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Politics / Re: INEC Appoints New Secretary by Uchemus(m): 5:53am On Dec 07, 2018
Even if buhari is appointed INEC chairlifeless, we'll ensure Jubrin el' Sudani is retired back to Sudan in the company of his midget pastor VP. #takeitback.

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Family / Re: My Child Walks On Top Of Bed But Is Afraid To Walk On The Ground by Uchemus(m): 9:54pm On Oct 21, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


The reverse is usually the norm.
So I'm kinda surprised.

I had a similar problem with my then toddler. He always crawled into the kitchen to sleep. Even at night.
Sometimes he'd wake up in the middle of the night, then crawl to the kitchen and lie there.

It was then we realized it was actually in the kitchen we made love to conceive him.

I'm thinking you guys never did it on the ground but always on the bed. So he still identifies the bed as his foundation.

But there's nothing to be worried about.
If he can gain balance on the bed, he won't have a problem on the ground.
It could also be that the softness of the bed reassures him that he won't be falling on a hard surface.
He will definitely outgrow that fear.

Babies change.
I'm amazed at the way you confidently settled down to type this garbage. So if I get my wife pregnant in a hotel, my baby would crawl to the hotel in the middle of the night to sleep there. Smh, there are problems we have in this country that are worse than buhari..

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Culture / Re: Meet Simi Oluwaseyi Phebian, Sister Of Ooni Of Ife's Wife Changes Her Bio by Uchemus(m): 1:38pm On Oct 20, 2018
lol, public figure with 592 followers. Buhari get sense pass this one sef..

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Politics / Re: Nigerians In The Diaspora Stormed The Streets To Campaign For Sowore. by Uchemus(m): 12:39pm On Oct 15, 2018
baseless campaign, most of them won't even vote.
Religion / Re: China Shuts Down Christian Churches, Destroys Crosses, Burn Bibles by Uchemus(m): 10:45pm On Sep 10, 2018
McStoic:
China and Russia are two countries whose antichrist stance do not too surprise me. This kinda gross violation of human are some of the reasons none of them can ever take the world power chief from USA. They have big role to play in endtime event. Still, they can never stop the church of Christ. Make dem go ask the old Roman emperors how far. SATAN NO REACH LAI LAI.
O boi, stop fooling yourself publicly, you just spoke like someone who religion has beclouded his sense of logical reasoning. its because of people like you that China banned churches.

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Celebrities / Re: Top5 World Famous African Artists by Uchemus(m): 5:05pm On Sep 09, 2018
Bollinger:


It's true na. Na only small pikin go tok say e no no the artist wey dem list.
as you know them now, how e take help your life?
Celebrities / Re: Top5 World Famous African Artists by Uchemus(m): 5:03pm On Sep 09, 2018
KenModi:

Indomie generation spotted!
fufu generation spotted.
Celebrities / Re: Top5 World Famous African Artists by Uchemus(m): 5:01pm On Sep 09, 2018
Id4Jesus:
The list is not for you. You think those craps you listen to from Olamide, wizkid, davido, etc are really music?
the list is for most famous African artist, not most famous musicians. all artist are not musicians. so next time you want to comment, pls make use of your brain. it doesn't hurt.
Celebrities / Re: Top5 World Famous African Artists by Uchemus(m): 4:58pm On Sep 09, 2018
Bollinger:


They are not talking about musicians known in one or two countries. Plus, the OP is assuming he is talking to older people and not teenagers.
elder Methuselah iv seen you. old ko, expired ni..
Celebrities / Re: Top5 World Famous African Artists by Uchemus(m): 1:12pm On Sep 09, 2018
famous? but I dont know anyone on that list., i dont if its me or that the OP is on rochas kinda weed? ..

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Education / Re: Warri Boy Who Smashed Waec And Jamb Denied Admission by Uchemus(m): 8:59am On Sep 06, 2018
Lucid1:



Only a fool takes pride in his parent’s wealth, if it’s yours then enjoy your bragging rights
mumu, if by a slim chance you become a billionaire, take you children to lautech. so they dont take pride in your supposed wealth.
Education / Re: Warri Boy Who Smashed Waec And Jamb Denied Admission by Uchemus(m): 7:17am On Sep 06, 2018
Benekruku:



Is CU a university.

We talking about universities here.

Seeking God's face for admission again? Are you kidding .

Sigh
all these broke midgets that'll keep beefing private schools because they can't afford them.

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Education / Re: Warri Boy Who Smashed Waec And Jamb Denied Admission by Uchemus(m): 7:15am On Sep 06, 2018
they can't bend their rules, but they can bend it for Corper Davido and Corper Adeosun. In Nigeria, rules are meant for the poor. I havnt seen a country this backward minded. *spits on thread*.

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Education / Re: Warri Boy Who Smashed Waec And Jamb Denied Admission by Uchemus(m): 7:12am On Sep 06, 2018
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Career / Re: Top5 Jobs That Pay More Than Medicine by Uchemus(m): 5:38pm On Sep 05, 2018
Basic123:
NAIRALAND FRONT PAGE AND ANTI-DOCTORS grin


it was initially about how medicine is overrated,later it's about how nigerian doctors are incompetent ,then one Ignorant man experience with a nigeriandoctor and now, jobs that earn more pay than medicine. ......


