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Politics / Re: How Charly Boy "Mourned" The Death Of Doyin Okupe by tubolancer(m): 1:51pm On Mar 09
malele:


Charly boy won't live for Eva but his message is simple always stand for the truth.

Pa adebanjo died did u hear any such message from anybody ? Simply because he was an upright man
You are a mumu person, because Pa Adebanjo supported Obi he is a righteous man so others that do not support your Obi are unrighteous, you people are crazy and lost,you can never win any election again.
Food / Re: See 500 Naira Sweet Potatoes In Birnin Kebbi by tubolancer(m): 7:54pm On Mar 08
ManirBK:


Three months ago, you could purchase these at the rate of 1000, but now it's 500 in Birnin Kebbi's Kara Market."

God bless Nigeria

More cheaper in Lagos
Crime / Re: VIDEO: Cameroonian Food Vendor Arrested After Viral Video Shows Her Urinating In by tubolancer(m): 7:40pm On Mar 06
This woman committed genocide, she must have killed many people.

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Politics / Re: Atiku Deserves Credit For Economic Reforms Under Obasanjo, Says El-rufai ​ by tubolancer(m): 6:03pm On Feb 22
Economy reform that cannot add 500mw of electricity o Nigeria power even after eight years.

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Romance / Re: I Just Checked My Wife's Phone And Found This... by tubolancer(m): 5:48pm On Feb 20
ruggedtimi:
Never trust your wife or girlfriend until you check her phone not just whatsapp/facebook, but mails and other coded messengers and recycle bin, if possible google map grin tracker too grin grin angry.. All these once na if you no want get peace of mind. But if your wife comes out clean then she is good to go, if she is cheating and you couldnt see any evidence with all these. She be real Don jazzy for the game.
You are still a weakling with this statement
Romance / Re: I Just Checked My Wife's Phone And Found This... by tubolancer(m): 5:43pm On Feb 20
iLegendd:


https://x.com/IM_muaaz/status/1891366172009828788?t=R5NBhYGdCGaBPe-c_s8eIg&s=19

See, women, even men, are not loyal to a living thing — they're only loyal to pleasure and food and it doesn't matter if they hurt someone who trusts them to achieve it. As long as they feel they won't be caught, they'll do it.

Being caught is the only reason some faithful people are still faithful. As long as they 100% know the secret will NEVER leak, they'll do it if the outcome is excitingly erótic and pleasurable.

As a man, I love varieties and I'll tell it to your face. If you can't cope, leave. I only live once.

Women are the same, but they don't have the ball to tell their men they love varieties and if he can't cope, he should leave, hence she sneaks to sleep with multiple men even when she's married and her husband trusts her.


If Northern women that all us trust so much and swear they're saints can cheat or attempt to, what will Southern, Eastern and Western women do?
You better move on, don't let her cut your prick.
Health / Re: Man Slumps And Dies Close To A Funeral Home In Aba (Graphic) by tubolancer(m): 7:23pm On Feb 19
eepeepook:
Easy to say, hard to confirm. Many Nigerians suffer from diabetes. He was likely one of them. Slump to death cases are either diabetic comas or diabetes-related heart attacks. I don’t fight anymore because you don’t know who’s looking for a soft death at the hands of another. Some people hear that they have cancer then head out looking for a life-ending fight.
Diabetes coma and he drove a car, gently, gently they give lambarous, this your own pass lamba. Just like that diabetic coma, Kai!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Trump Blames Ukraine Over War With Russia, Saying It Could Have Made A Deal by tubolancer(m): 8:30am On Feb 19
Great100000:


