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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 1:00pm On Jun 07, 2020
SuperSixSeven:


Exactly for this reason i left beegeagle. I got frustrated by those attention seekers and fantasy generals.
The funny thing is he expects me to take him seriously, because he’s linking a screenshot of some dude on beegeagle, a den of armchair generals.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 12:52pm On Jun 07, 2020
FieldMarshall06:


Nah. I can't go further please. When men start discussing, I will know. See the red underlined, everyone does same. Classified is classified.
My God, whose child is this? grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 12:29pm On Jun 07, 2020
pacretus:
long time bro... grin grin grin
Old soilder, you still dey here?? grin cheesy cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 12:28pm On Jun 07, 2020
FieldMarshall06:
Someone makes a point, feel free to agree or disagree. But some people want to mock others. When they get beaten they call their muds.

Nonsense, i don't put up with trash. If you mess with me, I will mess you up. Simple.

Lets respect ourselves and agree to disagree.
Maybe if you weren’t posting pure nonsense lies I wouldn’t be here calling you out.

You’re even more delusional if you think you’re special or important and have powers to affect the lives of a random stranger from the comfort of your home in olodi apapa, with borrowed data.
Go and sit your dusty behind down!!!

Mr classified!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 12:13pm On Jun 07, 2020
FieldMarshall06:


You are "bottom shelf " ... let me deal with the top guns first grin
If only you had a brain

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 12:12pm On Jun 07, 2020
FieldMarshall06:
We can have a conversation... but if anyone starts garbage, he would be dealt with.

For the records, I did not start trouble...
“You’re talking in the nonsense, you’re talking in the rubbish, you’re talking in the thing that does not have a good experience, this is not a baby class” grin

Stop conjuring fantasies and passing it off as reality, I still maintain Nigeria has no top secret sophisticated SAM weaponry hidden in a top secret bunker/facility, the fact that I have to repeat this in 2020 to you tells me you cannot be reasoned with.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 12:03pm On Jun 07, 2020
Fynline:


We all know who is talking here grin cheesy grin
cheesy cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 10:26am On Jun 07, 2020
FieldMarshall06:


Please, are you very sure about this? This is the reason argument starts. Because few people like us, who know better, are stunned when you speak untruth with so much certainty.

Please have you been inside our armoury? Were you a member of the National Air Defence Corps? What do you know about the NA air defence artillery regiment? Are you privy to classified procurements? How do you know that our air defence is non-existent? And you talk with so much certainty, which sucks.

See, any enemy that thinks we have no high-tech air defence system runs the risk of complete annihilation in the skies. Unfortunately, Nigerian military is very secretive and you will never know the specifics of the weapons and systems.

However, Just take it as truth from someone who knows more than you ever will.
Bro, come down from there.
There is no top secret classified Sophisticated weaponry hiding anywhere, and no you don’t know shi.t!!
This is 2020 not 1987, do you really think Nigeria would procure something major and it’ll remain a secret??

Talking about “few people like us” please stop this faux importance nonsense you’re projecting.

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Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals 2020 ➜ ➜ ➜ by upko: 9:30pm On May 21, 2020
damilare96:
320
Honest question, do you think your rate will go up to maybe 350 in the nearest future considering how poor the naira is at the moment?

Cc:slimanyd
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 6:51am On Aug 13, 2016
thedarkside:


why do you think its sooo hard to figure out how to detect a f35??....anything that moves,create heat....and things flying made by men,create a remarkable amount of heat....



people even still use a stick to detect underground-water in dry lands....

after you detect the f35,just shoot everything you have in that direction!!!...even one 7mm munition is enough to make the f35 vulnerable.......

you dont have to focus the ol time on it...just shoot everything you have in the direction that you suspect it.....

look...nigerians are not happy...better upgrade what you already have,than provoke the people and have nothing a tall!!!!....
LOL!!
So by upgrading our fleet of short, beat up, old and near end of service life alpha jets that would give Nigerians something to be happy about ??
Your logic is flawed my good friend grin

The science behind F35 is not alien or supernatural, detecting it is not impossible, if you aren't dead already
Celebrities / Re: Google Explains Why It Shutdown Linda Ikeji's Blog by upko: 3:13pm On Oct 09, 2014
Some Nigerians have no SHAME, defending an intellectual thief.

I'm not surprised seeing how some even defended a certain pastor when his building collapsed and killed hundreds due to negligence.


