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Jobs/Vacancies / Office Assistant by tubolancer(m): 1:31pm On Jan 27
We need an office assistant in our office at Egbeda. Candidates must live around Egbeda and it environment. It urgent, salary is N50,000 full time. It is first to serve. You can come around or send email to bobisco22@gmail.com , remember you must live within Egbeda axis. Thanks.
Crime / Re: Anambra Government Demolishes Kidnappers’ Den Disguised As Hotel (Video) by tubolancer(m): 12:03pm On Jan 26
Danisaint112:


Exaggeration at it's highest. You will say you wished. Meanwhile Boko Boys just Kpai 20 Nigerian soldiers and a commando 2 days ago.

We didn't see you and your likes anywhere calling for the total wipe out of the community like you all did in Okuoma and always do in situations related to the South-East. Double standards.



You are just pained because your people don't hustle as much as Igbos and you wished they did.

Don't give me that bullshit of "rejection" because of lack of money in Igbo land. It's a natural thing in the whole world if you don't have money you are not seen important.

Even in your village, people who have money are seen more important than you. There is a reason we have VIP. And it wasn't invented by Igbos. Make una dey try accept reality. grin




You call the region a region of blood money but we know the region that make the news all the time for harvesting human skulls and parts. People that do it effortlessly and without regrets like it's embedded in their DNA.

Talk about double standards and tribalism you lovers of "ONE CORRUPT FULANI CONTOLLED NIGERIA" have it in full.

I don't support crime. Crime is everywhere but making it look fixated on a certain region because of your hate for them and money oppression you get from their young boys is sheer stupidity.
Please don't defend anything evil whether it is western, eastern or northern, please just condemn this and move on. Thanks

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Crime / Re: Man Beheads, Buries Father’s Head In Abia by tubolancer(m): 10:50pm On Jan 23
I pamper my dad a lot,left work around 6 PM, got to his house around 8 pm, stayed there and enjoy the moment with him, even though my wife and my children were calling me. I made sure I jist with my dad for more than one hour and I am happy.
Crime / Re: So-Safe Corps Apprehends Ex-Convict With Human Skull In Ogun by tubolancer(m): 12:43am On Jan 22
maasoap:
Why do many Yorubas believe too much in this nonsense money ritual using human parts? Una just dey waste innocent lives up and down.
Be careful, which many Yoruba, I am from Ondo state, we don't believe in this nonsense. I am from Ondo town, our ritual money is cocoa farm. My dad is 80 years old but I know how much his cocoa farm fetched him this January. If you see any Ondo town, Idanre or other Ondo town and cities including Ekiti doing this nonsense, he or she must be a foreigner living among us.
Travel / Re: First Rain Of The Year: Did It Rain In Your Area Today? by tubolancer(m): 11:12am On Jan 20
Here in Ukraine, it is raining hot and brimstone.
Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent: Office Assistant/ Admin Officer by tubolancer(m): 10:06am On Jan 17
We are urgently recruiting for an Office Assistant/ Admin officer at our company at Egbeda, the deadline is today. If you live around Egbeda and it environment you can quickly apply. You can come in today, it is first come, first serve. Basically office work, work start from 8am - 5pm. Our office is at 61 Idimu Road Beside Primal Tek Plaza Egbeda Lagos. It is a full time jobs. Ask for Mr. Adetula. Today please.
Family / Re: Man Caught His Wife In Bed With Another Man (Photo) by tubolancer(m): 8:53pm On Jan 12
Tim1212:


https://degoldenblog.com.ng/man-caught-his-wife-in-bed-with-another-man/
You went to another man house to sleep with his wife on their matrimonial bird, man you are not fit to live

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Romance / Re: My Woman Is Cheating On Me by tubolancer(m): 7:49pm On Jan 09
Botreat:
My woman is cheating, but i want to mess with her brains before I trash her.

Found out about it from her WhatsApp chats. she's been with me for over 15months barely contributing anything in the house. I met her at a low point in her life and she has told me on several occasions how she was suicidal before we met.

