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NYSC / Re: 'We Are No Longer Foolish', NYSC Tells Students by xammyx(m): 9:26am On Sep 13, 2015
sugarvallly:
scrap u useless marafucking thing.
I can't wait to pass out April 4th.
have wasted five months already,and its still counting

And yet again u posed with maraf###ing thing uniform as ur Nairaland pix. Is it not hypocrisy of d highest order. lipsrsealed undecided
If u cant be humble to serve for just one year. How can u serve when u are employed ?
I fell sad when I read such comments.
Bleep
Celebrities / Re: Julius Agwu & Wife Meet British Royal Family, Usain Bolt, Angelina Jolie (Pics) by xammyx(m): 9:28am On Sep 04, 2015
londonrivals:
Nigerian comedian Julius Agwu and his wife Ibiere are two of the luckiest people in the world right now. The celebrity couple got to meet the British Royal Family in London.
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/julius-agwu-and-wife.png[/img]
Julius Agwu and wife meet British Royal Family
The pair didn’t just get to meet the Royal family, they also got to meet some of the world’s top celebrities Steven Spielberg, Whoopi Goldberg, Usain Bolt, Angeline Jolie and husband Brad Pitt.
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ibiere-and-whoopi-goldberg.png[/img]
Ibiere Agwu and Whoopi Goldberg
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ibiere-and-usain-bolt.png[/img]
Ibiere Agwu and Usain Bolt
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ibiere-and-jolie-pitt.png[/img]
Ibiere Agwu with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/agwu-family-and-steven-spielberg.png[/img]
Julius and Ibiere Agwu with Steven Spielberg
[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/ibiere-agwu-and-princess-diana.png[/img]
The comedian Julius Agwu over the weekend held the 10th anniversary of his comedy show Crack Ya Ribs in London.The funny man who is now active and in better health after recovering from brain surgery in April is taking time to relax and go sightseeing with his wife Ibiere in London.

Well….truth is, the celebrities they met, weren’t actually alive or real. The couple visited internationally renown wax museum called Madame Tussauds, to see wax replicas of celebrities.

[img]http://www.olisa.tv/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/madama-tussauds.png[/img]

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/09/photos-julius-agwu-and-wife-meet.html


Is WAx not real . haba
Education / Re: UNILAG Undergraduates Build Eco-friendly Car (Photos) by xammyx(m): 5:40pm On Aug 21, 2015
bluaero:
smiley Nice car

But no seat belt na

Instead of encouraging words. U there asking of sit belt. Why not ask for registration number. Is call a prototype. Ones it bin approval other safety requirement will be in place. This stuff u see is Huge.
One love bro

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Education / Re: Four Students Break First Class Jinx In UNILORIN Economics Department by xammyx(m): 7:18pm On Aug 12, 2015
PrettyClare7:
Big congrats to him
TO THEM...... smiley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke City Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 9th August 2015 by xammyx(m): 11:51pm On Aug 09, 2015
ghettodreamz:
And Coutinho scores

Goalllllllĺllllllllllllllll

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Stoke City Vs Liverpool (0 - 1) On 9th August 2015 by xammyx(m): 4:15pm On Aug 09, 2015
Marksule:
I need a win as[sub][/sub] birthday gift.....ynwa
You never walk alone. Happy birthday my fellow kop
Politics / Re: Boko Haram, Soldiers In Gun Battle In Yobe Town - Daily Post by xammyx(m): 3:41pm On Aug 06, 2015
magabounce:
FTC!!!!
o boiiii
grin grin grin grin grin grin
over what ?







Feeling like a Mega super star!!!!
Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Visits Liverpool Jordon Ibe by xammyx(m): 10:40am On Aug 06, 2015
Go KOP, we will never walk alone.... my 1st comment vanished

Sports / Re: Sunday Oliseh Visits Liverpool Jordon Ibe by xammyx(m): 10:20am On Aug 06, 2015
GO KOP, we will never walk alone.....

