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Celebrities / Re: Omotola Shows Off Her Secondary School Leaving Certificate by UZORY007: 10:38am On Jul 03, 2014 |
Omotola passed out of primary school in 1987 while she was born in 1978 which means she was 9 years old when she finished primary school in 1987. who is deceiving who? |
Jokes Etc / Big butts (pixs) by UZORY007: 10:11am On Mar 14, 2012 |
I came across her over the weekend at Oniru Beach.
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Jokes Etc / Fake Nigerian Doctor List Of Medical Terms by UZORY007: 1:07pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
Artery :The study of paintings Bacteria :Back door of the cafeteria Barium:What u do with dead patients Bowels :A E I O U Caesarean Section:A suburb in Rome Cat scan:A search for kitty D & C :Where Washington is Dilate:To live longer Enema :Not your friend Fester:Quicker Genital :Not a Jew Impotent:Distinguished and well known Labour pain :Getting hurt at work Medical Staff:Doctor’s walking stick Morbid :Higher offer Nitrates:Cheaper than day rates Out Patient :A person who’s fainted Pelvis:A friend of Elvis Post Operative:A letter courier Seizure :The roman Emperor Terminal illness:when u get sick at the airport Tumor:Another couple Urine :The opposite of "you’re out" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Greetings! by UZORY007: 9:58am On Mar 07, 2012 |
lol |
Jokes Etc / Greetings! by UZORY007: 11:13am On Mar 06, 2012 |
write this on a sheet of paper 370HSSV 0773H then turn the paper upside down and read. If u can get it, Scroll Down to get the Result. ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Hello As*hole |
Politics / Re: Lower Nigerian Flag All Over The Country In Honor Of Ojukwu by UZORY007: 1:51pm On Feb 27, 2012 |
I am Ibo and i will not support the Idea. Who was he? and for why? What are his contributions to our beloved country Nigeria except leading over 4 million Nigerians their early grave. |
Crime / Re: Girl Turned To Snake In Warri: Is This True? by UZORY007: 1:42pm On Feb 17, 2012 |
its a Lie. follow the link below to get the real details http://www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2010/02/13/snake-with-a-human-head-found-in-malaysia/ |
Events / Happy Birthday My Lovely Angel Orji Miriam Ogechi. by UZORY007: 1:15pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by UZORY007: 12:50pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
Events / Re: Happy Birthday R231, Drop Your Wishes For Him. by UZORY007: 12:18pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
Events / Re: Happy Birthday R231, Drop Your Wishes For Him. by UZORY007: 12:13pm On Sep 21, 2011 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Breaking News! by UZORY007: 10:41am On Aug 11, 2011 |
Confirmed!
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Breaking News! by UZORY007: 4:24pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
BREAKING NEWS: London riot gets to Old Trafford. Wenger, Fabregas, Van Persie, Vermaelen, Wilshere, Walcott, Sagna and Arshavin caught looting Man U trophies! |
Jokes Etc / Breaking News! by UZORY007: 4:22pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
BREAKING NEWS: London riot gets to Old Trafford. Wenger, Van Persie, Vermaelen, Wilshere, Walcott, Sagna and Arshavin caught looting Man U trophies! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Grand Father's Bills by UZORY007: 2:04pm On Aug 09, 2011 |
Thanks Bro! |
Jokes Etc / Grand Father's Bills by UZORY007: 5:20pm On Aug 08, 2011 |
TWO GUYS WERE ALMOST THROUGH WITH A JOURNEY HOME.THEY CAME ACROSS AN EATERY WITH A SIGN POST THAT SAYS " EAT NOW, YOUR GRAND CHILDREN PAY THE BILL" THEY WENT IN TO EAT SINCE THEY WERE VERY HUNGRY. THEY ATE TILL THEY WERE FILLED BECAUSE THEY KNEW THEY WERE NOT TO PAY. SURPRISINGLY AS THEY FINISHED THE MEAL, THE WAITRESS CAME UP WITH A VERY HUGE BILL. THEY WERE SO SURPRISED AND SHOUTED WHY?. THE WAITRESS ANSWERED AND SAID THIS WAS YOUR GRAND FATHER'S BILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Politics / Re: Heavy Rain Floods Parts Of Lagos by UZORY007: 4:43pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
God help us o.
