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Zane2point4:

I call mechinery frm federal polytechnic nekede to come write thermo course for me back then in futo owerri!
as he enter hall i come deh happy say i don pass!
Infact i go sunic fast food deh chop while exam deh go on!
E no reach 30minutes i got a call frm the merchinary say dem pursue am commot for exam hall!

Omo na so i left my food rush come exam hall use am phone as collateral say i go pay moni when exam finish,then go continue the exam,na c is still got!

FUTO students plenty this forum sha

kereman1:
To all futoites and alumni of futo, I hail u guys, so I'm a computer science student, I was down with malaria for the weekend, Monday was ens301, I didn't read, thru the weekend, on the exam day, I carried the textbook into the hall, naso I sit for back dey write word to word from the textbook, with my guy on the lookout, tolu observe background my guy was busy coping from me, within the space of 15mins I've answer 2 outta 5 questions to answer, my course advicer was passing by, I observed him from the window, I quickly made a sudden movement, he suspected foul play, I discharged the textbook, he came over to me stood me up, I vehemently refused asking of my wrong, he seized my booklet, I was furious raising my voice at him, he call on the school security, hod came over, my hod ask me to define something I wrote on my booklet, I blanked out, naso hod tear my booklet and gave me a new one and asked me to sit in front, I started to plea but no mercy, I asked for permission to use the restroom, a security guy followed me, no hope, when I got back to the exam hall, 5mins to go, I deceptively when to seat at the back close to tolu, I copy my guy ehhh, to my surprise tolu didn't even add anything to what he copied from me, what a dunderhead. We both got an E.

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udede:
Take this from a senior coach.


Continue the chat as if nothing happened and don't change anything for at least one week.


Then tell him (i mean your supposed Facebook friend) tell him that you were only catching cruise and not feelings.
Explain that this must end because you have HAVE A WONDERFUL LOVING HUSBAND AT HOME WHO YOU LOVE MORE THAN EVEN LIFE.

praise your husband like he is your life and personal saviour but make it clear that what ever you both where doing was a joke.


Thank me later

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udede:
Take this from a senior coach.


Continue the chat as if nothing happened and don't change anything for at least one week.


Then tell him (i mean your supposed Facebook friend) tell him that you were only catching cruise and not feelings.
Explain that this must end because you have HAVE A WONDERFUL LOVING HUSBAND AT HOME WHO YOU LOVE MORE THAN EVEN LIFE.

praise your husband like he is your life and personal saviour but make it clear that what ever you both where doing was a joke.


Thank me later

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Tombrown3:
I tell lots of guys these things.

Your indifference towards women gets them interested in you, not your attention.

From experience, read this short story of mine.

During my university days, probably in my finals. I had lots of girls around me, these girls felt so comfortable with me some could go naked in my present without a thought.

If you didn't know me you'll think I'm Casanova. But that was very far from the truth. I barely even had sex with most of those girls and my girlfriend was going crazy about it all.

So what was I doing having all this girls?

I was indifferent towards them. What do I mean? I make sure I give you a full impression that having sex with you will disgust me to death. It's psychological way I've mastered to make a beautiful girl rethink her stands.

Listen, a beautiful girl have heard all the sweet toast lines and compliments from "tasty" men!

Ooh, you think you are different? You think sending her a sweet text or compliment her in sweet way will get her attention? No!

Now who gets her attention, that guy, that very guy who doesn't seem to fall for her charms, who doesn't really look back when she pass. That guy who voids her of attention in the midst of everyone praising her... That's the guy she's interested in. Not basically because she wanna have sex with you. It's curiosity! It drives her to you, she wanna know why her big bumbum is not making you trip, she wanna know why you ain't telling her "when will you come visit me", is she not beautiful enough for you? How can all these men be dying for her but this you (this thought goes through her head in mili seconds), and if you play your game right, you use that to your advantage.

Some of these girls come to my room with gift and food giving to them by some guys. I jokingly asked one on particular day why, even though she's getting all this gift from these men yet finds it very difficult going to their houses.

She bluntly told, "they all wanna have sex with me, why should I give them that" I laughed and queried her more, "but you are collecting from them" she told me yes, that since they those men think they are fools, who can be bought with just "takeaway" rice and chicken.

These girls see through your desperation and horniness. If not, why will you be all over there dms and complimenting them like a jobless he goat.

I have a girl who video shot her facebook message and and posted on her whatsapp status . I wept for the messages I saw. It was more than 1k messages from guys.

Women love attention so much, but it doesn't mean they like the person giving it to them. In fact, most times they don't. They just like it because it makes them feel better about themselves.

Stop asking a girl when will she come to visit you! Just stop it! When she even offers to come over, tell her you are busy and give her a time to come at your own volition. You might think you will be missing a free pvssy by not allowing her come immediately, believe me, that pvssy will be yours in due time.
Women hate sexually desperate men with passion. That's why even if you walk up to a known slut and bold/bluntly request for sex, she will slap you!

Don't call her after having sex with her for 2 days, avoid her calls, and give her excuses when you finally return it. Women will tell you they don't like it but deep down you are the guy that turns them on.

Being unpredictable, unreliable and indifference toward them. They go gaga!

One told me she doesn't know why she likes coming close to me even though I never give her anything. I'll stay a whole holidays without calling her, but I'm the first guy she'll come to immediately school resumes. Lol... And she doesn't know why!

It's psychological! Use it!

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I can relate. Bro,we suppose give you accolade

Mom007:
If this was a Nigerian movie, the guy would be a prince or a rich businessman in disguise, looking for a woman to love him for who he truly is...

Nollywood esque type of projects and productions

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If you are gay and loved been drilled in the anus
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