ezeh702:

how u doing?.

fine dude hope ur cool?

Ibime:

I'm not surprised and I don't blame him. You deserve a slap!


Chelsea for life.

I'm not suprised at what u wrote afterall u guy slaped someone on the field u guys cant seem 2 hide ur frustration can u? well I've got him back so ,

manchibabe:

@ vio gil

u beta decamp straight away from utd to chelsea nd even if u don't want to so, when next your team wins, just pretend that it doesnt boda u too much

but anyway utd for life gil,

yeah babe, utd for life and besides its a very wrong time to back out; I mean I should still be in the celebration spirit with ma people.

chickslord:

men! am in same shit 2.my cutie just out
because she is down with da blues.
its high time we built a man.u rltship,what do u think?

oh sweetheart i feel so sorry for you but at least i am glad that s.body is suffering thesame thing with me now sha. so O boy if U know that botton wey U dey press b4 ehh, I go advise say make U go press am sharp sharp becos e be like say my guy don dey respond small small.

jejelolatu:


ohhhhhhhh,lest i forget, this thread is a farce,

there is noooooooooooo way, a footbal person is gonn spell CHELSEA ,THE WAY SHE DID.
nope,thats impossible.
also, she made this thread on thursday,come on , if my team won the EPL and UCL in the same season , i would still be on cloud nine,analysing and re ananlysing the game. trust me, she wouldnt even notice a behavioural change in her boy frend that early.

sooo, i rest my case.

Your statement above, didnt really make any sense to me and besides who am I supposed 2 be analysing d match with since the only person around me after the match was fumming and as for that thursday, yes I was happy that my team won d previous day but I was not happy that my B took the whole thing too personnal to the extent that it robbed me of what I thougth should have been a NICE night.

tkb417:

bone the dude and come over to our side
der is going to be an after party on Sunday

call me to know wassup
im sure ull see berra guys

don't tell anybody about this. . .u know what i mean

hey bro, u didnt include your number cos I really would have loved 2 come for that party and sure would have seen berra guys and guess what, I wouldnt have told any body about it not even myself.



Finally finally sha my B don dey respond he has finally come to terms with reality that chelsea's victory or defeat can not really do close 2 one-tenth of what I do for him so he had no option than to suggy pls guys in da house I 'm not boasting oooooooooo ehe b4 u pple will,

jennykadry:

d fact iS this story sounds fake to me,i think its supposed to be taken to d jokes forum

Jenny, u just dont trust me but like I said earlier, he staked his money for it and he is this type of person that gets hurt within split seconds. anyway sha when I see him later, I will press those bottons I used to press whenever I offend him, i just pray he responds.

sun_temi:

I don't suck pussy at all. N if I ga to do that not that your ass that has stretch mark

      .:: suntemi ::.

hey lil boy i didnt ask u 2 go s**k pussy cos you are not qualified to do that yet. i asked u to go S**K ur D**K cos i felt ur breast milk provider wasnt around and besides i wouldnt want your mouth any where arond my p***y cos i dont want infections from ur blistered mouth.

sun_temi:

Viogirl, You're speechless or u don sit down on your fingers?

steaming, it not a most u like Chelsea ok?

i got to go check out other topics cos I am not a dumbassnigger like you.
stay cool bro.


@ viogirl

d issue is, i don't mind u dedicating anything to the squad and 2 meself but menses, nah that is waste shit and UNITED aint down with waste shit. if it was maybe your come (p***y juice) that was for dedication it culd have been worth taking a sip of that by even moi (me serious). but i still maintain that we keep our celebrations neat. throw d waste to the pigs.


[size=14pt]KEEP THE RED FLAGS FLYING. ONE UNITED!!![/size][/b]
[quote][/quote]

bro i agree 2 grab ur point on d grounds of  celebration.

zheroes:

how did you react to him the day MAN You lost to chelsea in the premiership?

i reacted normally now, you know shouting, falling on his body, u know dat kind thing but I didnt know he seriously fumming. well sha I suspect he is reacting this way probably because he lost his bet I really wish I knew d koko behind the koko.

@ziggy mama

Girl friend abeg small small dey blast my guys for that side (you know now)

lalaboi:

the only way 'll get him back is by making yourself a chelsean! whether u like it  or not

bros I understand u sha but my problem now is that my first love impacted the love of man u in me. now dont get me wrong I dont think I have feelings 4 d first guy any more cos I love my Bby very well but as 4 MAN U ehh ehh hmm,

sun_temi:

Viogirl or Violent girl, what ever. Anyway [b]go and wash your dirty red pant that you've menstrate on [/b]and get the hell of of hell.

i seee u want some of it dedicated to U too but guess what I aint got enough to spare to a sucker like u. so I'll advise U go s**k your d**k.

cheeriooo

My baby is transferring his aggression on me cos my club won and his lost. pls i need 2 get the juice back into our romance life as soon as possible.

tipsydude:

[b][/b]

hey sis we MAN UNITED fans appreciate your support and welcome it but please lets keep it a neat support. dedicate that stuff 2 sumtin or sumone else, maybe d thug named drogba that was seeing red ystaday. i believe he wuld like 2 have a go at that your shit. that is d only red shit he craves.


