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Romance / Re: Favorite Pick-up Lines? by tutus(m): 9:18pm On Jan 02, 2011
juicygirl:

Lol, just a random post to see what you all think about first impressions towards attracting the opposite gender.(:

Mine is:

"Do you like World of Warcraft?", works every time!

What's yours?


Waiting outside the Ladies Room.

"Do you come here often?"

I've had mixed results.

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Rap Battles / Check This Out by tutus(m): 1:37pm On Aug 21, 2010
Music Business / Re: New Record Label: Searching For Talented Nigerians by tutus(m): 1:34pm On Aug 21, 2010
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by tutus(m): 11:38pm On Aug 12, 2010
Abeg no mind fatfish abi na raz dog, abino gal claming white gal.
Come suck my black d$ick you white kitten
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by tutus(m): 6:47pm On Jul 08, 2010
/ yeah u wack big red/ suck my dic"k head/ ur mom gots a big bed/ and yes u do got a big head/ i scar and kill/ u arent a star till juicygirl serve u like a bar and grill/ lose your self in the music the moment/
u own it/ ill drowned u in dog seamen/ ur raps aint even luke warm and juicygirl's raps r steamin/ i pack heat/
ram my dic"k in ur a$$ cheek/ u aint shi"t man so y u talkin/ it aint u but its ur moms im callin/ bitc"h nigga/ i switch triggers/ and get sicker/ then u wood if u fucke"d a bitch who was a trick / so why dont u lick my a$$ so ur rhymes get sicka. juicygirl battle that punk a$$ “illest” bitc"h
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by tutus(m): 8:54pm On Jul 07, 2010
sori raz dog i cant suck your dirty clit
i get my dog to do it for you since you bear same name.
Rap Battles / Re: Just Spit (text) $ Ill Lines 2 Diss D Next Person by tutus(m): 3:29pm On Jul 06, 2010
yoyo juicygirl i will like 2 wrk with u
u remind me of my mum
she 2 was a rapper
1luv.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by tutus(m): 3:15pm On Jul 06, 2010
hahaha! juicygirl takin u down.
Rap Battles / Re: Who Wants To Battle Wiv The Illest Nigga Come In by tutus(m): 6:32am On Jul 05, 2010
Raz dog abi na mad dog
You spit hot, garbage child!
You may be the whackest rapper I’ve ever heard!
when I read your shit, I wanna take a Gillete razor blade, and shave my EYEBALL!!!
EWWWWWWw! Gross!!!!!!!
I said it. And I’ll say it again!!!!!!! grin
Rap Battles / Re: freestyle Rap And Rhymes Battle: Who Wanna Deal? by tutus(m): 6:38pm On May 29, 2010
@juicygirl
Dude like your lyrics, I'm looking for someone to write some lyrics for me, If you can help here my e-mail: tutu4guys@yahoo.com
Thanks
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Any Game ,just Ask And U`ll Get It: by tutus(m): 11:34am On May 23, 2010
@Poster,
I need Assassins Creed 2

Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Xbox 360 With 2 Wireless Controller & 2 Games For Sale. by tutus(m): 11:22am On May 23, 2010
@pinupjoe
N34,800 Is Newly Refurbished With A 12 Months Warranty.
Jokes Etc / Re: A Nigerian Family In Usa. by tutus(m): 11:06am On May 23, 2010
LMFAO,
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by tutus(m): 11:04am On May 23, 2010
Float like a butterfly sting like a bee. wink
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by tutus(m): 12:52am On Apr 15, 2010
@Sweet,
may your fist born never look like your great grandfther, may you fire and get get fired,
may you live longer than mettuselek, who so ever that says your coconut will not ripe,
his own will not germate, woked and karabled entity not nonetity duff for our senioure.
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by tutus(m): 9:01pm On Apr 12, 2010
Bikokwa d keske of i am karid is not d keske of jukwa my chef, it is by d wages of adim thik 2 fire edward answer of any wogeed, archival or even kpokponki ajujuwa. AB-OGIDI komradium is not d keske of obiakpo, it is still keske of u90 in diversity. so when shal it become dat a babane lika ginwa will fire such jara via munwa. well it is stil u90 in diversity, and 4 munawulus awella, i ve apply obiadimma 4 ginwa for it is an agwa ojo 4 a son la son to ve obiakpor via his fatheryee. walk monus stumble 4 u are still jah amina. i rest my keske.
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by tutus(m): 1:21pm On Apr 12, 2010
@AB-OGIDI
fingers and karabillty ewu akpukpa nti. i will rotate guaness abaka to yankari. see danger and apply condon. joke na joke, joke na my boy friend name, carability is not akara, its in the chromosomes. please and pleases let no good for nothing comrado okpaka temt the gods anota for the gods are wise.
Baba AB-OGIDI jam me anota and dis is nt a case of jukwa ese or jukwa my chief i am karid, dis is a case of Agbalashious, Ekeik, Ikaval & Primitive Entity, Who was tina-tuna, transgbanwe, trans kpa-kpa, trans-ikweche, trans-amadi, from onye mmuo 2 onye mmadu 4 d onward gyration. the same Xyz chikeremma who shall mastacuta, mastaluta to remain d Hankanku d king, dat is 2 say dat i am very much made in metaplastic, metalistic and metawowostic entity.
i was jaming and firing 2 all i am karid. i am still on my tentacle. Baba apply kool & remain -ice-water ,Obirizi 4 unity in diversity. all entities and carried fellows far and wide, may u walk and never stumble, gyration is constant, the gods are wise!
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by tutus(m): 7:11pm On Apr 10, 2010
suprimus comradium, may ur dazis be elongatua,dat iz 2 say, may ur problems be as few as my grand fathers teeth, alele gbosa.
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by tutus(m): 1:13am On Mar 16, 2010
May all the alhajis and alhajas virabrating remains carried.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jamaican Curse/”dirty” Words & Other Curse Words/phrases by tutus(m): 1:07pm On Mar 10, 2010
bumbo!!!

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Culture / Re: Igbos come show your proverbs skills by tutus(m): 11:15pm On Mar 09, 2010
Nwanyi otule ukwu gama ihe omere onweye mgbe oso suru,
Anagi ahara isi kwa wara otele aju,
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by tutus(m): 11:04pm On Mar 09, 2010
all congosis, babasis, opkekesis, opkakasis, felosis, chefosis, may your daysis be uncountable but may your keske never be like that of methusela who lived 965years, 3months, 4days, 13hours, 20minutes and 5seconds without achieving anything suprimus comradium, may ur dazis be elongatua,dat iz 2 say, may ur problems be as few as my grand fathers teeth, alele gbosa, lsf gondolistic.
Romance / Re: My Sister Like Women by tutus(m): 12:34am On Feb 02, 2010
Homosexuality is a gift from God and not everyone has that gift cry that is the advantage in it.
Romance / Re: What Is The Highest You Can Give Your Gf Or Bf? by tutus(m): 12:28am On Feb 02, 2010
Sugarcane lipsrsealed
Romance / Re: Why Women Love Gay Men by tutus(m): 12:23am On Feb 02, 2010
@poster u kno y? Cuz we gay men re full of fun & sexy tongue
We hv a gr8 sense of fashion & sytle. & wen it cums 2
physical fitness undecided we always hit d Gym. Is simple grin
Culture / Re: Keggites Members : Introduce Yourself & Ilya by tutus(m): 1:57pm On Jan 31, 2010
fellow congosis, let ur akarability glitter all over the unvivers. u r carried may u waka and never stumble!

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