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Politics / Re: Senators Under Threat Over Jeeps, Don’t Bring Them Home, Constituents Warn by tunwe(m): 3:11pm On Apr 24, 2016
Thanks to northern youth activists. We lynch thieves on the streets everyday for doing far less stealings than all these so called dishonorable senators. They're outright thieves. Until we start stoning and lynching them on the streets like the thieves they are, they will not stop stealing our commonwealth for their selfish purposes.
Health / Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by tunwe(m): 2:26am On Apr 24, 2016
udy4real:



Pls how do u use the acv to clear ur shaving bumps?

Usually few hours after shaving. Preferably before sleeping time in the night of the a.m. I shaved. I use small ball of cottonwool soaked in 50% diluted organic venigar (Bragg) dabbles on the shaved areas. Never use it immediately after shaving because it can burn and painful. Only use it some hours after shaving or at bedtime. 50-50 water and vinegar.
Business / Re: Today's Naira Exchange Rate by tunwe(m): 5:20am On Apr 15, 2016
Time to add naira to yuan column.
Politics / Re: US Releases Gory Report On Nigeria by tunwe(m): 4:32am On Apr 15, 2016
Koleman:
has anyone noticed the recent aggression of the west towards Nigeria Suddenly negative news are coming from all angles..Baba is no longer playing ball abi....my advice to baba is make the Nigerian people his friends now or soon the US will strike! like they have always done!

Washington and west always hold its cards closer to the chest. Starting a possible cascading dominoes of Usurping or marginalizing dollar as medium of international trades and exchange in Africa is not going to be without western consequences.
Health / Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by tunwe(m): 7:25am On Apr 12, 2016
BiafranNigerian:


Make sure you stay in touch, so we can monitor the progress. I will endeavor to check this monika often, I am very optimistic that we can handle most health issues that medical science has failed. So, follow up is essential.

Thanks for helping the guy. Thought you were bullshiting
at first. I use to experience some unexplainable fatigue and tiredness even without labor and after adequate rest. I learnt of acid base inbalance. Too much acidity from proteins, sugar etc. One lime/lemon in 8oz glass of room temperature water first thing in the mornings restored, and ehance my body alkalinity. Fatigue and tiredness disappeared in few days.
Though haven't tried the vegan stuff. I'm sure it will work, because animals proteins is the sources of most human toxins. Bragg organic(apple cider vinegar) is the bomb too. Works wonders for my shaving bumps. Never use it the way you recommended for acid base balance enhancements. Certainly will use it. Thanks.

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Celebrities / Re: Angela Okorie Goes Makeup-free by tunwe(m): 12:34am On Apr 12, 2016
Beautiful natural. Wild with makeup.
This make up she is wearing on this picture, is bad.
Like a Wild, Wilde witch.
Health / Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by tunwe(m): 2:17am On Apr 11, 2016
grossintel:
we bath together when we where kids. We don't have undesended testicles but my testes is smaller and my scrotum strongly holds together like it's cold or something. I wish I can really explain.

When you said "my testes is smaller" . Do you mean is one? You know it supposed to be two knots. With one slightly bigger than the other. Is your single mass or two?
Health / Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by tunwe(m): 11:20pm On Apr 10, 2016
uwadia79:
my broda,thank God for u, I am 37years my joystick is below 3inches I have not expirience puberty,all my siblings are married and u say u get problem.go thank God for ur life
No girlfriend no sex I hide from my peers

Are you just trying to braze the guy up, or you are for real. I thought that is just oyibos problem. Tinnie Winnie structure does not prevent erections and sperms production. Can be undesirable by some partners.
If well used, can deliver satisfactions to others.
Health / Re: I Am Only 24 And I Am Diagnosed Of Impotency, Why Is Life So Unfair? by tunwe(m): 10:22pm On Apr 10, 2016
@OP___
You said while growing up, you noticed your scrotum was smaller than your junior brother. Are two of yours testicles descended(inside scrotum). Just wondering what caused your pathological diagnosis. Undescended testicles, other than being carcinogenic (testicular cancer), also inhibit them doing their usual work of producing and storing male hormones(androgens & &testerones).
Politics / Re: Patience Johnathan Rocking Her Natural Hair At Home . by tunwe(m): 3:14am On Jun 08, 2015
Sharp and youngish looking. It baffles me why our women spend money for fake hairs that end up concealing their beautiful natural features. Those long hairs are not cool. Often covers their loveable supple necks and ears. Natural is way to go.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Deceiving Nigerians - The Ben Murray-bruce I Know (pics) - Cramjones by tunwe(m): 10:24pm On May 14, 2015
Pataki:


Don't be deceived, Cramgoat is 100% FFK.

