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Politics / Re: Sit-at-home Orders: Declare State Of Emergency In Southeast – Ohanaeze To Tinubu by tyup(m): 10:15pm On Jul 16, 2023
spencekat:
Thunder fire Ohaneze there.State of emergency in the whole of SE as if there is war all over the five states.Let them call for declaration of state of emergency in Boko Haram ravaged areas.

Boko Haram is almost non existent and the next terrorist group we have currently in Nigeria now is Ipob. I'm sure the Army will not sweat in weeding them off so soonest and the easiest

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Is Under Siege, Corruption Is Winning... by tyup(m): 5:17am On Jul 16, 2023
Wahabfuture:







Nigeria was never made to be great country from the start even the politicians are aware of this, they are all there to filled up their pockets, just that Yorubas are more easier to be deceived among all the other tribe in Southern Nigeria.

This is coming from a place of insanity. So it's Igbos that are not easy to be deceived?? OK una wey no dey easy to deceive what is your place in Nigeria at the moment and in the Political ecosystem of the country, what is y'all spot?? I think it's time you y'all retrograde throw jealousy against Yorubas off the cliff and just accept the fact that y'all will continue to be politically redundant and stagnant till jah knows when.
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Gets Dumped By Ryan Taylor, Oyibo Fiance by tyup(m): 4:54am On Jul 16, 2023
9jaRealist:



Meanwhile, while you’re busy wanking off on NL..
Cuppy has 2 masters degrees (Oxford and NYU), plus a foundation that helps the poor.
>

You. What do you have and can boast of?? I expected you boast of ur achievement to.
Music/Radio / Re: Is Masturbation Responsible For Lack Of Progress In My Music Career (pics) by tyup(m): 4:44am On Jul 16, 2023
Offpoint1:
Don't want to say anything regarding your musics, I'll drive you into depression.

One thing you should know is, Airforce 1 is the first failed Nairaland musician and you're the second. You two have a lot of things in common. Same childish behavior you have, is the same he had.

He's now a father, because I once advised him to look for someone and impregnate perhaps fatherhood will restored some sense into him. I'm glad he took that advice.


Masturbation has never been anyone source of downfall, our Africans people are extremely good at pushing their failures to something else but themselves.

98% of Americans Masturbate, following our Africa logic, Americans should be the poorest people on earth.


You need 3 things to 'blow' into fame in the music industry (Talent isn't one of them}

1. Money
2. Controversy (AKA madness)
3. Connection

You need either one of these 3, without it you'll remain in the backseat.

Talent will only sustain you when either of those 3 propelled you... Talent no fit blow you in music industry, e go only sustain you.

So Dbull, get your priorities right, less I'll advise you to get a skill or impregnate someone's daughter and start taking responsibilities... You'll get back to your senses

ur funny tho
Music/Radio / Re: Is Masturbation Responsible For Lack Of Progress In My Music Career (pics) by tyup(m): 4:42am On Jul 16, 2023
Okoroawusa:

Which kind rubbish you dey spin like this? Even me wey be atheist never yarn dust like this

Reminderz is right. Korede bello said just exactly what he typed
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Declares State Of Emergency On Food Security by tyup(m): 9:23pm On Jul 13, 2023
MS247:

From Kwara... NorthCentral
Make we dey watch the season film
Oh thanks for the heads-up
Romance / Re: Have U Ever Lost Something So Dear To U Bcoz Of Hot Temper? by tyup(m): 8:01pm On Jul 13, 2023
Mehnn so sorry OP but this your case ehn. Anger is actually a Infectious disease that should be cured by any means possible.

I'm not an Hot tempered person but my own issue be say e no dey hard me to change am for person if something don't sit well with me
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Declares State Of Emergency On Food Security by tyup(m): 7:53pm On Jul 13, 2023
MS247:

Those young Army boys are ruthless... I pity the miscreants in advance

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Which young Army boys?? so the ones wey no gree clear Boko Haram are old??
Just dey play grin
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Declares State Of Emergency On Food Security by tyup(m): 7:48pm On Jul 13, 2023
MS247:
Fulani herdsmen better have sense
Tinubu made a NorthCentral man Chief of Army Staff for a reason
Oga Chief of Army Staff na Yoruba demon grin grin
Business / Re: BREAKING: Domestic Operations Of Max Air Suspended Indefinitely by tyup(m): 10:52am On Jul 13, 2023
And Air peace??
Politics / Re: Give Us Free Hand To Wipe Out Terrorists, Army Tells Governors by tyup(m): 9:27pm On Jul 12, 2023
RomanGreen:
WTF! Did I just read? Army that is under the sole command of the president is asking governors for permission to root out terrorists which is a matter of national security..chai, Nigeria is finished o. Shameless Nigerian Army, you guys keep going low daily. I thought the army is answerable only to the president? Why are these soldiers bent on destroying the image of the Nigeria military

Ion know if your case is the case of illiteracy or subliterate but I'll help you a bit. Firstly, we are operating a democratic system of government at the moment, thereby limiting the Military powers. Secondly, every governor is a sole Chief security officer of his state and decides what happens there and that's why we have Amotekun, Sai Kai in the North and Ebube agu in the East to combat Fulani mauruders and despite the fact that Buhari was strongly against it, he couldn't anything to stop them.

