Judithjovial:
This account is a scammer, masquerading as a data vendor on Nairaland. Be careful when you come across this account details
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Akindele olubunmi
First bank

Iamicekid:
He no kuku lie, price high normally for 9ja but it con high more for Abuja, if you live in Abuja you will relate more, the only thing that has remain the same is CWAY dispenser water which be #600 for refill

Pumpumking:


^^^^the Mad man awake.....finaly cussin inosent people for not reason.
Goood morning sir. how are u today? Mad? Please QUIT cussssin inosent people sir!!(no oofeinse)

Icumsa45:
In these tough economic times, how much do you think will take you through the week?

Let's see comments.

@mods please push to front page.

Jojo2top:
Ok. I am excited from the interest you guys have shown. So I feel I should do the training on WhatsApp because it will be better and more interactive.

What do you guys think?

So if you are interested, go ahead and drop your WhatsApp contact and I will add you all to the training group.

TMTR:
One of my new year resolutions this year was never to touch any girl until she go through a thorough STDS test, I came to this drastic decision after I read a story about a guy who got Infected with HIV even after using a condom

How you may ask, Well he may have used a condom but according to the story , the pussy juice while he was banging her splash on him and he had just recently shaved with some razor cut here and there. Oh mehn reading that story sent shivers down my spine, you mean that nigga got HIV even after using a condom , oh damn.

This lead to my drastic action of thoroughly testing any girl I intend to have sexual relations with before diving in.

The first girl I made this preposition to was cool with it, note that I will also be thoroughly tested for STDS so it's not a one sided thing, we have known eachother for quite some time so convincing her wasn't that difficult. We booked an appointment to get tested at the hospital, our blood samples was collected and in a couple of days the results were out ,we both went together to collect the results , after checking it out ourselves ,we both exchange our results and was relieved that she was clean .

We had a great relationship after but she travelled abroad to further her studies, begged her not to go but she looked straight into my eyes and said the only thing that will make her not to go is if I marry her, marriage, naaaahhh , are you serious I replied, she said does it look like I am joking, so I am not good enough for you to marry, I replied I didn't say that, she said then what do you mean , well to cut the long story short ,it resulted in an argument ,she left angrily and said that she gave me two weeks to make up my mind or she is traveling abroad and once that happens we are over.

Damn no girl should be giving a nigga an ultimatum, I called her bluff and I didn't bulge to her request ,two days to her departure she called me and started crying and said all manner of things, that after she gave me her all ,I still don't consider her good enough for marriage , well I told that the problem is not with her but me, I don't just fancy marriage I told her , after a long back and forth with her, she said that I should at least accompany her to the airport , I promised but got tied up with something that day , checked my phone ,saw so many missed calls from her , rushed to her house and was told by the gate man that she already left for the airport, oh shit , I don't want me and this girl to separate on bad terms as her father is a former L.G.A chairman and a current house of reps in the state I reside in, never can tell maybe I might need a political favour in the future and me and her not being on talking terms will spoil everything, mehn I speed off like I was one of those characters in fast and furious , rushed to the airport, luckily for me I met her waiting for her flight to start boarding, she rushed towards me and hugged me, gave me a kiss in the full glare of everyone, mehn this girl really loves me if not for my phobia of marriage,I would have married her but that's a story for another, greeted her family who were waiting for her to board her flight and wave her goodbye, made her understand the problem about me not marrying her is not her, told her she is free to start a new relationship in her new environment, she has no obligation to wait for me ,Omo come see another round of cry ooo, tried to calm her down ,say babe your family dey here ,no come dey make me feel like say I be bad person ooo, her family noticed and asked what happened, I said she is missing me already, and they were like awwww, how romantic, they start consoling her and said don't worry , it's just for a while.

