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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 12:30pm On Jun 20
Trevor012:

Shut up stop lying. He wasn't asked about Euros vs World cup. He has already conquered Euros so was just hyping the world cup. These are Xavi, Iniesta, Zidane and Desailly telling you directly that Euros is harder than the World cup.

This is Ronaldo directly telling you there's no competition as difficult as the World cup.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 11:50am On Jun 20
Trevor012:

He has conquered the Euros that's why he is hyping up the 2nd best thing. These are players directly telling you the Euros is harder the World cup.

Ronaldo has played in both the Euros and World Cup and here's what he has to say about the one that's more difficult.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 9:06am On Jun 20
Trevor012:

Go and ask your legend plus Zidane.

I want to ask Penelope your idol.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 12:37pm On Jun 19
Trevor012:
It's Common knowledge grin

Ronaldo's KO goals.

Euros - 3
World Cup - 0

Euros harder??

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 9:20am On Jun 14
WE'RE ALL TEAM SPAIN AT THE EUROS AREN'T WE?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 2:19pm On May 26
Lana1:
E pain am enter ballz grin grin

So him ballz don get problem?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 6:06pm On May 25
Chelsea vs Pamp Rojo

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 3:44pm On May 20
Taguchi:


grin

Every single soul on this thread knows that the bald fraud will win the league at least 2 more consecutive times

Every fvcking one of em ,especially airmark that is why he is clutching on to FFP unproven charges as a form of succour.

Pep will go down as the goat of coaches by a very wide margin.The Messi of Coaches, burst unto the scene in amazing fashion and has never gone down since.Standard so high that people are calling a 3rd place finish "failure"

by the time that niggga gets to Ancelloti's age eh .....

Meanwhile airmark dodging Ls like


Airmark don really try over the years.

How can one single man have so many Ls to his name like this?

Timeline of his excuses on Pep over the years

Pep joins Barca and turns them to the best team in history
Excuse : "nothing Special, he had Messi let him go to another club"

Pep joins Bayern and wins three leagues in a row breaking numerous records
Excuses :
"Why didn't he win the UCL? Fraud"
"Bundesliga is a one man race nothing special. He can't try it in the EPL"

Pep listened to them and joined EPL but ends third in his first season.

Excuse:
" Hahaha! Failure, Fraud, Useless coach, we said it. Couldn't hack the EPL , hahahahaha"

Man then decides to improve the team and went on to win 2 consecutive league titles in fashion and style breaking records upon records

Excuse : "he spent money", "he won't last long"

Post COVID, man went on to win another 2 consecutive EPL titles putting the "fluke back to back EPLs" saying to rest

New excuse : "When will he win the UCL?" "Can't win the UCL without Messi", "Messi gave him a career"

Man then decided to win the UCL and Treble plus another potential double

Excuse: "115 charges"


Let them keep creating excuses in their heads while Pep keeps winning the trophies

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 1:04pm On May 20
ArtetaπŸ”₯
Slot πŸ”₯
Emery πŸ”₯
PochetinoπŸ”₯
PostecoglouπŸ”₯
Ten HaagπŸ”₯

The battle for the 2nd place in next season's EPL in gonna be thrilling 🍿
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 1:04pm On May 20
airmark:


So, Haaland is no more a thing. Na ogogoro dey turn your head.


You Shaa don't want to be cooked.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 10:21am On May 20
Funny thing is Pep will still win the league next season πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 10:20am On May 20
airmark:


Haaland turned mid immediately I touched him at Salzburg.

It was obvious Haaland was gonna be great. Everybody knew that so count that one out!

Talk about Krychiowak, Wanyama and co

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 7:20pm On May 19
andrewbaba44:


Lmao

Just See as shekpites spend treble winning money on transfers only to celebrate qualifying for the conference league grin

😭😭😭

MFs were trying to copy City's Project Pep.πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 7:06pm On May 19
andrewbaba44:


It’s about money but with the right coach incharge

For the past 5 seasons ,Chelsea Man U arsenal have all spent more than city

We're saying the same thing. It's not just money and coach.

if it didn't dey, it didn't dey
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 6:16pm On May 19
Y'all can now see that it's not really about spending money. If you like spend 1bn every season for the next 50 years, if it didn't dey, it didn't dey.

This is why Pep is the Undisputed GOAT when it comes to coaching. What a man.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 6:15pm On May 19
raumdeuter:
Airmark shey na Decline Rice score Everton goal

Since you started hyping Kane he failed to break the Bundesliga goals record

Anything Airmark touches turns mid.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 6:34pm On Mar 03
Mrviktor:
Can someone tell Bruno to pick one position.
. He's trying running and popping up everywhere.

But he's leaving holes everywhere on the pitch.
Disrupting the midfield..


U will see him at 10
Before u know he don reach 7.
Before u blink he don reach 11
Before u know he dey 6
Before u know left back.

Nawah oh.

Bro thinks he's Messi.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 6:33pm On Mar 03
Jokerman:
We are ending Man city Era from this match

Let's go boys

Ode

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 9:57pm On Feb 28
Chelsea vs Inter Miami.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 7:12pm On Feb 25
I swear our Barcelona Femini will tear this useless Chelsea apart.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 10:09am On Dec 31, 2023
Trevor012:

Who gives a feck about the world cup when we have the hardest international trophy in our cabinet. Messi dogs and trying to insert themselves into every Ronaldo discussion is like 5 and 6 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Insane copiumπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 8:03am On Dec 31, 2023
Trevor012:
Olorogun also finished joint 2nd for most international goals scored in 2023.

