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Romance / Re: Sex Worker Presents Her CV To Her Client, Begs Him For A Job (Video) by Waterjoy(m): 8:18am On Aug 07, 2022
Timoleon:
The lady is not into hookup she’s into scamming. This is her modus operandi. The man only refused to fall for the manipulation. Any girl into hookup would have been happy to receive 15k for short time.

She was expecting the man to have pity on her
and dash her the money. she's a coded fraudster and not a prostitute.She might have been doing to some people that will see her as a decent gal that is doing hook up.

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Politics / Re: I Saw This Tweet By A Yoruba Man About Tinubu by Waterjoy(m): 11:44am On Jun 12, 2022
Mandate2023:


What or where is d evil nw pls? Come and point out d evil tinubu has done to u

My younger brother and so many ppl I know got a federal job through gbajabiamila...lagos is home for all, is that not enough benefits from tinubu political dynasty......mention 1 thing u have benefited from obi or atiku that u and ur ppl have been supporting, directly or indirectly
The issues with children of hate is to bring down Tinubu with all their might.

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Politics / Re: Rev Fr. Magnus Ebere: If Igbos Leave Nigeria, Nigeria Will Be Like A Dry Vegetab by Waterjoy(m): 8:13pm On Feb 20, 2022
Why can't you leave and form your Biafra

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Politics / Re: Rev Fr. Magnus Ebere: If Igbos Leave Nigeria, Nigeria Will Be Like A Dry Vegetab by Waterjoy(m): 7:47pm On Feb 20, 2022
You people are not ready to leave, nobody is holding you.

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Politics / Re: Rev Fr. Magnus Ebere: If Igbos Leave Nigeria, Nigeria Will Be Like A Dry Vegetab by Waterjoy(m): 7:16pm On Feb 20, 2022
Otondo show us proof of igbos eating human flesh,like the millions of videos we see everyday of your people killing each other and using their skulls and private parts for rituals due to poverty.
So nobody in your erosion ravaged land does rituals Ozuo

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Politics / Re: Rev Fr. Magnus Ebere: If Igbos Leave Nigeria, Nigeria Will Be Like A Dry Vegetab by Waterjoy(m): 6:57pm On Feb 20, 2022
Your people don't mine skull,but they roast and eat o whole body
Politics / Re: Rev Fr. Magnus Ebere: If Igbos Leave Nigeria, Nigeria Will Be Like A Dry Vegetab by Waterjoy(m): 6:54pm On Feb 20, 2022
Nobody is holding you, leave and enjoy ur Biafra

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Romance / Re: Hacker Exposes Sexual Escapades Of An Evangelist With Married Women(pix) by Waterjoy(m): 10:05am On Jul 09, 2020
SenecaTheYonger:
Why do women go crazy for Pastors?
They want anointed knacking... Lol

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Romance / Re: I've Had Sex With 13 Different Girls This Year And I Didn't Spend A Dime. by Waterjoy(m): 9:51pm On Jun 19, 2020
Xanos:
Yes you heard that right. I've had sex with 13 different girls this year and I didn't spend a dime on them. If not for the lock down I would have fuçked more.

Guys who always say that money is all you need to get girls are just guys who see money as an easy way to overcompensate for the attractive qualities that they lack. I'm not saying that money doesn't draw women to you, but you have to be very naive to think that that's the only thing that draws women to you.

I'm not one of those guys that have very long, fat diçks or those guys that are skilled at giving women multiple orgasms. So the fact that I am able to to Bleep lots women for free isn't a factor of how far and wide information of my sexual prowess has travelled.

I'm just a good looking guy that dresses well and grooms himself well, carries himself confidently, has a nice voice, a sense of humor an amazing vocabulary and good intellect. That's all I have and this is all that gets me girls.

Girls are more obsessed with sex than guys but society has conditioned them to hide their sexual desires. Knowing his, I approach every girl with this in mind. I introduce myself, get them giggling with my wittiness and short interesting convo, compliment their bodies in a sexually suggestive way, exchange numbers, send few texts and one phone call, and next time I meet them either at their place or mine, we talk a little, I kiss them, they don't resist, I escalate and then we Bleep. I don't spend a dime. Once in a while there are those that will form and say they want to take things slow and those that wouldn't come to my place or invite me to theirs, but these are a little minority and I usually cease communication with them asap.