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Family / Re: Husband Complains That His Wife Always Purchase Food Outside For The Family by xammyx(m): 10:53pm On Aug 02, 2015
Melahou:
Send her to school of catering...
Or let her go back to her mum to learn how to cook
Maybe u dint get d gist. They dint say she can't cook. But tired to cook .....
Travel / Re: 10 Reasons Why Lagos Is Better Than Abuja by xammyx(m): 10:28pm On Jul 30, 2015
Emmatdayo:



http://www.travelstart.com.ng/blog/10-reasons-why-lagos-is-better-than-abuja/
Lagos Traffic. Traffic Lagos. Lagos Traffic Traffic Lagos....I will only live in Lagos if I get paid 700k per month. Lagos Traffic. Traffic Lagos. ..........nag not Lagos

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Crime / Re: LG Workers’ Salaries Snatched At Gun-point In Enugu by xammyx(m): 3:09pm On Jul 26, 2015
Barselonia:
So dem sTill pay salary in cash
Brother abeg help me ask them.
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Humiliated At PH Airport by xammyx(m): 9:27am On Jul 24, 2015
coolestrogue:

Sorry to ask sir, do you have a mother?
So those women who do not use VIP are not MOTHERS. you self, if her husband or her fixed things like the airport, she wont fell bad not to be allowed into the VIP stuff.
I will tag this, Reality has began. U dont plant corn to reap palm Fruit.

Be guided .............
TV/Movies / Re: Which Was Your Favourite Cartoon As A Kid? (pictures) by xammyx(m): 10:17pm On Jul 21, 2015
Icon4s:
Super Ted!


When he was made. They found something wrong with and they took him into an old dark store. So One day he was brought to Mother Nature how gave him a superpower. And that bear became SUPER TED. wow I try small. smiley wink cheesy

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Family / Re: Nigerian Man Married To 57 Women,150 Grandchildren (Photo) by xammyx(m): 10:15pm On Jul 19, 2015
richardjemedafe1:
Jesus christ did i just made 1st to comment on nairaland?? Is introvert around??

Anyway i didicate thIS SPACE TO MY SWEET HEART lura b frm Dangi,Kanam Lga in Plateou state..

Back to the op,ur write up is to long..% of us dnt read the complet story..

But did i saw them refering that old man as 'king of satan'?. !

When someone loves you, the way they talk about you is different. You feel safe and comfortable.'


Loving oneself isn't hard, when you understand who and what 'yourself' is. It has nothing to do with the shape of your face, the size of your eyes, the length of your hair or the quality of your clothes. It's so beyond all of those things and it's what gives life to everything about you. Your own self is such a treasure.
I served in at Dangi kanam during my NYSC 2005. Was OK, but water was d big P.lol
Nairaland / General / Re: What You Need To Know About The Anus (for Those Proposing For G Marriage) by xammyx(m): 1:30pm On Jul 16, 2015
ekim004:

send me d picture of ur anus i wanna see whr its located im nt shur wer mine is

Nairaland / General / Re: What You Need To Know About The Anus (for Those Proposing For G Marriage) by xammyx(m): 3:49pm On Jul 15, 2015
ekim004:
where is the anus located
You be Robot or IT ?........... grin
Politics / Re: US: We’ll Compel Nigeria To Accept Same-sex Marriage by xammyx(m): 3:36pm On Jul 15, 2015
no2fuks:


you are so immature I tried to report you but that function didnt work

Sorry Dude, I don’t really get you, immature about what?
Did you actually read the stuff or you JUST can’t really really read…… shocked angry undecided
Is just an information …….. smiley wink grin
Nairaland / General / What You Need To Know About The Anus (for Those Proposing For G Marriage) by xammyx(m): 3:23pm On Jul 15, 2015
The anus is naturally designed to hold in feces. The anus is surrounded with a ring-like muscle, called the anal sphincter, which tightens when we are not defecating. Repetitive penetration may lead to weakening of the anal muscle, making it difficult to hold in feces when you are hard pressed, especially when you are passing watery stool. You would have noticed the increasing presence of adult diapers on super markets shelves.

Apart from some sick people and senior citizens, people whose anus malfunction as a result of repeated penetration use adult diapers to prevent feces leakage getting to their clothes. - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02
Nairaland / General / What You Need To Know About The Anus (for Those Proposing For G Marriage) by xammyx(m): 3:10pm On Jul 15, 2015
The anus is naturally designed to hold in feces. The anus is surrounded with a ring-like muscle, called the anal sphincter, which tightens when we are not defecating. Repetitive penetration may lead to weakening of the anal muscle, making it difficult to hold in feces when you are hard pressed, especially when you are passing watery stool. You would have noticed the increasing presence of adult diapers on super markets shelves.

