I know you were just joking,I think anyone should be able to notice that.

PapaNnamdi:


Na u disgrace urself bro,
If u no fit see the humour in his post

If you were just dating marriage is not involved it would have been a different ball game.This one that you are mentioning marriage at 23?
Guy the terrain in Nigeria is completely different from the one abroad,if what you have seen in foreign movies is the lure here.Life is extremely difficult in Nigeria unless you are wealthy or from a wealthy home and your parents are in support of it.If you are not wealthy my brother wake up oh! I draw my ear tell you wake up.That is why you see so many Nigerian men are still single some without girlfriend self even at 40,they are struggling to take care of themselves let alone put upon themselves the huge burden of taking care of a family.

I hope your girlfriend is not the type who wants to get married by all means and use the cloak of love to lure you into marriage.Then when things start get really hard inside that marriage she will throw away that love thing she was telling you is all that matters before marriage and finish you with her mouth daily for your inabilities and inadequacies the marriage.
I know you will probably think I am just bitter about marriage ,I am hitting you with the hard truth like a boxer's punch.

Enjoy your relationship and learn about the opposite sex and relationships generally,while at it getting married should be out of it for now.When you turn 30 and above you can start thinking about marriage,I know she can't wait that long that is the reality on ground.If you happen to get very rich or very comfortable before 30 then you can get married,but don't get married at 23 even when you become rich biko,you have a lot to still learn about life and life in Nigeria .Goodluck!

That is smallpox or chickenpox I contracted it in 2015,it wasn't caused by dirty water as the chemist said.It will soon start appearing on other parts of her body.
She should fire it with vitamin C 1,000mg then bath with very hot water often to kill it off the skin and reduce the itch .Viruses can't stand heat,the heat will prevent her skin from getting scars.It won't let the rashes last on the skin.I took vitamin c daily for more than a month.She should take a little vitamin A as well but be very careful about this one because if taken in excess it becomes bad.,she shouldn't take the Vitamin A low dose for not more than a week.The illness can really scar the skin, she needs her face for shakara.She is a female she should act fast.
Good luck!

mytty:
A SO CALL VIRUS THAT WAS DEVELOPED IN A LAB IN CHINA, FOR THE PURPOSE OF EXTERMINATING BILLIONS OF PEOPLE, BUT IT FAILED BECAUSE PPL PRAYED, NOW THEY WANT TO INTRODUCED THIS THEIR SATANIC VACCINE WITH CHIPS INSIDE THE VACCINE, PLS AND PLS IF YOU LOVE ETERNITY WITH GOD, DON'T TAKE IT, GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST, ALL THESE ARE SIGNS OF THE END OF AGE, DON'T BE TAKING UNAWARE, selah
5G is an improvement over 4G, it is 10x faster than 4G. 5G is not the 666 but 5G is part of the medium for introducing the 666. How ? Now read this. 

With a 5G phone! You don't need to move around with your Phone, You just keep it at home. 

But a MicroChip will be implanted under your skin! With that Micro Chip. you can answer your phone with your body and you can call someone with your body without using phone. 

The device can read your mind. They know your next action before you do it. 

With a 5G and the implant microchip you don't need an International Passport at the airport and you can do any bank transaction any where in the world. Meaning, you can use it to buy and sell. (Can you see the similarities in BUYING AND SELLING,  Rev 13 ) 

Suddenly a leader would rise up and say nobody should buy and sell until you have that microchip (666) clearly that is what the Bible warned us about over 2000 years ago. 

They know Christians will not accept the idea of microchip implant, that's why people like Bill Gate who is a confirmed FREEMASON is saying everybody should take vaccination. 

They want to secretly introduce the implant  through the vaccination and we Christians say NO!!! to their vaccination, because whether the microchip is the 666 or not God has warn us in Rev:13 thousands of years before this evil people were born not to put any microchip implant in our body.

They produce a disease called covid-19 and they are now providing a solution to the disease they call vaccination for the prevention of the virus.(Think about that).

We can't stop their plans, because God didn't say we (Christians) can stop them,  but we have to warn people, not to fall to their traps. 