Lukaku: 15goals in 10matches

Ronaldo: 10goals in 9 matches.

Mbappe: 10goals in 9 matches.


No lie deep down na world cup you want.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 8:02am On Dec 31, 2023
TLona1:
Erik Ten Slag this season:

-Bottled supercup to PSV losing 4-1 at their own stadium

-Bottled UCL to a shit Benfica

-Bottled cup final to PSV who played Leicester 3 days prior

-Possibly bottling the league to PSV despite referee robberies

United is signing mid once again.

Another One!



🚨 Manchester United had 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑... πŸ« β¬‡οΈ

β€£ Lost 13 Games by Christmas Since 1930 ❌

β€£ Lost 4 of 6 CL Group Games in The Competitions History ❌

β€£ Lost 14 of the Opening 28 Games of the season ❌

β€£ Finished with as few as 5 points in the CL group stages in The Competitions History ❌

β€£ Lost against Bournemouth at The Old Trafford in The Club's History ❌

β€£ Lost against Newcastle at The Old Trafford since 2013 ❌

β€£ Lost against Galatasaray for The First Time in The Club's History ❌

β€£ Lost at The Tottenham Hotspur Stadium ❌

β€£ Lost against West Ham, Brighton & Newcastle in BACK-TO-BACK League Games ❌

β€£ Lost against Nottingham for The First Time in The 21st Century ❌

Sir Erik Ten Hag Broke ALL These Historical Records This Season! 🀯🀯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

INDEED, AN ERA TO REMEMBER! πŸ˜‰



Lana1 just dey bark anyhow that year I exposed this fraud. Now he's seen the light.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 3:32pm On Dec 24, 2023
I thought any club that spends like man city will win titles and do well?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 7:21am On Nov 26, 2023
After beating Manchester City 4-4, Arsenal 2-2 and Liverpool 1-1, Chelsea finally remain in 10th position.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by TLona1: 4:29pm On Nov 14, 2023
Cole Palmer at Chelsea so far

4 goals
4 penalties

Following the legacyπŸ”₯πŸ’ͺ🏽

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 9:43am On Nov 09, 2023
I swear I would sacrifice my right eye just to watch Lana1's reactions last night.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 9:40am On Nov 09, 2023
Jokerman:
December fixtures.

God have mercy upon us

Ten Haag will be sacked in December.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 12:05am On Nov 09, 2023
TLona1:
Erik Ten Slag this season:

-Bottled supercup to PSV losing 4-1 at their own stadium

-Bottled UCL to a shit Benfica

-Bottled cup final to PSV who played Leicester 3 days prior

-Possibly bottling the league to PSV despite referee robberies

United is signing mid once again.

UPDATE!

Records broken so far this season -

- Manchester United had never lost a CL game they were leading by 2 goals, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost a game they were leading by 2+ goals since 2014, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 4+ in two CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 9 of the opening 17 games since 1974, until Erik Ten Hag

- No team had ever give away 4 penalties in their first 4 CL group games in the competitions history, until Erik Ten Hag

- No player as young as Roony Bardghji had scored against Manchester United in the CL, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until Erik Ten Hag

- Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Newcastle hadn't won a cup game against Manchester Uniteds since 1994, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost twice in a row to Newcastle since 1972, until Erik Ten Hag

- No post war Manchester United manager had conceded 20 goals to City and Liverpool in their first 6 games against them, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't lost 5 of the opening 10 league games in 36 years, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 3+ goals in back to back CL games, until Erik Ten Hag

- Galatasaray hadn't scored in or won an away goal in the CL since 2015, 3 in one game as soon as they meet Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United haven't had as few as 9 points from the opening 7 games since 1989, until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 4 goals in a CL group game in 28 years, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded 3+ goals in 3 consecutive games since 1978, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't lost the opening two away games since 1973-74, until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United hadn't conceded more than one goal in 4 consecutive league games since 1979, Until Erik Ten Hag.

- Manchester United had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Manchester United had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until Erik Ten Hag

- Brighton had never won twice in a row at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag


lana1, you see I was right.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by TLona1: 12:54pm On Nov 03, 2023
ChristoBam:

Lmao, I'm just seeing this.

Are you even joking rn?

How are Madrid signings different from ours? You're really saying this?

Madrid select the best among the bunch and leave us dueling for the rest. We wanted Bellingham, Tchoameni and Camavinga. That's literally their midfield. We wanted those 3 and we couldn't even get close.

Asking how Amrabat and co are different from Madrid signings.

Don't start saying funny things because it's all out on Ten Hag for you.

These same Camavinga and Tchouamemi will flop at ManYoo just like Pogba and co did.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by TLona1: 8:08am On Oct 31, 2023
If Haaland isn't the best player at City, I wonder why Ronaldo was the best player at Madrid especially during the 3-peat era.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "mΓ©s Que Un Club" by TLona1: 8:06am On Oct 31, 2023
I blame the media for pushing this Messi vs Ronaldo debate. Debate that never ever existed.

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