I had never been a fan of checking my partner's phone, but something lead me into checking her chats and for a moment i doubted if it was my girl's chats I was reading. How she's gone on dates with multiple men, how they've been having sex with one of her cell members from church, how she's had girls sending her pictures of their nudes, how she has sent her nudes to men on several occasions.

She's had infections i had to spend so much treating thinking she got it from the toilet because she always complains she doesn't like seating on the toilet seat.

I was really shaken by these discoveries, but I feel better now after discussing it with my guy. Now it's game time and I would so mess with her brain that she would be scared of cheating in future.

The only reason I haven't sent her packing is because I fell into some kind of financial troubles and she had to lend me some funds to support my business and I currently cant pay back everything.
I know she's scared of losing this relationship because that would mean she becomes homeless and would have to start fending for herself completely, also from her chats with the guy she is currently having sex with, I can tell he doesn't care about her. He's here just for the sex and isn't ready for any commitment.

Yesterday I told her I've been having this recurring dream about our relationship, but cant recall the details. This morning I just sent her a message about a dream vaguely describing the guy she's having an affair with. Telling her about how a shadow came and was puling her away from me. she took it with so much shock and immediately she got stomach upset and started throwing up. After cleaning up she came back telling me dreams are just figments of imagination bla bla bla, that she's not going anywhere, telling me how I have impacted her life since we met.

Next time I am going to tell her the shadow came with a face, but I cant recall where I know the face, but I am very sure if I see the face anywhere I would remember it.

When I am done messing with her, I'll call my guy to come around and we disgrace her and send her out of the house. I want her scared of cheating in her future relationships.
Little children
Autos / Re: Audi 80 ..2m... Registered & Neatly Occasionally Used by tubolancer(m): 4:33pm On Jan 04
Osiris12:
Abgero car dealer

I’m sure the op is a Yoruba man
You have brought tribalism into this cool place again.

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Family / Re: How I Will Sexually Satisfy My Three New Wives – Delta Singer, Arube Otor by tubolancer(m): 3:20pm On Jan 04
This man didn't try, they looked the same, why can't you do it like this, na my thought though. Woman with:

1. Big breast
2. Big yanch

Who can help me with the third most common thing. You .....
Politics / Re: This Is The Most Touching Picture Of Peter Obi I Nearly Cried (pix) by tubolancer(m): 11:10am On Jan 04
Skooltynz:
Imagine an elite billionaire humbling himself to the level of the lowest in the society, this man has proven beyond doubt that he loves his country and willing to serve the common man, may God grant his heart desire true power comes from above God bless the true patriots of Nigeria
When did Peter begins this, before or after the presidential election, I want to check something.

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Travel / Re: Phase 2 Of Lagos Blue Line Construction Is Progressing (pics) by tubolancer(m): 7:28pm On Jan 03
rinzaugustine:
Project FG took out billions of dollars from Chinese from, apart from the fact that they grossly and corruptly inflated the construction cost, the bigger issue remains that the zones SS and SE whose resources were collaterals for the loans were excluded from the infrastructural projects and a person with common sense expects a nation to thrive on such lopsided inequity and Injustice? No Nigeria will never thrive but continue falling into the bottomless pit daily with only the marginalized zones progressing
Most foolish write up in decades, so the the SS and SE government are dumb ass or I don't understand. Keep blaming the states that are building infrastructure for their people, refusing to blame your failed governors.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians, Let's Pray For Former President Ibrahim Babangida IBB (photo) by tubolancer(m): 8:24am On Jan 03
SalamRushdie:


We work with facts not emotions
Can you please tell us how much he made during those time and the gulf war.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Ibrahim Babangida (photos) by tubolancer(m): 7:51am On Jan 03
PrincessofDSS:
The people’s general, who was once nicknamed the evil genius!! See how time flies.

Old age is the beginning of wisdom and goodwill.


Who will ever blive the Badamusi Babangida will be on a wheelchair looking more or less like a vegetable after all his Maradona doings as a military head of state….

God you’re great indeed.. no champion Forever
That man destroyed Nigeria, why the visit? This is crazy.

