Impotency

ShaqFu:
Jerry! Tom is a bully, though Jerry sometimes likes looking for Tom's trouble.

sometimes?

4tomandchi:
From "Jesus work" to the richest black man.

Truly Jesus work.

JESUS WALKS

olodo

etokhana:

https://www.thecable.ng/another-covid-19-patient-dies-in-borno

May God deliver us all

JUST IN: Another Nigerian Football Star Dies In Car Accident.


Enugu Rangers striker Ifeanyi George has lost his life early Sunday morning in a ghastly motor accident.

It was gathered that Ifeanyi was going to his base with two other teammates when they were involved in the car crash.

Already, Enugu Rangers have confirmed the death of Ifeanyi; adding that they would release an official statement soonest.



“We lost Ifeanyi George this morning. The club will soon come up with a statement soon.” Rangers wrote on their official twitter handle Sunday morning

The club added: “Ifeanyi George died this morning on his way to Lagos while driving from Enugu.

“The accident occurred in Abudu just after Agbor in Delta State.



“He hads been injured for the past three weeks with a severe waist pain and was told not to drive even in Enugu.”

The death of Ifeanyi is coming on the heels of two other deaths recorded on the local football scene all within a month.

JUST IN: Another Nigerian Football Star Dies In Car Accident.


Enugu Rangers striker Ifeanyi George has lost his life early Sunday morning in a ghastly motor accident.

It was gathered that Ifeanyi was going to his base with two other teammates when they were involved in the car crash.

Already, Enugu Rangers have confirmed the death of Ifeanyi; adding that they would release an official statement soonest.



“We lost Ifeanyi George this morning. The club will soon come up with a statement soon.” Rangers wrote on their official twitter handle Sunday morning

The club added: “Ifeanyi George died this morning on his way to Lagos while driving from Enugu.

“The accident occurred in Abudu just after Agbor in Delta State.



“He hads been injured for the past three weeks with a severe waist pain and was told not to drive even in Enugu.”

The death of Ifeanyi is coming on the heels of two other deaths recorded on the local football scene all within a month.

Felixamos:
his songs are Crap!! (feel free to quote me)... EFCC and nairaland has made him popular..

Ask those calling themselves "marlians" what it represents or what it stands for and you would see how stupid some youths are(cause they don't even know)... Those "follow, follow gang"..

#Shout_out_to_Simi_and_falz..

you're right

Ihutomi:
Some feavours come by birth enjoy it while it last 2023 no far again

so she tell you say she go suffer after 2023? dey there dey deceive yourself..

Jentle244:


https://www.newtelegraphng.com/parents-beat-teenage-girl-to-death-for-dating-yoruba-boy/

hope no be masterkraft sister

bazemirie:
It is definitely a good time for the family members of Nigerian singer David Adeleke aka Davido.

The music star’s cousin, B-Red, recently took to social media to announce the birth of his first child with long time lover, Faith Johnson.

B-Red shared a photo post on his verified Instagram page in which he was spotted carrying the newborn baby in his arms, in the hospital.

Sharing the news, he said: https://www.instagram.com/p/B5coj9EAcd1

Source - https://gistgram.com/davidos-cousin-bred-and-his-girlfriend-welcome-their-first-child

once money dey to fend for yourself and for anybody, to give person belle no hard...

ManishSmith:
Work hard after working hard then you continue working hard..... I must make this list

Working hard + God's grace, they work together..... Make God in his infinite mercy just smile on our hustle...

realmedia:
Cardi shares photos of herself smoking weed at 15 with multiple face piercings as she advices young girls to desist from smoking weed

Cardi B has shared photos of herself at 15, smoking weed and sporting multiple face piercings.

The 27-year-old rapper had lip piercings, eyebrow piercing, and multiple ear piercings in the photos shared. In another, she's seen lighting a blunt while holding a GUESS shopping bag.

She shared the photos with a caption warning girls not to toe that line.


She wrote: "15 year old Cardi ...Dear little girls don’t smoke cigarettes or weed trying to look cool for the seniors cause you really gonna grow up and see how dumb you look doing it Seriously tho what was I thinking‍??anyways naaa my mustache was too much."

VIA>> https://kupelove..com/2019/11/cardi-shares-photos-of-herself-smoking.html

she's been crazy right from the onset. started gang banging at the age of 15, she was also a stripper and she was in this cult group BLOOD

BarrElChapo:
those legs tho

yam

Sirmuel1:
The King is coming!

Ooni title na by family... Na another family go do after this present one Don die

Pearl1996:
Nairaland famiy I need help.

Somethings been eating me up. I had sex with my boyfriend some weeks later i started falling so sick I will try to point out all I can remember
*Came down with what I felt was fever was burning hot so hot you just need to come close to feel the heat

*at night I sweat. Not just the usual sweat but one I have to change my clothes two times a nigbt(this happened for like a week)

* I started feeling so cold especially in the morning. Doctor said it was pneumonia + a cough that lasted for three weeks plus.