I now asked her why are you crying, she said why will I say that she is free to start another relationship, which means I don't love her, I just weak, mehn she almost ended up not traveling that day, how I managed to convince her to still travel that day sef nawa , started another relationship, told her my terms before we get intimate which is getting tested ,she didn't object and was even happy that it will also give peace of mind as she wouldn't want to catch all those STDS flying around these days, our relationship was great until she too travelled out to further her studies ,I was like , why are all these ladies I have a relationship with always travel abroad na, na only me Waka come

Told my niggas , they advised maybe I should change the type of ladies I go out with , cause I am too attracted to brains , is it my fault that I like girls that are book smart and I am a sucker for girls with brain, how can I be discussing the economic and political situation of Nigeria or about the current climate change or about crypto and the global financial markets and her only her only contribution to the conversation would be , yeah, nawaooo , nothing turns me off more than that shit, I just trashed their advice but I went home and thought about it and said maybe they are right after all, maybe my standards are too high that's why I always meet ladies that are too busy, always traveling for one reason or the other, told one of my trusted niggas to link me up with one , since he is the one that gave me the advice and others agreed with him, but I told him,she better not be a girl that he has bleeped before because I know that my nigga, na baba for the girls, I dey learn for where him dey when it comes to girls matter, he just laughed and said my guy relax now,na my girl close friend , na my girl tell me say she dey single , I said oya now .

But I thought to myself and said guy na u wan dey do all this link matter , I thought you don't roll like that, well said well there is a first time for everything, me and her got introduced and I took it up from there, few weeks later she came to my crib but nothing happened, she came again, nothing still happened the third time , the girl provoke ( later dem go say na men like sex pass whereas the reverse is the case) and said what's going on ,why haven't I even kissed her not to talk of touching her, I explained my stand to her that before we get intimate,we will both must conduct a series of STDS test ,she frowned and said what's the meaning of that , don't I trust her and all that shit , and I said it's not a matter of trust, that even me will also undergo the test, then she agreed but two days to our hospital appointment for the test ,she stopped picking my calls, a week later after the appointment, I tried calling her again,she said she is not comfortable with everything and even called off the relationship, I said to myself well it's her loss , came back yesterday after a long day out ,met my cousin watching the trending squid game but I don't do stuffs that are trending I don't know maybe after the stufffs most have trended that's when I will start taking interest in it

Asked her about my daughter, she said she is already sleeping in her room cause she waited for me but she sleeped off on the couch because I really arrived home late before she took her to her bedroom, went to her bedroom,saw her sleeping like a baby sat on bedside, then a message entered my phone from one of my guys which reads, "guy u don turn gay"
As I was trying to process why this my nigga would send me such a message another one came in from on of my gees, which reads guy since when you turn impotent as I was trying to reply that one another came in; tell me it's not true that you are a ritualist, all from my three trusted niggas,I quickly created a WhatsApp group chat with the three of them and asked them where they heard all those nonsense from they said it's the new girl I was going out with, I quickly made a group call with them and explained myself to them and was pissed that they could even give listening ears to such nonsense, well they said that it's not their fault because my lifestyle is kinda weird
First,I don't go to church, secondly I adopted a daughter instead of just having a baby mama and why will I be giving a girl such a condition before dating her, the nigga that said all these, I have been suspecting him of being a snake , this whole situation just confirmed my suspicion well I will just change how I will be relating with him from now on and to think this is the same guy that introduced me to that bitch that's spreading the rumors about me .

I cut the call and called a friend of my dad, this man has a strong police connection and I don't know how, will learn from him one day though, it was really late yesterday when I called , first of all I apologized for calling that late and told him to give me a contact in the state CID to call, that I want to arrest someone, he asked me what happened, I was reluctant to tell and he said he will not give me any police contact until I tell him what happened, I had no choice but to tell him, he laughed really hard and I was like chai I don suffer, and he said look my son that girl is not worth it one bit, stop wasting your time with her, forget about the whole thing, okay, I said but that girl is tarnishing my image ,he said no buts, just forget about it, in a week or two, everything will die down , just forget ok because with this your anger if I let you arrest her she will ruth in jail, just forget ok son , I said ok sir, thanked him and ended the call .

By this time, I was already sleepy, didn't know the time I slept off in my daughter's room
Woke up this morning and I was like hmmm , I deserve a vacation ,I have been working too hard this days ,a one week vacation won't be a bad idea , would have made it two if my daughter was on school holidays,.

But I really deserve to rest my head before e catch fire because so many things on my mind ,

On a second thought was I really wrong in my condition of getting tested for STDS before getting intimate

BadRadio:
This is the Jet age, New discoveries are been made because people are deliberately choosing to think outside the box.