Source: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/feb/19/trump-ukraine-war-russia-could-have-made-a-deal
I love the British, they will stand up against any tyrant, Trump has turned the United States into a weakling, most concession to this man means weakness. Putin using Adolf Hitler template, after winning in Ukraine, he will move to another country, this is the grand plan.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Admin Assistant Needed Urgently by tubolancer(m): 9:42am On Feb 18
Good morning to those that are applying for this position, I want us to get this:
1. It is an admin assistant job
2. It is first come, first serve
3. It is not a marketing job
4. It is basically office work
5. Qualifications is Ond/Nce/Hnd/ B.sc
6. Only one position , must be a male
You can bring your CV personally to 61 Idimu Road Beside Primal Tek Plaza Mokola B/stop Egbeda Lagos. Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / An Admin Assistant Needed Urgently by tubolancer(m): 7:00pm On Feb 17
An admin assistant a male is needed in our organization urgently. Must be ND/ NCE/ B.sc. Our office is at Egbeda. Send your CV to bobisco22@gmail.com.
Politics / Re: USAID Was Sponsoring Boko Haram, ISIS Under Obama And Biden- Sen. Scott Perry by tubolancer(m): 11:40am On Feb 15
This is just pure evil,many life has been lost, family devastated and joy destroyed forever. It is time for Nigeria, the chibok people and the Bornu people to sue the United States for the evil that they have perpetrated against them.
Crime / Re: Girl Badly Beaten, Burnt And Starved By Her Guardian Is Rescued In Lagos(photos) by tubolancer(m): 4:16am On Feb 15
Creamypie:
Why is it that women are wicked to kids not birthed by them ?
Not women point of correction, Igbo women!

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Politics / Re: Zamfara: Military Neutralizes Arms Supplier, Foils Weapons Delivery (Photo) by tubolancer(m): 7:36pm On Feb 11
Crime / Re: Uber Driver Killed, Body Dumped On Lagos Road by tubolancer(m): 5:41am On Feb 11
A Corolla car of one of our deaconess was stolen in front of our church this week at command. Car theft is now the new business.

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Agriculture / Re: Man Laments As Herdsmen Destroy 20 Acres Of His Cassava Farm In Ogun State by tubolancer(m): 2:38pm On Feb 09
powerkey:
The Yorubads will still come and blame Igbos for this.


Cowards
Nobody has time for Igbo people. Someone is talking about his farm, you are bringing in Igbo people. Don't you have sense.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Should Stop Attacking Tinubu Says Presidential Aide, Khadijat Omotayo by tubolancer(m): 7:53am On Feb 09
adenigga:



Source: https://vanguardngr.com/I-dont-expect-Nigerians-to-keep-attacking-Tinubu-says-presidential-aide
He is not doing enough, his government will be the worst in the history of Nigeria if care is not taken,what is the reason for a reform when another government especially from the North will come and scatter it. Tell your principal nothing is working in this country and his government has double the suffering of Nigerian in Geometric progression. He has two years left to dismantle and correct his ill conceive idea called reform, we don't need it, we don't want it, rather he should return the country back to the way he met it.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Office Assistant by tubolancer(m): 1:31pm On Jan 27
We need an office assistant in our office at Egbeda. Candidates must live around Egbeda and it environment. It urgent, salary is N50,000 full time. It is first to serve. You can come around or send email to bobisco22@gmail.com , remember you must live within Egbeda axis. Thanks.
Crime / Re: Anambra Government Demolishes Kidnappers’ Den Disguised As Hotel (Video) by tubolancer(m): 12:03pm On Jan 26
Danisaint112:


Exaggeration at it's highest. You will say you wished. Meanwhile Boko Boys just Kpai 20 Nigerian soldiers and a commando 2 days ago.

We didn't see you and your likes anywhere calling for the total wipe out of the community like you all did in Okuoma and always do in situations related to the South-East. Double standards.



You are just pained because your people don't hustle as much as Igbos and you wished they did.

Don't give me that bullshit of "rejection" because of lack of money in Igbo land. It's a natural thing in the whole world if you don't have money you are not seen important.

Even in your village, people who have money are seen more important than you. There is a reason we have VIP. And it wasn't invented by Igbos. Make una dey try accept reality. grin




You call the region a region of blood money but we know the region that make the news all the time for harvesting human skulls and parts. People that do it effortlessly and without regrets like it's embedded in their DNA.

Talk about double standards and tribalism you lovers of "ONE CORRUPT FULANI CONTOLLED NIGERIA" have it in full.