*and the rashes I ve never have in my whole life spreaded all over my arms and back as well as my breast region.

* I also had serious muscle ache. Serious that my mom had to help me massage it. My neck did hurt too it felt like someone hit me with a blank on my neck

* nodes on my neck, groin, as well as ear.
* I started having blurred vision and sores on my lips like fever blisters

* and then injuries in my mouth, weird ones
* I have oral trush at least thats what I thought them to be. White tongue I have had this before but this onr is different. With slimy white things in my mouth every time

*I also experienced dehydration and dry mouth.
* also had a delayed flow

The symptoms are so much I can't even mention it all. Most of these lasted for about a month +. I still have cold till this day. I shiver most times and its my major fear. And the rashes are still there.

This Is the major problem. The nurse who was handling me said it might be an STD maybe HIV I took plethora of test including HIV after 3 months all came back negative, I was told to wait 6montgs to check for HIv again it was still negativr. During this month I have seen so many doctors, private and government all they do is givr me drugs but I still experience the pneumonia cold( no cough) and occasional mouth sores as well as the rash. My boyfriend now my ex took HIV too it was negative.
Please doctors in the house what can this be. I have read so many threads here on naira land of people who had same experience but some later turned + they might be lying though.

I heard after 6 months and test is still negative then its not it. My question now is. What is wrong with me. I have spent so much on drugs and test. And no doctor is able to say what my problem is. Its making me crazy as I am even scared to shower because of the cold and I can't let people see my body due to rash.

I need help.

awon omo yahoo ti bo pata e

Rapmoney:
Throwback Thursday: Your Most Embarrassing Moment On Campus

At one time or the other, we all had one embarrassing moment on campus that one would remember and just laugh...especially, after many years have gone by.

Mine:

In my 2nd year in school, I was chilling at Nwanyi Nempi pepper soup joint after a long boring lecture from a lecturer who took sadism as a hobby. I had a cold HARP in my front (mortuary standard). I say make I take am dey hold conscience because the stress too much for department. Not long, I saw this tall pretty light-skin girl passing. I was instantly attracted to her but I didn't follow her. I grew up with the mentality of not stopping a girl on the road; especially, when you are not coming from an opposite direction. I quickly did a research on her by asking someone at the joint as if I was working as an investigative journalist for Channels TV!!! I was able to get her name, level and department and the info that she's an 'aje-butter' from a known family in Onitsha. From that minute, I started plotting my 'graph'.

The next day, I planned I would approach her. After my first lecture, I went straight to her department (Computer Science) to accomplish my mission. Na so I spread like virus full everywhere...well polished shoes, starched and well pressed shirt, new haircut...come dey form James Bond. After hanging around for some time without seeing her, I decided it was an unsuccessful trip.

That same day, while discussing with friends at photo stands (where school photographers stayed), I saw her approaching. I pinched myself secretly and told myself that it is 'Now or Never'. Based on say I be Warri boy, I nor fit carry last. Right there, as crowded as the place was, I approached her and that was the killing mistake I made. This was what happened:

Me: Hi, Onyinyechi, how are you doing?

Babe: How did you know my name?

Me: They say when you're interested in someone, you would also be interested in things that pertain to them.

Babe: Really? You've not answered my question and moreover, I don't know you.

Me: OK, I got to know your name from a friend in your department. I'm interested in you...

Babe: (Speaking loudly and angrily to the hearing of every student present) You should have something better doing! Pls don't ever stop me again! Now take some steps back and behave as if this conversation never took place!!!

Ogbeni, na so I pose like vulture wey rain beat...right there wey I stand, malaria, typhoid and diarrhoea hold me at once. I come stand like image wey deh carve for shrine One side of my belle come dey do me like say I wan weewee, the other side come dey do me like say I wan poopoo. To look back na problem. Crowd of guys and babes dey observe me like cinema. Even my guys sef dey help me dey shame! I was receiving consoling pats on the back as if say my palee kpai! Dem say when house fall, goat go climb the roof. Na the courage say at least Warri boy try to try I take waka pass school gate that day. I nor gree show face for photo stands through out that semester.

It's been 18 years now but each time I remember this event, I just laugh it off as my most embarrassing moment on campus.

most embarrassing moment on campus na when Messi dey beg me for common 20k for public

Yoouthu:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

lmao

nonix22:
Las las, remember say na woman you be.
Hope she has worked on her attitude so that make she fit settle down for Man house

did she complain to you?

jadeliyi:
good thing , but wetin dey happin in pishur 3 and 5

baba Don weak.. e wan rest small

jadeliyi:
good thing , but wetin dey happin in pishur 3 and 5

baba Don weak.. e wan rest small

Aarenasbaba:
God for him....reward of hardworking

Good for him. Reward of hardwork.

Aarenasbaba:
God for him....reward of hardworking

Good for him. Reward of hardwork.