In my humble opinion I believe it is wrong to be in a relationship for too long, if you are ready for marriage as a lady and the person you are dating is too relaxed being in that relationship after 2 years without popping the question... you have two options

1. It's either you abandon that relationship and try it with someone else who's more purposeful

Or

2. Propose to him if you really like him and want u both to get married. It's not something to be shy about, life dosent give you what u want, life gives you what you demand. Go ahead and ask for it.

If he turns down your proposal without any cogent reason pls feel free to go.



My 2cents

Iyaebe:
Sex is strictly for your husband, don't open leg for some yeye boyfriend, its not worth it.Let him leave,the deserving one will come your way.

Greenerie:
A few years back,a man met me.We actually met in his office,while I was job hunting in one of the major Oil Companies.

This man is European,tall,young and handsome, somewhat around 25 years old then.I was 23.
He was a well to do,brilliant,young engineer,graduated first class chemical engineering and top of his class.

From the moment he saw me,he tried approaching me several times,but I didnt pay him attention.I liked him also from the first day we met.

Although,I never give him the green light because I was going through tough battles that almost took my life and felt that I needed to fix my life so any man who comes in won't face problems,suffering and attacks.

I didn't want to bring the poor guy into my life,he was so young and gentle.
It wouldnt be fair on him.

I said to myself "just be patient,let me solve my challenges so when a man comes in he wont have to carry any crushing heavy burden" .So I pushed him away.

Sometime later we ran into each other again in traffic.I was in the vehicle and happened to look to my left and there beside me in very heavy traffic,there he was.He looked to make sure it was really me,and tried to talk to me again,but I just "face front" till I passed.On the inside,my heart was breaking.

Fast forward,early next year in his office,we met again,he tried so hard to give me his card but I looked away and didn't take it.That was the third time and the last time I saw him.

Suddenly,he was posted outside to a new country,South Africa.I never saw him again.I was so sad and heartbroken that we were separated so suddenly.

One day he met a gold digger.They started dating.This lady was so fetish,diabolic and evil. She saw he had so much money,he was young,rich and handsome.

She quickly charmed him with love potion (korobela), decimal 10.10.She laced it in his food and in her pussy.
Im suspecting she might even have washed her pussy water into the meal she cooked him.

From that day,he became her zombie.
He,thinking he was in love,married her.And she figured she had to play along so as to keep on collecting more money at the end of each month.

The "Do as I say" charm was really working on him.She sucked him,used him,drained him all the money in his account,all his life savings plus the one he worked for each month.She bought houses,cars,expensive jewelries and shared some of the money with her side boyfriend!

One fateful day,the charm cleared from his eyes.He said "who are you"?They had a really serious fight. He quickly divorced her.

This guy is truly gentle,introverted shy type.He found out all she did to him,how she ruined him of all he had worked for,for so many years.He didnt even have a house anymore cos the golddigger sold even the house they were both living in.

He sank into depression and became an alcoholic,a chain smoker, stinking,dirty,unkempt.He crashed from being an intelligent and handsome clean guy to a dejected repulsive alcoholic.

He was so full of regrets and cursed the day he met her and why he got married her.

Now,on my own end,It was time to settle down and was making efforts as most of my cousins, relations and friends were settling down.I had several marriage proposals but I never felt inner peace.

Unexpectedly,this man came back again,out of the blue.He was a shell of his former self.So shriveled and smelly that I couldn't recognize him anymore.I fell on the floor and burst into tears,sobbing my heart out when he told me who he was.

Right now,he is an alcoholic.All the beauty in him is gone.I felt so bad for him.

He said he had been trying so hard to reach me.He had been desperately searching so hard for me everywhere all this while.He asked me take him back, and said he never stopped loving me from the first day and because he felt I didn't want him,he left and married that woman.He asked me to marry him.

But Im worried.Now there is another diabolic,evil woman in the picture.I don't want baggage or another battle again.I have fought enough.She will forever be a chapter in our lives.

So Nairalanders I need your sincerest opinion.What would you do if you were in my shoes? Should I marry him or pick someone else who doesn't have all this baggage? How do I handle his fetish,evil ex-wife who is still furious the juju cleared from his eyes?.

What do you think should be done to the gold digging wife? What should be her punishment for ruining him?.

I didn't make up this story.Im not chasing clout.Its a true life experience. I just really need mature insight from you,my online family.Thank you.

siofra:


God! You're so boring. You sound like a mosquito's fart

Mercychen:
Na so!

