and are subsequently expected to keep mum for the next 4 years, when they will receive another bag of rice. Everybody as a price, but seems the nigerian can be bought so cheaply.
Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects US Gay Marriage. by tiwo31: 3:23pm On Jul 22, 2015
Nigeria should tell Obama, Cameron and Pope Francis that Nigeria will accept gay marriage once Saudi Arabia, Iran, Egypt, North Korea have all accepted gay marriage. If they truely want to globalise this thing, then the African nations should be last.

Unfortunately, the Africans are so weak and spend all their time taking aid, IMF loans etc from the western world, instead of developing their countries. They will do as they are instructed rather than lose all those lovely freebies.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria, Others Consider Single Currency, Passport by tiwo31: 3:38pm On Jun 12, 2015
CFCfan:

The likes of Morocco and Botswana have those things. I believe Naija will rise again grin

Population of Morroco: 33 milion
Population of Botswana: 2 million
Population of South Africa: 53 million

A continent of 54 countries and 1.4 billion people, we're saying 88 million from 3 countries are non-Greek. Meanwhile the others continue to rush used clothing including underwear from Europe and America, without a stable currency.

It does not take a prophet to predict that the AU single currency and passport will not work like the European's setup. The hatred that Africans have for each other, inter-country and intra-country will guarantee failure. The only hope is that the Europeans/Americans or the Chinese run the show as none of the locals have proved that they are up to the task.

The African leaders are just children that like toys. Steal money, buy houses, buy jeep, private jet, rolex, gold smartphone, gucci sunglasses etc.

Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore, this is end time scenario.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria, Others Consider Single Currency, Passport by tiwo31: 3:18pm On Jun 12, 2015
CFCfan:
I'm not too keen on a single African currency. Instead let the sub-regional groups (West Africa, Central, East, Southern, and North Africa) produce their own single currencies which should be easily convertible.

That way, one or two "Greeces" in each sub region will be easier to handle, than a whole lot of them in a single African currency.

What you talking about? The whole of Africa is filled with "Greeces". Besides South Africa, name the ones that have:-

Guaranteed Electricity Supply
Water Supply into the houses
Central Sewage system
Decent telecoms infrastructure
Decent Health service
Self-sufficient food supply to feed itself without importation
Did I mention fuel (Diesel, Petrol, Kerosene etc) from its own refinery, i.e. no importation
etc
etc
etc

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria, Others Consider Single Currency, Passport by tiwo31: 2:04pm On Jun 12, 2015
The Zimbabwe dollar will be removed as legal tender after the currency’s use was abandoned in 2009 following a surge in inflation to 500 billion percent.

For bank accounts containing up to 175 quadrillion Zimbabwe dollars they will be paid $5, the country’s central bank said.

A program of seizing white-owned commercial farms for redsistribution to black subsistence farmers that began in 2000 slashed exports and triggered an almost 10-year recession. The economy is half the size it was in 2000, according to government statistics.

The country now uses currencies including the U.S. dollar and the South African rand.

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-11/zimbabwe-demonetizes-offers-us5-175-quadrillion-zim-dollars
Foreign Affairs / Re: Nigeria, Others Consider Single Currency, Passport by tiwo31: 1:36pm On Jun 12, 2015
Hopefully, this will give us electricity, water supply, sewage system etc.

Or maybe not.
Politics / Re: Senate Makes 11 Years The Legal Age To Have Sex In Nigeria by tiwo31: 7:38pm On Jun 04, 2015
What a nation of slaves. How can they do this without any consultation with the people. This is nigeria's interpretation of democracy, where you have a silent populace. And no one is opposing this.

Where is the outrage? Where are the mass protests?

A nation of pedophiles. Disgraceful.

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Science/Technology / Re: Some Amazing Images Of Engineering. by tiwo31: 8:32pm On Jun 02, 2015

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Science/Technology / Re: Some Amazing Images Of Engineering. by tiwo31: 7:04pm On Jun 02, 2015
Sports / Re: FIFA Tells Nigerian Referees To Forget Officiating At World Cup by tiwo31: 4:52pm On May 30, 2015
But a nigerian referee would never take a bribe. Nigerians aren't really known for such behaviour.
Politics / Re: Foreigners Mock Nigerians Over Fuel Crisis...see Their Comments! by tiwo31: 7:28pm On May 25, 2015
foli:



If the builders of Rome kept on saying the same thing, Rome will never be built. At, least Rome was eventually built in those days when there was no smartphone, telephone, technology etc. If it takes us the same length or more to build Nigeria in this day and age. Then,...I give a damn and I assure you no one gives a damn more than Nigerians.

