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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs West Ham United - ( 2 - 1) On 19th September 2020 by Valdblngx: 9:54pm On Sep 19, 2020
motionarena:
Chai see my life why I no cash out.


Arsenal straight win is the only game left on my 6.7million ticket other 9 games have entered.

Cash out option don commot now


Arsenal won...can we have a screenshot of your winning?

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Travel / Re: What Lekki, Lagos State Looks Like In 2020 (pics, Video) by Valdblngx: 3:05pm On Sep 18, 2020
Visit ordinary Namibia and you'll agree this s'hit is overrated

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Pets / Re: Is This How Big Monitor Lizards Are? by Valdblngx: 9:41pm On Sep 02, 2020
Openbusiness:
Monitor lizards have different sizes, and the biggest or giant size monitor lizard species is the Komodo Dragon. Monitor lizards are dangerous. They are VENOMOUS creatures and the potency of the venom as per if it can kill a human being depends on the size of the monitor lizard that bites you. A komodo dragon has enough venom to kill an adult human being, the smaller monitor lizards their venom can do some damage to your tissues and cause pain, but it's not strong enough to kill. Also monitor lizards mouths are full of dangerous bacteria, so if they bite you, even without venom been injected, the heavy colony of bacteria in their mouth can cause infection if it gets into your blood stream. IN CONCLUSION, avoid contact with monitor lizards. If you don't have a weapon and you see the small type of monitor lizards, drive them away, but if you see the giant type aka Komodo Dragon, RUN AWAY. It hunts and kills and eats FLESH or MEAT. Komodo dragons will hunt and kill cows and bufallo. Very very dangerous creature. If you don't have a 15mm machine gun in your hand, just run if you see a Komodo Dragon. It is very strong, very fast (don't let the size deceive you), runs as fast as a typical lizard will and it is brutal, it always aims to KILL. A komodo dragon can outrun a human being, so if you see it coming from 1km away, just start running, don't wait till it gets close. Because the hunting strategy of the Komodo Dragon is to charge and make a fast sprint to bite a prey, just one bite is what it needs, then as the prey struggles to escape, it won't bother stressing itself again, it will just keep following slowly, their tongue is like a snake, so it has a very powerful sense of detection, it will just keep following and following slowly and let the venom do the work. And as the prey is running away, the venom spreads and the prey gets weaker and weaker until it can't run again and has some kind of paralysis. Then the Komodo Dragon will use its tongue to track down and determine the location of the prey and will eventually catch up and find it and eat it alive. Very very dangerous creature. See a giant monitor lizard in action below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jguoDaTmRl0

Damn! Komodo really brutal...the video not for the fainthearted

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Business / Re: BTC Ads (what Am I Seeing?) by Valdblngx: 3:18pm On Sep 01, 2020
Lol... Telegram crypto investment bots are scam...if op comes back saying he got paid, just know he's among the owners.
Politics / Re: Eyo Charles: Journalist Attacked By Fani-Kayode Speaks On Ordeal by Valdblngx: 8:46pm On Aug 25, 2020
FFK talks recklessly and takes himself too serious...

Even if he wanted to hit the journalist, a single line is enough...but because he has no self-control he kept repeating himself...and ended up having a meltdown.

Gutted the journalist allowed himself to be bullied by the egotistically loquacious snowflake.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: PSG Vs Bayern Munich Champions League Final (0 - 1) On 23rd August 2020 by Valdblngx: 10:04pm On Aug 23, 2020
Rilwayne001:
All thanks to Coronavirus, we all know Bayern wouldn't have smelled UCL final on a normal day. Lol.

Nevertheless, congrats to em!

Stupid comment....other ones they won, was it also Corona?

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Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Valdblngx: 3:22pm On Dec 30, 2019
2dice01:
which bank are you using for the withdrawal

Stanbic.

Surprisingly, payment was successful when I switched to Access.
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Valdblngx: 8:28am On Dec 30, 2019
spicyberry:
Pls have you tried withdrawal today from 1XBet, its not going through.

Since yesterday the stupid book has been rejecting my payout, even after approvals. Have they processed yours?
Celebrities / Re: Sola Sobowale Celebrates Her 53rd Birthday With Beautiful Photos by Valdblngx: 6:53pm On Dec 26, 2018
Iya Modina. If you know you know cool

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Nairaland / General / Re: Habits That You Need To Stop In 2019 by Valdblngx: 9:23pm On Dec 24, 2018
Gboy101:
Mine is beer. I need to stop it abruptly as its suckling away my finance and resource management.

and the only way that can happen is to replaced it with serious girlfriend that would be at my side all the time and at all time. I'm seriously depressed.

