Me spy no oooooo... Haba spy ké..... No mé spy mbanu
I only hacked her whatsapp, Facebook etc account so I could have access from miles away

Ice prince bleach no oo haba him be dey train na dey blow hot sand with him fist because na him be the next bullet proof monk. buddah bless u

Blackett:
Aww. So sorry to hear that. I'm a guy, and I'm telling you now that no guy who left you in that manner deserves your tears. Just count it that it wasn't meant to be.

did she tell you the story about what happened? Did u know if she's has been messing up ever since...so free the guy abeg until she opens up and tell us what really happened.

It annoys me when I hear this phrase " mistakenly cheated", genitals are not banana peels ,people don't trip on it and mistakenly fall on another's. I don't know if cheaters ever change but they are better off left in their lane , it is safer that way.

true story till they learn how to park well in balogun market

No! Them dey Badoo

This topic make guys go dey watch night of a thousand laugh n crack ur ribs to learn to be funny but I laff una cuz still yet una stil call una gal long phone conversation while she drops the phone for table dey yawn...honey are you there?

Aprime:


Rumor has it that; Stolen kisses taste the sweetest.

nobi rumor na truth

When she spreads her legs and give me a V sign

Mprex:
Its cool. Very cool. PDA isnt just a display of affection. There is more to it

like what? Let's go to that ATM over there.

One of my best actor/comedian so sad

Best cartoons ever!

Planet B612 could you imagine