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Crime / Re: Nigerian Police Finally Arrest Skit Maker For Molesting And Pranking A 10yrs Old by wonder233: 4:45pm On Jun 23, 2023
The "creative" industry is overrated. Everyone wants to be a content creator. The youths of this generation have nothing but scorn for tangible production. They have this fantasy that tech automatically brings money, forgetting that tech merely simplifies tangible production. But to be truly wealthy, there must be tangible production.
All of them are doing skits and recycling foolishness

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Sports / Re: Bendel Insurance Lifts 4th FA Cup After 43yrs, Qualifies For CAF Cup (pics) by wonder233: 2:38pm On Jun 22, 2023
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Foreign Affairs / Re: How Usa(CIA) Killed First DRCongo President Patrick Lumumba(picture) by wonder233: 7:06am On Jun 22, 2023
The West can destabilise Africa because Africans are so attached to their tribes, so its easy to turn them against each other.
Even on this post, someone is already posting ibo memes with mocking phrases like "wailing", etc.
It is the curse of the blacks. Tribes

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Maj Gen T.A Lagbaja With His Boys In NW Before His Appointment by wonder233: 7:47pm On Jun 21, 2023
*Yawn*... all these epistle na dust.
Let me educate you: even the okra seller has a big man from his village who knows someone high up that can help push things.
My brother met a guy during his NYSC days, the guy is a northerner from Niger state, his father is a district head, from that connection, former head of state AbdulSalam Abubakar signed for my brother, that was how he got PTDF scholarship to do masters in UK.
My mum was selling pap, so does that make it less connection?
Nothing like anyone bending anything for exceptional anything
Kiemutex:

Not in all cases my guy,I knew of a boy then the Dad was selling okrika at agboju market near festac,though a brilliant chap,the guy wrote NDA went for screening and eventually succeeded when he was coming home on holidays the whole Street in old ojo road came well coming,the Mum dey sell akara then,last I heard of him,he is a Major and has changed the status of the parents also I knew of another guy too at my cousin place at okoko,he attended ajangbadi high school in afromedia area also a bookish guy,he is now a naval office now in navy town,yes most are connections but when the screening board sees one that is exceptional,they bend rules and consider.
Politics / Re: RMAFC Approves 114% Salary Increase For Tinubu, Shettima, Govs, Others by wonder233: 7:35pm On Jun 21, 2023
Tribe and religion don finish dis one life. Lamely trying to justify something so glaring.
helinues:


If you give a mad man a hoe, he must first make ridges for himself. Same case with the FG, before increasing workers salary, they want to increase theirs first.. grin

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Politics / Re: Pictures Of Maj Gen T.A Lagbaja With His Boys In NW Before His Appointment by wonder233: 4:18pm On Jun 21, 2023
I wrote too.
The thing is for the very connected
Dafresh:
Good for him I wrote NDA entrance exams five times, my names wasn't shortlisted
Politics / Re: Chief Of Naval Staff: Gambo Refuses To Hand Over To Ikechukwu Ogalla - Gazette by wonder233: 3:28pm On Jun 21, 2023
I don't care, it has nothing to do with me
Politics / Re: Sokoto Governor Aliyu Rides Tricycle On Surprise Hospital Inspection (Video) by wonder233: 1:52pm On Jun 21, 2023
These kinds of theatrics are what our gullible people love. In saner climes, the governor commutes just like every other person
Education / Re: Passport application process made easy! by wonder233: 10:23am On Jun 21, 2023
Shikena!
Sucre6:
Omo una funny die, so to get an international passport Nah him op write this long epistle πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lack of information is a disease

When I applied and got my passport these see the steps
1.Just log on to immigration website and click on passport choose either renew or fresh application

2.fill in the application form and click submit

3.you will be made to pay a compulsory none refundable amount for the passport.

4. Complete application and save, print it and you will be given a date to come for a biodata capturing at the immigration office and few documents to come along with

5. Go for capturing and wait to get a message that your passport was ready.

No let person scam you on top ordinary international passport, if person scam you for international passport, how visa go come be ?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Appoints Odumosu As EFCC Chairman by wonder233: 9:50am On Jun 21, 2023
Fanatic... See how emotional he gets when religion is mentioned.
Dhury:
the inscription doesn't represent Islam either.as a good Muslim we need Islam in our hearts not on our currency because we're not going to be buried with naira notes our only wish is to be buried as muslim.if you are not okay with it then you can advise president tinubu to remove Islam from our hearts.
Foreign Affairs / Re: IMF Backs A Global Central Bank-backed Digital Currency Network by wonder233: 8:00pm On Jun 20, 2023
Aren't we already using a unified currency? Why do you think you can convert currencies?
It doesn't matter if you have the Zimbabwean dollar, if you need it to change to the Japanese yen, it can be done in an instant...