Politics / Re: Buhari Rejects Rolls Royce In London-the Nation by tiwo31: 10:01am On May 24, 2015
Who is in charge? Cameron flies EasyJet to Portugal [/b]and Clegg is already in Spain as the great Westminster exodus continues

David Cameron, wife Samantha and three children board 8am flight to Faro
His deputy Nick Clegg is already in Spain with wife Miriam and three sons
Downing Street insists the PM 'is always in charge' even when on holiday
But Mr Clegg said William Hague and Theresa May are 'holding the fort'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2377871/David-Cameron-flies-EasyJet-Portugal-Clegg-Spain-Westminster-exodus-continues.html


[b]Britain's political leaders fly Easyjet to their holidays


The leaders of Britain's three main political parties have all used budget airlines to go on their summer holidays.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/10203112/Britains-political-leaders-fly-Easyjet-to-their-holidays.html


The economy class prince: William takes cheap seats for journey home from American wedding and is praised as 'humble/awesome' by fellow passenger

Prince William took American Airlines flight from Memphis to Dallas
He was returning from family friend Guy Pelly's wedding
Sat by the window and ordered water during the short domestic flight
The cost of the trip itself is being met privately by the prince

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2621361/Prince-William-flies-economy-class-journey-home-American-wedding.html


Prince William, Kate Middleton & Prince Harry Fly Commercial After Royal Wedding — They're Just Like Us!

http://hollywoodlife.com/2011/08/02/prince-william-kate-middleton-royal-wedding-flight-prince-harry/


Frugal life of Mr IKEA: Meet the flatpack billionaire who only flies economy

http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/387763/Frugal-life-of-Mr-IKEA-Meet-the-flatpack-billionaire-who-only-flies-economy


Facebook-made billionaire Dustin Moskovitz still flies economy

http://thenextweb.com/insider/2011/09/21/facebook-made-billionaire-dustin-moskovitz-still-flies-economy/


The thrifty billionaire who flies economy

While he has built up a level of wealth to rival the budgets of some small states, Mr Charles (Chuck) Feeney does not apparently belong to the school of "if you have it, flaunt it".

Asked a few years ago to describe the publicity-shy American, one of his associates said: "He doesn't own a house. He doesn't own a car. He flies economy, and I think his watch cost about $15."

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/the-thrifty-billionaire-who-flies-economy-1.1085881
Sports / Re: Ruby Igwe In An Open Letter Urge DANGOTE To Buy Man United Instead Of Arsenal by tiwo31: 7:21am On May 08, 2015
This country is very strange o.

The number of sewage treatment plants in nigeria can be counted on one hand. Open defacation is in excess of 90%. The number of water reservoirs to deliver water to people's houses can be counted on 3 fingers. I will not mention power supply and other infrastructure issues.

Somehow, with all these issues, a football club 4000km from the country is top of the priority list, smdh.
Politics / Re: Outages ‎force Reps To Shut Down Proceedings by tiwo31: 7:13am On May 08, 2015
All nigerian billionaires should club together and buy The Arsenal, Chelsea. Maybe just consider buying the Premier League. This will solve the power problem and other infrastructure problems in Nigeria.

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Health / Re: Be Careful Who You Sleep With by tiwo31: 5:18pm On Apr 25, 2015
fellis:
Another example of[b] religious pseudo science[/b].

The real source of male DNA in women's bodies is from their mothers who retained the DNA of the male children they bore or aborted before they gave birth to the girls.

Even the article OP posted said its only a possibility that sexual intercourse is the source of male DNA, it never said it was fact of that it was true. I tire for the illiterate children on Nairaland these days. How do you people even think? Is the cervix/vagina foam that absorbs whatever goes into it? If that's the case women would pass out or die from toxic shock and blood poisoning everytime they menstruate because bad, deoxygenated blood carrying dead cells from the uterus is passing through the vagina for four consecutive days.

Go school una no gree, use common sense you refuse. How will you be able to tell truth from lies?
And the thing was quickly put on front page even with the misleading title.
Some mods on Nairaland need deliverance.

This is actually rock solid science and not pseudo science.

One man, one woman. That's how it ought to be.

When a pedigree bitch gets mounted by a mutt, she will never again produce a littler of pedigree pups. She will produce mutts. This has been taught in animal husbandry for years but not in human biology. Humans work just the same, kids. The semen your gal has taken never truly goes away. There are scientific studies confirming this.

