CindyeMerAld:

uncivilized somebody..

d nairalander is right, u resemble dem irumole, btw, the kids were j looking normal nd cute(buh dem go stubborn)

Dem no look like doze 'NOK culture statue' looking kids uploaded online by some celebrities

Created this thread abt 3 years ago, now a 400 level statistics student at a reputable university of technology, going for my IT by march next year, any advice on where to submit my letter will b appreciated (where I will gain experience ni oo), the firm should be in southwest. Thanks

Loolz, Na doze hungry bloggers work b dis, the real story may b dah "a father nd her two beautiful daughters attend his wife's burial"

Hey guys, bought dis phone yesterday on ma way home, I have a problem with d screen touch sensor, especially with typing, all d keys on d row where the backspace is ain't responding, I have to put do phone in landscape mode to b able to type dis, nd yeap, I can't return the phone, pls, is anyone else experiencing this or am I alone, any advice on how to solve this will b appreciated

I am patiently waiting for PMB's tenure to come to an end before saying anything, but seriously, this government has failed to fulfil many of its promises

Jadoskii:
mumu,do u think ure any beta than the dumb op,read wat u posted again.

lolz no mind d MUFU jare

personal59:
Hmmm well done gov this is great
Pls tell him ondo need more company cos what most do is teaching, riding okada and bus driver no job opportunity in ondo state o

Pls lure dis companies to build der branch here in ondo ooo mk dem lev Lagos and Ogun State





But only God know your intention

sorry, buh fayose is for ekiti nt ondo(mimiko)

Am surprised at nairalanders, this piece is nt abt PMB bt abt nigeria, u guys should try to read the thread with a dictionary for more understanding. The message is precise (TO END CORRUPTION; it begins with)

Can I have a vouch copy too??

I vote tolzeal

Cc : NLJega

I vote tolzeal
I vote ayima
I votefor scentmalik

NL jega

Sad story, rip to d dead

The op sincerely got on ma nerves with this post, its not d fault of the men, the ladies are the ones to blame...

This op sincerely got on ma nerves with this post, its not d fault of the men, the ladies are the ones to blame...

tunnamania11:

Namesake, kindly join team scent and thank me later.

nd why should i do that, coz we be dey bear d same name abi, wake up bro, i know scent has successfully hypnotize u, wake up tunnamania, wake up

Chinaimporter:
[size=13pt]In my company, i employ only first class graduates...not because they are smart but they are fully dedicated to the job..we have thousands of people with second class and they are just your average indisiplined nigerians...it takes serious dedication to make a firt class and that is the kind of spirit i want in my company.....i also employ mostly irreligious people and atheist,agnostic,deists etc because they are rational thinkers, better behaved,and not cut out for the bullshit called faith.....they work for me and me alone and i dont have to share loyalty with an imaginary helper from the sky.....i have a strict no alcohol at work policy and i dnt tolorate people that do drugs except for marijuana lovers although not the heavy users[/size]

what is this one saying

I was gone for a while
Now am back with d same cry
Dat TOLZEAL is d man with d smile


I rep tolzeal

tolzeal is d man dah as d swag

some are only contesting coz dey av a dream to win, i present a man with a vision, a clear vision to win, TOLZEAL, handsomeness is not his problem, tallness, meekness, good sense of humour, originality, etc. These are some of his xteristics, i present originality, TOLZEAL

nd by the way, for hin profile, he is the one with the facecap

Am not here to talk much

i present a handsome dude who is endowed with soo much humility, i present tolzeal, u can check his profile to check his comments on various issues here on nairaland, coz i am fully persuaded dat with his comment alone, u will percieve his humility

www.nairaland.com/tolzeal

TOLZEAL all d way

I nominate tolzeal

www.nairaland.com/tolzeal

Tolzeal:

I was thinking d stuff will make frontpage

May there soul rest in peace

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Whether they are beautiful or not, i dont giv a Bleep, all i want is a better nigeria, if that is not achieved within d next four years, Bleep him nd his daughters, the beauty of his daughters has nothing to offer nigeria, its nothing, the beauty will eventually fade away nd nigeria will still remain

Bugatie:
He tried!

For a man faced with the conspiracy of Bokoharam and other numerous challenges, all I can say is, he tried.

Meanwhile, did anyone notice we don't hear of bombings again

me notice am oo, if dis bombing should stop on d basis of the fact that buhari became our president and not cause a proactive measure was taken, then there is a need for us to sit down and decide that dis nation is too big fot someone to manage

Nice guyz dont get d girlz

Chelsea's margin of dominance in the English top flight this season is reflected accurately by the Premier League table. Debates have been had, opinions voiced, arguments made -- but the table never lies.

There will be no last-day drama at the summit, no palpitations, no wondering what is happening elsewhere. The title race was won three weeks before the campaign will conclude. The Blues are worthy champions; they set the pace from the first match and have sat atop the table since Aug. 30. Yet the man responsible for masterminding their journey to glory, Jose Mourinho, has been overlooked time after time for the Manager of the Month award.

financial fair play regulations.

Should the Stamford Bridge gaffer be named Manager of the Year, then that might go some way to redressing the balance -- but that eventuality seems uncertain, less so now because Mourinho has been sarcastic about the monthly award. Tim Sherwood, he's a nice guy, got Aston Villa out of trouble and guided them to Wembley -- give it to him.