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Politics / Re: Acting IG Egbetokun Due To Retire In 2024 by wonder233: 4:42pm On Jun 20, 2023
I don't care, it has nothing to do with me
Romance / Re: The Worst Thing You've Found From Checking Your Partner Phone by wonder233: 4:01pm On Jun 20, 2023
Almost everyone is saying they don't check their partners phones because they want "peace of mind". It simply means that deep down, people know their partners/spouses are unfaithful.
Whether we admit it or not, monogamy is unworkable. Humans are just deceiving themselves by imposing an impossible condition on themselves.
Humans, just like other animals, are instinctively drawn to varieties. Mental acuity can't eradicate this, highest, it moderates it. But there must be variety

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Politics / Re: Clearing The Air On Issue Of Whether Ikechukwu Ogala Is Igbo, Myself Being From by wonder233: 3:52pm On Jun 20, 2023
There are some ibo names that even the most deep ibo speaker don't know their meanings:
For instance OBILAKABA, a friend of mine from Imo state bears that name, till date, no other ibo person could say what the name means.
One of my colleagues during NYSC surname was OKOGBUE, she kept trying to defend her ibo heritage when we all gist.
ganisucks:

What does Ogala mean in Igbo. You don't have to lie to prove your point.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu's Service Chiefs And Their State Of Origin (Picture) by wonder233: 9:04am On Jun 20, 2023
See citizens squabbling about tribe and religion. Those are the only things that have meaning to Nigerians. What a fvvcked up country.

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Politics / Re: Throwback Of New IGP, Egbetokun At Tinubu's Coronation 33 Years Ago by wonder233: 9:00am On Jun 20, 2023
This was in year 2000. So it is 23 years ago not 33years ago
MrBroke:
35 years ago

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Politics / Re: Service Chiefs: The Package Came With All The 'isms' - Sowore by wonder233: 8:53am On Jun 20, 2023
Ogella is not ibo. He is Igalla
stanluiz:
Sowore is right.

No difference from Buhari appointment when he was president. Only difference is that buhari did not appoint any body from the south East.

Anyway, Buhari and Tinubu are the same. The way buhari give appointment to his fulani brothers, Tinubu is doing the same.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Retires All Service Chiefs, Advisers, Customs CG, IG Of Police by wonder233: 9:45pm On Jun 19, 2023
No bro, the police has equivalence in ranks to the military. A DIG of police is the equivalent of a Lieutenant-General of the army, a Vice Admiral of the navy and an Air Marshall of the airforce.
ganisucks:
And so it begins. After the meeting with Grey beard, Baba Lagos declared war on the cabal.

Made Ribadu the NSA chief. What an insult. A police DIG to command military generals.

I laffπŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

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Politics / Re: Lagos Advocates Safe Conversion Of Petrol To LPG As Fuel For Domestic Use by wonder233: 12:23pm On Jun 19, 2023
I ain't converting shiyt. I'll use petrol for petrol appliances and I'll use gas for gas appliances.

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Romance / Re: One Thing I Noticed About Smelling Kpekus by wonder233: 9:40pm On Jun 18, 2023
I once met a very beautiful girl who stank so badly down there. When I told her she was angry and said that I was insulting her that no guy ever told her that. I told her, they didn't want her to get offended. I asked her if she can't smell herself, she said no. I said, well that's funny cos the smell is so strong.
Told her to get herself tested and treated for BV (bacteria vaginosis). She did, and later admitted to me the smell was gone. So I said, for you to admit the smell is gone means you actually knew it was there all along, but you felt too proud to do anything about it and foolish guys were managing it like that.

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Romance / Re: A Guy Made An Obituary Banner For A Girl Who Scammed Him(photos) by wonder233: 1:03pm On Jun 17, 2023
I endorse this.
I remember when I met one lady online back then, we talked about her visiting, she asked for tfare. I decided to make an exception from my rule of not sending money in advance. I asked for a video call to at least verify its really the person. Satisfied, I sent the money. Only for her to call back and say she didn't receive it. Even calling back on video call for me to see that she had packed her bag, that I should resend it the money. I then realised that she was trying to get me to keep sending money. When she saw that I've realised, she blocked me
Religion / Re: Video Of Happie Boys Apologizing To OPM Pastor While Rejecting His Latest Offer. by wonder233: 11:16am On Jun 16, 2023
When this news newly broke, I told my colleagues that the real issue is that those guys don't want to come back to Nigeria and not because their education has been stalled. I told them that even if another philanthropist decides to pay flight ticket for them to come back to Nigeria to escape being "stranded", they will reject it. The whole hullabaloo was to get public opinion to force OPM to continue coughing up scarce dollars to keep them abroad.
Now, the pastor did the simple experiment of getting them tickets and continuing schooling in Africa, and they have rejected it. So it is clear now to everyone what was going on

