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Family / Re: My Brother In Law (sister's Husby) Is Becoming Too Rude For My Liking... by Vomm: 6:53pm On Jan 12, 2016
Walahi!!! U no get shame at all, wetin make u bring this kind story to NL? By now, I know u wud be ashamed with all the responses and suggestions u have received. Because u are 30 now, we no go hear word again, if u still need to be reminded to wash the dishes, only God knows how your own house go dey if u eventually rent one.
Na ur type go dey tell ur wife to come bak home to wash the dishes after going to work. From 7-10 and u have been home since 6pm, ur type no go fit help do anything at home, only to come back from work, watch TV, eat food,press phone and Bleep. SHAME ON YOU
U are the only useless person in that house,at least ur BIL. Still dey enter kitchen dey cook for d family even if no be in money, what do u do to help at home? Eat food? tongue
Ur brother inlaw dey nice sef, if not, na one day wen us sister has gone to work he for treat ur Bleep up.
All these dey happen cos ur BIL never get job, wait till he gets a job den u go know who be the head of d family and who decides on who stays and who leaves. M*M*

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Business / Re: No More Importation Of Petrol Once My Refinery Is Ready- Dangote by Vomm: 5:51pm On Jan 12, 2016
Chai!!! This Aboki guy get sense pass everyone in Nigeria oo! Which school did he go self? To become a billionnaire in Nigeria does not necessarily mean one should go abroad to study, only if our youth will use their brain possitively.

Shame on the rich men we have in Nigeria especially the politicians, if all of them can think like Dangote, we won't be thinking about him monopolising different businesses in nigeria but instead they prefer to develop other countries with our money while lots of our youth are with no jobs, God go punish una!

Sometimes ago, we were told that somebody has over 15 trillion in Nigeria with no meaningful establishment in the country where all the money was stolen from even the state where the major part of the money was looted from is dried like OPOROKO, no jobs, no salary, no light, no good road, I pity Nigerians, only God can save us all.

The case of this multi-trillionaire seems like a forgotten issue cos he belongs to the ruling party and we say BABA dey fight corruption, no, I don't think so, I think he is only witch-hunting

God bless Dangote, God bless Nigeria!!!

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Food / Re: See The Prize Of Chin Chin In A Restaurant In Lekki (photo) by Vomm: 6:11pm On Jan 10, 2016
Wait ooooo! Wetin OP find go Lekki abi chin chin don finish for Oshodi Oke ni?
Something must have taken u to Lekki, confess now before I report u to Buhari, u no Bubu na, even if u hire the best SAN in this country, even if court grants u bail, DSS go still rearrest u and dem go dash u 1 pamernent room for any of the prison for Abuja where u go dey see 50 naira chim chim chop
Food / Re: See The Prize Of Chin Chin In A Restaurant In Lekki (photo) by Vomm: 5:59pm On Jan 10, 2016
dominique:
Money that can modestly feed a family of four for at least a week. I wonder what the active ingredients are.

Chai this na poverty thinking oooo
Family of 4 for 1week with 5500. Naira,u must be joking. If u aint joking then we all need to know which village u are sending this from.

Wait oooo, if I am to break this down; assuming each member dey chop 100 naira bread and groundnut in the morning, afternoon and night which still boils down to poverty, the money will barely take them for 5days or how do u intend to feed them the great CHEF!!!
Crime / Re: I Wasn’t Gang Raped; I Agreed To Have Sex With Them, 16-yr-old by Vomm: 8:56pm On Jan 09, 2016
All these ghana girls! Na so dem wan stab one to death the other day cos he dey camp person husbandm this happens everywhere but it seems theirs is too much without morals and shame
Crime / Re: Man Catches A Guy Who Duped Him 2years Ago Outside A Bank In Surulere &grabs Him by Vomm: 8:33pm On Jan 09, 2016
This life is like a flat; the people u meet in the sitting room before u enter any part of the flat will probably be there or anywhere where u will still cross path with them. Try as much as possible to treat everyone right cos u never can tell where else u will meet them again or how soon the meeting may be.