Rilamaka:
Complete BULLSHIT. Mr Aydee or whatever , I hope you can now buy your own Range Rover? Yeye dey smell
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Babe take your brain out of the closet and dust it.
You need your brain when contributing on stuffs like this undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Launches New Website's by upko: 1:02pm On Oct 09, 2014
Someone is forking with linda grin

Like, these Cyber-squatters are not even playing.
All my names have been taken.lol. Think it’s
finally time for me to move to my own domain
name (I was scared before because of hackers)
but there’s no Linda Ikeji available online.
Unknown people have registered everything
there is to register. Some as far back as 2007
when I didn’t even know what blogging was all
about though I was blogging at the time. I got
some people to help me look for a lindaikeji
domain name yesterday…and everything has
been taken. I’m kind of flattered sha, didn’t know
I was that much of a big deal…lol.
Anyway, I will find one weird LindaIkeji name
and let y’all know soon where I am moving to. I
don’t want to give any of these guys the pleasure
of buying those names from them.
Secondly, I also think it’s time to expand. For
almost 8 years it’s been mostly me. I think it’s
time to get more hands to work at LIB. Doing it
mostly alone has been fun but it can be quite
exhausting. You don’t go out much and I
practically don’t have a social life. Plus now I can
go out more and maybe find me a husband
before menopause catch me for house where I
sit down from morning till night dey blog…lol. I
need sex again in my life I swear…choi…lol.

I’m kinda glad this happened…it’s pushed me to
want to expand. Will let y’all know. Kisses


This entry was posted in Blog and tagged
cybersquatters, Dear, names, Readers, taken,
these on October 9, 2014.

http://www.lindaikeji.co.uk
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 10:22am On Oct 09, 2014
Henry120:


This is the "Kriss vector" sub-machine gun. It's made by Defence contractor XE, Formerly Black water. I don't think it has entered full production yet.
Thanks.
Politics / Re: Abandoned ( Collapsed) Atan Cemetery Fence by upko: 10:03am On Oct 09, 2014
The living are neglected in Nigeria, not to talk of the dead.
Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 9:46am On Oct 09, 2014
Henry120

Please id this weapon for me.

Sorry for derailing

Politics / Re: Bama:Military Orders Arrest Of General For Running Into Bush With Troops In Fear by upko: 6:19am On Oct 07, 2014
SirShymex:


Stark illiterate, illiteracy isn't just about inability to read or write, it also involves the following:

[s]- having or demonstrating little education.
- showing lack of culture.
- displaying a marked lack of knowledge in a particular field. Ref: dictionary[/s]

^^^And you and your ilk display the qualities of an illiterate person listed above.

Tutoring again for you, unremarkable stark illiterate! grin

The words in bold I couldn't agree more, but your definition was a bit lengthy, so I had to make it quite easy on the eyes. So here:

illiterate
-A moro.n with the approximate education
of a fly at best.

Or

-A shymexx wink

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Politics / Re: Bama:Military Orders Arrest Of General For Running Into Bush With Troops In Fear by upko: 11:09pm On Oct 06, 2014
SirShymex:
Lmao...let me troll for a bit.

This thread https://www.nairaland.com/1935163/flood-yorubas-making-igbo-accounts will always be the reference point.

I've never seen that many malnourished bums with fvcked faces in my life. Even Somalis don't look that fvcked.

That alone explains a lot of things. You lot are so bummy and re.tarded that everything I do on here, you always steal it. I started the "X" thing, now I see tons of folks have created handles with "X." Of late, I have been seeing a lot of people with "Sir" in-front of their handles.

Started "utter" and now everyone is biting it. I can list tons of things I started that you lot have stolen. Fvcked faces having hungry bums. grin

Funny how you are quick to call someone malnourished, when infact you have never uploaded your real picture on nairaland.

Come to think of it, I just gave it a thought and.....
I'm guessing you are as ugly as sin

So I'm taking back my invite as a precaution, I don't want you coming to my birthday party and giving my guest heart attacks with you horrid looking face.

Check my own link on google
http://www.google.com/fool
You fit the description so well I'm thinking they had you in mind when they were creating this link.
FOO!!


I say nice things but facts only wink

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Politics / Re: Bama:Military Orders Arrest Of General For Running Into Bush With Troops In Fear by upko: 10:39pm On Oct 06, 2014
Descartes:
You have been boxing the coward to a very tight corner of no rebounce.He is an epistle writer. grin grin
Sir, I am a Nigerian and it is my duty to dish out the biggest blow I can muster to any agent of the devil sent to incite tribal war amongst Nigerians, and when that agent of the devil is not even a proper Nigerian it pisses me off.

