If you can't kneel down for me, I'll kukuma stay transparent. I'm not bending an inch for your parents too. I'll rather greet your fam/parent with an handshake. 50/50.

Now the kneeling culture is beyond submission or one wayoo style or whatever you guys propose it was.
It is a sign of respect for your in-laws in general, not your husband actually.

Keep arguing.com

HoodBillionaire:
wen he falls sick
and lands at hospital
no one wud pay his bills

He his not a broke nigga bros...

Oyerinde16:

its not possible, if it's that DJ guy I made enquiries n was reliably informed he was swapping with his friends to catch some sleep. if actually he even went 15 days without sleep he would have broken 2 or more records.

Bro your source(s) are jonzing on diet Go make inquiries from better links

Oyerinde16:

That's a lie bro, the longest a man can go without sleep is 10 days, and d highest ever recorded was 11 days n it took months of planning k Google it

Lol.. I just saw someone broke that record of your google sleeping plan. I swearru gawd bro.

Holla to the condemning head here.
Kindly look up his IG: @iamvenomag then you'll know this dude almost got broken at a point of this Guinness adventure. Go read more about what it takes to hit up a Guinness world Record Dj set. I had to fly down to Akure and see things for myself (you can say I'm jobless, at least i paid my damn flight bills). It's 11:42pm FRIDAY 17/08'18 and we are rocking it hard @O2base lounge & Bar, Akure just that I'm not putting on jersey . This guy never stopped mixing and he has done more than 315hours of non stop music. Officially the record has been broken, but he would stop on Sunday 19th August, 2018.
Aside mixing tapes to entertain music lovers, he also put up a project aimed towards donating 1million books to both primary and secondary school schools.
The idea was to help support underprivileged children in various rural communities with one million books, which would also help promote education.
Meanwhile, he has vowed not to stop until he achieves his other aim of donating one million books to Nigerian students. The book donations were done by individuals visiting the guy and I also made my own little book donation.
He his not jobless, it is what makes him happy.
Just appreciate the youngster for thinking positive beyond Guinness recognition, to donating books helping the educational sector...abeg show some likes for the guy.. I'm super proud of him #djvenumworldrecord #doingtheimpossible #GuinessWorldRecordSmasher

MAJORBANKZ:
what is FUTA?

That's my fuvkin alma mater bro...

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Chill abehg.. the number plate of the first vehicle that swerved off reads LAGOS - EPE **** . You are now showing one ENUGU- AKILIKA down below.. Did Akilika jam the same color vehicle or Have you turned to Tekno copy and pasting..

RIP from the bottom of my heart..

Aguata1stson:
to construct this in Nigeria will cost like 500b dollars

Nah man that's too fuvkin cheap... something darriz gold body and abacha's looting hand..
Gotta be 11tr,500b,965m,870k you can call the figures together at your own risk.

There is no preaching on earth that would make me walk on that bridge if it is in naija.. What if the GODS ARE TIRED OF THE BLAMES and the bros just close his hand outta vex ...

Biko abeg let us come together without FAKE LOVE by LIKE in ONE CORNER if yaff not hear the song too.. mfm prayers fall on our sub to download it

The result picture is fake abeg.. it says Ede Muslim Grammar School I (one)or(1)
Aregbeshola started the breakdown of schools to junior schools and senior schools. and he wrote waec at senior school, not school 1... School 1 is a junior school (basic 1-3((jss1-3)) APC just carry one student result and redesign template... The statement of result of the school from the 80's till date is actually with Red Lettering (official color of the school) .the school stamp used was faded (how will a long existing school have that kind of faded stamp) a school that stamps clearance for Corp members and forward documents to ministry of education. .. This propaganda wey APC wan chip in no work at all. Also the email used there nah host wey dem buy with better smtp to clone jsu mail... Try and send a mail to it, you'll see it's a relay. President Beehler (alumni president of jsu) confirmed that the man graduate from alumni records.

China all the way. If I'm changing my car, I'm getting myself a Jiangling Yusheng 330.

Oga just put your full name, picture, with your age and mothers maiden name at the gate of LAUTECH, TASUED, OOU, UNILAG, UNIPORT, UNIBEN etc.. I promise you a lucky fellow would buy Benz with that... Isslike you were born in Yankee abi.. I won't say more.
If American movie is not making you believe some messages passed through nollywood ritual movies are done in reality, ask a member of your family and stop disturbing us here abeg.
****Take a tour to 3-4 letter states in Nigeria..

The cars are owned by OG's that are either broke or cooling there feets in some prison anywhere in the world.
I could remember a friend who bought a 2012 Aston Martin virage same year of production.
When all Aston cars of 2012-14 Aston Martin DB9, Virage, V8 and V12 Vantage, Rapide were recalled, my guy just kept cruising around until the car engine went blank. And dude was broke then. Car rotted away like that. No Location or history of it again.
MY TAKE: Invest wisely on something positive and productive.

Gidilagoon:
Pls house, I don’t know if am being stupid or not man enough but I just have to share this with you guys just for an advice.. it might be long as I really want to express myself pls.