[size=14pt]ONE UNITED!!! DOUBLE CHAMPIONS!!![/size]

that shit head Drogba doesnt deserve it at all if u reject it unbehalf of man you, then i'll dedicate it to C. Ronaldo and if U reject it unbehalf of C. Ronaldo I have no choice than  2 dedicate it to U my dear.

topelenege:

I just couldn't sleep yesterday. CHELSEA WHAT HAPPENED?

I will answer on their behalf. Their GULLETS were sealed and its as if the ball got stock in there.
haaaahaaaahaaaahooohoooohoooo


chealse were una dey
pls u guys should continue with your rantings cos i missed them so much.

jennykadry:

buahahahahaha don't worry i understand

hey girlfriend thank God u understand but I'm not too sure if its really an irony oooo

OMO IBO 4 Life
hehehehehehehehee
(what an irony) no body will understand

I WOULD REALLY HAVE LOVED TO GIVE A YAHOO SHOUT OUT FOR THE REDS BUT I LOST MY VOICE. Y'ALL NEED TO SEE ME, I MEAN AM ALL RED: RED HAIR, RED SHIRT, RED BRA, RED PANTS, RED RIDERS (so all dem assholes chealse Bleep off ma way) AND FORTUNATELY AM SEEING MY MONTHLY P****D AND I DEDICATE IT TO MANCHESTER UNITED. I LOVE MAN U, I LOVE ALL MAN U FANS ONE LOVE Y'ALL.

I GO FOLLOW MY MAN U TODAY!!!

I GO FOLLOW MY MAN U TOMORROW!!!

I GO FOLLOW MY MAN U FOREVER!!!

I GO FOLLOW THEM UNTIL I DIE!!!
                                         4rm MAMA  MAN U.

jennykadry:

@poster

the truth is bitter but it must be told,poster leave that man,and move on,he is just deceiving u,u better find your way now before he delays u for another 15 years,that man has someone else he wants to marry,take it or leave it
A s for the fat issue,u said he is d cause of your size,that left for him he wants u to be bigger than d house,my dear i pity u,because d man is only making u useless by making u put on so much weight,and im sure he starves d right girl that he wants to marry just for her to keep fit,and look good,but in your case he is making u blow like blom-blom so that no other person will pick u up after he has dumped u in d gutter

its painful though,but its d truth,so wake up from that sleep and face reality

that is what I was trying to say but I guess I said it in a wrong way. there is every possibility that the guy has been fooling her for five years: afterall the guys parents did not openly tell her off, that could be a cock and bull story cooked up by the guy just to get the girl off his back.
So OMO IBO and LadyT FREE ME!!!

who gives a damn if he agrees or not!!! as 4 me, I do what u guys would do <TURN TO THE NEXT GUY ON LINE> simple and short, no big deal

to start with,
how did u meet this guy
have u seen him (i dont mean his pix)
how much does he give u (cash wise/gift items)and finally,
HOW MUCH have u give him?

be sincere 2 urself in answering these questions and afterwards ponder if u've not fallen into the trap of a Gboy; if u know what i mean (yahoo yahoo). i really sympathise with you  

and I wish U luck all dsame.

amaikama:

The poster just gave a question to be answered and if you can be able to answer fine if not, well reserve your post not waging insult at him as if what he said is offensive or insulting to the womanhood.

I strongly say you ladies should apologize to the post.

ur note below says ''nothing is ever forgotten'' i guess u'll never 4get it if s.one calls ur sister a BITCH in front of you!!! so you guy deserves all the insults he's got and more that are coming

@poster,
thank God u said u work with a bank and not as a banker. for all I care, any DOG can work in a bank either as cleaners,security,gatemen,e.t.c so which of these do u fall into [size=8pt]DOG?
I bet ur renumeration must be a peanut, barely enough 2 feed u talkless of ur unlucky ''girlfriend'' (dats if u have any though)

shade-fola:

with a name like that y won't u be starved of friends. come out of your shell always and u might just av d tyme of your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yes miss whats wrong with the name? and you sound like he is an old enemy if not, what shell are u talking about?

muyiwaprin:

i want friends both male n female,home and in the diaspora,im a shy guy but can be very funny if and when allowed to get out of my shell,u can reply me here is you're interested or send mails to me through muyiwaprince@yahoo.com,we can also chat there, phone num is +2348034473177, lots of love

my dear in Nairaland ehh, U can have all the friend u ever wished for. I'll call u soon. Peace

Tattooboy:

Hi Viogirl, whats goin down?

what do you think was going down; my panties? No WAY dude!!!!!!!

OZD:

@viogirl,
you won't understand

girls are everywhere, but wife is scarce . . .if you know what i mean

Besides, tall and fine babes are hard to see these days

search inwards bro its either d tall and beautiful ones are running away 4rm you coz of ur looks or U need 2 make a change in ur choice and go for the short, fat and/or Ugly ones. Cheerio

Hi B.Day mate OZD dont tell me there are no girls in Lagos or is dat U lack the courage 2 walk up to them?

Hi everybody, just joined in and I hope 2 catch more fun.

Wuzzup 2 all my June Fellas in da house i dey feel una seriously but please is there any 14th in the house cos i,ve been searching 4 one (xcept my twin) all my life. One Love Y'all.