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Health / Re: Be Careful Who You Sleep With by tiwo31: 4:00pm On Apr 25, 2015
Women absorb and carry living DNA and cells from every male they have sexual intercouse with

In this study they provide a description of male Mc in the female human brain and specific brain regions. The study was originally trying to determine if women who have been pregnant with a son might be more predisposed to certain neurological diseases since these certain diseases occur more frequently in males.

"Collectively with data showing the presence of male DNA in the cerebrospinal fluid [32], our results indicate that fetal DNA and likely cells can cross the human blood-brain barrier (BBB) and reside in the brain. Changes in BBB permeability occur during pregnancy [33] and may therefore provide a unique opportunity for the establishment of Mc in the brain. Also unique to our study are the findings that male Mc in the human female brain is relatively frequent (positive in 63% of subjects) and distributed in multiple brain regions, and is potentially persistent across the human lifespan (the oldest female in whom male DNA was detected in the brain was 94 years)."

Through the study they blindly and politically assume that all male Mc DNA found hosting in the female brain was from a male pregnancy. Funny how even our brightest scientists can live in denial.

BUT, when they autopsied the brains of women who had never even been pregnant they STILL found male DNA prevalent in the female brain.

They did their best to hide the evidence. They buried it in numerous sub studies but I sifted through it all and found the damning statement, the one they tried to avoid. The statement that every single article written about this extremely important study completely censored and left out.

What are they so afraid of??

"CONCLUSIONS: Male microchimerism was not infrequent in women without sons. Besides known pregnancies, other possible sources of male microchimerism include unrecognized spontaneous abortion, vanished male twin, an older brother transferred by the maternal circulation, or SEXUAL INTERCOURSE. Male microchimerism was significantly more frequent and levels were higher in women with induced abortion than in women with other pregnancy histories. Further studies are needed to determine specific origins of male microchimerism in women."

Its so convenient how they flat out ignore the MOST OBVIOUS source of microchimerism male DNA hosting inside the female body. And the periodicals just deleted it alltogether. The scum bags.

This has very important ramifications for women. Especially promiscuous women who practice unprotected sexual intercourse. Every male you absorb spermatazoa from becomes a living part of you FOR LIFE. The women autopsied in this study were elderly. Some had carried the living male DNA for well over 50 years!

This will certainly piss the feminists off. But it explains so much about women, life, and relationships.

Sperm is alive. It is living cells. When it is injected into you it swims and attaches and burrows into your flesh. If its in your mouth it swims and climbs into your nasal passages, inner ear, and behind your eyes. Then digs in. It enters your blood stream and collects in your brain and spine. Like something out of a scifi movie.

I love how the agenda has convinced young ladies to be promiscuous. They knowingly are sabotaging generations of young women. Of COURSE they are.

The male DNA can also pass into and become part of a fetus from an entirely different male. So if your woman has a long track record, then your kids are likely carrying DNA from her past hookups.

Is this why the ancient Sumerian Gods specifically said to not have premarital sex? Is this why they forbid homosexuality?

We have only begun to understand the power and ramifications of this.

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message2299543/pg1
Romance / Re: 'I Lost My Man Because I Slept With 43 Men' - Lady Confesses by tiwo31: 6:50am On Apr 24, 2015
Politics / Re: Buhari's Emergence As President-elect On The Front Page Of Foreign Newspapers by tiwo31: 7:20pm On Apr 01, 2015
Why are you all shouting so loud? You have nothing to shout about. A bunch of children, this is how they treat you. After 60 years of independence, you still cannot take care of yourselves.

You have an election and you have to be supervised like children by 'observers', because you cannot be trusted to behave like grown ups. How many times do you go to observe elections in America or UK? There's an election in the UK soon, maybe nigerian observers will be needed.

Are you actually sure nigeria as 'independence'?
Properties / Re: FG Inaugurates 102 Housing Units In Suleja by tiwo31: 9:59am On Mar 16, 2015
When are we going to loose this bungalow, soak-away, well mentality? This is 2015 for goodness sake. Can you imagine how much land as been used for these 102 bungalows, and the length of time to construct them?

How to build a skyscraper in NINETEEN DAYS: Time-lapse shows how Chinese firm builds 57-storey block at a rate of three floors a day

The building has 800 apartments and enough office space for 4,000 people
It was originally planned to be built up to a height of 220 storeys
However, it was cut down because of concern it was too close to an airport
Amazing time-lapse video shows the skyscraper rising up in seconds



A developer in China has built an entire 57-storey building in just 19 days.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgqgMJOvMkU

And as this time-lapse video shows, the Mini Sky City building was put up brick by brick at a rate of three full storeys a day in Changsha, the capital of Hunan Province in south-central China.

