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Celebrities / Re: Israel DMW Shakes Hands To Greet Davido As He Lands In Lagos by WAACUT(m): 6:33pm On Nov 28, 2023
Na davido tell am to shake him hand.. nothing you fit tell me...

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Literature / Re: Pitakwa by WAACUT(m): 1:10pm On Oct 03, 2023
Flow... where are you
Literature / Re: Pitakwa by WAACUT(m): 9:27pm On Jun 20, 2023
I don laugh... Tire ooo
Literature / Re: Pitakwa by WAACUT(m): 6:04pm On May 30, 2023
Flow..we dey ur back 247
Politics / Re: Lady Put To Bed Safely After Shouting ''The God Of Gov. Wike'' Thrice (video) by WAACUT(m): 5:40am On Mar 25, 2023
noble71:
200/Pi at the moment.
has it been increased?
Literature / Re: Pitakwa by WAACUT(m): 12:26pm On Mar 06, 2023
Flow welcome back.... continue the good work
Politics / Re: Lady Put To Bed Safely After Shouting ''The God Of Gov. Wike'' Thrice (video) by WAACUT(m): 7:30am On Jan 12, 2023
noble71:
shocked
D*ck riding at it's peak.

Vote Peter Obi for President.

Meanwhile at a good rate sell your Pi to us.
I want to sell mine
Literature / Re: The Things Madam Kofo Did (18+) by WAACUT(m): 1:37pm On Aug 10, 2022
Nice one.. More

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Pastor's Son (18+) by WAACUT(m): 5:00pm On Jun 16, 2022
Nice one op

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Literature / Re: Diary Of A Pastor's Son (18+) by WAACUT(m): 1:29pm On Jun 12, 2022
Nice one boss

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Literature / Re: Living With My Grandma (18+) by WAACUT(m): 6:06am On May 11, 2022
Still following

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Literature / Re: MTN Unlimited Internet Access by WAACUT(m): 11:24am On May 10, 2022
cokhale:

I have VPN app and I could get unlimited browse with 4g sim card
tell me how..bro
Literature / Re: Living With My Grandma (18+) by WAACUT(m): 3:45pm On May 09, 2022
Lovely

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Literature / Re: Living With My Grandma (18+) by WAACUT(m): 8:47am On May 03, 2022
Interesting.. kudos man
Literature / Re: Living With My Grandma (18+) by WAACUT(m): 3:24pm On Apr 27, 2022
Ride on we are waiting for you..?? More updates

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Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 8:34am On Mar 09, 2022
Therock5555:
I want to send a shout out to everyone of y'all that have commented on this story.....


Thanks for all the comments and support. if your name no dey, then I no see your comment....
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YOU BE REAL OG.. CARRY ON
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 8:34am On Mar 09, 2022
Therock5555:
I want to send a shout out to everyone of y'all that have commented on this story.....


Thanks for all the comments and support. if your name no dey, then I no see your comment....
YOU BE REAL OG.... CONFIRM




Kingphilip Eahumble tommy587 ezegendiigbo rafikii swiz123 dimexy247 micheal77777 bennyflipy leonard509

Rumpleslitskin hucknall danieldexii dreofGod sEGXY2 footballtroll19 kawo9ze okikiade03 matherson WAACUT


Missmossy Naybahood Carterj007 chuksvialle lanreabbey shegzdave ismaxx obisteve42 konphido gstelly hottadiva

emmaebube nastynic PraisesPBlaze Daddio ashatoda calemikan cylovee anny505 iamehmakute etteanna xtanlee

whizkidefe sleemdadee frank25 puvo aprilwise ghettochild olatoman oluwatimi2000 tissyjay abdulreheem whyzaid


hotswagg12 makavelli2 charlesedet favy19 kealmin adajid ceecane2 igobuybenz olufemiwhit hungerbadoo niceguy24


sensitivity1254 silentgrooper efeteb dalex2 Tpound cls55 kawo9ze preshman22 mummytoo do4luv14 lamar01

kingtomato emmy90 oloyedprince01 success1991 jayzel justhowifeel gideons708 dybala11 Samuel19222 xavier5


yungbanks metalgear11 jokerman kroos205 zeus039 bam17 clementoons shyhumbility1




Thanks once again and don't forget to patronize me for the complete book....


my number dey Signature or you can send a PM through NL...