Her aunty said she wants to come and meet me this weekend but I told her I will get back to her. Do you think I should let her come?

Pls mature men in the house don’t abuse me, just advice your guy abeg.

Bro your shoes are too big to be worn (counsel yourself first)
You want a peaceful marriage?
Let the bird free and save yourself a
- divorce stress
- domestic violence
- physical and emotional breakdown
Add as much as you want to avoid bro.

If my suggestion would not be discarded, get a sure elder blood within your family to share his/her own views. Also let your closest pal know what's up (that's if sisi and bobo sef never dey run low-key alignment).
Just amazed with the speed at which the babes family are jumping upandan to make peace talk with you. Isslike they are looking/depending/hoping on to something from your end .
Omo iya mi JAPAAA!!! No go let her family use beg scope enter you, cun put you for jonzing after you marry finish.
That's when US uncle and Abuja elder brother would start inviting her for job interview at embassy every 2nd week of the month.

But next time, stop doing aproko into women's phone. Even if you don't trust her, just let her run her life. What would be would be. Young bloods sef dey get hypertensive from eavesdropping on a woman's phone conversation or spying on her phone/SM's etc.

If her aunt should come around, just tell her "you've got to pray about your next step, they should either give you time to seek God's face or they should just park their jonzing leg out of your house"

Bobo most of all God would teach you the best way to go about it.

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MY SETTLEMENT
is that not what bros just call aunty... Ego Oyinbo Settlement abi.. Anyone remember "Uche Odoputa" who played Livinus in Husbands of Lagos. This is his first cousin.


TruckPark dictionary states:
settlement is an agreement to end a disagreement or dispute or debt without going to a court of law, for example, by offering someone a daughter to marry and close the case.

geometricaxis:
419 man!

Hello 419man. Tell your Daddy I said Hello! #sheepleBrain

PalmchatApp:
Actress Moesha Buodong has been the target of some people because of what they term as her extravagant way of life and depending on men for survival.

The Beautiful screen-diva may have shut critics who are with the mentality that she does not befriend “broke” men.

According to the Instagram goddess, her first boyfriend was a broke man who cheated on her even though she was mad over heels for him.

“My first boyfriend was a man without cash and we were struggling together but he cheated on me severally and got my heart broken. After such experience, I vowed never to date a broke guy.” she told SVTV AFRICA

Watch her Video Here: http://aftrending.com/i-cant-date-a-man-who-doesnt-have-a-car-and-a-house-moesha-boduong/

Tell her to coman snap with my car too. Since she loves taking pictures with people's car. Oniiranu #Berger2Ajah remains Ur ministry �

celestialAgent:
Cheated in Russia, Attack is plateau, Clash in Ibadan, Tanker fire in Lagos.

Dear Lord, of what purpose exactly did you create Nigeria??

Like experiment and new world testing ground

Factfinder1:
Please nairaland moderators the whole nation is bleeding I don't think we need any of this senseless news at this moment

Factfinder1:
Please nairaland moderators the whole nation is bleeding I don't think we need any of this senseless news at this moment

Nigeria is bleeding fine, no arguments. Bubu just released numbers of people who died during PDP regime; less than 48hrs after everything turned to #BlackJune.

My sister;
Ecclesiastes 9:5 (ESV)
For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing, and they have no more reward, for the memory of them is forgotten.

Hebrews 12:1 ESV
Therefore, since we are surrounded by so great a cloud of witnesses, let us also lay aside every weight, and sin which clings so closely, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us

Ecclesiastes 9:10 ESV
Whatever your hand finds to do, do it with your might, for there is no work or thought or knowledge or wisdom in Sheol, to which you are going.

Luke 9:60 ESV
And Jesus said to him, “Leave the dead to bury their own dead. But as for you, go and proclaim the kingdom of God.”

No one is mocking the dead, the state of the nation don pass make we dey cry or mourn everyday. How long are we going to be wearing black bands? What do you think the country needs to get out of this senseless situation? Our silence or shout means nothing to those Ighalo heads in aso villa.
We can't kill ourselves because people are dying here and there.
God should just help us salvage the matter before Nigeria turns to Fish pond.

Don't blame the mod on naijas problem abeg.
God bless Nigeria
God bless Belgium

made4naijamusic:
That Berger to Ajah journey is child's play compared to this guy's travels. He has literally crossed seven mountains and seven seas for sex. Lol.

source : https://www.made4naija.com/2018/06/i-have-travelled-to-asaba-abuja-and-ekiti-for-sex-male-twitter-user/

Chydee still dey learn. He never waka for egg roll well.

ViaFast:
@APROKOGIRL

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Congratulations to her as the future Chancellor of the school. Guidance and counseling abiiii, she will now counsel uncle ayo to run for presidency. I dare aunty feyi or anyone to share a picture of her in class. Awon oniiraanu

Congratulations. Keep searching and Ye shall find. If the water never carry am pass river Niger.

Blackfire:
And if they loose their first match...

Who will they blame?

Very easy thing. They will blame the gods.