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Politics / Re: Heavy Rain Floods Parts Of Lagos by UZORY007: 4:20pm On Jul 11, 2011 |
This is terrible
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Jokes Etc / Re: Proper Naija Babe by UZORY007: 11:51am On Jul 11, 2011 |
Thank |
Jokes Etc / Proper Naija Babe by UZORY007: 10:09am On Jul 08, 2011 |
A guy on a DATE in an X6 BMW wit a Naija babe, the following ensued, GUY: I hid something from u. GIRL: What is that my love. Guy: Am already MARRIED wit 3 kids. GIRL: Hiss, Ɣ☺u scared me, I thought u wanted to say the BMW is not yours, |
Jokes Etc / Proper Naija Babe by UZORY007: 10:01am On Jul 08, 2011 |
A guy on a DATE in an X6 BMW wit a Naija babe, the following ensued, GUY: I hid something from u. GIRL: What is that my love Guy: Am already MARRIED GIRL: Hiss, Ɣ☺u scared me, I thought u wanted to say the BMW is not yours, |
Jokes Etc / Re: Ode Remo And Wife (hheeeehheeeeheeee) by UZORY007: 4:21pm On Jul 07, 2011 |
nice one. lol |
Jokes Etc / Three Nuns by UZORY007: 4:18pm On Jul 07, 2011 |
Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash," she replied. The second nun said, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them in put them back!" she replied. The third nun fainted. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Play The bleeping Game by UZORY007: 11:46am On Jul 07, 2011 |
Bleep Al Qaeda we have Boko Haram |
Jokes Etc / Re: @ D Saloon by UZORY007: 9:43am On Jul 07, 2011 |
Hin get anything wen no dey old for ur eye |
Jokes Etc / Angry House Maid. by UZORY007: 1:59pm On Jul 06, 2011 |
A very rich lady got very angry at her calabar maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid. The Calabar maid, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered. "Your husband considers me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself." The rich Naughty Woman just scowled and said nothing. "And furthermore," the angry girl continued, "I am better in bed than you!" "And I suppose my husband told you that, too?" " Yes, Madam," said the maid. " But not Only your Husband, the driver, the gardener, the gate man, the dry cleaner, your Accountant, and Mr. Ayo our neighbor all told me that!" |
Jokes Etc / Church Service! by UZORY007: 11:45am On Jul 06, 2011 |
This guy keeps falling asleep in church and his wife’s getting sick of it. She decides she'll bring a pin to church with her and poke him when he starts falling asleep. They're in church the next Sunday and he starts falling asleep right as the preacher’s saying, "And the Lord God created the heavens and the earth." His wife pokes him and he jumps up yelling "HALLELUIAH!!" The preacher, looking startled, says "very good, very good." A little while later he starts falling asleep again as the preacher’s saying, "and the lord parted the red sea for Moses". His wife pokes him and he jumps up yelling, "PRAISE THE LORD!!" The preacher exclaims, "Very good, very good!" A little while later he falls asleep again just as the preacher says, "And what did Eve say to Adam after they had their second child?" His wife pokes him again and he jumps up yelling, "STICK THAT THING IN ME AGAIN AND I'M GONNA BREAK IT OFF!" |
Jokes Etc / Re: Where Is The Joke? by UZORY007: 3:49pm On Jul 05, 2011 |
Old Jokesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Play The bleeping Game by UZORY007: 4:22pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
Bleep Hollywood we have Nollywood. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Play The bleeping Game by UZORY007: 12:36pm On Jul 04, 2011 |
Bleep Blackberry we have 2go |
Jokes Etc / Re: @ D Saloon by UZORY007: 10:42am On Jul 04, 2011 |
Cut the damn head off |
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