heryyy: My personal experience:

I came to the uk on a 3yrs student visa (South chelsea college),when i got here went straight to college to register and pay my school fee,few months of study i noticed the college is nothing but crap (Please when applying for college in the uk i beg of you avoid this college as they are nothing but scammers,no lecture going on they just want your money,been there for almost 3yrs now with no single exam,if you don't pay school fee they threatened you with immigration)i got fed up and starts looking for a job as i'm self sponsored,looked everywhere with no luck

Eventually a friend told me the easy way to get a job in london is to go for a training job i.e you must pay money for training course and he linked me up with an agency that works for london underground to clean trains

I did the training for a total of £700 pounds (London underground entry permit and Depot Track Competent Person),as soon as i the training i got a job straight away,i started cleaning trains,i will say it's the hardest job in london

Eventually after 1 and a half year i got fedup as my health couldnt cope with the hard labour and stress anymore,i left with no single savings all gone towards bills and feeding



If d UK is hard for u, y nt come bk to nija. Abroad is nt meant for everybody.

Got another 2hrs job at the new westfield shopping centre in stratford (Zara Store)

I must say uk is very very hard for people who wants to come here with no sponsorer please think again

I've been here for almost 3yrs with nothing to show for it,it makes me sad and cries sometimes cos i never planed it this way,going back home is out of question,would have been better if my college was a good one atleast i will get a qualification and i've got no where to stay,my dad is late and mom is looking up to me at the moment i feel hopeless,i was doing fine back home before i came here to better myself, but God knows best

As for cheap cards to call home i think the best at the moment is the new sim card called iCard Mobile they charge 3pence per min to call mobile and 1p for landlines for those who are interested should google it

Overall please if you don't have a sponsorer look somewhere else than uk

lefulefu: 1:fat women find it harder to give birth to children
2:fat women are always lazy
3:fat women find it hard to move around durin yanshing session(s3x).ehn dem go just dey one position while the poor bobo go dey sweat dey do the work.
4:fat women are liable to destroy ur home furniture with their yokozuna yansh at all given times.
5: fat women too chop.dem go jus finish all ur foodstuff for house one time.devil baptise if ur girfriend or wife na orobo wey too like food.
6:fat women are too controlling.dem think say because dem get larger body size dem fit use dat as a reason to dey bully the poor bobo.
7:wen u see a fat woman walking towards u e go be like say na julius berger bulldozer dey come towards u.
8:wen doin missionary position wit an orobo dont ever make the mistake of letting the orobo dey on top of u otherwise she go just crush u to pieces with her heavy duty MACK trailer weight.

chuqudy: I got a job in Union Bank last 2 months. My monthly salary is 480 thousand naira.

Okija_juju: Being single is lonely, but I am scared of getting married!! My girlfriend is a drama queen!! Jesus!!

The sweetest part of being single (single being not married) is the reset button. . . When the babe fhuck up, you press reset!!