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Education / Re: Students’ Loan: FG To Introduce Tuition Fees In Universities by wonder233: 4:02pm On Jun 14, 2023
No be only "borning"... Oluwasyi, can't you see what those you're defending have done to you?
oluwaseyi0:


oga ade I attended federal school tution fee is completely free, even my reciept have tution fee as zero naira


can't you see all what you listed are mostly departmental or developmental levies, all your so called fees for your 4 years can't even pay one lecturer for half a semester

imagine a whole UI and Unilag, Yabatech school fees not even up tp 50k, how wont lecturer be striking with that

you even said you paid for your feeding, lol magician full this country so you expect government or better still NGO organisation to be feeding you?

if your parent can't feed you in school, they have no business borning you

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Education / Re: Students’ Loan: FG To Introduce Tuition Fees In Universities by wonder233: 3:56pm On Jun 14, 2023
Brutality!! see the kind of people constituting nuisance online?
Better people are trying to see how the country will be better for the common man, these wretched ethnic bigots don't mind mortgaging the future of their unborn kids, if it will spite a particular ethnic group
JasonScoolari:
When you stop mistaking me for your Dad and concentrate on your 15k primary school teacher job, more offers will come.

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Celebrities / Re: Excited Chef Frames Texts Of Order Davido Placed In Her Restaurant (Pix, Video) by wonder233: 3:34pm On Jun 14, 2023
Bloggers stop voicing over videos. You're reducing your traffic by doing so.
People clicked to watch the video and listen for themselves, they don't need your horrible voice in the background to guide them through the video.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Rewards Jack Rich With An Oil Export License by wonder233: 10:17am On Jun 14, 2023
Tien Jack Rich... The man's personal story is an inspiration to me.
You can go on YouTube to search for the story as narrated by himself.
Food / Re: Professor Abayomi, FUOYE VC Visits Chef Dammy (Video, Photos) by wonder233: 10:00pm On Jun 13, 2023
A chef in Ogbomoso has said he will go 150hrs, in the coming weeks. Another in Ibadan says she is going 200hrs after that.
This is just like 2015 when one guy trekked for Buhari and was massively celebrated. Only for everyone to stay trekking 🀣🀣🀣

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Romance / Re: How I Banged My Female Lecturer by wonder233: 8:27pm On Jun 13, 2023
Fantasy of a Nigerian small boy

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Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Acting Funny These Days by wonder233: 10:46am On Jun 13, 2023
Forget about the financial issues she is trying to bring up, The pregnancy wasn't for you. It is the classic reason many ladies insist on aborting.

And even if you think its for you, she has clearly shown, she is not interested in starting small with you. And she desperately needs to maintain that single status outlook in order not to scare away more eligible men.
But in the meantime, you're the mugu she is using to pass time before better people come along.

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Politics / Re: Akpabio Wins Senate President Election by wonder233: 9:36am On Jun 13, 2023
I agree with that. I worked in akwa ibom shortly after he left office, there were lots of visible changes. And the "off your mic" episode showed he was someone who wasn't afraid to say the hard truth.
MrHighSea:
This man has a beautiful career journey.
Nigeria is heading for the best.

They still sing his story in Akwa Ibom.
He is known for good leadership and defender of the common man.

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Food / Re: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by wonder233: 9:57am On Jun 12, 2023
Ozuo, tigernut drink had nothing to do with your dick being hard. This is why politicians are using your heads in this country. You guys are so dumb, same way you're all holding fast to tribal and religious stereotypes while the politicians smile to the bank. Keep being foolish.
Slynation:
Oga keep kwayet if you don't know....The first time I took that combo, my dick was standing carelessly all day long!!

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Food / Re: I Love This Combo So So Much! This Combo Is My Cocaine! Won't feel Alright If... by wonder233: 9:17am On Jun 12, 2023
It is not an aphrodisiac. That is a stereotype. The drink is just a plant based milk drink. Nigerians and their obsession with aphrodisiacs, anything that looks creamy is automatically an aphrodisiac.

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