Bawizzo:
Make una leave us alone oo! show don finish... bloggers pls, u people shouldn't force trends on us.

abi o

dangotesmummy:
She shouldn't use this situation to make cheap publicity for herself.criminality is everywhere

Even when you try and help Nigerians , they're busy looking for how to take advantage of you

First of all how senseless can you be? doing crime in a racist and highly prejudiced country

Secondly America is a country where the systems are working.you don't need to do crime before you live a comfortable life.just do your business or job with dedication and things will fall in place but greed and lack of foresight and deep thoughts is what will make Nigerians do crime.now you have created problems not just for yourself but your children and other decent adults

And as for those hailing and glorifying Yahoo they should continue.

Yorubas say when a child is doing something bad but the parents didn't warn him or stop him when the repercussions come even the neighbors who don't know anything about the misdeeds of the child Will not rest.thats why even those in legit business will have a hard time doing business with Americans or getting a job

Just look at grown ass men that have hands legs and brain to work legitimately but covetousness and pride will not make them do legit work all just to floss on the gram

Meanwhile all those showing off unnecessarily on the gram will reduce.all these overnight billionaires showing off mansion and private jets or wrist watches will respect themselves now

Broda hushpupi get ready

Don't think you're smarter than the others caught.if they can catch otunba cash money ,get ready for your nemesis

Then again I don't know why Nigerians lack discretion.when doing somethings or taking some decisions, remember your children.even if you Don't love yourself,your wife or husband, consider your children


Why Will you dabble into Crime in a country biased against Nigerians and expect you're elusive .a country that has invested billions into cyber security .smh

Also as much as I hate a lot of bubus policies and utterances,Nigerians have given him justification, what yorubas calls fun lenu Oro for calling Nigerian youths LAZY

Nice one... God bless you.

made4naijamusic:
Big brother naija housemates frodd and seyi fighting over alcoholic beverages Biggie gifted the big brother naija Housemates

Watch video

source :

https://www.made4naija.com/bbnaija-fight-between-frodd-and-seyi-over-alcoholic-beverages-video/

na when this program dey finish sef?

NairaMedia:
Former Big Brother Nigeria housemate, Uriel Oputa, while chatting with PUNCH, says that marriage is not an accomplishment.

She said, “I feel that one’s personal life should be kept private. Your life should be personalised to you, and not anybody else. Because someone got married at 19 or 25 doesn’t mean you must get married at that age. We all have different times. Nigerian men and family members should stop pressurising women into getting married. The divorce rate in the country is very high at the moment. People are rushing out of marriages the same way they rush in. I have a friend who got married and has two kids, but she’s now divorced. And she has to take care of her children. These days, people just get married for the wrong reasons. I would rather stay single than end up marrying the wrong person. Marriage is not an achievement. I did not go to school just to get married.”

Uriel also said: she wouldn’t even invite friends for the big day! She said, “We need to celebrate the little things. When people get married, it’s so elaborate and colourful with the best food, music, clothing and other things. When I do get married, I’m going to have the smallest wedding ever. I wouldn’t even invite my friends. It is just going to be, my husband and my immediate family (my brothers and my mum).”


Read more:

Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/08/marriage-is-not-achievement-uriel-oputa.html

nice one

babakb:

Even Chris brown like the noise

even my nigga Meek Mill

GreatResearcher:
post your gf. If she's something close to tohyorsih2 I deactivate.

LMAO

biGDhAp:
bros you get eyes jare

lol

GreatResearcher:
u went too far to mention Cardi. Ordinary tohyorsih2 should quote the dude him go cum

na female oshiomole I dey see for the toryoshi2 profile

Vicdayz:
@Gistvic.com

Controversial blogger and Retired Journalist, Kemi Olunloyo shares new photo as she says she will never get married. Gistvic Reports.

Kemi also says married men are weak who needs a woman to cook, clean and rear kids when mom's gone while married women are literally house girls and maids. Gistvic Reports.

She wrote:


Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/03/i-will-never-get-married-married-women.html

L

she talk say she no marry. na her choice be that. I no know how that one take be wahala from people.

Sterope:
It is entertainment

foolish entertainment

CollinsWeGlobe:


Source: https://mandynews.com/two-ladies-gang-rped-and-killed-afterward-at-kumasi-ghana-photos/

I no know the pleasure wey dey rape... weak boys.

lotasha:
Auxiliary is a notorious criminal released from jail by seyi makinde for his selfish desires. I pity oyo people.

For those people always coming to Ibadan without calling first to confirm hmmmmmmmm OYO is ur name. Iwo road would just return to how it used to be under pdp reign.
U want seyi makinde Abi..... Am laughing because u people quickly forget things..... No day no night was a murder nor rape not committed at iwo road because of this same auxiliary .
Oya na lets go back to that reign because automatically the nutrw garage now belongs to pdp/auxillary.



My own observation

you've said it all.. God bless u...