Still I Rock!!!
Literature / Re: Emmanuel Okoli by WAACUT(m): 6:02pm On Mar 01, 2022
Flowwwwwwww
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by WAACUT(m): 4:47pm On Dec 30, 2021
Since there is no update.. let's be enjoying the fight between efcc and formula
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 8:01am On Dec 08, 2021
This man.....
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 9:05pm On Nov 25, 2021
Kudos man
Education / Re: Cow Goes On The Loose In Covenant University, Attacks Passers-by (VIDEO) by WAACUT(m): 10:13am On Nov 19, 2021
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Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 5:07pm On Nov 13, 2021
THIS CHAPTER NA JUST FOR ME AND MY BABE THOU SHE STILL DEY LAGOS
Therock5555:
~~~FIFTY~NINE~~~

E get one thing with hungry, hungry dey fry afro punk into Jerry coils cause you go dey finger your hair as the worms for your belly dey finger you.


My little salary wey I dey make from lessons was delayed that month and brother man don broke die, na only airtime and data remain for my phone, thanks to splendid online friends wey I get.



I come dey reason which kin food I go fit chop to survive till I see salary, nothing dey house at all. Nobody to call sef.


I come dey reason like the prodigal son, atleast no place like home, I no fit beg before them give me something for house na.

I quickly called my sister to arrange some supplies for me cause I dey come visit that evening. As she inform me say my papa don travel, e sweet me for belly.


The issue na how to reach my parents house. If I take bike, na 10-15 minutes journey, so imagine how many minutes I go use trek, then couple with the fact that I haven't eaten since morning.


Omor all die na die, I activated my trekking strength and started jogging at first, then I reduced to brisk walking, then slow walking.


I almost dey crawl when I reach my parents house, my eyes dey see double.

As my sister dey open door, naso I dey pass go direct to kitchen. Come see me dey ransack pots like rat.

Mumsy come meet me dey swallow food for dining table. She pack hand put for waist dey look me.


"Uduak have you been sick?" She asked me.


"No, why did you ask?"



"See bones everywhere on your neck. Have you been eating? Do you have money?"



"Mummy calm down na, I'm okay. I just reduced my eating ration, you know say I no dey work, so I dey manage."




"Then come back home."


"Mummy, we don pass this matter. Na house I leave, I no kill person. Allow me find my own path in life." I cried out as she kept mute again.


She went to the kitchen and started cooking. I joined her as we spent hours gisting and catching up life on both sides.



"Have you called your father?" She suddenly asked me.



"Why do you think he'll pick my calls when he doesn't even talk to me when he's around?" I fired back.


"You can't compare phone call with real life. Just call and greet him." She encouraged.



"I will, but I no get credit now." I replied.


She stared at me and shook her head, then went inside and got a recharge card for me.


The food she was cooking was also for me, she turn all for flask, come give me enough provisions to last a month if that Collins doesn't exist, she make me plug almost all the vegetables for her garden, I come dey wonder who wan cook all these things.




My kid sister had hidden my extra package outside, so she retrieved it as she walked me to the road.


I was ashamed to asked them for bike money, so I collected the leather my kid sis was holding and bade her farewell, naso I start another missionary journey home.


Even though my shoulders felt like a ton and my fingers bite with pain, and my stomach was already empty again, I felt good cause I brought enough goodies back.....



I felt Joy.... nothing but Joy......














~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I was sleeping on the couch one evening when someone woke me up with a flask of food.

I opened my eyes to see Ruth's neice smiling at me.

"Good evening. I brought food for you."




"Why?" I asked but she had already darted out of the house.


I wondered where Collins had gone to. Everywhere was just open, person fit thief me join if they wanted to.

