ylaa:
MAKE ALL THESE TRAILERS NO FINISH OUR SMALL SMALL CARS OH! I HAVE SUGGESTED SEVERALLY THAT TRAILERS, TANKERS, TRUCKS AND OTHER HEAVY DUTY VEHICLES SHOULD PLY OUR ROADS FROM 11:30PM TILL 4AM. MOST OF THE ACCIDENTS ON OUR ROADS ARE CAUSED BY THEM BUT NO ONE WILL TAKE MY ADVICE. SO SAD

Orijin101:
Yesterday, i visited my former hood which is Igando to visit some of my old friends then i decided to visit an area sister coz when i was still based in that area, she was so good to me, whenever she cooks, she must surely cook mine together, if i need some financial assitance, she never hesitates to help me, although she used to tell me that she wants both of us to be dating but i thought she was joking then i will laugh over it and change topic coz this sister is old enough to give birth to me but i don't know why she is not yet married, to cut the story short, i went over to her house and i met her at home, she jumped up and gave me a kind of lasting hug to the point that my Moses rod was almost praising the lord then i stylishly removed myself from her arms and sat down, she then asked me what will i eat and i told her to get me drinks only and she got me 3big bottles of orijin, my heart was filled with joy and i felt at home and confidently sipped my orijin till i finished the 3bottles. After that, i lied down on her 3 sitter chair to take a nap and she thought i was high already, like 10mins later i felt the rubbing of her hands on my body, i thought i was dreaming until i opened my eye and i saw the sister with pant and bra only, JESUS!!!! I shouted.....................

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