Except Tinubu declare a State of emergency in that state hoisting a temporary military governor, the current governor got every right to dictate their modus operandi in his state. Nigeria Army are not the problem here
Crime / Re: Nigerian Army Arrests Fake Lance Corporal Inside A Bank by tyup(m): 11:27pm On Jul 11, 2023
Eyah his name tag sold him out...The name tag format/layout on his chest are only used by officers and not used by NCOs. The real soldier who caught him must have noticed the weird arrangements.

Hey bro enjoy your time with em MP's cool

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Politics / Re: The Reason The Southwest Progresses More Than Other Geopolitical.. By R. Omokiri by tyup(m): 9:20pm On Jul 11, 2023
vengertime:


He thinks Tinubu is stupidd like him.

Once he step leg into Nigeria DSS will pick him up and lock him for 20 years

Pick and lock him up for?

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Romance / Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by tyup(m): 5:04pm On Jul 11, 2023
Omotakins:
You are brutish! Why would you call her an idiot? From the conversation, she wasn't really out of her boundary. Even if you're giving her a more expensive phone than iPhone 12, there shouldn't be room for name calling. You are proud, disrespectful and have a propensity to beat someone you're in a relationship with. She has her inadequacies(no doubt), but that chat exposed you more.

If it exposed him more what is your problem with it? Someone got a phone for you and told you to wait till Sunday and you can't be patient enough to wait, isn't that being idiotic?

Infact you and the girl are both ediots. Nonsense. Imagine so much energy to type this nonsense cuz it involves a girl

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Politics / Re: It Is Wrong To Use Force Or Violence For People To Sit At Home In SE- Shehu Sani by tyup(m): 12:53pm On Jul 11, 2023
Sermwell:

You must be a fool to think that a bloody civilian can do with a general couldn't do! grin

Lol Bro what ya failing to understand is that, Either a General or not, it only take or cost him a matching order to the military and declare a state of Emergency and that peace y'all hate will be delivered to the SE with fierce fire.

Leave Buhari out and let's consider what we have on the Table. The SE region is not an Economy house that any violence of such will give FG sleepless nights. Secondly, it's a matter of Dog dey chop dog and the rest of Nigeria ain't affected except the Igbos, so who's at loss?? The FG? Niger Delta? Yorubas? Hausas? Tell me who at the moment is affected by Ipob's madness?? Lastly, Buhari doesn't like the Igbos and it was very obvious, so if Igbos were foolish enough to kill their fellow brothers inorder to shake Buhari, Buhari just gave you guys a big field wide enough to have a good time killing each other.

The Day Nigeria start exploiting and exporting the Gas reserves in SE and become a source of revenue for Her, you'll see and know there have always been an Instant solution to Ipob's madness, the FG was just less concerned
Politics / Re: I Have Never Heard Of Xenophobic attack Against The Yorubas In Abroad - Omokri by tyup(m): 3:03pm On Jul 06, 2023
Offpointng:
True. Ebos are one major reason why Nigerians are hated and are being attacked abroad esp countries like South Africa. That's why if my foreign friends are talking bad bout Nigeria, I tell them the folks who does bad things abroad are Biafran who are trying to tarnish Nigerian's image cuz they want to force the Government to give them a country of their own by doing that. I also highlight how to know them. That;

>They are usually short and unnecessarily fat with a mitochondrious belly
> They are mostly hairy. chest, back and on their legs
> They've got a different head size as compared to a normal human head
> They are not always fluent English with a very thick local accent


And So far I've been able to convince lotta them esp these folks that we work together online.

Lmao grin grin

Nawa o, we've got lotta crazy folks on here

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Retires All Service Chiefs, Advisers, Customs CG, IG Of Police by tyup(m): 8:20pm On Jun 19, 2023
ganisucks:
And so it begins. After the meeting with Grey beard, Baba Lagos declared war on the cabal.

Made Ribadu the NSA chief. What an insult. A police DIG to command military generals.

I laff😅🤣😂

Na big d*mb mumu you be. When do Security Adviser start issuing commands to the military??