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Politics / Re: Fr Tobias: How Many Lives Must Be Wasted Before WeRise Against Insecurity? – Obi by tubolancer(m): 2:10pm On Dec 28, 2024
edungene7:
Tinubu is a disaster he swore to protect lives and properties has is primary function today lives and properties are been destroyed at will but the frog eye cocoaine sniffing vagabond is shouting that he is satisfied with the performance of the military.A vegetable who has no value for human lives. No true Igbo man will ever kill a priest because he knows the consequence to follow Tinubu and is gang of desperados should continue he will never go unpunished.
You have started, no Igbo man can ever killed a priest, very soon those monsters killer would be caught and please don't swallow your tongue if you discover who they are, very soon

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Education / Re: Is Nigeria Certificate Useful Outside The Country? by tubolancer(m): 1:16pm On Dec 27, 2024
arthurwillia:


Lol just typing rubbish with calmness han han feeding people with lies.

I am a physiotherapist, I got a job in UK directly from Nigeria in 2022 and I moved there and I work with NHS, I only applied for a license to work as a physiotherapist in UK. That is all I did.

I have met so many doctors that studied in Nigeria, working as doctors here, they didn’t have to go to any more school, they just wrote the licensing exams to practice which is standard.

I have countless number of nurses who got job directly from Nigeria.

Stop spreading misinformation
This thing, thank you for refuting the lie of this guy o, my brother is using his certificate in Kuwait to work.
Politics / Re: Governor Makinde Responds To Reported Plan To Create Sharia Court In Oyo by tubolancer(m): 10:00am On Dec 26, 2024
Gerhards:








I always know that Yoruba will be like Northeast and Northwest one day, well. it's happening in my lifetime, they should prepare for market and public gathering bombing soon
You must be a fool, so this few monkeys supporting sharia in the southwest are giving you sleepless night, they are flash in the pan, let me tell you what you don't know about us, an average Yoruba will prefer Sango, Oya, Obatala, Oshun, Ogun law to replace all these laws. One of the things you easterners don't know about us, because you live in Lagos doesn't mean you can know the mind of an average southwesterners.
Celebrities / Re: Bovi: My Son has broken 3 TVs For Fun When He’s Angry (Video) by tubolancer(m): 5:17pm On Dec 17, 2024
Saywhat10:
“I don’t advocate for beating children, you should let children be , my son dey break television for the fun of it , if he’s angry, he’ll throw stuff at the TV and break it, he has broken 3 TVs” - Bovi



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FUYtmXMIxs
Pankere is the teacher of a mad child.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Hits A Record-Breaking Revenue Generation Milestone by tubolancer(m): 12:39pm On Dec 15, 2024
yoruboid:



https://x.com/bwaladaniel/status/1867916065230963174?s=46&t=YoF4K0q-dNG9S6AXfcrqSg

Did you notice something? No PDP, LP or other parties Governors have criticize this Tinubu government, something secret is going on under, the masses are left to suffer, why killing yourself over all these men whether LP, PDP or APC, all these people are the same leaving the masses to continue to suffer. The story is survival of the fittest.
Politics / Re: Bandits Kill 8, Kidnap Truck-Full Of Residents In 2-Day Siege On Kankara Katsina by tubolancer(m): 3:51pm On Dec 08, 2024
Cindypresh:


It's never been this bad since the history of this country...

Insecurity is all time high, even 4 Obas were killed within a space of 1month in SW.

inflation is all time high over 2000%

What exactly is Tinupoo doing as a president?? The heroine merchant is a total failure... tufiakwa
which oba?
Education / Re: Oluremi Tinubu Donates ₦50M To JABU Best Female Graduates by tubolancer(m): 8:39pm On Dec 06, 2024
DrMrsAdeniran:
Lawrence Anini used to throw money around during his heist days, so no surprise here.
You are a beast. The gate of heaven has closed against you because your heart is dark and gloomy.
Crime / Re: Taraba Man Laments After Thieves Invaded His Farm And Harvested All The Beans by tubolancer(m): 6:25pm On Nov 25, 2024
CodeTemplarr:
Hard to believe. I suspect someone is creating the perfect excuse for not being able to repay CBN anchor borrower program loan.
You get idiot mind

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Woman Arrested With 2kg Of Cocaine In Libya by tubolancer(m): 10:14am On Nov 25, 2024
Newlymarried:

https://guardian.ng/news/nigerian-woman-arrested-in-libya-with-2kg-of-cocaine/
Why Nigerian are becoming foolish and deranged everyday, greediness and quest for quick riches is destroying us.
Foreign Affairs / Re: UK Army Chief: We’re Ready To Fight Putin In Eastern Europe by tubolancer(m): 4:39pm On Nov 24, 2024
WriterNig:



Almighty Russia did not use Nukes to defeat Nazi & Hitler.

