Papikush:
You are 70% right

Sotenna:

LOL! You just said the "next one" like you just change them like baby diapers. Didn't mean to offend you though.

Akanbibabatunde:
[s]Why do nigerian girls act funny sometimes, most especially ibo girls .... They form at first and act like their dad is dangote, and moment they see you are a billionaire, they wanna hook you by the neck .. Just like this hour glass shaped girl from quilox last night .. She is in my kitchen preparing breakfast, acting like i know her from adam...and i have to attend church ... How do i get her out??

Discuss!!

No quarrel, no abuse... Am too rich to separate you
Lalasticlala front page!! Lets educate an average Naija girl[/s]....

crap! you can never be as funny as mrcork thats what u dont know

STFUareyouGod:

why u come dey wicked like this

STFUareyouGod:
Bros, I think you're tired and heart broken, you should sleep. You really need to go to bed NOW

wicked

Xionez:

Better still, follow the following steps
1. Approach her and give her your phone. 2. Tell her you would call her and walk majestically out of her sight. 3. Call later in the day 4. If she picks, proceed to 5. If she doesnt, proceed to 6 5. Chat her up real good and proceed to 9 6. Swear small and redo step 3. If frustrated, next is 7 7. Calm down and move to 8 8. The phone is gone, move to 9 9. Buy a new phone

Papikush:
Today is Sunday. Keep it holy

900warriorz:
my dear, you must be from kwara state.

no I am not from kwara

Sotenna:


Your Next Boyfriend? Why not start with the current one who apparently is gonna get ditched soonest?

MrCork:


...can I ask you a favour...plis can I drink you?

drink how

studM:

Warhawk:
you've been attacking me....

when nd how stop playing the victims's card here

Warhawk:
Lets stop fighting.....

are we fighting

Presh900:
Winn elyn

firstking01:
That thread you created today brought out your real personality...
My advice, be yourself it will help you in your guest to succeed in life...i know you are nowhere near what you type here offline.

Haute:

Oh! Your husband. I might just be tempted to do what David did in the Bible.

how was ur day

firstking01:
My bad, you always look too innocent and feminine on your dp to be typing words only masculines could type, i dunno why i might be wrong tho.

Haute:


Oh my! I was banking on those snacks so I didn't organize anything for dinner. Now I'll have to sleep with an empty stomach. Not nice.

I am sorry I gave them to lala

Haute:


Oh, thanks! I like 'em fresh btw. So make sure to come over ASAP

uhmmm sorry its finished

chojo3000:

Practice makes perfect babe,u shld put ur plungee lips to practice too yl he's at his.

hmm

Gladiator1:
Can't u lose up a bit?? This life is too short, so enjoy it

hmm I am offended..

MrCork:


^^^^^^ kaiiii see boooobsi!!

mrcork

chojo3000:
Eating good pussy

Presh900:
hehe... Wasn't trolling, was only teasing you.... Too bad you couldn't see that i have a hardcore crush on ya **

rubbish! why dont u try to fix yourself instead of trying to break me

Presh900:
Fine girl...... I love ur lips

warhawk u troll with an alternative riit what do u benefit

prettythicksme:
See sensless question