He has what you call Multiple Personality Disorder. In real life, he associates with PDP. In cyber world, he deludes himself as an APC Chieftain, and more recently, he has raised the bar in his mental delusion that he is now a special adviser to Buhari in the new government.

June 18th, marks the end of this attention seeking nuisance on this forum.

I see, Cramjones is a Bipolar Maniac.
Hope his recess from nl begining from june 18th doesn't mean
he will be engaged as political operative in the new apc administration.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Deceiving Nigerians - The Ben Murray-bruce I Know (pics) - Cramjones by tunwe(m): 1:32am On May 14, 2015
Jaypea98:

Cramjones is FFK

Not sure Kayode (FFK) is Cramjones. He wont attack Bruce, they're both pdp. CJ must be an apc political jobber.
Politics / Re: Cramjones Apologizes For Ben Murray-bruce's Post - Cramjones by tunwe(m): 11:05pm On May 13, 2015
Your type of character is among the host of menaces Nigeria have to purge to move forward and embrasse progress. People that see white, and call it black. See good, call it bad, are clugs in our national engine of motion toward progress and development.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Deceiving Nigerians - The Ben Murray-bruce I Know (pics) - Cramjones by tunwe(m): 10:37pm On May 13, 2015
cramjones:


Hey, by all standards of the world, I am wealthy - I think you should be the one working like I have done to be at least as successful or more successful than I am. Ok. Now bugger off!

-CramJones


You're a nuisance..wealth you earned doing hack jobs.
Some arm robbers are wealthy by all standards.
They earned it taking and destroying dreams and lives,
Just like you. Coming here with slanderous innuendo,
without a single evidential proof. Bloody i*diot.

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Politics / Re: APC Crisis: Northern Leaders Move To Cut Tinubu To Size by tunwe(m): 4:24am On May 12, 2015
No matter how, is inevitable, is either soon, or later. Two captains cannot be lead skipper of a ship.
Buhari certainly is not going to succumb to Tinubu micro management of his administration as a puppeteer.
Like he did with Fashola's lagos. Tinubu as the prime force that made success a reality, will not be happy to be ignored. Or have his relevance marginalised.
Family / Re: Marriage Is BORING! Fact! Soul mate or JUST MATES? by tunwe(m): 4:14am On Jan 31, 2015
mgbeketoto:
^^^^
Na wetin be all dati grama wey you write for up dia so? undecided

Life is boring? Abeg tok for yasef o!
My life is NOT BORING AT ALL.
Na ALL my relationship with NIGERIAN DUDES dey SUPER BORRRRRRING!
Please, take note! kiss
I'd rather play on NL than spend more than 1 hour in the same room with a NIGERIAN man!
Simple! kiss

Polygamy only favor AFRICAN GIGOLOS!
Even if I were to have the opportunity of having more than one husband, IT WOULD ONLY MAKE ME MORE MISERABLE.
Dealing with more than one EMOTIONAL NOMAD in my life is worse than HELL FIRE! kiss
Hell NO! Good RRRRRRRRIDANCE to them all! cool