Shymexx has never in his entire existence on nairaland said something nice about my country, all he does is throw insults around and try to stroke his ego all the time claiming to live in London.

I am a nigerian and people like him who have no root cannot and should not insult my country.
Instead he should spend his remaining adult life tracing his roots.

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Politics / Re: Bama:Military Orders Arrest Of General For Running Into Bush With Troops In Fear by upko: 10:03pm On Oct 06, 2014
SirShymex:
Lmao...

Reference the previous link.

I definitely don't feel any connection whatsoever to malnourished bums with primeval mentality. And I don't feel any connection to Nigeria.

But I'm connected to everything Yoruba. Loool

Keep trolling, I'm actually bored. Lool

Hahhahahahaha
grin you stupidity amazes even the devil.
My 19th birthday is next month, I would love to have you perform live to my guest, I'm very sure that they would be find you amusing as I have.

I'm glad you don't feel any connection with Nigeria, we could really do without one less FOO!!

Modified: I'm surprised you haven't brought up those your "neo-con" "neo-liberal" bullshit you say all the time grin

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Politics / Re: Bama:Military Orders Arrest Of General For Running Into Bush With Troops In Fear by upko: 9:42pm On Oct 06, 2014
SirShymex:


However, feeling connected to Nigeria is an individual thing. I don't feel any connection whatsoever with Nigeria, especially those who populate this forum because we are like two parallel lines. But I know my roots and who I am. And I believe he also does, and he is connected to his father, via his roots - hence his name and why he wears the naija colours sometimes.

If I were to bump into you anywhere tomorrow, talking about naija would be the last thing on my mind. I will just chat to you as a normal person, and keep it moving. If you can't relate to everything about being Nigerian there is absolutely no point forcing it on yourself apart from topics that are available everywhere and you can discuss. And that is also a thing of interest, and not everyone is interested in politics, culture, history, and foreign affairs
See Goat with false ego trying to feel important and giving lengthy speech about roots when he doesn't even have one.

Try harder do something reasonable like commiting suicide so you can be remembered by the British community at least that would make you important.
To a true Nigerian like myself you are as worthless as a Dick on a priest.
Take your lengthy sermons on roots to your grave.

Nigeria does not even need proper arssholzz such as your self to incite baseless tribal wars all the time.

I am a NIgerian!! Who are you?? grin

I bet you can't even give me that answer in a split second, because you don't even know grin

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Politics / Re: Bama:Military Orders Arrest Of General For Running Into Bush With Troops In Fear by upko: 7:43pm On Oct 06, 2014
shymexx:
Lmao!! grin

Reference: https://www.nairaland.com/1935163/flood-yorubas-making-igbo-accounts undecided
Hahhahahahahaha.....
Reference: http://www.google.com/fools

grin your face is all over the link.

and he thinks I'm an igbo.....I shudder at your gross display of foolishness grin

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Politics / Re: Bama:Military Orders Arrest Of General For Running Into Bush With Troops In Fear by upko: 7:31pm On Oct 06, 2014
Remarkable:
Gee I didn't even read to the end of his post to see he called you that.... true to type, brave Yoruba men find their strength when it comes to women and children...

My dear, his type are an embarrassment to us men, he and I may be of different ethnicities or nationalities, but it happens we the same gender, so on his behalf, I do apologise... thing is, its not easy for some of his type to stomach not just the true behavior of his tribesmen, but the jest that follows such behavior... its really demoralising for them... I recall one of them a long time ago, read of how Ijaw youths in Ondo or so, kidnapped an Oba or beat him up or something... (might hav even been without weapons)... the American yooba boy was furious and exclaimed ... "It seems this cowardice of Yorubas is true!"... so I guess and hope you understand. once again, abeg, no vex...

The funny thing is the retarddd shymexx shymess, doesn't even have an identity. A second class citizen who obviously is suffering from severe inferiority complex.
Calling everybody stark illiterate when infact I would rather die an illiterate than have a half useless brain as his. cheesy
Check all his previous post, you would understand that he has chronic mental issues relating to abuse of illegal substances, always fantasizing and gloating about his imaginary brain.
It must really hurt to be shymexx


Ask him what he has contributed to life, I'm sure the answer would be NOTHING, and yet he calls himself a literate.
Literate illiterate


Sometimes you hear him bash our military and country, you would feel like he personifies the word FOOLISH!! Which by the way I think he does. grin

Regardless of the amount of education a Foo!! Recieves he would always remain a FOO!!! I just pray he isn't up to 40yrs yet.