I went back to the flask and checked the contents as my eyes watered. Fried rice, chicken and fried plantain. Today should be my birthday, I guess.

But wait oh, why would that girl bring food for me? You sure say no be wrong person she come give, even when Ruth was around, na she dey bring food herself for me, then it clicked...



Could it be that my Ruth is back?


But we spoke the previous night, and she told me that she still have a month left, so why would her neice bring food for me?

Well even though na person own, I suppose partake small, so I grabbed one meat and covered the flask back.

Atleast if the girl comes for the food, I no too lose.


Quickly I swipe my phone and called Ruth, her line was switched off so I laid back on the chair and continued sleeping but this time I hide my phone very well.



A familiar perfume warfed into my nostrils as a hand touched me. I slowly turned and opened my eyes as Ruth planted a kiss on my lips.


Despite my subconscious state, I still had the thoughts of keeping my mouth shut as she kissed me, na sleep I wake from, I sure say my mouth go dey smell, she poked my ribs hard causing me to open my mouth as we kissed properly for like two minutes.


"Damn, girl, tell me I'm dreaming?"

I said as I stood up and embraced her. Babe don fresh like tomato Jos.


"Na me oh, no be your dream." She replied as we rocked ourselves.


"Abuja has been good to you, my Love. I missed you." I said slowly.



"Wow, where did that come from?" Ruth said detaching from my grasp after a spoke, suprise written all over her face.


"What's that?" I asked genuinely confused.


"You used the Love word on me." She said blushing.

"Ohhhh, oh.. hahahaha. Come on My Love. Get used to it baby girl." I said as she blushed harder.



You see, Ruth and I don't use the L word on each other, and that's one reason why I cherished her, she was just comfortable that I'm her man, she didn't care if I said "I love you" or not, my attention on her shows that she's at the top of the chart, me calling her Love was due to the too much missing.


I couldn't help it, as I saw her, one tap of joy just exploded in my heart as new blood just dey pump steadily into my heart. I miss her eh, I miss her....




"Why did you not eat the food that my niece brought?" She asked when she checked the flask.




"Cause I was waiting for you, e don tey wey we chop together." I replied.


"Uhhhhh, how did you know that I'm around?"





"Nobody brings food for me, if no be you." I replied as she went to grab plate and spoons.


We spent our evening catching up with events, she told me about all the magas wey she use dey cash out for Abuja, no wonder she pure and fresh die.



Abuja sugar daddies, I hail ooooo. I know say una chop, but atleast una upgrade my baby, see as everywhere stew....





We didn't have sex though.... She had to rush back home cause her mother was already disturbing her with calls.



When she left, a text entered my phone.


I picked it up and my smile immediately turned to a big frown.

The text was from my kid sister.


"Bros, next week is my birthday, hope you'll celebrate it for me as per big bro, I'm hitting my sweet 18, so I'm counting on you."





See me wey no get shi-shi......
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 11:10pm On Oct 30, 2021
Nice one bro
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 6:12pm On Oct 25, 2021
My man...I can't thank you well enough
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 3:48pm On Oct 19, 2021
Blessing was helping her with the assignment
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 9:23am On Oct 15, 2021
God no go shame us baba
Literature / Re: His Neighbor's Wife by WAACUT(m): 1:54pm On Oct 13, 2021
Rosemary are you from nnewi??
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 8:07am On Oct 12, 2021
Kudos man
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 9:06am On Sep 30, 2021
The Rock ..you rock man.. thumbs up
Literature / Re: Na Man Wey I Be: A Breaking Bad Story... by WAACUT(m): 1:26pm On Sep 17, 2021
Main...I'm enjoying this...you and flow1759 ..u guys rock

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