Wish you luck in experience with men of other stripes.
I thought you're married and bored in your matrimonial home.
Try some other race, hope you find comfort.
Family / Re: Marriage Is BORING! Fact! Soul mate or JUST MATES? by tunwe(m): 3:52am On Jan 31, 2015
I did not say life is boring. I said " it can be boring".
Just like marriage can be boring. Not everybody's marriage is boring.
Family / Re: Marriage Is BORING! Fact! Soul mate or JUST MATES? by tunwe(m): 3:23am On Jan 31, 2015
As i understand, you said, your marriage is boring as do all marriage with time. Your focus is "The futilility of spicing up a boring Nigerian/Africa American marriage".
Your experience and general observations, is not limited to marriage. Life, indeed, can be boring.
However, the monotonies of life routines can, and are spiced with dynamic personal dimensions.
The futility of spicing marriage, and indeed life is not limited to Nigerians/Africa Americans. Is the human experience.
The less economical endowed, think money is all the need to happiness. Actually the most unhappy and boring people are the wealthy, especially those who had wealth thrusted on their laps without the distraction and satisfactions of productive engagements to earn, and protect them from the idleness of affleuncesia.
As our physical body depends on active living to enhance our circulatory patency, so does our changes in active focuses promotes emotional health and growth from expectional satisfactions and divergent perspectives. A one dimentional mind quickly get stale and unhealthy.
Has life/marriage always been like this? Do the ease of the mechanisation and digitalisation contribute to this predicament, by leaving us with much more idle time than we need?
I cannot pretend to have answers to these existential questions or problems.
However, a look into our forebearers polygamous system had dynamic subgroups competitions and coperations, wether expressed or implied. Matrimonial boredom and patriachial erotism must had be mitigated by varieties and time off. Off times, gives the wives space, and desires to maximize her turn when it comes around. Also the possibity of getting laid on their parthners time(internal cheating) cannot be ruled out as a spicing experience. In fact what is obtained in the macro-world, were possible in their nucleus polygamous unit. That is internal dynamism that keep the family humming, and interest prime.

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Business / Re: The Naira And Its Misfortune by tunwe(m): 4:16pm On Dec 01, 2014
In Okonjo Iweala's litany of recommendations to change course to save national economy she should have added reducing the cost of running the government. Reducing and eliminating some of the money they pay themselves will increase non recurrent development outlay to invest in some of the non oil alternatives she outlined.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Edo State Forum: If You Are From Edo State Please Identify Urself Here by tunwe(m): 4:25am On Nov 30, 2014
exxy:



bro, what state are u in the States?

Wazup bro! Pardon my late response. Been absent from NL scene for awhile.
I live in the state of Texas. City of Houston.

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Travel / Re: Pilots Were Arguing Before Agagu's Plane Crashed - Blackbox by tunwe(m): 10:39pm On Oct 11, 2013
ndu_chucks: In Nigeria, even the blackbox recording can be doctored for political gains. Don't let them put the wool over your eyes. No sane pilot will risk his own life by ignoring such a warning and take off anyway, unless he is a kamakaze pilot. Nonesense!!
you have a point here, the psychological profile of the pilot need to be investigated. Otherwise, to ultenticate the veracity of this report an independent or neutral body will be necessary for a second opinion. As some had said here, this report is produced by the department set up by the minister. And obviously staffed mostly by her beneficiaries. The tendency will be to absorb her of any blame and deflect it to those who cannot or can no longer defend themselves. You cannot expect to get an unbiased and valid result from a suspect investigating his/her self. There had been too much mishaps lately. The system deserve thorough overhaul. These direct and indirect culpable team should be made to step aside for independent capable team to trouble shoot the system and clean up where necessary. We shouldn't wait for the next incidence. We must be pro-active now.
Politics / Re: Senators Call For Resignation Of Stella Oduah by tunwe(m): 11:43am On Oct 11, 2013
To restall confidence in the flying patrons, somebody need to pay. The buck stops at the minister's desk. A more competent hand is required to analyse the system and replace negligence staffs at fault. If not out right termination, immediate leave of absent is warranted. We will not get objective investigations and resolutions with her there, because of her loyalist in the department. Aviation is safety,safety,safety. Comfort is secondary.
Politics / Re: NIGERIA: Why We Must Talk! – A No-holds-barred Compendium By Henry Omoregie by tunwe(m): 9:48am On Oct 11, 2013
Informative read. I hope people will take time and read this article. And the writer can circulate it thru more outlets for maximum disseminations. These knowledges is enough for the south, and all non fulanis or hausas to unite for once for a truely noble course.
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Middle-Class Increases By 28 percent!! by tunwe(m): 9:50pm On Sep 26, 2013
@op, you should have titled your writing "The growth of E-commerce" in nigeria, because you have no informations about the middle class.
Politics / Re: Nigeria's Middle-Class Increases By 28 percent!! by tunwe(m): 9:23pm On Sep 26, 2013
@OP, you just go there and throw percentages all about without basic foundations. What is total population? How many of them were in the upper, middle, and lower classes? What is the demographic shifts or changes now? What criterias did you use for your class classification (determination)....income, ratio of income to family seizes? If so, how much earnings per annual makes one a middle-class earner? Educations (literacy), and other fixed assets? Please let the world know. E-commerce has a minutial contribution to the national economic activities and GDP.