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Politics / Re: Bama:Military Orders Arrest Of General For Running Into Bush With Troops In Fear by upko: 10:30am On Oct 06, 2014
shymexx:


I am a Stark illiterate, I need to stop going on a tangent. This isn't about Biafra. If i want to discuss that, create a new thread for me

I need to, go back to the article and read all the communities (more than five of them) under the high command of the alleged General. And they all represent different front lines, with battalions. So, the commanders in question, who ran into the bushes are going to be Lt Colonels - under the high command.

That is a little education about military formations to me, vacuous weasel.

Yes, the General should be court-martialled, for the performance of the troops. But the title is misleading. Now run along!

Finally
I am a fooooool
Poor shymexx cheesy


Mark my moniker, I'm your new friend as a matter of fact I'm following you this instant. grin

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Politics / Re: Bama:Military Orders Arrest Of General For Running Into Bush With Troops In Fear by upko: 10:16am On Oct 06, 2014
shymexx:


Stark illiterate, did you actually read the article, or just jumped to conclusion after reading the misleading title?

So, in your obtuse mind, Generals in the military fight on the frontline, or the alleged person here is being accused of not providing proper leadership for the troops.

And when the same Yoruba Generals like Adekunle the Scorpion start killing you fvckers now, you will start shedding emotional tears everywhere about genocide. Scandalous primeval slut and a stark illiterate.
[size=30]Big goat...foolishhhh old bastardick cow. Your mother is the slut.
Empty brain you always come here to claim diasporan. Big goat
You hate our military
You hate our country
You hate our president

You hate anybody that says the truth

I'm very sure you are much older than me, but you are a big fooooooool!!

I am a true nigerian, good or bad I will defend her from bastatdzz like you.

I love nigerians, igbos hausas yorubas fulanis..

Kill yourself you poor sick mentally challenged bastarddd.
[/size]

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Politics / Re: Family Of Beheaded Pilot- Chimda Hedima by upko: 1:03pm On Oct 04, 2014
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Romance / Re: Romance Section And Fake Females. by upko: 7:03am On Oct 04, 2014
tosyne2much: OP, may you live long.. You will start seeing the frustrated dudes under the cover of females will start bashing you for this write-up.. Just be very observant, you shall know them by their post
Lol...I ready for them meanwhile some have started saying I've been rejected, lol whatever that means.
Romance / Re: Romance Section And Fake Females. by upko: 6:56am On Oct 04, 2014
MrCork:

^^^^ clearly the side effect of confusion and rejection.....when he waz chasin the females,they were angels......when he got rejected,they r now demons.

....ma professional advise....he need full quick medical checkup (no offense)
undecided
Corky joe cheesy
Check my previous post history and tell me if I've even asked a girl or boy "how are you?"
This thread is for people like you, who goes after anything lightskinnedgrin
Romance / Romance Section And Fake Females. by upko: 9:46pm On Oct 03, 2014
It is really pathetic that while we have genuine females on this section, some are males parading themselves as females using pictures of beautiful females gotten from the web especially Facebook and tumblr.

They come on here to deceive the entire NL'ers and try to pass off as females, they are mostly arrogant and create the most useless thread on this board. Like:
"Ladies what size of deeks do you prefer"
"I'm sorry my love"
"forgive me my love"
"my love I'm going crazy for you"
"don't break my heart pumpkin"

They mostly crave attention and are most times given the attention, because their profile pic is that of a beautiful girl.
The silly guys would even flirt with them with the hope of getting laid, they even go as far as defending them everytime so they would be noticed.

Beware of these demon two-faced monkeys!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by upko: 11:03pm On Sep 23, 2014
Our new ride for Oga cheesy

Politics / Re: Nairaland/Ndlea Public Alert by upko: 2:27pm On Sep 12, 2014
Seun: This is unfortunate. I'd like to know what you think about this and what you think I should do about it.
This is unfortunate sir, since the agency has raised a red flag, I suggest you ban anyone that tries to advertise for the agency. Until further notice.
I know it is hard to monitor all the post on here.

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