See Kenya wey be say them and weird news be like 5&6
Smh.
I know Nigeria has its ups and downs but seriously this picture is derogatory, and I feel bad seeing this picture. If Nigerians should retaliate now, they would say we have started again

His nickname suits him well

futuregovernor:
I will make sure I caution her or maybe order for the take away myself,no shame bcs na my money

Damn! I love this.
I dislike wasting food, because it pains me to know that there are people out there, who haven't had something to eat, yet there is someone who has and decides to be unfortunate with it

hyfr:
Me that my middle finger cannot stay one place..

Then na prison go rush you

This princess shyngle or is bangle as been spewing alot of thrash lately, she can't just seem to shut up her mouth about certain things... Infact all this celebrity matter don tire me

Let her keep spreading her dirty linen for all to see

How he come take dey breath oo... :-

EmekaBlue:
I don old...my time don pass

Oga as long as you never enter 6feet, you can still do something.
See your mouth like i don old

12345baba:
Endorsement deal wey them sign for night club go get future so?

I tire oo, the thing weak me

EmekaBlue:
So no new Nigerian yoot can replace this guy fame.

This boy don trend for long enough

Wetin you they wait for?

ChiefAzubuike:
How can a sane country have a senile youth like this serve her? Well if you believe David will indulge in this NYSC then you must be dreaming. All this is just for show off. A few settlements here and there will allow him ghost the outdated scheme.

You will only see him twice.
#1 During registration which you're currently seeing.

#2 During certificate collection.

Same with the actor Williams Uchemba, who is serving from overseas
Naija issa joke

When it gets to the promise land, lemme know.

9 year old gay, like seriously. I wonder what runs through the minds of this kids.

G

Call it what you want, this is injustice. If you can't create a human, what right do you have to murder one.
P. S: I'm not justifying their actions

ct2:
ladies don't you people advice each other, what is this nonsense

Ah! Bros you think we don't...
They usually end up with " you're hating "speech

DefSimple:
the way people kill these days as if killing is one fun game..

Seriously ehn, it's gradually becoming a trend and if something isn't done, it's gonna be a norm

Hmm

Lord have mercy oo. The heart of man is indeed wicked.

kollinz1234:
So the FG cannot wait till Friday before announcing holidays for Tuesday and Wednesday next week? If the were proactive like this to issues of national interest, m very sure we would have moved from were we are now. Sadly there is no difference BTW the Nigeria of now and the Nigeria of 1983

You just said my mind... It's such a pity sha

abdeiz:
Graduated from a federal university, what i calculated as my GP is 3.63, what shows on my result is 3.49.

I dont even have strenght to hustle for the 2.1, layweys, letters and co all just for a worthless degree. If i knew then what i know now i would be even more unserious with my studies. btw my course of study is nothing to note. We go make am without that degree but with our brains.

You're funny sha

tunjijones:
Does 2.1 guaranty your making it in life. I graduated with a 3rd class and am doing way better than my pairs that came out with a first class. Forget about all those rubbish school grade, go and empower yourself with skills that are at per with 21st century

I don't think the guy needs a 2.1 to make it in life. Considering the stress one goes through before coming out of school, I think fighting for what is yours ain't wrong. It may not be a first class but at least he sure did work for it.

Ojiofor:


Take it easy and don't bath hot water in hot weather rather make ur water mild,not hot and not cold.
Have you tried antihistamine?

I haven't but I would give it a try...thanks for the tip

I've tried nearly every solution mentioned on this thread, all to no avail. Mine started during my secondary school days, and since then it's been a battle. I stopped using sponge and started using hot water(it has to be hot, like hot) which reduced the itching. Even when the weather is hot, I can't even afford to use cold water or i'm gonna be in trouble and they think I'm weird for bathing with hot water in a hot weather, nobody seem to understand my plight, my mom would always complain of me wasting her gas or kerosene. When I was going to camp for NYSC, i thought my life would end cause I was worried about how I'm gonna get hot water to bath like I do at home. The thought of that almost made me to quit going to camp, but funny enough when i got to camp, I used cold water all through and I didn't itch, but now the itching has started again. I can't afford to sweat, get beaten by rain, even after doing laundry or the dishes, I would start itching even though it was just my hands i put in water, the itching comes with a nasty attitude, i get angry, frustrated, irritated. I can snap at anybody, so have learned to accept my fate

2kris:
you will try urs someday

Nah! I'd pass

OneKinGuy:

Hanti we don land ooo

I dey come

This pose for pre-wedding pics is seriously trending

If you want your post to make fp, just use the following captions:
Doggy pose
Snake( this one gets it there faster than the speed of light)
Bbnaija and all the other meaningless headings that keeps trending

Just wait someone is coming to push it to the promise land

When it gets to the promise land, let me know

Okay, finally we don land
Nairaland n bbnaija news be like bread and ewa goyin

@op this would have been better if you'd supported this write up with memes

ugandalady:


there is not yet any man-made craft flying beyond the solar system. and some guys claim they know there is a God, who is above them .

since the God is superior to you , how can you know the God ?

it is not honest to say something you really don't know .

I pray God keeps you till you receive Jesus.