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Politics / Re: Obama Meets With President Jonathan In US (Pictures) by tunwe(m): 2:16pm On Sep 26, 2013
Bravo to president GEJ! That was a nice meeting. But i think he should have also thank the America people as he thanked their president for the supports,and co-operations. By talking straight to the camera to them and acknowledging their supports and appealing for further co-operations on security and other matters.overall he did great, nigeria was accorded a befitting respect deserved.
Health / Re: 5 Abuja Hospitals You Should Know About by tunwe(m): 1:08am On Sep 25, 2013
@op, this is a poor report. How do you determine the hospital is good or not? Just the cost and customer relationship? Well, i would have like to known the types of special units/departments they have. And the types of therapeutic and diagnostic equipments they have. For example, dialysis units equipments types. Radiologic scanning equipments types (cat-scan, mri-scanners) if available. And other durable medical equipments for life preservations and saving. Like defibrilators,ventilators etc. This will give a better picture of the state of the hospital than your subjective judgement. If you don't know, just show or post the photo of the interior equipments.
Politics / Re: Obama Meets With President Jonathan In US (Pictures) by tunwe(m): 9:08am On Sep 24, 2013
I can't understand the noise these political jobbers are making. If Nigeria president is received with disregard,is our nation that is insulted not the person representing us.
Family / Re: Lamentations Of A Nigerian!!! by tunwe(m): 7:02am On Sep 24, 2013
Nigeria is hard? Life is tough everywhere. Materiality is not the only essence of life. There are people who have much more than they ever need in life time, yet they are not happy. Life is much more than material endorments. Your sanity is worth much more than a pile of gold.killing someone will only magnify your problems.whether you are caught or not, your repercautions are immenent. In nature there is no debt that goes unpaid. Sooner than you think you will pay.my advise to you and others whom might be in your situation, is to compliment your educational engagements with practical learning engagements that are more marketable within and outside nigeria. Works like automobile-engine repairs, automatic-transmission and clutches repairs, wieldings, woodworks and carpentery etc,etc.Any time tested skills like these with your scholatic intellectual knowledge will propel you to self sufficiency and into the cutting-edge of the profession, especially if you are opportune to find yourself in a more favorable clime.
Politics / Re: Population Statistics Of Lagos British Colony In 1891 by tunwe(m): 11:03am On Sep 04, 2013
shymexx:

Bwahahahahaha

Why do some of you Benin's always exaggerate everything? Like Naptu2 already pointed, Eyadema never ruled Benin - he was the president of Togo. And I doubt he has Benin roots. His name alone shows his Fon roots.
Exaggerate? There Is no exaggeration there. It could be a coincident that after such visit a name change occurred by the neighbor of the visitor. Do We know if the enlightenment they derived from the visit infleunced their neighbor or their neighbors were part of the dahomians entourage? Anyway as for your question, the relation of Edo and yorubas Is just too deep and unbroken. To have a common ancestral gods and spirits like Ogun, Olokun, Oromilla/Ifa, Sango etc indicates relationship from antiquity.
Politics / Re: Population Statistics Of Lagos British Colony In 1891 by tunwe(m): 9:54am On Sep 04, 2013
The Benin empire/kingdom/city Is much more older than the Benin republic that Is only dated from 1970s.

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