Humans are shite bro, they can't help you right now, weed and beer are better companion to a depressed person.
Family / Re: How To Do A Total Name Change by Valdblngx: 12:19pm On Dec 23, 2018
albaniy1:


How do I get to it pls

Quoradotcom. Remove the dot and replace with .
Family / Re: How To Do A Total Name Change by Valdblngx: 9:09pm On Dec 22, 2018
4ckTOTO:
important things like this no one will comment. if na toto and preeq how mercy aigbe use yansh puch piller or how buhari is making you not able to see toto to put preek, una go come rant like say them dey give throphy

That's the difference between Nairaland and Quora bro. One is filled with boneheads and few intellectuals while the latter is an haven for giants in all fields to share their knowledge

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Celebrities / Re: Pretty Mike Exposes More Nigerian Celebrities Who Have Done Plastic Surgery by Valdblngx: 7:44pm On Dec 20, 2018
Typical black man. Worries more on what people do to their own bodies.

How's it his business if those girls cut up their bodies or perform cosmetic surgeries? angry angry
Crime / Re: Immigration Recovers 700 Voter Cards From Foreigners by Valdblngx: 2:11pm On Dec 09, 2018
cheesy cheesy cheesy

Must be Jubrin boys from Sudan. Lol

BTW if you actually believe the Jubrin conspiracy, you're the dumbest of all smiley

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Religion / Re: Peter Obi: Video Of Catholic Bishops Condemning Father Mbaka Emerges (WATCH) by Valdblngx: 1:45pm On Dec 09, 2018
DEBUCHMANNY:
why is the Mbaka story generating all these noise? Because he's a Catholic priest! Our priests are humans and are subject to make mistakes just like any human. Fr. Mbaka had done what a typical Nigerian preacher cannot do, he has publicly apologized to for his errors.


You cannot fight the church.
Leave our priests alone.
Mind your business.

Let him who has no sin be the first to cast stone.


Will you keep kwayet my friend?

If y'all had agreed that these guys are nothing but ordinary men and crooks then your defence would have been tenable but no, you lots would rather have us believe that they're are anointed mouthpiece of God. How can someone be guided by God's spirit and still makes errors.

I'm tempted to call you a dolt for defending outright tomfoolery angry

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Religion / Re: Father Mbaka Speaks On Assassination Attempt, Gunshots Fired At Him (Video) by Valdblngx: 8:16am On Dec 09, 2018
Majority of Nigerians are just too dumb and this will explain why ordinary men, impostors and charlatans are given way more attention and respect than they deserve. If anyone actually wanted this guy dead he'd be 6 feet below by now. I strongly believe this is another theatric from the shameless dramatic man of the cloth.

Survives assassination plot my ass grin grin

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Religion / Re: Albert Einstein Letter Doubting God Auctioned For $2.89m by Valdblngx: 11:57am On Dec 05, 2018
One can't possibly be smart as Einstein and still believe in magical sky genie cheesy cheesy

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Politics / Re: 2019: Ugwuanyi And Peace In Enugu State by Valdblngx: 7:28am On Dec 04, 2018
I'm from 042 but I have reasons to believe a certain mod is in the pocket of our governor. The speed with which he/she pushes Ugwuanyi news to the front page is rare.

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Romance / Re: Am About To Loose My Gf ...abeg Help Me What Do I Do... by Valdblngx: 11:03pm On Dec 03, 2018
Peter4luv:
pm me bro make we be padi..

I've done that bro. Check your mailbox.
Romance / Re: Am About To Loose My Gf ...abeg Help Me What Do I Do... by Valdblngx: 8:57pm On Dec 03, 2018
Peter4luv:
guy dont think everyone is broke like you...yeah am from nsukka but not a dummy one like you to hell with the shits you just typed...spits

Hi. I learned from your post you're my brother and I like identifying with fellow NSK. That being said, you should ignore the guy you're exchanging words with. He who's not in your shoes with regards to how far you've gone with the girl will find it easy to cast aspersion or even tell you to leave the girl. But you know the girl better so you ought to know if she's really worth the troubles. You don't need nobody's advice. Be the man and do whatever you think is right. I just sent you a mail.

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Politics / Re: Dele Momodu Dumps President Buhari, Gets Atikulated by Valdblngx: 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2018
Lmao. The campaign in Sokoto today was an eye-opener. Now people have seen that Atiku got massive love in the North.

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Politics / Re: Lady Implicates Aisha Buhari Sister Maryatu, Babchir Lawal In N50 Million Fraud by Valdblngx: 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2018
Let's see how Mr integrity will react to this

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Politics / Re: Heads To Roll Over Convicted Ngilari, Ex Adamawa Governor’s Release From Prison by Valdblngx: 1:06pm On Mar 28, 2017
I always say this in public. I ain't proud of my country

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Sports / Re: Boy Wins 43 Million Naira On Bet9ja In Benue With Just 100 Naira(sreenshots) by Valdblngx: 9:46am On Mar 28, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Rebecca Akufo-Addo Hosts Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde In Her Office In Ghana (Pics) by Valdblngx: 9:38am On Mar 28, 2017
Two fat people

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