nateevs:


I am pleased to know Tyrique George is joining up with the squad. I am looking forward to him getting some minutes during the season. He can already solve a lot of problems.

Here's to hoping he actually gives Maresca something to think about in that LW spot.

That's the weakest part of our squad at the moment.

zeusis:

They need to build the boat around him

Wetin be this 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣

Skimpledawg:

That bastard is eruditor?

Shameful!

Lmao

You didn't know?

izzou:


When i say this guy dey mock Nigerians, una no go believe

Who no go believe? 😂😂

Theflint1:
1 + X + Ororo + BF + Kim Kardashian = Peter Obi

😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

charlesemeka85:
🚨🇦🇹 | Sporting Lagos's Jonathan Alukwu have joined Austrian 5th Division side, ASKÖ OEDT II .

The 21 Year-Old break out star of last season who scored 12 goals and provided 2 assists as per Transfer Market rejected a deal from Rivers United🇳🇬 before joining the 5th division side.

🤦‍♀️

Why the emoji at the end ser?

larrideX:


Gavin Newsom and Kamala will lose before poll close across the country.

Hillary is past it.

He's endorsed Kamala

Lmao Trump is president again.
My only wahala now na say the man fit comot birthright pali

Lmao blud Kamala CANNOT beat Trump.

izzou:
But Democrats no like Harris.

This one na Tough love oh.

Na to develop love for Harris, by fire, by force

It's really put them in a quandary.

Kamala? Hillary? Gavin Newsom?

iamoyindamola:

That's how it should be
He's not fit, he was never fit
Can emilokan respect his old age too? lailai

African Politicians left the chat.


Looking at you, Paul Biya

Biden stood down.

Ihebu4chelsea:
Izzuo , Do you think the north is right to start a protest against this Government. Despite ignoring everything that happened during the Last administration? Please i'm not in support of both the past and present administration!

😂😂😂😂😂😂
I will not say what is on my mind

nateevs:


Andrey Santos is not a 6. He's a box-to-box midfielder, which is what is required tactically for Maresca's second 8 set up.

Okay.

nateevs:


I am surprised at this. I could have sworn that Maresca would fancy using him tactically as an option for one of his box-to-box 8s.

Andrey Santos is not an 8. He's a 6.

andrewbaba44:


No be me talk thah england best ever talent o ,e be like na oga iPhone talk that one

😂😂😂😂😂

See disavowment

akwesenana:
This niccur don dey explain for over 2 weeks now.

Foden flopped at the Euros and that's it, finito!!

It's just difficult for him to accept 😂😂

Your boy dropped an 007 when every other attacker had a contribution. Even Toney scored a shootout pen.

raumdeuter:




Rooney wasn't 16 at the Euros

Unless that.

Because that performance is the best by a youngster I've ever witnessed at a tournament.

If he had stayed fit England would've won the whole thing.

Realtord43:
Say the name of an England player of 16yrs old, past and present that is as good like Yamal

Lol.
Wayne Rooney.

Go and Watch Euro 2004 if you doubt me.

swiz123:


I personally think Enzo succumbed to pressure by accepting he did wrong. The strength of the French national team is the aggregate strength of all pure Africans who represent them.

Why will an African man whose parents are from Africa choose to represent a white man's country? The Argentines chant is satirical and a wake up call to Africans; but then, Africans are stupid and too sensitive.

Imagine how stronger Nigeria will be if Saka and Eze represented us. But then, they both chose to represent England and if I ridicule them for it, it will simply be considered criticism but if a white man does it, it will be tagged racism.

Big shout out to all African players who choose to bear their countries flag proudly and represent them with their hearts.

If your mum hits you with a stick, and stranger hits you with the same stick and force, will your reaction be the same?

Why have you people chosen to ignore context and nuance and bury your heads in the sand?

Egbon, I can swear I like Enzo Fernández more than you do. No allow this feeling cloud your judgement to this level abeg. E no make

nihilistjnr:


Griezmann's father is German, and his mom is Portuguese. Giroud is half-Italian. Theo Hernandez is Spanish. Nobody sang about Italians or Germans on that team bus.

Alexis MacAllister has a last name that is clearly far from Spanish. Rodri De Paul is half Italian and has Italian passport. Garnacho was born in Spain to a Spanish father.