I don't support crime. Crime is everywhere but making it look fixated on a certain region because of your hate for them and money oppression you get from their young boys is sheer stupidity.
Please don't defend anything evil whether it is western, eastern or northern, please just condemn this and move on. Thanks

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Crime / Re: Man Beheads, Buries Father’s Head In Abia by tubolancer(m): 10:50pm On Jan 23
I pamper my dad a lot,left work around 6 PM, got to his house around 8 pm, stayed there and enjoy the moment with him, even though my wife and my children were calling me. I made sure I jist with my dad for more than one hour and I am happy.
Crime / Re: So-Safe Corps Apprehends Ex-Convict With Human Skull In Ogun by tubolancer(m): 12:43am On Jan 22
maasoap:
Why do many Yorubas believe too much in this nonsense money ritual using human parts? Una just dey waste innocent lives up and down.
Be careful, which many Yoruba, I am from Ondo state, we don't believe in this nonsense. I am from Ondo town, our ritual money is cocoa farm. My dad is 80 years old but I know how much his cocoa farm fetched him this January. If you see any Ondo town, Idanre or other Ondo town and cities including Ekiti doing this nonsense, he or she must be a foreigner living among us.
Travel / Re: First Rain Of The Year: Did It Rain In Your Area Today? by tubolancer(m): 11:12am On Jan 20
Here in Ukraine, it is raining hot and brimstone.
Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent: Office Assistant/ Admin Officer by tubolancer(m): 10:06am On Jan 17
We are urgently recruiting for an Office Assistant/ Admin officer at our company at Egbeda, the deadline is today. If you live around Egbeda and it environment you can quickly apply. You can come in today, it is first come, first serve. Basically office work, work start from 8am - 5pm. Our office is at 61 Idimu Road Beside Primal Tek Plaza Egbeda Lagos. It is a full time jobs. Ask for Mr. Adetula. Today please.
Family / Re: Man Caught His Wife In Bed With Another Man (Photo) by tubolancer(m): 8:53pm On Jan 12
Tim1212:


https://degoldenblog.com.ng/man-caught-his-wife-in-bed-with-another-man/
You went to another man house to sleep with his wife on their matrimonial bird, man you are not fit to live

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Romance / Re: My Woman Is Cheating On Me by tubolancer(m): 7:49pm On Jan 09
Botreat:
My woman is cheating, but i want to mess with her brains before I trash her.

Found out about it from her WhatsApp chats. she's been with me for over 15months barely contributing anything in the house. I met her at a low point in her life and she has told me on several occasions how she was suicidal before we met.

I had never been a fan of checking my partner's phone, but something lead me into checking her chats and for a moment i doubted if it was my girl's chats I was reading. How she's gone on dates with multiple men, how they've been having sex with one of her cell members from church, how she's had girls sending her pictures of their nudes, how she has sent her nudes to men on several occasions.

She's had infections i had to spend so much treating thinking she got it from the toilet because she always complains she doesn't like seating on the toilet seat.

I was really shaken by these discoveries, but I feel better now after discussing it with my guy. Now it's game time and I would so mess with her brain that she would be scared of cheating in future.

The only reason I haven't sent her packing is because I fell into some kind of financial troubles and she had to lend me some funds to support my business and I currently cant pay back everything.
I know she's scared of losing this relationship because that would mean she becomes homeless and would have to start fending for herself completely, also from her chats with the guy she is currently having sex with, I can tell he doesn't care about her. He's here just for the sex and isn't ready for any commitment.

Yesterday I told her I've been having this recurring dream about our relationship, but cant recall the details. This morning I just sent her a message about a dream vaguely describing the guy she's having an affair with. Telling her about how a shadow came and was puling her away from me. she took it with so much shock and immediately she got stomach upset and started throwing up. After cleaning up she came back telling me dreams are just figments of imagination bla bla bla, that she's not going anywhere, telling me how I have impacted her life since we met.

Next time I am going to tell her the shadow came with a face, but I cant recall where I know the face, but I am very sure if I see the face anywhere I would remember it.