Russia's Nukes is reserved for US & NATO. That's why he keeps threatening them with it, to stay out of Ukraine.

Ukraine lost the war on the 2nd month. They're just on life support from NATO. Both in terms of weapons and troops/mercenaries.
So you think if it was one on one with Germany, you think Russia will defeat that strong German soldiers. Germany are fighting on all fronts, fighting with the Allied forces all over the world. Russia can't stand them one and one during WW2, they were even on the side of the Germans. Did you know the supply that Russia received from the Allied? Go and read the history of the WW2, you will understand.

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Politics / Re: Can Goodluck Jonathan Make A Historical Comeback Like Donald Trump by tubolancer(m): 1:06pm On Nov 24, 2024
mrvitalis:

Outside South West based on your normal tribalism.. Name one other zone Tinubu can beat Jonathan I dare you
If you are thinking along this line, then you will continue to fail and fall, You have forgotten the adage, no permanent enemy in politics. You people continue to use emotions for your view but politics is not about emotions as played by Southeasterners but it is about interest. You have forgotten that people can be bought for instance Wike, you have forgotten what Wike did during the last election, in 2027 when Tinubu will be going for second term courtesy of Wike with all the influencer and the bad men in APC, PDP, and LP, then you will understand what I am trying to say, you have also forgotten that the large percentage of Nigeria people can be bought, it has happened several times in Nigeria, why is it the APC despite the suffering in Nigeria are still winning. Mind you your emotions can't win election, I swear, politics in Nigeria is complicated and you need to study it, it is so deep.
On the issue of Jonathan, he will fail miserably in this present Nigeria, there are too many powers and interest, why did you think that Tinubu is talking about second term......
Travel / Re: I Tried Out The New Lagos Red Line For The First Time by tubolancer(m): 12:13pm On Nov 23, 2024
Very soon, the rail will move to Ogun state, from there it will connect other Yoruba villages, towns and cities. God is good

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Travel / Re: SST; Rocket Plane Makes First Civil Supersonic Flight Since Concorde by tubolancer(m): 2:03pm On Nov 19, 2024
Quelme:
If the engine is not Russian, forget it
Russian engine inside a plane, are you joking?
Politics / Re: INEC Declares Lucky Aiyedatiwa Winner Of Ondo Governorship Election 2024 by tubolancer(m): 2:33pm On Nov 17, 2024
yarimo:
In bitter Obidients voice..shay hunger no dey Ondo state ne 🤣🤣
The state is so fertile and bless by Almighty God, no hunger in Ondo state

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Politics / Re: Lagos Demolishes Shanties In Ajao Estate Canal (Video) by tubolancer(m): 5:59pm On Nov 15, 2024
Zonefree:
Sanwo Olu is serious about sending some people back to their village.

Some communities in Osun, Ogun and Ekiti will see strange faces this weekend.

Ekiti? They don't live like that, they are special people, no slum in the whole Ekiti and Ondo, you don't know us . Ondo town is the cleanest town in the world, go and figure it out.
Politics / Re: Wike’s Aide To Atiku: You Aren’t Destined To Be President by tubolancer(m): 7:55am On Nov 15, 2024
Politics / Re: Edo Gov-Elect, Okpebholo Makes First Appointment by tubolancer(m): 2:17pm On Nov 11, 2024
JikSneh:
Why is he neglecting the Yoruba community in edo state?
Yorubas voted for him in numbers during the last election in edo state, is this how he wants to pay them back?
Don't worry, your edo people in Yoruba land will hear from us soon!
This one is crazy, is this how madness take dey start. He don happen.

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