Wese090:
Just so you know we moved out of the hut last week and decided to gift it to your poverty stricken parents who also decided to bring your grown ass jobless siblings to come live with them there. Its suprising how you did even notice that they were all your family members. Would have included your linage but it's obvious you will never have one to begin with. So if you left some few crumbs there add to the few crumbs I left for them last week will make it 2 full weeks of crumbs to sustain their miserable lifes on. I didn't know poverty changed their settings so bad you didn't recognize them and the dumbness which runs in your family didn't make them recognize you too it's so unfortunate. Well can't blame them sha cuz too much garri has taken away their eye sights and I guess it was thesame too much garri your poverty stricken father ate that day that made him release this abomination(you)into your dumb mother instead of him to leave you on the bedsheet. Well I don't still blame him sha cuz even if he worked his broke ass out for 1year he couldn't still afford odinary condom which could have easily sorted this abomination(you).
Like I said earlier the poverty stricken man must be living a life of regrets right now for bringing an abomination into this life and last last the scum won't miss that Cain soaked in kerosene atall because even the devil too will be really pained for his dumbness but normally the dumbness had been in your generation for long and it won't stop in this generation atall.
Well next time you decide to drive by on your balance and take okada don't feel too ashamed to park your clothes along and stay there with your family because I know no matter the poverty you guys will surely stick together like uncooked indomie normally
Don't worry in two weeks time when all the crumbs must have exhaust including the one you left I will surely do the driving by to drop some few extra to last some few extra weeks so you guys won't starve to death okay. No need to thank me my dear boi am just doing what's necessary so the poor bastard doesn't hang himself. I guess the poor bastard doesn't know his abomination is a rich man on nairaland and it's not his fault anyways because even if he decides to pawn your dumb mother he still couldn't afford an odinary android phone so hence decides to read abandoned newspapers by the road side close to his new hut.
Am wholeheartedly waiting for you to reply quickly my boi

Ahhhhh bros your mouth no good atallllllll this one too mach for one person alone na I swear na machine guy you carry come pistol fight so o