When I am done messing with her, I'll call my guy to come around and we disgrace her and send her out of the house. I want her scared of cheating in her future relationships.
Little children
Autos / Re: Audi 80 ..2m... Registered & Neatly Occasionally Used by tubolancer(m): 4:33pm On Jan 04
Osiris12:
Abgero car dealer

I’m sure the op is a Yoruba man
You have brought tribalism into this cool place again.

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Family / Re: How I Will Sexually Satisfy My Three New Wives – Delta Singer, Arube Otor by tubolancer(m): 3:20pm On Jan 04
This man didn't try, they looked the same, why can't you do it like this, na my thought though. Woman with:

1. Big breast
2. Big yanch

Who can help me with the third most common thing. You .....
Politics / Re: This Is The Most Touching Picture Of Peter Obi I Nearly Cried (pix) by tubolancer(m): 11:10am On Jan 04
Skooltynz:
Imagine an elite billionaire humbling himself to the level of the lowest in the society, this man has proven beyond doubt that he loves his country and willing to serve the common man, may God grant his heart desire true power comes from above God bless the true patriots of Nigeria
When did Peter begins this, before or after the presidential election, I want to check something.

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Travel / Re: Phase 2 Of Lagos Blue Line Construction Is Progressing (pics) by tubolancer(m): 7:28pm On Jan 03
rinzaugustine:
Project FG took out billions of dollars from Chinese from, apart from the fact that they grossly and corruptly inflated the construction cost, the bigger issue remains that the zones SS and SE whose resources were collaterals for the loans were excluded from the infrastructural projects and a person with common sense expects a nation to thrive on such lopsided inequity and Injustice? No Nigeria will never thrive but continue falling into the bottomless pit daily with only the marginalized zones progressing
Most foolish write up in decades, so the the SS and SE government are dumb ass or I don't understand. Keep blaming the states that are building infrastructure for their people, refusing to blame your failed governors.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians, Let's Pray For Former President Ibrahim Babangida IBB (photo) by tubolancer(m): 8:24am On Jan 03
SalamRushdie:


We work with facts not emotions
Can you please tell us how much he made during those time and the gulf war.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Ibrahim Babangida (photos) by tubolancer(m): 7:51am On Jan 03
PrincessofDSS:
The people’s general, who was once nicknamed the evil genius!! See how time flies.

Old age is the beginning of wisdom and goodwill.


Who will ever blive the Badamusi Babangida will be on a wheelchair looking more or less like a vegetable after all his Maradona doings as a military head of state….

God you’re great indeed.. no champion Forever
That man destroyed Nigeria, why the visit? This is crazy.

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Politics / Re: Fr Tobias: How Many Lives Must Be Wasted Before WeRise Against Insecurity? – Obi by tubolancer(m): 2:10pm On Dec 28, 2024
edungene7:
Tinubu is a disaster he swore to protect lives and properties has is primary function today lives and properties are been destroyed at will but the frog eye cocoaine sniffing vagabond is shouting that he is satisfied with the performance of the military.A vegetable who has no value for human lives. No true Igbo man will ever kill a priest because he knows the consequence to follow Tinubu and is gang of desperados should continue he will never go unpunished.
You have started, no Igbo man can ever killed a priest, very soon those monsters killer would be caught and please don't swallow your tongue if you discover who they are, very soon

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Education / Re: Is Nigeria Certificate Useful Outside The Country? by tubolancer(m): 1:16pm On Dec 27, 2024
arthurwillia:


Lol just typing rubbish with calmness han han feeding people with lies.

I am a physiotherapist, I got a job in UK directly from Nigeria in 2022 and I moved there and I work with NHS, I only applied for a license to work as a physiotherapist in UK. That is all I did.

I have met so many doctors that studied in Nigeria, working as doctors here, they didn’t have to go to any more school, they just wrote the licensing exams to practice which is standard.

I have countless number of nurses who got job directly from Nigeria.

Stop spreading misinformation
This thing, thank you for refuting the lie of this guy o, my brother is using his certificate in Kuwait to work.

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