They introduce CORONA VIRUS a man made disease since 2012. Over 50% of this evil people who created this CORONA VIRUS lived in America, but God brought in Donald Trump to retard their plans greatly that was why they had to move to China an ungodly nation to launch it. 

But God is above them, they are trying to go faster than God. The foolish people thought they are intelligent but unknown to them they can not destroy the Earth that they did not create. 

The CORONA VIRUS, 5G and the microchip is just a rehearsal by this devilish people , they can not force it on everybody until Christians are raptured from the earth for the  Lord's wedding feast between JESUS CHRIST GLORIFIED and His bride (Church) . 

CHRISTIANS please, do not panic by losing hope in life  & faith in God by saying is JESUS CHRIST ever coming again? Then you may say what is the hope in life.

Yes JESUS CHRIST is coming very soon but nobody knows when, but his coming is like a thief in the night.  Please go ahead with your normal activities.

Go to school, get married , aspire in life but be wiser. Watch and pray with the consciousness that JESUS may come the next minute. Stop living carelessly anymore. 

As we wait for his coming at anytime. Let's Preach the Gospel everywhere in the world and get as many people as possible to Jesus.

If you can share this write up, you might be saving precious life that will be counted for you as a soul winner.

REMAIN RAPTURE CONSCIOUS.

Stop all these nonsense, we all have been going for vaccinations since we were babies this is no different.You guys should stop deceiving and discouraging people. If you guys are so unwilling to take the vaccines ,why can't your prayers wipe out the disease then? This is how you guys made so much noise about HIV now only the science you guys speak against is making progress against it

Of course I will surely take the vaccine.I like the Moderna vaccine it's a bad ass vaccine.

WonderManly:

Honestly speaking! This thing is getting out of understanding.

Very funny, the whole world is in a mess right now.There is a new strain of covid-19 niw which spreads faster . Well the vaccines are out.We should all just follow the preventive guidelines for the now.

WonderManly:
Can someone just please tell me what is happening or going on in Kogi State. For over six months now. It's only Kogi State that still with just Five (5) cases and the Five (5) cases non of them die (d) nor heal (ed). And no more case (s). What are they using in Kogi State? Abi Kogi State no dey for Nigeria again ni? I don't just understand at all!... I'm confused honestly!

Kogi state has regected any interference of the federal government in the matter of the state's covid-19 situation .So even the federal government is in the dark over whats going on over there.Thesame position Cross River state took before.Cross River state eventually cried out for help from the federal government some weeks back.
So all actual figures are known to Kogi state Governor alone.Even the 5 mentioned there was a battle the governor claims covid-19 is not in the state.Well for me as someone with a scientific background that is very difficult to believe.Except the state is not on this planet or the whole citizens of that state are following strict preventive guidelines which is impossible or the whole citizens are immune to the virus.

JuIiusmalema:
DUMB and SENSELESS

You keep insulting and disrespecting everyeveryone all over nairaland.

Siwel25:

People like this guy I'm quoting are dangerous to the society. How can a normal human being say a virus that has killed many people in Nigeria doesn't exist? People like this are the reason the virus is spreading and won't stop until it infects him..I'm severely irritated by such people.

Look at his/her username ,he/her is probably a teacher as the username implies yet still very ignorant.
This how they will play this thing down and it will now spread seriously and become a heavy problem in this country.

I ask people if the the government is lying about the existence of covid-19 in Nigeria do you think all the doctors and medical scientists in this country will keep quiet about it? Are you now telling me they also receive the money from the covid-19 loot? So no doctor out of all the doctors in this country will speak out and say it's a lie that covid 19 is not in Nigeria?

People don't know anything about diseases yet they talk like experts and medical consultants on covid-19. When a virus infects someone it gives birth(called replication) to millions of new viruses.The new viruses find their way out of that individual and infect another individual.That is how they behave.Virus are incomplete they can't give birth to new viruses on their own they need a living cell to hijack to help them give birth.

So they must infect someone or an animal to stay in existence that is what every living thing does to stay in existence,give birth to new babies.Humans are not excluded from this act too although we give birth fully on our own.Viruses are not considered as living things though because it lacks some characteristics of living things. Our body is able to fight some virus infections on its own and sometimes with the help of drugs, afterwards then we live normally.The ones our body can't fight and win successfully becomes an issue like this covid 19.

