A recent Times survey indicates that 60% of women on a first date are looking for a on e night stand! What the f**k is wrong with these females? Can't we own the patent to anything on earth anymore? We drove, they learnt how to drive! We smoked, they did too! We smoked weed, and found that they were right behind us. The list is endless , played football, founded companies, bungee jumped, ice skated. Now they're not even content with being mums , they also want to be dads in marriages hence same sex female marriages. What does a man have to do to be a man on earth for crying out loud?
Work on Pluto and still come back home every night?!!!!!!

oh , muki and ika just reminded me ,
Reason 6: She don't cuss , lol ,
So PC , know u've got my loyalty , as for that woman , i just keep her around for other needs , u know now ,

@noble:
i have no words 4 u my broda , hope u control ur libido and not the other way round , why on earth should we use sex as a weapon?

@ika
sorry, no sex from u? i won't die , if we're in sh*t together, i need ur mind more than ur body , chew on dat!

[table]aight! do you also F&*k your pc? if yes!   how?  a brief description of methodology  would suffice!   if yes also is he/she preggy? when she go born?  * roll eyez*  [/table]



, there are several ways people connect , sex is only one of them , ever heard of abstinence? With women all you get is drama joo ,

@mukina
Are you looking to laugh?
You're in the wrong section then , this is serious sh*t ,

For 5 simple reasons:
1. She's always content with the amount of work i can do on her ,
2. She warns me before something major happens , like a power shutdown ,
3 She lets me change my mind ,
4. She lets me CHANGE my mind ,
5. She lets me change my MIND ,

, but u guys remember proverbs talking about blows and wounds purging the simple of his/her stupidity, innocence and idealism. I'm for slapping , wouldn't mind being slapped around every now and then just to remember to always leave home with my wisdom teeth in.

, and now we're sexy ,
Donkey(Eddie Murphy) in Shrek 2

"In the famous words of the revered virgin , come again" - Bricktop in Snatch

"I thought you said he was a getaway driver?!!! What the f**k can he get away from?!" - Sol in Snatch

"But why is the rum gone?!" - Captain Jack Sparrow - POTC - TCOTBP

" I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request?!" - Captain Barbosa - POTC -TCOTBP

This excerpt is from Taxi (Jimmy Falon and some cuban goons:
Goon: U from Havana?
Jimmy: Yeah I'm from Havana , U from Havana?
Goon: Yeah , Havana eh? , (shakes Jimmy and they laugh) , so what part of havana you from?
Jimmy: What part of Havana?
Goon: Yeah what part?
Jimmy: Um , I'm from , Cas, tro , Castro, Street!.

Barbershop 2:
Customer: Like I said , If they build a titty bar across the street, I ain't neva going home again.
Calvin: You can't go home even if you wanted to ,

Barbershop 2:
Calvin's Aunt: (Comes into to kitchen and sees Calvin about to take a bite out of his cornbread)
Uh-uh! Say a prayer first.
CalvinPauses) , Jesus wept
Aunt: Why?
Calvin: Why what?
Aunt: Did Jesus weep?
Calvin: Cos they won't let him eat his cornbread.

The Brothers:
Son, listen there are 3 things every woman wants; 2 of them is money. - Morris Chestnut's Dad


Eugene Levy in Bringing Down the House:
The cool points are out the window and she got me all twisted in the game.


Eddie Murphy in Shrek 2:
Are we there yet?

Hey the position of annoying talking animal's already been taken.

Eddie Murphy in Mulan:
U da Man , well sort of ,


Chris Tucker to Charlie Sheen in Money Talks:
You're just jealous cos i look better than you in your own shit ,

4 laptop browsers i'd definitely recommend the starcomms 1x cdma card. Meant to be 230kbps but hardly exceeds 10kbps. Not for heavy downloads but very stable as long as you r within their network coverage anywhere in Nigeria (unlike EVDO). Paid 20k for the card and got a free month. Monthly subscriptions come in at 10k - 24 hours. Not bad eh?

here's a number 01-2702344.

as at June 2006 NetnearU's services were not free. You had to have a wi-fi compatible laptop, had to pay a quarterly subscription at a go and could only use the service at designated hotspots on the Island , U might want to give them a call or walk into their Muri Okunola Office to confirm any changes to these reqiurements. Cheers.