Apart from some sick people and senior citizens, people whose anus malfunction as a result of repeated penetration use adult diapers to prevent feces leakage getting to their clothes. - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/anal-penetration smiley wink cheesy angry grin
Politics / Re: US: We’ll Compel Nigeria To Accept Same-sex Marriage by xammyx(m): 2:50pm On Jul 15, 2015
[quote author=HungerBAD post=35878596]The first time i saw two men kissing was in London, specifically at the St James's Park on a cool summer day many years ago. I still remember the shock and revulsion i felt.

I stood transfixed, staring at them for about 5 Minutes and was just turning my head around like AM I THE ONLY ONE SEEING this,and then it hit me, i was no longer in Africa and even if i had been living in the US, i was yet to see two men kiss. It was a cultural shock for me to see two men make out.

I hated gays.

Then one day in Church, at a bible study. Somebody asked the pastor that if the Church preaches a lot of things about repentance and acceptance,why then do they still find it hard to accept gays?the pastor's reply was an eye opener.

And then it hit me. Why do i exactly hate gays?they don't bother me, they sleep with each other,they marry each other,they pay their own bills,i don't even know them.

As i grow older, i have learned to be very tolerant of others. I have also learned to mind my business with how others handle their lives, that is why i do not judge married women/men when they cheat in their marriages, i am not in their marriage so don't know what lead to the infidelity.

While i do have my personal reservation about the gay thing, i have come to accept the fact that my feelings will not stop people from being gays, or stop them from loving each other. i have also come to accept the fact that no matter what, there will be others that will have sexual orientation that is different from mine.

In Nigeria, there have been instances where men have been caught making love to goats and chickens. Nairaland even carried some of those pictures.

So what am i saying?people should let other people live their lives the way they deem it fit. what you cannot correct, leave alone.




The anus is naturally designed to hold in feces. The anus is surrounded with a ring-like muscle, called the anal sphincter, which tightens when we are not defecating. Repetitive penetration may lead to weakening of the anal muscle, making it difficult to hold in feces when you are hard pressed, especially when you are passing watery stool. You would have noticed the increasing presence of adult diapers on super markets shelves. Apart from some sick people and senior citizens, people whose anus malfunction as a result of repeated penetration use adult diapers to prevent feces leakage getting to their clothes. - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/anal-penetration/#sthash.wh8CX3d5.dpuf
Politics / Re: US: We’ll Compel Nigeria To Accept Same-sex Marriage by xammyx(m): 2:49pm On Jul 15, 2015
The anus is naturally designed to hold in feces. The anus is surrounded with a ring-like muscle, called the anal sphincter, which tightens when we are not defecating. Repetitive penetration may lead to weakening of the anal muscle, making it difficult to hold in feces when you are hard pressed, especially when you are passing watery stool. You would have noticed the increasing presence of adult diapers on super markets shelves. Apart from some sick people and senior citizens, people whose anus malfunction as a result of repeated penetration use adult diapers to prevent feces leakage getting to their clothes. - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/02/anal-penetration/#sthash.wh8CX3d5.dpuf

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Nairaland / General / Re: Check The Status Of Your National E- ID Card Now! by xammyx(m): 9:41am On Jul 14, 2015
olusogo1:
pls for dose peeps whose cards re ready, wen did u register? and besides, I think all d data are not linked to dis site yet.
Is there but to log in ur NIN NOB is the last 6 digits of your NIN that is required
Nairaland / General / Re: Check The Status Of Your National E- ID Card Now! by xammyx(m): 9:40am On Jul 14, 2015
[quote author=Vstuffs post=31467230]


Visit https://touch.nimc.gov.ng/cs
Input the following
>First Name
>Middle Name
>Last Name
>National Identification Number

(Then check the statue of your National e-Id Card)

For the NIN nob is the last 6 digits of your NIN is required
Career / Re: Meet The Nigerian Wonder-woman Who Is A Professional Painter, Tiler, And Plumber by xammyx(m): 11:46am On Jul 10, 2015
MY PPLE, PROFESSIONAL PAINTER ,tILER AND PLUMBER SHOULD AS LIST WEAR SMALL PROTECTIVE STUFF LIKE BOOTS, EYE GUIDE, GLOVES ETC.
WEARING THIS STUFF SHE WEARING ON THE PIX WILL POSE OR ENDANGER HER OWE SAFETY.......AND I DO HOPE SHE HAVE SOME KIND OF INSURANCE. COS THEY SAID SHE A PROFESSIONAL..................
ALL THE VERY VERY BEST TO HER.