People don't even know that this covid-19 virus even infect other animals apart from humans presently.

luvmijeje:


Thank you. They were all putting on a mask(Including us) but one removed it when communicating with one of my colleague who issued their tickets.

You have to see the way we are pouring clorox everywhere immediately they left. Hand sanitiser even suffer from our hands.

I just hope you guys weren't infected goodluck to you.
You guys should put a statement out there that people infected shouldn't come and endanger your lives there.

Only an ignorant person will think the people who wants to steal money in this government can lie that there is covid -19 in this country and all the doctors in this country will keep quiet and let them keep misleading us.
The doctors are even the ones to confirm to the president that yes it has landed the country last year not the president himself .What does Buhari know about virus infections?

luvmijeje:


God bless you. It's far higher. There's already community transmission. 3 guys who have Covid-19 came to my office looking for lab who who will give them a negative result simply because they want to travel out. They refuse to isolate. I'm just praying they have not given to me.

If people who knew they were positive didn't isolate imagine thousands of people who don't even know they have it. We are all in soup.

You can imagine that is how most Nigerians live their lives always looking for an illegal way to achieve their goals. Were they wearing a mask? If you suspect you are at risk of being infected just take the Chloroquine,vitamin c 1000mg , and the rest to prevent it before it happens.
Even though we africans seem to have some level of resistance to the disease if the government decides to let normal daily activities
go on without any restrictions this thing will still spread and kill a lot of people.

luvmijeje:
Seun, it's time to start being socially responsible. This is no longer a joking matter. We can no longer afford to have ignorant people commenting on page 1 to 3. People are dying largely because of their ignorance.

You are very right it's high time Seun starts deleting comments from ignorant people.This is how Trump treated Covid-19 with kid gloves now over 4300 americans died in a day, a few days a go .

They think you can joke or lie your way out of a deadly disease like this.How can one sit down and think for some government officials to steal a few billions they have to loose trillions of Naira by shutting down your economy for weeks.
Worse still even the educated one will join them to be shouting scamdemic.If this thing should spread, body wey dey catch dem go come down.
Pandemics are what you don't joke with.

As a matter of fact those figures are highly inaccurate because the number of infections and deaths are way more than that.How many Nigerians care to notify NCDC when they are infected or lose someone to covid-19?

enochogaga:
Mumy scammers every where, I gave the guy 20k after that the mumu block me on whatsapp, he refuse to pick my call

So that guy is also a scammer? Chai ! The internet is now a den of lions.
So sorry bro

Samakus:

More

I have confirmed another guy they just scammed again a Ghanaian guy.I saw his email and mailed him to confirm if the game he bought plays as stated.He replied after it failed saying they are scammers! Whereas the site posted the game played. They way the scammer guy organised that site is amazing anyone will believe him.He registers a lot user names from different countries. All of the user names will be praising him,chai! That guy is going to injure a lot of pockets I swear.That site has to be reported to the interpol.

Samakus:


I can't tell you what I don't know. That site owner scammed my friend $300. See screenshots.

Sorry for not replying on time.Thanks a lot.All this happened last year,2018 abi?
That money for pain me oh.Why are more victims not speaking out ? He is going to continue scamming people.The site is very convincing except for it is a .Where he alone can screen people's comments.If negative,that comment won't be allowed to appear.If you are geniune why not try facebook or instagram.I think say I don be billionaire if he was legit.

peachtree1:
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With this trick, your days of guessing and losing is over, and you will never, ever, ever, ever lose your betting tickets again

Sport betting companies are after me right now for revealing this trick, because myself and my students are about to run them into debt...

In a few minutes from now I will expose this life changing strategy to you, but before I do, let me tell you my own story and how I found out this strategy
Early last year, I lost all my life savings to sport bet, I literally lost thousands, even millions of naira to sport betting.

I became very miserable and tired of life

I would stake games that should easily win and surprisingly just one game would make me lose that ticket.

This made me lose so much money and I became very frustrated

Life became very hard for me, at one point, I even thought of committing suicide because I thought my village people were after me.

And that was not even the worst part

I met a friend at the sport betting centre, he told me to play one particluar game, he assured me that the game was a sure game, that I would make N250,000 if I stake N150,000 on it...