Mourinho may have said he doesn't care about the award, but he does, or he wouldn't be so prickly when quizzed about the subject. Rightly, the Blues boss has said all he cares about is Chelsea winning, and they have done that more than most.

This season's awards were made as follows. A comparison of playing records between the club managed by the recipient and Mourinho makes for fascinating reading.

August
Garry Monk
Swansea: P3 W3 GF6 GA1 | Chelsea: P3 W3 GF11 GA4

September
Ronald Koeman
Southampton: P3 W3 GF7 GA1 | Chelsea: P3 W2 D1 GF8 GA3

October
Sam Allardyce
West Ham: P3 W3 GF7 GA2 | Chelsea: P3 W2 D1 GF5 GA2

November
Alan Pardew
Newcastle: P4 W3 L1 GF4 GA1 | Chelsea: P4 W3 D1 GF6 GA2

December
Manuel Pellegrini
Manchester City: P6 W5 D1 GF11 GA4 | Chelsea: P6 W4 D1 L1 GF11 GA3

January
Ronald Koeman
Southampton: P3 W3 GF5 GA1 | Chelsea: P4 W2 D1 L1 GF11 GA6

February
Tony Pulis
West Brom: P4 W2 D2 GF5 GA2 | Chelsea: P3 W2 D1 GF4 GA2

March
Arsene Wenger
Arsenal: P4 W4 GF9 GA2 | Chelsea: P3 W2 D1 GF5 GA3

April
Nigel Pearson
Leicester: P5 W4 L1 GF9 GA6 | Chelsea: P5 W4 D1 GF7 GA2

Month by month, a clear pattern emerges. Unfashionable teams stringing together a decent set of results and beating a quality team along the way. Swansea beat Manchester United at Old Trafford on the opening day of the season and Monk picked up the Manager of the Month award. West Ham beat Manchester City in October, and Allardyce won the award. Newcastle defeat Liverpool in November, Pardew won. Southampton beat Man United and Arsenal in January and Koeman wins his second award of the campaign.

LasgidyPort:
The writer's bias is very irritating and nauseating. He is still writing along the same ethnic mindset that made the PDP lose the elections.

The guy is quite very dull and must think Nigerians are fools. He is talking about late accreditation and logistics issues in the SE as pre-planned as if majority of INEC staff in those places are not Igbos. Because INEC chair is now a Northerner, is it only hausas that work in INEC? All the people that distributed PVCs in the SE and SS are they all hausa/fulani??

Imagine him talking about PVC collection in Nigeria skewed to the advantage of the North, he then showed an example that ironically disproves his point. From what he put up there as regards Kano and the SE, Kano still has more uncollected PVCs than the SE.

The old man that cannot use his head kept on using the 2011 elections as a yard stick and baseline for his analysis as if the 2011 election result was a perfection. The man is shamelessly economical with the truth. The SE and SS votes were seriously manipulated in 2011 majorly because Buhari's CPC had no spread and the financial capabilities to monitor and secure the SE and SS then. That has changed now due to the spread of the APC and also due to the usage of the card readers.

This AribiLiar will soon see how wrong he was when the tribunal starts overturning some of the PDP senatorial victories and ordering a rerun in states like Rivers, Imo, Akwa Ibom, Enugu, Abia and Edo.

In Edo, PDP led APC with just about 80,000 votes. Elections were cancelled in about 4 local govts in APC stronghold with a voting strength of about 160,000 people. If the elections was fair to the letter, APC would have won Edo state.

This silly man somehow applauded the charade called election in Rivers state claiming that was how it has always been! What a shame. Yet, he is claiming INEC technically rigged the elections for the APC in the North. He acknowledged that the North maintained it's voting pattern and population but is claiming that of the SE was seriously reduced based on 2011 figures. If he wants to do a thorough job, why not give us the 2007 SE figures? So that we can compare the 2007, 2011 and 2015 turnout for the SE in order to establish the one that has an unreasonable variation. From his myopic view, the 2011 is perfect and should be used as a yardstick.

This propagandist that claimed he is not being paid, purposely mentioned that Jega tried to create additional polling units in the North to confuse some emotional and sentimental readers. He purposely mentioned it and then later chipped in quietly that Jega abandoned it due to public outcry.

The man is just an hate-filled individual who won't mind writing rubbish that can tear the country down just to have his own wicked little laugh. I wonder why the media is still giving him publicity despite his monumental bigotry.

Imagine another silly line he wrote, that the incoming VP will be reduced to a paperweight by 'Northen born-to-rule'. How stupid can someone be? You have consistently insulted the North and u re still crying that they are not voting your candidate.

Was anyone (either born-to-rule or born-to-write-rubbish) able to manipulate Buhari during his first stint as Head of state?? Why then are u preempting his administration wt insults? Your Jona has lost, why not take a chill pill and watch some of the moves of the new administration before writing crap?

It's just obvious the man is hate-filled and wants to thrive on the sentiments of some myopic people.

all well said, buh in my little analysis (am a lad sir), i realiz only three leaders from the south av ruled dis nation since 1960, soo, which tribe is majorly responsible for the failure of nigeria? i believe the fact that the south is a minority, nd dat d north is the problem of this nation