The guy does not look like someone who still has the money sef

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Jokes Etc / The Difference Between An American Facebook Post And A Nigerian Facebook Post by Vomm: 11:14pm On Jan 07, 2016
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST
AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST:
ANGELA GRANT’S POST: - I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I am also lusting after his older brother, what should I do folks?
COMMENTS:
William Hale: I think you need to talk to your husband about it because marriage is all about communication.
Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I have been in your shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.
Sophia Woods- Talk to you husband and ask him to do the things you find attractive in his brother. That ought to save the marriage.
Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother…oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…*huggz hun*
NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN POST
RAMAOTU IDEMUDIA’S POST: I live with my husband and two daughters...anytime my brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please.
COMMENTS
Titilayo Kurukere: Ashawo !…no wonder you can’t even give the poor man a son…so so daughters *mtcheew*
Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, your brother in-law ke
Amaka Ede: You are a disgrace to your family and all women. May his tin get stuck in ur tin, JEZEBEL!
Bornboy The Bigboy: You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please add me so that I can take care of you when my containers arrive from high and low seas…bebi leave ya husband lemme show you the life!
Mohamadu Bello: This is all President GEJ’s fault
Ekaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE MAD...IT IS BUHARI’S FAULT…YOU HE-GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am toking to you sef…..ILLITERATE!
Mr Smith (Confused American on the friends list): Huh?
Suffering And Smiling Student: Has ASUU strike been called off?
Aminu Megida: May Allah forgive u
Aishatu Yaya: It’s not ya fault….shey, is the man that decided to put ring on ya finger….there are plenty good women around but he decided to choose you…useless ojukokoro.
Adebiyi Ojo: Abeg, is anyone coming to London?….I need someone to bring me some crayfish, its urgent.
Patrick Obahiagbon: The enormity of this crinkun crankun will bring about Armageddonial end to the fiscal polistikum edificacy of the I do…. I don’t of the marriage.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is 30k Salary Good For A Second Class Upper Student(b.sc) by Vomm: 11:04pm On Jan 07, 2016
Wait ooooo, the OP sef no tell us wetin him read make we for take know. How to advise am cos 2;1 in yoruba linguistics dey different from. 2:1 in engineering. The environment u are staying too matters, u can't be living in Abuja or PH and be asking for people's advise cos someone staying in Ilorin or Ede will want tto take a 30k salary job cos in such places,with mama put 100 u are filled coupled with 100 T fare daily. Please, specify what u read as an undergraduate and let's know how to advise u.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Is 30k Salary Good For A Second Class Upper Student(b.sc) by Vomm: 10:52pm On Jan 07, 2016
I don't blv there is any job that will. Not give one time to look for other opportunities,except if one refuses to create the time; jobs now are mostly advertised online
A lot of people are not after a job that is aligned with their career, provided it. Pays well and it put food on their tablem what if the guy read Yoruba in school and he got o banking job, will u advise him not to accept the job. Cos it is not aligned with his career?
To the third question; if the OP does not like the job, he wouldn't ask for our advise

LaurelP:


What if doesn't give him time to look for the job he desires?
What if it doesn't align with his career line?
What if he doesn't like the job?


Education / Re: 10 Ways To Read And Understand by Vomm: 10:20pm On Jan 07, 2016
Bros, I no be God ooooo but I used this method of. Group discussion well as un undergraduate and it worked like magic
Chiscomax:




are u God? grin lol. its DEFINITELY though
Food / Re: Did You Know That Fanta Use To Be Like This?? by Vomm: 9:38pm On Jan 07, 2016
Between you and cruzita, I don't know who lie pass but believe me the combination of una lies go fit break Nigeria into 36 Countries such that Maxi Kanu wud not need all these torturing he is undergoing presently
hotdi:
I drank it too, it contains alcohol then grin
Crime / Re: Nigeria Rental Car Operator Sentenced To Death By Hanging In Malaysia(photos) by Vomm: 9:44am On Jan 07, 2016
Shortcut to finding quick cash most often leads to quick death undecided
He who have hears let him hear
Education / Re: 10 Ways To Read And Understand by Vomm: 10:39pm On Jan 03, 2016
I guess it's cos when u adopt the mind reading method, it's always easy for other Issues to. Filter into the mind and before u know it u are already thinking about several other things thereby disturbing the storage of the initial reading. But wen u read aloud other issues will find it difficult to creep in to the mind. I also guess u can easily learn more with group discussion where u will have to listen to some others thereby not hurting ur voice that much.
#myownopinion

inplay:
what a wonderful piece!...thanks OP.