At first I was skeptical, but becaue I was so broke and really needed money, I decided to try it out..

I quickly rushed to the ATM and withdrew my last N150k. The N150k I had budgeted to pay my house rent

I took the risk and staked the game, it was a match between "Manu and Chelsea"

After the match, I realised my ticket had bursted again

I cried and cried... I almost died that night because at this point, I had no money in my account again and I was also in debt..

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I told him about my condition and how I had lost everything I had to Sport bet..

At first he laughed at me, and told me he would help me...

He opened up to me that, there is a trick he and his friends has been using to make thousands of pounds in the UK from sport bet.

And that he would only expose it to me, if I promised that I wouldnt tell anybody

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And In Less Than 1 Week Of Having This Trick, My Life Changed For The Better
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With this trick, I became a threat to sport betting companies..

At one point 1xbet even closed down my account because of the way I was winning all my stakes.


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I have heard about sport arbitrade betting na the software my eye they.Help some people na.Your fee is big

Samakus:


Your site is scam. Wins assured..com is a scam site. If you join, $300 is gone for good

Be opening new monikers I will keep on exposing you

Bros I beg are you very sure.I was already deciding to give it a try.You know who him do scam?The only thing why I suspected it is a scam is, he is the only one that can edit and allow coments na there my problem come dey.You won't be able to know the whole truth,no negative comment.Please explain more.Thanks

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Pls anyone who has the past quetsions should please please forward or send it to my e-mail.
Thanks a lot!

Pls anyone who has received the past quetsions should please please forward or send it to my e-mail.
Thanks a lot!

I agree with what Esulaalu said but if u have to find out if u are really pregnant there is a pregnancy test strip for that which most people don't know about I have been using this strip for my babes for years about 10yrs now.Well u will thank me for this after reading this. It helps u to know privately if u are pregnant or not without visiting a lab.This is what people pay 500 naira or 1k for in medical test labs,these labs also use this same test strip. Just go to any good pharmacy and ask for pregnancy test strip or HCG strip they will give u.Very very cheap not more than 50 naira for one. You can send ur boyfriend if u are shy.He should by them in bulk so that u will have enough to run future tests.Firstly collect a little of your early morning urine in a clean uncontaminated container(u use early morning urine because d hormone secreted during pregnancy is high in early morning urine,hence easy detection by the test strip). According to the instructions on it dip the edge of the strip, the side with d wavy marks in your first early morning urine(note: the urine shouldn't go beyond the wavy mark upwards). After dipping place d strip on a flat surface with the dipped side hanging out and wait for 5mins.U should read the result like this ; only one red line showing after waiting for 5mins means u are not pregnant(negative). Two red lines showing means u are pregnant(positive). Note: U can't see any line on the strip when looking at d strip when u take it freshly out of d packet before u start d test, u only see d red lines after dipping in the urine.Goodluck!


FOR A CORRECT OR VALID TEST PROCEDURE
For u to be sure u ran the test well these are things u should know and be sure of that the test is correct and valid.
There are two spaces for the red line to show.The upper space is called the control line (marked C on the diagram drawn on the strip packet).This one is important it must always show or appear whether positive or not. It appears to show u the test is going through the right path. If it doesn't show it means d test is wrong or invalid so u redo d test with another new strip. So it shows only this red upper control line (C) for negative test and two red lines, the control line (C) and test line (T) for positive test. The T line is called the test line(marked T on the diagram on d strip packet ) this line only appears below the control line only when u are pregnant meaning positive(that is it has detected the hormone secreted during pregnancy in ur urine).The hormone is detectable 24hrs after fertalization ie 24hr after pregnancy occurs.The Test line (T) doesn't show when u are not pregnant(negative). Then as mentioned earlier HCG stands for Human chorionic gonadotropin not sure if the spelling is fully correct but this is the name of the hormone secreted immediately a woman gets pregnant like 24hrs later.It is what the test strip look for in the urine because it finds its way to the urine and blood as well.That is why they also use blood sometimes for the test. Sorry for the long write up I like teaching people things intensively and comprehensively.Goodluck!

Thor I have been waiting for you to send me a mail.Check my posts u will know what I am talking about.Thanks