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Romance / Re: Men Behave Better When Around Beautiful Women by ukuuku(f): 2:58pm On Jul 16, 2014
buh when the fine girl the guy is behaving himself for now has severe mouth odour cry cry cry embarassed embarassed
Pets / Re: PLEASE HELP!!! Guard/security Dogs(puppies) Needed Please by ukuuku(f): 4:19pm On Jul 10, 2014
oluomoadebayo:
Which of the breed are you looking at and I think you need a professional to train your dog for security. You can't do much with a young dog until fully matured.
thank you very much for the reply.....i dont really know which breed i should go for....i just want the type that is very effective...
Pets / PLEASE HELP!!! Guard/security Dogs(puppies) Needed Please by ukuuku(f): 2:32pm On Jul 10, 2014
hello my fellow Nairalanders.....i stay in Benin and Lagos, i want to start up a security firm and i need to buy security dogs...but first, i need them as puppies cos i would like to train them. Suggestions as to how to go about the training would be highly welcome. thank you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got A Job Through NAIRALAND by ukuuku(f): 2:07pm On Jul 07, 2014
MEILYN: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Its better you give your money to an orphanage home than to give it to one yeye pastor. Congrats @OP
thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Just Got A Job Through NAIRALAND by ukuuku(f): 1:37pm On Jul 07, 2014
me get small matter on this 'give-your-first-time-salary' issue o......cos i got another job, i go still give my whole first month salary for this new one
NYSC / Re: 2013/ 2014 Corpers': When Are You Returning For Your January Clearance? by ukuuku(f): 11:31pm On Jan 05, 2014
Please o, if some1 cannot make it for clearance within the period given for rizns beyond human control, would there be a punishment??
Romance / Re: How I Would Have Destroyed My Life With Sex On 31st Night.. What Helped Me? by ukuuku(f): 12:09am On Jan 04, 2014
@OP
I wuz xpectin a more detailed story as regards the topic(which wuz catchy shocked....btw, u have time ooo, replying almst every post.....
(Ehn, I knw, e go stee reply dis one grin)
Phones / Re: Nigerian Twitter Users (Tweeps) Thread - Let's Follow Each Other by ukuuku(f): 11:33pm On Jan 01, 2014
@covrexis......once u hit d follow button, u wuld be automatically followed back*wink*
Business / Re: Which Bank Has The Most Reliable Atm Machine? by ukuuku(f): 9:47pm On Dec 27, 2013
Agbalumo Community Bank ATM
Romance / Re: After 3 Abortions, He Will Marry Another Lady This Month by ukuuku(f): 9:21pm On Dec 27, 2013
Well, personally.......I think she should sincerly ask for God's forgiveness as regards the abortions, ask for the Grace of God to not kill d man abi na guy and move on with her Life.......cos if she rilly loved the guy and wuz totally committed to him, God will defintly fight for her.
Jokes Etc / Re: Four Hot Unclad Chicks In A Jacuzzi Picture!!! by ukuuku(f): 1:18pm On Dec 26, 2013
;DChai! With the headline, I b don dey tink go far, dey get d picture for ma head....op, u try for d disapointment sha
Health / Re: Pornography’s Effect On The Brain by ukuuku(f): 12:34pm On Dec 26, 2013
undecided I swear, I couldn't read this piece, toooo long Mehn
Literature / Re: My Encounter With Mami-wata Spirit by ukuuku(f): 11:07am On Dec 26, 2013
Ishilove: Poster, for God's sakes, haven't you ever heard of formatting? Paragraph your work because the jumbled lines is making my head swim!!! angry

You are also murdering syntax! angry
You've said it all!!!

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Literature / Re: The Adventure Of Corper John by ukuuku(f): 8:49am On Dec 17, 2013
An extremely interesting and captivating story line.....biko, update us ASAP
Culture / Re: An Osun Lady Raised And Impregnated By Ghosts by ukuuku(f): 12:38pm On Dec 16, 2013
*in Phyno's voice* Ghost mode, u no dey see.....hahahahaha, ghost ko, spirit ni
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Make money while in school or anywhere, How.? by ukuuku(f): 9:48am On Dec 16, 2013
gettingxcrazy@yahoo.com
Religion / Re: Rccg Holy Ghost Congress 2013 Theme: The Overflow by ukuuku(f): 2:57pm On Dec 14, 2013
Okija_juju: Every Year.. Una dey Invite Holy Ghost come Nigeria for Crusade.. People go gather, fall, stand, kneel down, Pikins go loss, People motor go loss, then go thief people phone, e.t.c inside where Holy Ghost dey and nathing dey happen.... YET!!! The poor for inside una still poor, the wans wey don hammer, dey chop dey go. Pastor account Balance don dey big pass God own, Country wey una dey live inside still no good, School wey una pikins dey go, dem no dey learn nothing, and the wahala continues.

YET! Next year.. Holy Ghost Conference 2014 - The OVERTAKE, Una go gather again..


Kai!!!

The gods must be crazy... grin
*seriously laughing here* Damn!! U funny
Celebrities / Re: New Pictures Of Mercy Johnson by ukuuku(f): 2:47pm On Dec 14, 2013
This is defintly an old picture
NYSC / Re: What Nysc Has Done To Me. A Must See! by ukuuku(f): 7:02am On Dec 03, 2013
Eya....kpele

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NYSC / Re: NYSC Allowance For States In Nigeria by ukuuku(f): 6:43am On Dec 03, 2013
Ayne kys: Kwara: 0k
Thinking of it actually, one year of service to your fatherland
Without a state alawi does not make you poor. Jst pray to
God for favor. That's it
.
Well said, buh.....@least, notin is too small, notin is too big frm d Govt

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Health / Re: If Proper Bathing Makes The Body Clean, What Makes The Towel Dirty? by ukuuku(f): 6:26am On Dec 03, 2013
grin
4q: What makes the towel dirty is the hair cream. No soap can totally clean off the hair cream we use except we shampoo wash the hair each time we bath. The towel will be less dirty if we don't dry our head ( hair) with it.

And for Ladies d@ don't wash their hair while bathing nko?? grin

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Celebrities / Re: T-Billz Destroys Photographer's Camera At Sound Sultan's Birthday Party by ukuuku(f): 6:11am On Dec 03, 2013
Tiwa, I hope he doesn't smash u someday
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Is Not Pregnant, She Just Ate 'Puff Puff' – by ukuuku(f): 6:19am On Nov 05, 2013
paul_288@yahoo.:
Puff puff to baby puff and baby puff eventually becomes power puff girls...blossom,bubble,buttercup have dedicated their lives to stop the forces of evil...
rotfl

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NYSC / Re: NYSC BATCH 13C Posted To Lagos State(the Center Of Excellence) by ukuuku(f): 12:52am On Nov 05, 2013
mcdonald123: Posted 2 lagos, bur camping @ iseyin in oyo state...
. Me too, holla me on 08141233706 let's hook up
NYSC / Re: 2013 NYSC Batch C: Oyo State. by ukuuku(f): 11:48pm On Nov 04, 2013
Yels ke!! #TeamOyo #TeamAAU I'm @ Ibadan already, wuld be comin tmrw by God's grace...abeg, make una kip space for me o(based on queue thngs)*wink* add me up 2647FA93 let's go dere!!!!! *dancin* skelewu

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