Why is it that i hardly forget and understand better when adopting the vocalising method of reading, but i easily gets tired and hurt my voice in the process but i can read for hours without getting tired when adopting the mind reading process but i easily forget what i read?
Education / Re: 10 Ways To Read And Understand by Vomm: 10:18pm On Jan 03, 2016
I totally agree with u and it's not "probably understand" but DEFINITELY understand

Chiscomax:
I will tell you the most efficient way to read and retain.


The most efficient way to read and retain is by MIND MAPPING....

Repeat after me 'MIND MAPPING'


Good, now I will tell you what mind mapping is.

Mind mapping is the way of relating everything you read to life activities. This way, you will retain whatever you have read and probably understand too
Crime / Re: Graphic Photo Of The Woman Who Was Murdered By Her Step-son In Enugu by Vomm: 6:49pm On Jan 03, 2016
I don't blame the guy at all, I blame his father. Who cud not keep his TORONS in one place thereby married 3wives! This is a typical case of when the WITCHES in their village is using their pix to do handfan, I am suspecting that the sister in Question is the woman's daughter. If the children were from one mother may be there wud be enof love for her to have left the tank for him.
By the way, did u say the girl is his elder sister, what is she still doing in the family house? Evidence say the ELEYE dey use all their pictures dey do handfanm sey need serious prayerm
#dontquotemepls
Religion / Re: That Moment In Church When You Dance Like King David. by Vomm: 5:48pm On Jan 03, 2016
But why na? Must u comment? U for just speak the normal english wey u hear na,why do u have to turn the yoruba upside down na? If u have written ur WAEC, i am very sure that ur yoruba couldn't be more than F9 but could be less , chai!!!

ademusiwa1e:
:[size=28pt]Se omo ti won pe davido gbo , Yoruba.
Omo to obi, won classify omo nu, as ogun ijoba. Omo nu , won expect to, lati join awon jagun jagun. Ti oruko bere pe nu ade.
Ofi je ki o join jagun jagun. Ati omo re.
Basically eni ti orukan re pe beren pe lu, ade.
Ofi so pe, ogbodu join jagun jagun
Basically ofi make ke compulsory pe gbo gbo awon to oruka won ba bere lati ade.
Won gbo du, join jagun jagun
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Family / Re: Wife's Infidelity; Please Advise. by Vomm: 5:26pm On Jan 03, 2016
OP! My first queston is where did u meet ur wife? I can frantically say dat u are a very WEAK man and ur wife is aware of this,that is why she is taking advantage of that.
All these U called evidences may not be enough until u take all ur children for DNA and urself for test too.
Gather all these evidences and confront her in the presence of both families, the reasos I said both family is that it is evident that her mother is aware of all her excesses and she will definitely support her and u will have the backings of ur family too
u can possibly separate from a woman without divorcing her cos if she gets too entangled with this affairs and u disturb her too much on it she can possibly poison u cos it is obvious that the outside PEKUS dey sweet her more
Good luck on the choice u make eventually
Celebrities / Re: Kemi-Olunloyo: Olamide Does Money Rituals by Vomm: 1:02pm On Jan 03, 2016
lasisi69:
The lady is crushing on Don jazzy... grin grin angry grin grin

Simple!!!
Celebrities / Re: Mide Martins Head On Mercy-Aigbe’s Husband’s Arm During Birthday Dinner (Pic) by Vomm: 12:48pm On Jan 03, 2016
lasisi69:
The man be like.. . What is she trying to do? .. Seduce me?

Oga Lasisi! The president of ENDTIME crew eventually commented in another language. LOL

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