Your mumu-ness stinks to the high clouds and back
Crime / Re: PMS, ‘federal Boys’ Clash In Ibadan; One Killed, Several Injured by tyup(m): 3:46pm On Feb 11, 2022
Seyi Makinde has finally crushed Oyo state's peace greatly enjoyed and is bout plunging the state into anarchy and if care is not taken AfghanEastern or NE would be a child's play

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Crime / Re: Ibadan Bullion Van Robbery: 3 Police Officers, 4 Civillians Dead by tyup(m): 3:33pm On Feb 11, 2022
MT:


The Head of Testing ground Police Command should be seriously queried. It was an insult to the entire police system that a robbery of that magnitude could take place less than 15 seconds to the Police Command in daytime!

You meant to say 15minutes
Crime / Re: Ibadan Bullion Van Robbery: 3 Police Officers, 4 Civillians Dead by tyup(m): 3:29pm On Feb 11, 2022
Ugandatales:


Because the police use gun they use cello tape to hold, and the robbers come prepared with superior guns.

shut tf up, it was Ak 47 against Ak 47
Crime / Re: Ibadan Bullion Van Robbery: 3 Police Officers, 4 Civillians Dead by tyup(m): 3:26pm On Feb 11, 2022
AdeOri99:
This is what happens when our force men aren't passionate about their job but only join the force to survive.

we must learn to live our passion, rather than to survive.

How can harm robbers disarm trained policemen, I mean, what do they pay them for. The country reeks of deadness.

Oga drop English and put Brain first bfr speaking. if you like let the US elite naval seal escort the money, no one I repeat no one can easily repel a surprise attack esp getting trapped in a moving vehicle. fvck you nigga they felt like it's a normal day where they deliver money n come back safely without issues
Romance / Re: What A Black American Woman Told Me At Her House Today by tyup(m): 11:45pm On Feb 10, 2022
Exkandayee:
Like my Kenya American Baby mama, she's forming as if she no need me in her life,but always chat me on Whatsapp asking how I'm doing in Nigeria,, imagine....Nikki is really beautiful I swear with big butt and sexy tattoos, I disvirgined on her 28th birthday,got her pregnant,I no deh play

Videos or we no believe

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Celebrities / Re: Oxlade Trends As His Private Intimate Video Leaks To Social Media by tyup(m): 9:52pm On Feb 09, 2022
LaReinaa:
And Tiwa Savage was highly criticized! The level of double standard y’ll exhibit irks me….

shut tf up
Politics / Re: DCP Ibrahim Babazango Threatens Man For Buying Property Near His Adamawa House by tyup(m): 10:17pm On Feb 08, 2022
NaijaRoyalty:
He's scared the igbo man will someday buy his house , demolish the building and erect a Mansion there ..

How the igbos became so wealthy and successful despite not producing president since 1999 dey surprise people

So being a president from a section of the country automatically makes such region wealthy. in all ur gettings sir, get wisdom and sense
Romance / Re: I Can't Get Over What She Said To Me. by tyup(m): 10:06pm On Feb 07, 2022
forget love, you'll leave her las las and you know this aiidy

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Announce Presidential Bid After APC Convention by tyup(m): 12:56pm On Feb 07, 2022
Sannisege:
so being strategic is to sit and watch Christian’s killed?

shut tf up and tell us what he's supposed to do
Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Announce Presidential Bid After APC Convention by tyup(m): 12:51pm On Feb 07, 2022
Kc3000:
What has Osinbajo ever done besides assisting Tinubu in looting Lagos treasury and being a silent observer in Buhari's government?

A vote for Osinbajo is essentially a vote for Tinubu.

Yes and that vote for Tinubu is what we want
Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Announce Presidential Bid After APC Convention by tyup(m): 12:49pm On Feb 07, 2022
Neddstark:
I wonder why anyone will want to vote Osinbajo. You believe he will do better than the government he was part of? This is very silly

ok then, Atiku or Tinubu choose one
Politics / Re: Osinbajo To Announce Presidential Bid After APC Convention by tyup(m): 12:48pm On Feb 07, 2022
Mozegee:
Sometimes I asked what this guy has achieved since he is the vice president of this country.

Stop talking/reasoning like a fool....tell us the political powers of a vice president and let's know if he's guilty or not

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Education / Re: Lecturer Smashes Student’s iPhone For Ringing During Class (Photos, Video) by tyup(m): 12:38pm On Feb 07, 2022
Daboomb:


Did you read the Lecturer's name at all? Go back and read the article again.
The Man has a Black Belt in Judo.
The kain beating you will receive ehn, sense go enter your brain. undecided

if he's got it in Judo nko does it now make him unbeaten?? you feel he's the only one good at karate, rest abeg
Education / Re: Lecturer Smashes Student’s iPhone For Ringing During Class (Photos, Video) by tyup(m): 10:34pm On Feb 06, 2022
CXLVII:


You never meet your match! You cannot even stand most lecturers one on one! And you always forget some lecturers can just flick their fingers and you six feet below

I pray you never meet your match.

Match or hin no match me I go beat him and pata pata dem go send me comot school but it'd be a day he never forgets

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