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Politics / Re: Jos Bomb Blasts: Angry Protesters Burn Churches — Police by xammyx(m): 1:20pm On Jul 07, 2015
[quote author=Brownhypo post=35575919][b]shey na church cause the bombing ni.....why not go burn the BoKoS


Am lost myself............. why burning the church ?

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Politics / Re: Dolphins, Sharks Commend Gov. Wike For Paying Salary Arrears by xammyx(m): 9:41pm On Jun 28, 2015
remilad2002:
http://thenationonlineng.net/new/dolphins-sharks-commend-wike-for-paying-salary-arrears/
All footy luvers will love this. Wike is working. Haba 8 months. KIA . Nice one . happy to hear pples salary's are paid.
Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Re: Nintendo Fans – Play The Games Of Yesteryears (n64,gamecube,wii) by xammyx(m): 9:31pm On Jun 28, 2015
Leopantro:


Your location?
Abuja. Sorry just seeing ur reply.
Politics / Re: Did Festac 77 Start Nigeria's Problem? by xammyx(m): 11:52am On Jun 28, 2015
xammyx:

How old are u. And if ur Dad don't agree with u. Do u tell him to shut up even if u are right. Do u have to insult an individual b4 u address an issue. I would have done d same. But I kW better rossike.
U can't go far in life with that attidue. At work u will labelled as .... Not professional.
Learn how to communicate without been abusive.
Am on top. Learn to be.
Good Day
Politics / Re: Did Festac 77 Start Nigeria's Problem? by xammyx(m): 11:49am On Jun 28, 2015
ROSSIKE:
My friend shut your dirty mouth. You are a lost slave if you think celebrating African culture is "ungodly". In fact it shows you are mentally sick to suggest such. You need psychiatric attention.
How old are u. And if ur Dad don't agree with u. Do u tell him to shut up even if u are right. Do u have to insult an individual b4 u address an issue. I would have done d same. But I kW better rossike.
U can't go far in life with that attidue. At work u will labelled as .... Not professional.
Learn how to communicate without been abusive.
Am on top. Learn to be.
Good Day
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by xammyx(m): 1:17pm On Jun 25, 2015
If her former Ex was that good in bed, why are they no longer dating. is not just been great in Sex for marriage, there are other factors.
Pally tell her ur Ex was a better Cook..... grin
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Said Her Previous Guy Was Stronger In Bed. by xammyx(m): 1:12pm On Jun 25, 2015
cronsberg:
Guys, i was just having a conversation with my girlfriend/ wife to be about likes and likes-not in bed, and while listing her likes, she went on a story telling episode about her previous guy. The part of the story that caught my attention was when she said that her ex will do her for hours without resting. She said there was a time she visited the guy and he effd her from 12 noon to 5pm, that she could barely walk that day and was feeling so satisfied and fulfilled. She then said with all the fuss i was making about effing her out of her senses, that i came short of satisfaction, and that the guy was stronger in bed. You could imaging how furious and boiling i was feeling inside while hearing this from her in a normal conversation.
The facts are though that when ever we have sex, i am absolutely sure i last for atleast 15 minutes or more no doubt, my penis is 5.7 to 6 inches erect and hard as wood, i do pre-intimacy and such, so what the hell is the problem? Is it even my damn problem or her's? I know for damn sure no normal guy will last for more than 20 minutes of constant thrusting. If she has to be effd for hours in order to feel satisfied, isn't she the one with the problem? On the one hand, i feel like i shouldn't even worry myself since she is aperantly the nimphomeniac not me. On the other hand, i feel that her "accidental revelation" is a sign of what's to come, as in she might be a cheater when married because of her insatiable appetied for marathon sex.
what's your opinion guys
If her former Ex was that good in bed, why are they no longer dating. is not just been great in Sex for marriage, there are other factors.
Pally tell her ur Ex was a better Cook..... grin

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