Dear Bride, don't be deceived. If you like look like Marilyn Monroe, men will still be men. Cheating flows naturally in their blood.

So don't fall for your father in-laws bull crap.

siofra:
I think the photo below is self explanatory


A Dating Coach shared this:


"Date multiple men and allow them to EARN your exclusivity.
A guy likes you? Cool. He wants to get to know you more? Great!
Let him PROVE he's worth closing the door on your OTHER options before you actually do—because you do have options, Sis. #datewithcents."

Penguin2:


Wait o!

So you have electric current passing through the seats?

Isn’t that hazardous?

Penguin2:


Breaking News!!!!

Three electrocuted in Anambra as a result of charging while waiting for their flights to be called.


Wait o!

So you have electric current passing through the seats?

Isn’t that hazardous?

dre11:
The ex-Senate President and former Secretary to the Government of the Federation, Pius Anyim is said to be under interrogation for alleged N780milllion fraud which also allegedly involves former aviation minister, Stella Oduah.




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/491525-efcc-grills-ex-senate-president-anyim-for-alleged-n750million-fraud.

siofra:
See as person fine like three people

All these nairaland men that look like apes please stay away from this thread.

Please if you're not as handsome or wealthy or as famous as this man don't ever mention or quote me again.

Pumpumking can you everrrr??


I hate to say this but honestly, you are deeply disturbed...

And the guy is so intelligent!!! So kindddd!!! Extremely generoussss!!!
Please how can a Nigerian man be this perfect And the way he writes goddd!!!!

Please I ask again, how can a Nigerian man be this perfect?

The one that is bursting my brain is that he's a writer
Handsome Nigerian men don't write.

Xenry:

Falseprofet2:
very good punishment
I see him never doing yahoo again


For 1k recharge card. The First correct answer that Shows working. please

I will be back to edit with the winners moniker. The earlier puzzle won by celenas. Still waiting for your mobile number to recharge. You can also nominate another no if you dont want the prize

Edit- airsaylongcome, the handle with long name is the winner. Send your mob. no for recharge and network. Congratulations

Falseprofet2:
very good punishment
I see him never doing yahoo again


For 1k recharge card. The First correct answer that Shows working. please

I will be back to edit with the winners moniker. The earlier puzzle won by celenas. Still waiting for your mobile number to recharge. You can also nominate another no if you dont want the prize

Edit- airsaylongcome, the handle with long name is the winner. Send your mob. no for recharge and network. Congratulations

tunjiajayi:
And you should be selling old newspapers.

Mumu.

CAPTIVATOR:


And what is insecure about preventive measures ?

Mercychen:


Lol.. you won't understand.
Man no dey hungry me again .

Seriously, I don't fancy men any longer. I see them as additional stress in my life.

Strongdickfresh:
Dear esteem Nairalanders,

I use the Eco bank mobile app to mistakenly transfer N10,000 to a wrong person I don't know nor seen before. I went to a POS provider agent/stand to withdraw N10,000. However, I mistakenly transfer the money to Ideyi Okoro Joseph of Access bank with account number 0064999199. The time of the transfer is 06:50 PM, on Sunday 10 of October, 2021. I don't know the person and I had never set my eye on him before. It was a wrong transfer. See the details of the transaction below:

AMOUNT: NGN 10,000.00
BENEFICIARY NAME: IDEYI OKORO JOSEPH
DATE: Sunday, 10 October 2021, 06:50 PM
TRANSACTION TYPE: other-local-banks
SENDER NAME:
BENEFICIARY ACCOUNT: 0064999199
DESTINATION BANK: Access Bank

I wanted to transfer the N10,000 to SARAH AVWEROTE of Access bank with account number 0064999198. She is a POS service provider agent. I went to her stand to withdraw money. I made a wrong transfer due to typographical error. I mistakenly type account number 0064999199 instead of 006499198 and 10,000 was transferred to Ideyi Okoro Joseph.

Please what can I do to retrieve the N10,000.00 ? It Is possible for the to retrieve the money.

Please bankers and accountants in this esteem forum should guide me on what to do.

Thanks

kenzysmith:
Africans lack ambitions she should be striving for balloon do or because she is in the best team in women football but madam is only after money. Come Nigeria dey play like who carry belle


Our coach should stop inviting her and look for a better option

Her African player of d year done tire us. We need baloon do or