Messi is famously fully Italian on both sides of his family.

You didn't hear their names in that song. You didn't hear Enzo sing about competing against teams like Canada,USA, and bloody Jamaica in the 'South American' tournament they just won.

Instead they chose to sing about niggas in Paris.

Boss man, these are not the kind of people you want to cape for.

Spain's Euro 2024-winning CB partnership are both French.

Mauro Camoranesi famously did not know the words to the Italian national anthem as at the time the 2006 World Cup began.

But people are acting like they can't see the intent behind those silly lyrics. Mtchew.

tng:


Lmao. I like your candour.

I've never hidden my likeness for the dude.

I admit that what he's done is disgusting and extremely distasteful.

I also admit that I haven't been quite as vociferous in calling him out, purely because of my bias for him as he's an excellent midfielder.

5K.


Unlimited22 pin here.

seankafor:
na so we see am, abi naija police know wetin be remote work?

Lmao

Once you're not squeezing yourself inside bus with tie, worn out shoes and a frustrated face by 5.30am on a chilly morning hoping to somehow arrive work before 9am, you don't have a job and so you're a thief or fraudster.

Again, wonderful.


Modernism.

Omo na WA o

Wonderful

superintendents:


na wa oo.. Things dey happen sha..

They say una no dey go work really got me laughing hard..

There's a reason a lot of remote workers, freelancers and gig workers dress up and go out to hubs, fast food spots etc

Na to avoid this tag of 'e no dey comot house, e be Yahoo boy'

A lot of Nigerians are brash, nosy, and inherently ignorant, which is a terrible combination.

One day I was going home in a bus at night and we were stopped very close to Eleme Junction flyover (for those who know PH well)

The driver didn't see them on time but immediately screeched to a halt when he saw them but despite this, the policeman felt he was, in his own words, 'playing with him' and tear gassed the whole bus.

These guys can be inhuman sometimes.

raumdeuter:


Just avoid them if possible, if you can't just Obey everything they want just to get away

If he calls me monkey, gorrila anything at that point na yes sir

One of our Aluta in University on our way home in a bus of like 20 students, na so soldiers stopped us and they started asking where are those students that were threatening to kill soldiers make dem come out and no be joke out of like 6 of them, like 4 were drunk and staggering

They now said we should lineup and nominate 3 people they can kill so they won't kill everyone.
Later they said lie down on concrete road and anyone whose head doesn't touch the tarmac will be the chosen one to be shot
The girls among us were already crying
After like 30mins of their sick games their Oga who spoke better told us to sit on the road, that we should go home peacefully and uniformed men are not people to be played with. On another day they can shoot all of us and nothing will happen

I am certain many innocents have been shot and no one even heard about it

Only God knows how many unclaimed skeletons dey Naija roadsides

So many crimes that they are looking for innocent people to pin it on

You're making my point for me

I see them all while on duty as people to be avoided.

Anything, ANYTHING, can go wrong, with dire consequences.

raumdeuter:


In 2010 the day Bayern eliminated Man Utd and Robben scored that volley. I was in New Jersey for work and using my phone while driving (which was legal in Texas where I traveled from but illegal in New Jersey)

Na so police light for my back. I stopped and put the phone on speaker for my friend to dey hear.

The police asked me do you know why I stopped you, I said No. He said because you are using phone while driving. I told him I'm from Texas and it's not illegal. I wanted to put hand in my pocket to bring out my wallet and show him my license, the guy shouted thinking maybe I'm reaching for a gun

From there I just decided I'm not going to drag or argue anything, at that point i realized you can be a few wrong move from being in the news. Let me just get home in peace

I just kept quiet accepted everything, he gave me a ticket for like $450 and said I can come to court to contest it. I didn't even bother contesting it. I just paid

Someone said you should realise that both you and the policeman both want to go home, and you should try and act in such a way that you're defusing tension EVERY TIME

It's just that Omo me sef dey wary. Bros na you hold gun. I'm just a baby 🤣🤣

Griffon:


Tell me this boy did not sign that contract under duress.

See as him bone face.

Na lie Ser Griffon, First of his name

He just has Cold Face

DeadPresidents:


This.

In Naija, you know the policeman wants to obtain you. In the US, the policeman may be a KKKLan Dragon trying to meet his own black mortality cases quota.

The police are friends with no one.