And all these girls I Bleep aren't average girls. They are girls I'll rate 7 - 10 on an attractiveness scale. I don't fuçk ugly girls.

I must be living in a different universe from majority of guys on social media because all they complain about is how women want your money and wouldn't give you sex if you don't give them money.
U spent,just that u have not realized. Nothing is free in this world.
Crime / Re: Should I Return This Money Wrongly Credited To My Bank Account. by Waterjoy(m): 7:50am On Jun 19, 2020
Collinsaik:
Just recently, i recieved a txt frm unknwn individual asking for my acount detail dat he wants to make the payment. i dismised it as spam but the mesage was repeated. the same person also caled, when i pickd , i realise he counldnt mutter meaning ful wrds that one can undrstand so i hung up. this same individual would nt stop caling my fone. at a point i became infuriated and scolded d stranger to make him stop. the followin day, he called again. this time around in a calm tone, so i played along. after exchangin greetings, he asked me to snd him the acount nau. that he needs it to make the payment. told him i had no airtime if he dosnt mind he should snd me airtym so i can do dat. 2mins later the airtym came in. i forward my acount details imediately, gues what, 32,500 came in within minuetes.. it took Four good days for dis man to realise his error and start caling for a refund . i also realise his location is kano state while am base in south south. what do u guyz tink?
Firstly, go to your bank and explain to them before returning it.its better you allow your bank. to do the reversal

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Politics / Re: If War Breaks Out, Which Dimension Will It Take? by Waterjoy(m): 7:37am On Jun 19, 2020
TruthinAction:
The country is definitely sitting on a time bomb. There is tension everywhere. But if war breaks out which dimension will it take. Is it going to be Nigeria vs Biafra, Christians vs Muslims or North vs South? What role will the army play? Because in the Nigeria army, we still have Igbos, Christians and Muslims. There are also inter ethnic marriages involving the north and south. We don't pray for war but it might be inevitable the way things are going. When one is pushed to the wall, you don't have an option but to fight for your life. The fulani ethnic group are our major problem. They are terrorizing everyone and yet they are not declared terrorist. This present government is a mistake as they have refused to address this issue the way it should be handled. I am not aware of any single arrest of those committing this crime. But when you speak out, they arrest you.

What is your take on this?

Pls don't let's pray for war.
Politics / Re: 2023: What Tinubu Will Do If North Refuses South West Presidency by Waterjoy(m): 4:40pm On May 14, 2020
TheRareGem1:
No southE or S's will smell presidency come 2023. Period!


Then north will continue to rule till infinity...
Politics / Re: 2023: What Tinubu Will Do If North Refuses South West Presidency by Waterjoy(m): 3:18pm On May 14, 2020
Grayoso:


Lol. According to who? Let me guess Igbos ba? Yes OO. We agree it is the sole turn of the Igbos and other Nigerians don't have a say in the matter.

They only need to prepare to attend the swearing-in of Nigeria's Igbo President come 2023. We dey laff.
From the look of things, they are the only region that are yet to rule.
Politics / Re: 2023: What Tinubu Will Do If North Refuses South West Presidency by Waterjoy(m): 3:03pm On May 14, 2020
The region to produce the next president is south east,but I doubt if PMB will handover to any Easterners.
Politics / Re: Corona Virus Pandemic As A Similitude Of War. by Waterjoy(m): 10:07am On May 01, 2020
It's only God that will save us.
Romance / Re: What's That Secret You Are Hiding From The Person You Are Dating Right Now? by Waterjoy(m): 9:31am On Apr 13, 2020
Paxie55:
Men are really scum. See comments.
Dirty and irritating voyeuristic creatures.
Tufia. Whòres from deepest part of hell. No wonder God made you lots with mud sand. grin

Madam, no vex oo,that's just who we are.
Crime / Re: Agege Unrest: Awawa Boys Steal From Residents by Waterjoy(m): 9:20am On Apr 13, 2020
I pity my southwest brothers.
Celebrities / Re: (video) When I Met My Wife 18 Years Ago, I Was A Gold Digger - Peter Okoye by Waterjoy(m): 1:38am On Apr 13, 2020
No woman want to endure with guys nowadays ooo.

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