I just tire for Nairaland. E be like say LaLa fail out from medical school..

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Celebrities / Re: Mr Eazi Joins The Otedolas To Celebrate Temi Otedola's Graduation (Pictured) by Uchemus(m): 11:20pm On Sep 03, 2018
SEONaijaExpert:
I really don't think money can change Mr. Eazi, even though I try to think he's just being simple but then he always look clueless and sometimes dress like an expensive village boy.
that village boy go still collect your babe from you.

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Business / Re: Inside Metering Industry In Akwa Ibom State (Photos) by Uchemus(m): 5:55pm On Sep 02, 2018
Imo State which way?

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Politics / Re: Bayelsa Airport Ready, SAHCOL Inspects Facility by Uchemus(m): 5:54pm On Sep 02, 2018
nice one
Crime / Re: Riot In Federal Polytechnic Bida (natives Attacking Students) by Uchemus(m): 5:52pm On Sep 02, 2018
too bad.
Nairaland / General / Re: Riot Between Federal Poly Bida Students And Indigene by Uchemus(m): 5:51pm On Sep 02, 2018
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Crime / Re: 3 Nigerian Men Arrested In Cambodia For Illegal Activities by Uchemus(m): 5:49pm On Sep 02, 2018
NCAN

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Politics / Re: Why We Postponed Registration Of Voters - Inec by Uchemus(m): 5:43pm On Sep 02, 2018
smh for Nigeria
Crime / Re: 17 Years Girl Cuts Off Her Boyfriend's Manhood In Jigawa (PHOTO ) by Uchemus(m): 5:42pm On Sep 02, 2018
terrible.
NYSC / Re: Female Corper's Khaki Trouser Ripped During An Exercise At NYSC Camp by Uchemus(m): 5:41pm On Sep 02, 2018
so, how will this send buhari back to daura?. mtchw..

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Politics / Re: Jonathan, Okowa, Others For Niger Delta Lifetime Achievements Awards by Uchemus(m): 5:40pm On Sep 02, 2018
all we do is give award for rubbish in this country. spits on thread and Op.
Crime / Re: 57 Suspected Homosexuals Arrested In Lagos By Police by Uchemus(m): 7:11pm On Aug 27, 2018
hope they arrested bobrisky and denrele?

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Celebrities / Re: Timaya To Phyno: "Marriage Doesn’t Work. Just Have A Child" by Uchemus(m): 12:31pm On Aug 27, 2018
very stupid advice

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Events / Re: Yoruba Bride Avoids Kneeling Down For Her Husband At Their Traditional Marriage by Uchemus(m): 8:07am On Aug 24, 2018
all these noise you people are making, nobody has asked if she married a man or a fellow woman sef.

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Religion / Re: Faith & David Oyedepo Celebrate 36th Wedding Anniversary by Uchemus(m): 3:59pm On Aug 22, 2018
tamethem:



[s]How can any word from a Mad man make sense to sane guys like us?

Fine handsome reasonable guys like us na sense they rush us grin

Every passers bye has no brain in the sight of a lunatic naw. So ride on in your madness. grin


Is it not a madman that insults ppl that dont do anything to him. Someone spends his money how he likes and you are wailing over it. Calling them Sheeples and Cronic thither. The animals that gave birth to you refused to teach you that there is dignity in minding your goddam business.

I pay thithes, is it your father's business, I worship God the way I like ,is it your Mums money. If the fools that you call parents refused to teach you, it is my duty on NL to panel-beat sense into your mendular oblongata. grin

That's why I am called Tamethem. I dont give a FCK if I'm banned doing this. I don't make money tru NL but its the other way.

Guys like you are roaming the streets thinking they are normal grin but sorry the opposite is the case.

Learn to mind your business when it comes to Christians on NL because I will give it to you as hot as a cup of coffee.


Oponu sowe nu grin

Uchemus the ignoramus grin[/s]
dont forget to wipe your a$s mouth when you are done. thank you.
Religion / Re: Faith & David Oyedepo Celebrate 36th Wedding Anniversary by Uchemus(m): 6:32am On Aug 22, 2018
tamethem:


grin you just made no sense. a waste of time and energy typing poo.


grin learn how to use your brain its not up there for nothing.


grin
oh sorry it made no sense to you. like I said earlier, youv got no brain. to simply put, "NOTHING DEY YOUR HEAD". hope this would make sense to you.
Religion / Re: Faith & David Oyedepo Celebrate 36th Wedding Anniversary by Uchemus(m): 11:25pm On Aug 21, 2018
tamethem:



Your Moniker sounds Mumuish likewise your comment, you should have been named Mumuni or muniru because you are a complete unadulterated MuMu and an Ignoramus.


grin happy holidays Uchemus
lol, your own moniker is a misnomer, coz the only thing that needs to be tamed is your brain. unfortunately, you dont have any because the little brain you were born with was amazingly sacrificed for an extra butt hole which was surreptitiously positioned in your buccal cavity, so as to enable you talk shiit without hesitation, shame, or remorse.
Religion / Re: Faith & David Oyedepo Celebrate 36th Wedding Anniversary by Uchemus(m): 6:24pm On Aug 21, 2018
this post is only of concern to the sheepels, chronic tithers, the seed showers and the anti-freezers.

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