The building has 800 apartments and enough office space for 4,000 people. It was originally planned to be built up to a height of 220 storeys, but it was cut down because of concern it was too close to a nearby airport.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2989769/Building-skyscraper-Lego-style-Chinese-firm-builds-57-storey-block-record-19-days-rate-three-floors-day.html


Here is a 30 storey building completed in 15 days. We lack imagination in this country.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwvmru5JmXk



Building 102 bungalows means:-

Constructing 102 foundations
Constructing 102 roofs
102 soak-aways
102 wells or bore holes
102 generators

You can build 1 building with 200 appartments, 1 roof, 1 foundation, 1 sewage system. This can be done for 10% of the cost of the 102 bungalows and at 1% of the time.

Think people. Think!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Are You Kidding Me? Loose Your Braids Or Loose You Job? [photo] by tiwo31: 1:21pm On Mar 14, 2015
Would they dare to tell a Sikh to loose the towel on his head, aka turban?
Romance / Re: Reason Why You Should Have Only One Sexual Partner(picture) by tiwo31: 8:24am On Mar 10, 2015
Travel / Re: Nigeria Embassies: A Building Of Educated Zombies by tiwo31: 3:35pm On Mar 05, 2015
profGinger:
I totally disagree with your post, Nigerian Missions abroad have underscored tremendous achievement in diverse areas ranging from consular service, heightened bilateral ties with host country among other things. However, many Nigerians have attested to the courteous and expedient assistance rendered to them By our embassies. I want to ask you if u re have register with our embassy?

Turn up at [b]ANY [/b]British Embassy abroad with your British Passport and see if they ask you if you have registered or they try to help you.

Infact, the citizens of Britain asks for the most ridiculous things when they are broad. Why do they do this? Because they know it is their embassy, it is where they are supposed to feel safe.

http://www.thelocal.dk/20150227/the-strange-consular-requests-of-brits-abroad

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-15654414

I cannot even begin to think what kind of response a nigeria would receive from their embassy staff if they were to behave as ridiculous as these Brits.

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Travel / Re: Nigeria Embassies: A Building Of Educated Zombies by tiwo31: 3:12pm On Mar 05, 2015
The writer of the report is not very observant. Are these embassy staff not nigerians? Are these embassy staff not from the country named nigerians? If the answer to these 2 questions is yes, then you have to ask how do these nigerians behave when they are in the country called nigeria? Do they behave differently?

If you want nigerian embassy staff to go to foreign lands and behave correctly towards their citizens, then you must begin to teach them these correct behaviours in the country called nigeria. It is in nigeria where nigerian diplomats are trained and not London, Washington, Paris etc.

I hope this is clear to everyone.

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Romance / Re: Why You Shouldn't Marry Non-Virgins by tiwo31: 10:00am On Feb 25, 2015
FrancisTony:
I was compelled to write this, with rate at which anti-virgin bashing threads are cropping out of every nook and crannies of Nairaland romance section.

Meanwhile, i'm not trying to judge anybody but with the rate they bash Virgins, Newton third law of motion which states that to every action there is always and opposite reaction, and it's high time they started tasting the cup of their own bitter medicine. We didn't tell them to be promiscuous....

People over-rate non-virgins when it comes to experience ish as if they were born that way, not forgetting they were once a virgin and it took them numerous number of sex to adapt and have experience.

Guys should don't marry a non-virgin because they are highly promiscous and insatiable on bed.
Non virgins believe sex is their birth right, and if you end up marrying them, their EX-boyfriends would release a hit wonder on how they hammered her first just like Femi Fani Kayode and Bianca Onoh Ojukwu(Mind you, i'm not saying it happened grin )
Considering the fact that they have tasted all kinds of dick, when you marry them they would cheat on you even if your dick is big since they have seen a bigger ones.... They will cheat if you can't pound like their Ex-lovers.

Well, there are some categories of non-virgins;
*Ones that were raped at young age and has never had sex afterward - This ones are mostly misandrist and you should run away from them because they hate men so much. Anyway, don't mistake feminism with misandry because they are two different things. undecided

*Ones that were raped at a young age and continued having sex - They are mostly sex maniacs with loose vagina and are insatiable--fear them because they breed all sorts of STDs.

*Ones that tasted once and stopped and Ones that tasted willingly and continued non-stop - The former is still okay and they're a bit synonymus to virgins, but the latter are no go area.

Omotola Jalade Ekeinde husband married her as a virgin and they live happily while many actress that chop dick at a young age are still single. lipsrsealed

***So, my brothers and sisters, virgins all the way and don't settle for less*** cheesy

https://www.nairaland.com/2126014/why-should-test-drive-partner-before/2#30364612

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